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*Windows 7 Boot Noise*

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*Knocking on door*

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*Rock music plays*

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*Vlog

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Hey, welcome.

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My name is Pewdiepie.

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We're going to Pax.

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Excellent.

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Come on! This is for Sweden!

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Say "Hi", everyone!

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"Hi, everyone!"

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What the fuck Ken

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(RESIDENT EVIL BIOHAZARD)

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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OH SHIT!

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OH WHAT THE FUCK?!

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HEY!

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THAT'S MY FUCKING KNEE!

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(Poods back at it again...)

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(Here we have a rare species of human called "Poods", in his natural habitat.)

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Now, we're going to the convention -- no, wait. We're not.

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We're going to the signing.

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Oh, yeah. Jack is here.

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(Poods does hate face)

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It's at the West en-

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Come- oh wait, I can't tell you to come watch because

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it's already done ---- What are you doing?

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Jack. Stop.
Pewds: Nothing.

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Alright.

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(Kwebbelkop waving in the background)

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I'm very happy.
Michael : You enjoy the Pax, yeah?

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I'm - I'm really enjoying the Pax.

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(RARE SCENE OF TWO RARE SPECIES FIGHTING TO THE DEATH)

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(Jack picks up I.D Card)

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Pewds: THAT'S MINE YOU BIATCH!

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(Jack does cute face)

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*crowd cheering*

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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(Hormones Intensifies)

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from the crowd: Senpai!

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Hey.

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(POODS, I'M TELLING MARZIA!)

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Jack: You getting some good shots Micheal? Micheal: Huh? Jack: Are you getting some good shots? Micheal: Yeah

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Jack: Am I ready for my close up?
Michael: How is he, how is he? Tell me more.

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It's good. Micheal's such a cutie.

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Look at him behind the camera.

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Felix says "Come back here. Cut all that."

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"Cut everything. Cut everything."

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We're taking over the vlog now, bitches.

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Wazzup?

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Uh, Green Pewdiepie. (Green Mario)

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Uh, subscribe to Markiplier.

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What is happening there?

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Stop stealing my vlog!

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Get out of my vlog!

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Welcome.

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Welcome, welcome.

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It's a new day.

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It's a new start.

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Hope you're enjoying  this vlog that has nothing to do with me...so far.

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We're gonna --- I don't know where you filmed, Michael.

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Micheal: I filmed you. What are we doing today?

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No. I meant like

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the other days.

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Okay, whatever.

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Surprise me.

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I'm gonna do a lie detector test.

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I'm scared.

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Michael: It's gonna be lit!

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Don't say that.

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(Here we have a wild PJ, about to be cooked.)

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(POODS HOLDING TWO LIGHTSABERS)

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PJ: Waa! Holy shit!

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*FANFICS INCOMING!*

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I can't.

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Can we stop?

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(Awkward Poods is Awkward)

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CinnamonToastKen.

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My mortal enemy.

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It looks like you're, uh, wrapped up

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in a tight situation. (No pun intended)

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Alright.

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So, Ken. I'm gonna ask you some questions.

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You better not be lying.

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If you lie,

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you will get pied.

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But, if you tell the truth,

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you get to pie me. (yeah baby)

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Do you have a secret crush...

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...on another youtuber?

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No.

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That's a lie!

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What?

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Ken, you love me!

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No, no!

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I knew it!

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Aww, that's real nice.

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It's not true!

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It's real --- Now, the truth finally comes out here on the show.

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Now,

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Jacksepticeye...

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is about to get poodiepie'd.

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Jack: I learned something about myself today.
Pewds: You look so crazy!

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Oh my God!

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You look insane.

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Michael, let me see myself!

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Okay.

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So now,

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Uhm, I'm going to meet up with some Make A Wish people.

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And then, we do the panel.

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and then, it'll be great! Awesome.

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How's it going?

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You're geared out. That's awesome!

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Nice to meet you.

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*Static*

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So, I have the channel now.

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It's mine

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Sorry, Felix. I took it over. (Jack is Dylan CONFIRMED)

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We're walking around Pax, still.

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I'm much better at vlogging than Felix, anyway.

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He sucks at it.

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He never -- He never interacts with ----- See?

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Somebody already said hi.

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Hi~!

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See? They didn't say "Hi, Felix!", didn't they?

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No. They said, "Hi, Jack!"

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Suck it.

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Welcome to the vlog again.

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This is the stage.

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Of course, every -- all of my fans came.

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I'm excited!

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Yeah~!

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Yes, I'm excited. Yeah!

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Happiness!

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He's an asshole! I hate him.

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He keeps punching me punching me all the time.

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Irish pussy!

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Bitch!

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(You okay Mark?)

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Announcer: CinnamonToastKen

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ----ACK!

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Emma: Netflix and chill!
Felix: Yes!

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Ken: 3, 2, 1, go

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Mark: Childbirth

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Giving birth

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*cheering*

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Jack: Michael Jackson

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Emma: Frozen

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Crowd:  Is that Marina Joyce? Marina  Joyce? Mark: Oh yeah, yeah! Pewds: It's Marina Joyce.  Crowd:AHHHHHH!

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(Dance battle between Blossom and Buttercup)

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Jack: U WOT M8

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*Raging Hormones Intesifies*

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Hey, that was so fun!

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Look at all these people!

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Beautiful people!

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It's awesome.

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This is really cool I really enjoyed it.

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The question part was, uh, so good.

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It was really useful.

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Hope you like it

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It was great!

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So,

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this is Pax.

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I had a lot of fun.

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I want to give a huge shout out to all the cool people --- I don't know why I shout out

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This doesn't make any fucking sense.

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Uh, everyone is really cool.

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I had a lot of fun because

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I got to meet, uh, friends and shit.

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I know. I have friends. It's weird right?

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Pax was great.

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They did a great job.

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Great convention.

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They ... they made sure we had fun.

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Now, I'm going back to this group of people.

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Fucking assholes.

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I don't really like them.

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I got a pimple.

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Really brewing up there.

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It was really fun. I hope you enjoy the vlog.

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If you did, leave a like.

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Subscribe to become a bro if you haven't.

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Let me know if you want more vlogs.

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I always appreciate the feedback.

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And

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and BROFIST.

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Piano music plays (stay till end of video for extra)

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This is scary!

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I'm not a bale of hay

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(mumbling for the rest of the video)

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Subtitles by: Harambe, Jc Don, JOHN CEEENNAA, and Daniel Gor.

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