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(他不喜歡探望的人,Micheal.)

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Hey,歡迎

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我叫Pewdiepie

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我們正在準備去Pax(親)

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太好了

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拜託！這是給瑞典的

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大家一起說''Hi''

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"Hi, everyone!"

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WTF！這是甚麼？！

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媽的！

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WTF

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喂！

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這是我的膝蓋！

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現在,我們將會去大會.. no wait ,我們不會去(笑)

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我們將會去簽名(lol)

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是的,Jack在這裡

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走吧,我不能叫你前來觀看

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因為這已經完....你在幹什麼

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Jack: 停. Pewds: 沒幹什麼

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好吧(haha)

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我很高興, Michael : 你享受Pax , 對嗎?

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我..我真的很享受Pax

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小朋友<3

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wow

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oh,woooooooooooooooo

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YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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senpai

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Hey

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Hey, Micheal. 有拍到我很好的鏡頭嗎？

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Jack:我是不是已經準備好拍自己的特寫了？ Michael: 他怎樣,他怎樣？說更多給我聽.

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這很好.Micheal很可愛

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你看看他在鏡頭背後hahahaha

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Felix說"回來這裡,把影片都剪掉.''

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剪掉所有

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我們現在接管這個vlog了, 婊子

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what'up?

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Uh, 我是Green Pewdiepie

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Uh, 訂閱Markiplier

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那裡發生什麼事了

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不要再停我的vlog了！

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滾出我的vlog裡

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歡迎

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歡迎,歡迎

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這是新的一天

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這是新的開始

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希望你享受這個至今我沒幹什麼事的vlog..XD

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我們會去..我不知道你在哪裡拍攝, Michael.

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Micheal: 我會拍攝你, 今天我們會做什麼?

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不,我的意思是

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別的日子

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okay, 隨你

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只要讓我感到吃驚

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我將會去做測謊試驗

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我很害怕, ;-;

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這將會發光的(指的是測謊機)

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不要再說了

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我不行了

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可以停了嗎？

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Cinnamontoast Ken,

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我最致命的敵人

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你看起來像是,uh..被包起了

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在緊張的情況中

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Alright

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所以,Ken,我將會問你一些問題

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你最好不要說謊

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如果你說謊

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你將會被奶油打臉

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但如果你說出真相

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你可以用那些奶油打我臉 OAO

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你有沒有在暗戀...

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另一個youtuber

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No

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(pews's os :你一定在說謊 ,不要隱藏你的情緒 XD)

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這是謊言！

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什麼！？

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Ken, 你喜歡我!

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No, no! o///o

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我知道的!

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啊,這真的很棒啊.

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這不是真相!

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這就是真相...現在這個真相終於呈現出在顯示屏

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get rekt bitch XD

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現在,

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Jacksepticeye...

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即將獲得poodiepie'd (OAO)

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Jack我今天學到一些關於自己的事.Pewds: oh, 你太狂啦！

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我的天啊

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你看起來很狂

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Michael, 讓我看看自己

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okay

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現在

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um,我將會去和  Make A Wish 的人聚會

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我們製作了一個板

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這是很好,很酷der!

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他怎麼樣？

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這很利害 (sorry這句,我不太懂)

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很高興認識你

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現在,我擁有這個頻道

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這是我的

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對不起,Felix,我接管了

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我們還在圍繞Pax中走

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反正我比Felix的vlog好多了

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他在這人個部分很差

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他從來沒有...他從來沒有交流...看到了嗎?

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有人已經和我說hi了

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Hi~!

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看到了嗎?他們並不會說''Hi , Felix'' , 他們有這樣做過嗎?

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No,他們說, ''Hi , Jack!''

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SUCK IT

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再次歡迎你來到我的vlog.

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這是個舞台.

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當然,所有...所有我的粉絲都會來.

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我很興奮!

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Yeah~!

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Yes,我很興奮. Yeah!

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很幸福!

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他是一個混蛋！我討厭他.

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他經常毆打我

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愛爾蘭的娘泡

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婊子

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Hello

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wooooooooooooooooooo

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(我覺得這是企鵝) Crowd:是Marina Joyce?Marina Joyce嗎?Mark: Oh yeah, yeah!
Pewds: 這是 Marina Joyce. 
Crowd:AHHHHHH!

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HEY ,這很有趣

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看看這裡的人

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美麗的人們

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很酷

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這真的很酷~ 我真的很享受

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在問題環節 uh, 是很不錯

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這真的很有用

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你喜歡嗎?

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很好<3

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所以

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這就是Pax了

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我在這感到很有樂趣

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我想給所有很酷的人一個很大的叫聲....我不知道為什麼我要叫出來

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這他媽一點也不合理

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Uh.每一個人都很酷

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我感到很有趣,因為

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我和一些朋友會面. Shit

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我知道,我有朋友.這很怪異對嗎?

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Pax很酷

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他們做得非常出色

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出色的大會

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他們..他們確保我們是感到有趣的

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現在,我將會回去這群人裡

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他媽的混蛋。

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我不太喜歡他們

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我生了一些粉刺

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真的正在生長

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總而言之,這很有趣. 我希望你能享受這個vlog

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如果你享受,留下一個like

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如果你還沒訂閱,請訂閱我成為兄弟

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如果你想看更多這類的vlog,請讓我知道

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我經常都很欣賞一些反饋

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BROFIST

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不要向下滾動到評論

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這裡還有一些其他影片你不會想錯失的

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這很可怕