P: I love video games, don't we
M: YEAH
*schoolgirl giggle*
M: I mean..
*confused* P: What game do we have for us today?
M:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....
overcooked?
*Epic silence as Mariza said the most smartest thing since *that's what she said*
*Steve Harvey voice* SURVEYS SAY
*ding*
*Audience cheering*
P: I will be....... *thinks*
P: This guy because he has glasses....
P: That one?
M: Yeah! Dat one
P: We have to work together! (Oh boy..)
This game is ALL about teamwork! (Because we all know how well that works now.)
What happened was......
Uhhhh
Trump became president D:
*Signal Lost*
*random grumble noises coming from weird onion king thing*
P: What the fuck?
P: Is that us??
P: That's us :D
M: That's me :)
P: Why are we so fat?
*end of world choir music*
P: Is that a giant meatball?!
[Swedish meatball?]
P: Is that a gian..
P: It's a giant meatball! (Don't talk about yoour mom that way >:O)
P: Spaghetti meatball!
P: I knew Sweden would take over
*dragon roar*
*French horn*
P: You need to pick up an ingredient...
M: BOOM!! (wait poom?)
P: Alright gimme the..gimme the lettuce
P: Gimme the lettuce ASAP woma...
P: Hey man just put it here
M: Put it there!
P: Okay it's my chop to cut the lettuce.. OK
*Chopnese*
M: What is thi...
P: No, so put that down somewhere else
P: And then press A infront of that
M: Euhhhhhhh
It is Wednesday my dudes
M: Euhhhhhhh
P: Now gimme the tomatoes
I will chop the tomato for you Marzia don't worry
We made a salad
M: Of course
P: The most simple dish....
P: To a meatball.
P: Okay so the order shows up there and we don't have that much tiiime
M: Oh
P: Gimme that lettuce.
P: Calm down Marzia
M: Takin' too long m8
P: Ohhh my god *laughs*
M: Takin' too long
P: C'mon!
*More Chopnese*
P: We gotta feed the meatba...
P: I'm Already stressed out
M: I'm TRRYYIIIN
P: What are you doin'? >:l
M: Look where they *mumbles*
P: UNACCEPTABLE!
P: The salad is raw! (gordan saladsmayyyyy)
M: Wait, why did you cut these?
M: come on m8
P:I'm.. trying to cut *gulp* things
M: Stop cutting lettuce
P: I'm tryna impress Kevin over here OK?
M: *gasp* Oh no!
M: OH NO!
P: Marzia, the salad!!
M: I didn't see it.. NO!
P: The beast will not be sa..
P: What's the matter with you?! >:l
M: I..I was right infront of him!
P: I'm driving this. Are you driving it?
P: I can drive it too :D
P: We're driving it together
P: Nonono this way
M: Wooo!!!!
M: Which way?
P: Th..this way
M: This way?
P: This way!
P: This... *Pfft*
P: Stop
P: Okay we're making soup now
*Random exhale*
M: The pressure...
P: The pressure!
P: *Mario accent* ahh we making the soup together Marzia.
P: You want-a the onion!?
P: I will chop the onions you- you don't worry
P: How do you put it in?
P: Okay I put one in!
M: What do I...?
P: "X"
*Chopnese*
P: You do not cut onion fast enough
P: What-a you doing!? you crazy woooman!
P: Ok put the soup there
M: Here?
P: .. There
P: Here
[Teamwork Intensifies]
P: You were gonna put the soup in the trash you crazy!
P: THE SOUP IS READY TO SERVE!
P: MARZIA!
M: How do I give it?
P: Give me the soup
P: Oh my god we have a fire Marzia!
M: Wh..why is it not going into the middle?
P: Specially ... cra-
M: Bro!
M: What?
P: *Mario voice again* Saarry!
P: Sorry mamamia I didnt know!
M: Oh my God! Oh my God its burning!
P: Italian... Oh you burn the soupa? Gordan Ramsey would not be pleased!
LOOK AT MY EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM?! (yeasss)
P: Yeah we make A LOT of onion soups
M: But why do we-
P: It's our most popular dish
M: CLEAN THE DISHES M8!
P: I'm trying!
M: you're doing nothing right now.
P: *Panics* We have 10 seconds for the next soup!
M: Nooo!!!
P: HURRY UPPP!
M: The soup is ready just clean these...
P: OMG clean cl cl cl cleeaan
P: Ok ok ok, ok
P: Come here! X6
P: NOOO
P: DAMMIT!
[FFX to Zanarkand OST] (rip)
Look at all these pans! (god darn it do it better)
[Music continues]
Why just talk to me WHY? (yea why...)
[Music continues]
Get it in the BIN! (yea and dont move)
[Music still continues]
Take that off and fucking get outta here! (you better do that or he will roast u)
[Music still continues further]
Get out! And you! Leave that jacket and GET OUT! (sad poods)
[Sadness and Despair] *i cri everitiem ;-;*
GET OUT!
M: We got 3!
[FF Victory fanfare]
M: Wait there are actual people-
M: Come on! P: OK! Eyy EY EYY! You lock-a we move a
P: You're burning the soup!
P: Shit!
M: Dont worry!
M: I got it! *laughs*
P: Were so bad at this cmon!
*Scream of panic*
P: Stop burning and put it on the freaking plate!
P: Don't do the chopping i'm the choppa!
*Arghablargh* You should be ashamed!
M: Bro you gotta serve them!
P: Yeah but that's your job!
M: N- Why is every-
P: It's close to yo-
(Teamwork at it's finest)
P: I'll do the dishes youyouyo- ugh
M: The burning!
P: Why are you taking them there. Oh OK nevermind
*Screaming*
[Music plays]
P: Don't worry I got this!
"I Need A Hero" plays in the background^
P: This happens all the time
"How do you walk?" - Marzia 2016
P: Shhieet!
*Laughing*
P: Great, well were overcooked now!
*I think i smoked too many blunts i can never stop*
P: You're gonna have to run- There you go run!
P: RUN!
P: Run and serve that tomato soup!
P: Go Marzia! Go Marzia!
P: Yes!
P: What am I doing? Why am I here?
P: Would you guys like to try some?
M: Brooo! Were- P: Ohh So-sorry I'm trying to bring more customers
P: Teamwork! *Ding ding ding* It's all in- times up. We did good! That was good!
M: That's it!
[Both laughs]
P: Yeah... M: Disappointment
M: They look so good
P: There you go. First dish! GO!
*Both Screaming*
P: What is happening!? *laughs*
[More laughter]
P: What the heh-ell
M: Fast!
P: OK! Alright! You ready?
M: GO!
P: You ready? Well it's not finished, there you go. GOOO!
P: GooOOOOOO! Yess
P: I hate this job M: I need another!
P: I hate- What do you need?
M: A tomato.
P: Cmon we need 3 stars!
M: What do you need?
P: *Distorted* EVERYTHING! (Including your soul!)
P: Give me an onion
M: (Gives mushroom) Ohh it's the mushrooms.. Nevermind...
P: *Did she really just do that*
P: I quit..
M: Hey! oh..
P: Cmon 3 stars!
M: I feel- I feel like we..
[Sad piano plays... Again..]
*Zooming in to Blue Sum- i mean Ainsley*
GET OUT!
P: Were making burgers now Maaarzia!
M: Burgers? P: This aint no joke!
M: Bro, put it here! HERE! P: We gotta chop the steak into- and not- We gotta chop it first
P: NONONO thats not ready!
You serve your shit like that. Take your jacket, and FUCK OFF!
*BASSBOOSTED* Yes chef
M: I'm putting you the steak there OK?
P: I still need the-
M: We need communication! P: It needs to be chopped!
M: IT'S RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pewds turns into RIck from Rick and Morty*
P: Eeeuuhhhh
P: OK, so a steak takes a lot of time to make-
P: right? M: NO!
P: So it makes sense that we keep cooking it
P: Listen, I worked in the fastfood business. I understand how it work!
M: The one on top!
P: Yeah! Got it! (Goes to the bottom)
M: I said the one on top!
P: This one needs!
M: TOLD YOU THE ONE ON TOP!
P: *I dont even know anymore sceam*
[Both laughs]
P: Sorry I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ!
GET OUT!
[Teamwork]
P: MOOOVE!
M: Thats what we need in that one!
M: Serve it! P: Ok! Ok!
[Focus]
[Cooking]
[QUICKLY TO THE MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!]
[Intense focus]
[Cooking intensity intensifies]
[Intense focused cooking intensity intensifies]
*Looping*
*Looping Continues*
*I think i smoked too many blunts and i can't never stop*
[Victory cheer]
[Rocky theme plays]
"Overcooked" Coming in theaters this never