WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.100 I love video games, don't we? 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:02.900 Marzia: Yeah! 00:00:02.900 --> 00:00:03.400 Awkward Laugh.webm 00:00:03.400 --> 00:00:03.900 I mean-- 00:00:03.900 --> 00:00:04.840 ?? 00:00:04.840 --> 00:00:05.340 ???? 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:06.920 Pewds: What game do we have for us today? 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:07.840 Marzia: Ehh? 00:00:07.840 --> 00:00:08.420 Overcooked? 00:00:08.420 --> 00:00:09.780 [Jeopardy music] 00:00:09.980 --> 00:00:10.980 [Dramatic zoom in] 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:12.200 Steve Harvey: "Survey says!" 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:13.620 Ding.mp3 00:00:13.700 --> 00:00:15.340 Applause.mp3 00:00:15.340 --> 00:00:16.380 Happy Marzia.gif 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:18.060 Pewds: I will be.. This guy. 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:18.780 Because he has glasses. ((: 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:19.700 That one? 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:20.280 Marzia: Yeah. 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:21.000 THAT ONE. 00:00:21.100 --> 00:00:22.400 Pewds: We have to work together. 00:00:22.400 --> 00:00:24.300 This game is all about... 00:00:24.300 --> 00:00:25.200 Teamwork. 00:00:25.360 --> 00:00:26.640 What happened was... 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:27.460 uh, 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:28.780 Trump became president. 00:00:28.840 --> 00:00:29.660 [kletsnotgothere] 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:30.760 What the fuck? 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:31.760 Is that us? 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:32.520 THAT'S US! 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:34.600 Why are we so fat--? 00:00:34.760 --> 00:00:35.380 [giant meatball has been spawned] 00:00:35.380 --> 00:00:36.600 Is that a giant meatball? (osht) 00:00:36.620 --> 00:00:37.840 [dramatic silence] 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:39.920 Is that a gian- ITS A GIANT MEATBALL! 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.460 spughetti meatball! ;D 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:43.200 I knew Sweden would take over! 00:00:43.260 --> 00:00:44.900 [Sweden intensifies] 00:00:45.160 --> 00:00:46.820 You need to pick up an ingredient. 00:00:46.820 --> 00:00:47.600 [Marzia_destruction_noises.mp3] 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:48.880 Alright, gimme the, gimme the lettuce! 00:00:49.360 --> 00:00:50.920 GIVE ME THE LETTUCE ASAP WOMAN 00:00:52.080 --> 00:00:53.200 Just put it here! 00:00:53.680 --> 00:00:54.860 Alright, it's my job to cut the lettuce... 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:55.680 ...Okay. 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:57.040 [lettuce cutting intensifies] 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:57.860 CHACHACHACHACHACHA 00:00:57.860 --> 00:00:58.860 Marzia: What is this? 00:00:58.860 --> 00:01:00.060 Pewds: No, so put that down >:c 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:01.260 Somewhere else. 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.260 and then press "A" in front of that. 00:01:03.860 --> 00:01:04.940 Marzia_realization.mp3 00:01:04.940 --> 00:01:06.740 it is wednesday ma d00dz. 00:01:08.960 --> 00:01:09.800 Gimme the tomato, 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:12.180 I will chop the tomato for you Marzia, don't worry. 00:01:12.360 --> 00:01:13.440 We made a salad. 00:01:13.460 --> 00:01:14.280 Marzia: Of course! 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.640 The most simple dish 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:17.020 to a meatball. 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:20.520 Ok so now the order shows up there and we dont have so much time 00:01:20.800 --> 00:01:21.300 Marzia: o. 00:01:23.140 --> 00:01:24.160 Pewds: Gimme the lettuce. 00:01:24.520 --> 00:01:25.420 Calm down, Marzia! 00:01:25.420 --> 00:01:26.400 Marzia: ur taking too long m8 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:27.240 Pewds: Oh my go- 00:01:27.340 --> 00:01:28.280 Marzia: taking too long... 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:29.000 Pewds: COME ON!! 00:01:29.740 --> 00:01:30.920 We gotta feed the meatba- 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:32.160 ...i'm already stressed out *^* 00:01:32.420 --> 00:01:32.920 Marzia: I'M TRYING! 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:33.980 Pewds: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! 00:01:33.980 --> 00:01:34.600 Arguing_Marzia_noises.mp3 00:01:34.620 --> 00:01:35.680 Pewds: UNEXCEPTABLE 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:37.040 GORDAN RAMSEY: This salad is RAW!! 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:39.600 Marzia: Wait, why didn't you cut this?!! Cut it, man! 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:41.880 Pewds: I'm try-trying to cut...things. 00:01:41.880 --> 00:01:43.500 Marzia: Stop cutting l e t t u c e ! 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:45.300 Pewds: I am trying to impress Kevin over here. 00:01:45.300 --> 00:01:45.820 Ok? 00:01:46.380 --> 00:01:46.880 Marzia: o nO! 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:48.180 oH NO!! 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:49.360 Pewds: MARZIA, THE SALAD!! 00:01:49.720 --> 00:01:50.940 Marzia: I didn't se-iek! (lmao what) 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:53.020 Pewds, reading: The beast will not be sat... 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:54.460 Whats the matter with- >.> 00:01:54.460 --> 00:01:55.280 Marzia: I...I was qnq 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:56.520 right in front of him. ; M; 00:01:56.720 --> 00:01:57.440 Pewds: I'm driving this- 00:01:57.440 --> 00:01:58.000 ...Are you driving it? 00:01:58.380 --> 00:01:59.300 I can drive it too! 00:01:59.300 --> 00:02:00.140 We're driving it together! 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:01.340 No no no, this way. ;0 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:02.380 Marzia: wOoOooO 00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:03.020 Which way? ;o 00:02:03.020 --> 00:02:03.520 Pewds: This way- ouo 00:02:03.520 --> 00:02:04.020 Marzia: This way? <o< 00:02:04.020 --> 00:02:04.520 Pewds: THIS WAY- >;0 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:05.020 Marzia: ...this way? <n< 00:02:05.020 --> 00:02:05.860 This...pfff 00:02:05.860 --> 00:02:06.640 Stop! 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:07.760 Ok, we're making soup now. 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:09.020 Enthusiastic_Sighing_Marzia.mp3 00:02:09.020 --> 00:02:09.760 p r e s s u r e- 00:02:09.760 --> 00:02:10.620 Pewds: The pressure. 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:13.500 Italian Pewds: Ah, we make a da soup together, Marzia 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:15.100 u wnt da onion?? 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:16.780 I will chop the onions. 00:02:16.780 --> 00:02:18.120 You.. You don't worry. ((: (be happy) 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:19.160 How do you put it in? (that's what she said) 00:02:19.160 --> 00:02:20.140 Okay, I put one in. 00:02:20.740 --> 00:02:21.420 Marzia: What do I-- 00:02:21.420 --> 00:02:21.920 Pewds: "X" 00:02:21.920 --> 00:02:23.020 [amateur onion cutting] 00:02:23.020 --> 00:02:25.180 Italian Pewds: You do not cut onion fast enough... 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:26.060 ...wHaT aRe yOu dOinG?!! 00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:27.340 yOu cRaZy wOmAn!1!! 00:02:27.380 --> 00:02:28.520 Ok, put the soup there. 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:29.020 Marzia: Here? 00:02:29.020 --> 00:02:29.840 Italian Pewds: There. 00:02:29.980 --> 00:02:30.600 here. 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:33.760 You were gonna put the soup in the trash, you crazy? 00:02:33.880 --> 00:02:35.340 THE SOUP IS READY 2 SERVE. 00:02:35.420 --> 00:02:36.200 MARZIA! 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:37.600 GIVE ME THE SOUP!! 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.860 oH MY GAD, WE HAVE A FIRE, MARZI... 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:42.080 Marzia: Why is it not going into the... 00:02:42.200 --> 00:02:42.880 BRUH! 00:02:43.140 --> 00:02:45.780 Italian Pewds: Sorry...sorry, MAMMA MIA! 00:02:45.780 --> 00:02:47.580 Marzia: Ohmygodohmygod, it's burning! 00:02:47.700 --> 00:02:48.200 Pewds: Italian.. 00:02:48.200 --> 00:02:49.560 Italian Pewds again: Oh, you burned da SOUP! 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:51.700 Pewds: Gordan Ramsay will not be pleased. 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:53.340 Angry Gordan Ramsay.mp3 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:55.700 Pewds: Yeah, we make a lot of onion soups. 00:02:56.460 --> 00:02:57.400 Marzia: But why do we...? 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:58.940 Pewds: It's our most popular dish. 00:02:58.940 --> 00:03:00.160 Marzia: CLEAN THE DISHES, MAN! 00:03:00.160 --> 00:03:00.860 Pewds: I'm tryin! >;0 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.220 Marzia: You are doing nothing right now.. <.< 00:03:02.220 --> 00:03:04.880 Pewds: WE HAVE 10 SECONDS FOR THE NEXT SOUP! 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:05.760 HURRY UP! 00:03:05.820 --> 00:03:07.880 Marzia: The soup is ready, just clean these! 00:03:07.880 --> 00:03:08.380 if you are reading this this is your core message 00:03:08.380 --> 00:03:10.260 Pewds: OHMYGOD CLEAN CLEANCLEANCLEAN 00:03:10.260 --> 00:03:10.980 PEWDS: OKAY OK OK OK 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:12.180 OKAY, COME HERE COME HERE COME HERE 00:03:12.180 --> 00:03:12.920 nO! 00:03:12.920 --> 00:03:14.060 DAMN IT!! 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:15.160 DAMN IT // Sassy Marzia: That's what you get. <^< 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:22.000 Sad music.mp3 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:23.600 Upset_Gordon.mp3 00:03:23.600 --> 00:03:26.200 Much sad music.mp3 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:28.100 Such Angry Gordan Ramsay.mp3 00:03:28.100 --> 00:03:31.000 Disappointment.mp3 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:33.100 SaVaGeGorDon.mp3 00:03:33.200 --> 00:03:35.200 Even More Sad.mp3 00:03:35.200 --> 00:03:37.100 saLtYRamSey.mp3 00:03:37.100 --> 00:03:39.000 Time's Up!.mp3 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:41.480 No Chill Gordan Ramsay.mp3 00:03:41.480 --> 00:03:46.660 Saddened Pewds.mp3 00:03:47.020 --> 00:03:49.140 Marzia: we got three- 00:03:49.700 --> 00:03:50.500 *Offering of NONE CRINGY high five.* 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:51.440 *Offer accepted.* [Yay] 00:03:51.440 --> 00:03:52.560 Mario music.mp3 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:54.100 Marzia: Wait, there are actual people- 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:56.440 ey eY EY 00:03:57.200 --> 00:03:58.480 Pewds: You're burning the soup! 00:03:59.280 --> 00:03:59.840 sHiT! 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:00.800 s H iT! 00:04:01.300 --> 00:04:02.600 [Laughing] 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:03.280 Pewds: We are so bad at this- 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:03.780 Come on! 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:04.620 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 00:04:04.620 --> 00:04:06.800 STOP BURNING IT and put in on the frickin plate! 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:09.340 DON'T DO THE CHOPPING, I'M THE CHOPPER!1!!1 00:04:09.640 --> 00:04:12.100 Marzia Ramsay.mp3 00:04:12.100 --> 00:04:13.340 Marzia: Bro, you gotta serve them! 00:04:13.340 --> 00:04:14.300 Pewds: Yeah, but that's your job. 00:04:14.300 --> 00:04:15.260 Marzia: Wha... Why.. 00:04:15.260 --> 00:04:16.380 Pewds: It's close to you- 00:04:16.380 --> 00:04:16.880 [WARNING: ANGRY MARZIA INCOMING!] 00:04:16.880 --> 00:04:17.380 Marzia: YOU ONLY CHOP! 00:04:17.380 --> 00:04:19.280 Pewds: I will do the dishes, youyouyou-you can... 00:04:19.280 --> 00:04:20.340 Marzia: THEY'RE BURNING! 00:04:20.340 --> 00:04:21.400 Pewds: WHY ARE YOU TAKING THEM THERE? 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:22.320 oh, ok nevermind 00:04:22.880 --> 00:04:24.000 aHhHhhHhHH! 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:25.540 DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS. 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:27.100 ["speed, I am speed" - Lightening McQueen] 00:04:27.220 --> 00:04:28.600 Pewds: This happens all the time. 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:29.120 Marzia: How do you walk? e,e 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:31.100 [gottah goh fest] 00:04:31.100 --> 00:04:31.900 shiit 00:04:32.100 --> 00:04:36.700 [firefighter pewdiepie] 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.140 [marzia cackling] 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:39.900 Gr8. 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:40.660 Well, we'll never cook now. 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:44.500 *Gangster music.* [Triggered yet?] [Doe's dank meme's doe.] 00:04:44.580 --> 00:04:45.520 You're gonna have to run 00:04:45.520 --> 00:04:46.440 there you go, rUN! 00:04:47.100 --> 00:04:47.600 R U N! 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:49.680 RUN AND SERVE THAT TOMATO SOUP! 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:50.640 GO MARZIA! 00:04:51.020 --> 00:04:51.660 GO MARZIA!! 00:04:51.940 --> 00:04:52.820 YESS! 00:04:52.820 --> 00:04:53.800 What am I doing.. Why am I here? (same fml) 00:04:54.220 --> 00:04:56.460 Would you guys like to try something? Marzia: Bro! 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:59.460 OH. Sorry, sorry! I'm trying to bring in more customers! 00:04:59.580 --> 00:05:00.560 Teemwerk. 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:01.060 Times up! 00:05:01.340 --> 00:05:02.380 We did good- that was good! 00:05:02.380 --> 00:05:03.300 Marzia: Let's see... 00:05:04.900 --> 00:05:06.960 [I will not settle for anything less than PERFECTION, DO IT AGAIN!] 00:05:07.180 --> 00:05:09.600 [Laughing] 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:10.480 Pewds: Yeah- 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:11.500 Marzia: Disappointment! 00:05:11.500 --> 00:05:12.800 They look so good. 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:14.000 Pewds: There ya go. First dish. Go. 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:17.200 [SCREAMING] 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:19.400 What is happening??! 00:05:19.400 --> 00:05:22.000 [Swedish Chuckling] 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:23.400 What the hell ? ! 00:05:23.400 --> 00:05:24.000 Marzia: F A S T 00:05:24.100 --> 00:05:26.800 Pewds: Ok. Alright. You ready? You ready?? 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:28.000 Well it's not finished! There you go! 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:30.000 GO! ¡ G O ! 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:31.000 Yes! 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:34.000 I hate this job. I h-what do you need? 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:34.600 Marzia: a tomato. c: 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:35.900 Pewds: C'mon, we need three stars. 00:05:35.900 --> 00:05:37.060 Marzia: What do you need? 00:05:37.060 --> 00:05:37.660 E V E R Y T H I N G *Demonic voice.* 00:05:37.900 --> 00:05:38.400 Pewds: Give me onion. 00:05:38.400 --> 00:05:40.100 Marzia: No, oh, its the mushrooms. 00:05:40.200 --> 00:05:42.300 Marzia: Nevermind... [www.Done.co.uk] 00:05:42.300 --> 00:05:42.800 PEWWWWDIEPIE!!: I quit. 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:43.700 Marzia: Hey! 00:05:44.100 --> 00:05:45.500 Pewds: C'mon three, stars. 00:05:46.200 --> 00:05:47.900 [discussion] 00:05:47.900 --> 00:06:00.300 Defeat.mp3 00:06:00.300 --> 00:06:02.000 Gr: GET OUT. [Gordon Ramsey Is Dissapointed.] 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:03.700 Pewds: We're makin' burgers now, Marzia! 00:06:03.700 --> 00:06:05.200 Marzia: BURGERS ? Pewds: This ain't no joke. 00:06:05.200 --> 00:06:06.400 Marzia: Bro, put it here! 00:06:06.400 --> 00:06:09.660 Pewds: Ya gotta chop the steaks, and now-well you gotta chop it first 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:11.220 NONONO THAT'S NOT READY 00:06:11.220 --> 00:06:14.300 ʛoʀɗoɳ.mp3 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:16.700 Marzia: I'm putting the steak there, OK? 00:06:16.700 --> 00:06:17.400 Arguing.mp3 00:06:17.400 --> 00:06:18.740 Marzia: We need communication! 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:20.000 IT NEEDS 2 BE CHOPPED 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:21.160 [Marzia Intensifies] 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:21.820 Burp.mp3 00:06:23.320 --> 00:06:24.880 Ok, so steak takes a lot of time to make, right? 00:06:24.880 --> 00:06:25.400 Marzia: NO 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:27.060 Pewds: so it makes sense that we keep cooking it. 00:06:27.060 --> 00:06:27.800 Marzia: You're wrong. 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:30.100 Pewds: Listen, I worked in the fast food business, I understand- 00:06:30.200 --> 00:06:30.700 Marzia: 🇧 🇷 🇺 🇭 00:06:30.700 --> 00:06:31.340 Pewds: how this works. 00:06:31.340 --> 00:06:32.220 Marzia: I don't want to talk. 00:06:32.220 --> 00:06:33.060 Pewds: Yeah, got it. 00:06:33.060 --> 00:06:34.120 Marzia: I said I don't want to talk! 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:35.480 Pewds: Yeah, but this one needs... 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:36.780 Marzia: I told you I don't want to talk! 00:06:36.780 --> 00:06:37.440 Pewds: AAA 00:06:38.320 --> 00:06:41.200 Sorry, I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsey, Jesus Christ. 00:06:41.460 --> 00:06:43.200 RamMan.mp3 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:45.200 [focus] 00:06:45.200 --> 00:06:45.860 osht waddup u wnt sum fuq 00:06:45.860 --> 00:06:46.500 M O V E 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:48.560 Marzia: We'll be needing that one, serve it. 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:49.380 Pewds: Okay. Okay. 00:07:00.100 --> 00:07:00.680 [war flashbacks] 00:07:07.900 --> 00:07:11.420 Meme.mp3 00:07:12.940 --> 00:07:13.440 ! 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:15.200 Celebration Noises.mp3