WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.020 I'M ALMOST THERE I'M ALMOST THERE 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:02.820 I'm almost- 00:00:02.820 --> 00:00:03.460 YEAHHHHHH!!!! 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:17.100 [ SUSPENSE MUSIC ] 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:21.680 Aw shit--fuck, not again--- awh, its- 00:00:23.140 --> 00:00:23.980 Super... l- 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:25.020 So late.. 00:00:25.460 --> 00:00:26.780 I haven't recorded a video 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:28.760 I record a video everyday 00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:29.540 Why? (TRIGGEREDNOISES) 00:00:29.540 --> 00:00:30.940 God dammit, I'm fucked. 00:00:31.009 --> 00:00:33.170 I'm gonna have to find a game REAL fast! 00:00:33.170 --> 00:00:34.940 I won't make that adsense. Fuck 00:00:34.940 --> 00:00:37.280 Surely, I haven't done a game-play in a while 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.520 surely there's a game out there just for me! 00:00:41.900 --> 00:00:42.960 No, for fuck's sake! 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:44.080 I said a real game! 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:45.840 Hotoful- I've PLAYED that! 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:46.580 Wait.. 00:00:47.860 --> 00:00:48.400 Wait a minute.. 00:00:49.040 --> 00:00:49.800 Wait a minute! 00:00:50.440 --> 00:00:51.300 What is this? 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:54.740 Gal*Gun: Double Peace.. 00:00:56.180 --> 00:00:58.200 *Orgasm* 00:00:59.100 --> 00:00:59.960 Wow! 00:01:00.360 --> 00:01:01.400 This is great! 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:02.120 Thishshs 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:07.800 This one, this one, I'll play this one! 00:01:07.800 --> 00:01:09.240 I think I'm gonna play this one... 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:11.600 yeah, oh definitely I'll play this one! 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:13.600 So there's a panic button... 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.120 And if you hit it... 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:17.180 [ VOICE IN THE VIDEO ] "Oh, wha-what am I doing? Nothing, nothing Mom" 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:20.940 It switches to an RPG! 00:01:21.320 --> 00:01:22.880 That's fucking beautiful! 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:25.500 Anyway uh, while we wait for this game to download 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:27.120 I just wanna say.. thank you 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:29.360 for leaving a like on this video! 00:01:30.080 --> 00:01:31.780 [ SAD DISTORTED MUSIC ] 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:34.440 oh FUCK yeah! 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:44.960 I'm going to Minasha Bliss dance on this one.. 00:01:45.700 --> 00:01:48.820 [ Minasha ]: Hi I'm Rinasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher 00:02:00.420 --> 00:02:01.580 [ Pewds ]: Help!! 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:03.120 What kind of person are you? 00:02:03.240 --> 00:02:06.220 I'm a bookworm, jock, fashionista, pervert.. 00:02:06.500 --> 00:02:07.720 Pervert! 100%! 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:08.500 Alright.. 00:02:08.640 --> 00:02:10.400 How does that affect the game?Who knows.. 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:11.280 Who cares? 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:12.200 Let's play! 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:13.680 [ READS DIALOG ON SCREEN ] 00:02:13.980 --> 00:02:15.340 Ho-how? Oh shit 00:02:16.340 --> 00:02:18.500 Ok, I literally don't care.. Just skip! 00:02:23.300 --> 00:02:24.900 That's a gshhshshh, cute! 00:02:25.600 --> 00:02:27.540 Not as cute as Marzia though! 00:02:30.300 --> 00:02:31.620 [ PEWDS PULLING OFF MARZIA'S VOICE ] Felix? 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:32.960 What are you playing? 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:33.800 Hey, Ma-Marzia! 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:36.540 It's an RPG! 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:38.000 End button.. 00:02:38.860 --> 00:02:39.580 End button! 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:40.840 It doesn't work!! 00:02:41.420 --> 00:02:42.140 Dammit! 00:02:42.450 --> 00:02:44.070 oogh, I love when the music changes.. 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:47.920 Potential love interest? 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:53.600 Can't stop... dancing 00:02:56.100 --> 00:02:58.320 There better be boobs real fucking fast! 00:02:59.060 --> 00:02:59.600 or else.. 00:03:00.780 --> 00:03:03.300 They're not goinna watch long enough for a mid-roll! Come on.. 00:03:03.420 --> 00:03:04.000 What has happened 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:08.360 Is she gonna jump? 00:03:09.180 --> 00:03:10.160 What kind of game is this? 00:03:12.670 --> 00:03:13.270 Do it! 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:17.520 Do it! Sorry, sorry I just reflexed.. 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:25.520 Oh.. 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:27.040 Oh my godI think it's starting! 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:28.400 What is happening? 00:03:29.260 --> 00:03:30.060 What is this? 00:03:30.730 --> 00:03:31.870 Oh my god what happened? What happened? 00:03:31.870 --> 00:03:33.080 I wanna know what happened!! 00:03:33.090 --> 00:03:33.810 You're awake. 00:03:34.440 --> 00:03:35.000 oHHHH 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:36.520 What do I do? 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:38.580 Ecstacy Shot! 00:03:43.860 --> 00:03:44.500 What?! 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.540 I just keep shooting them?! 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:49.520 Why am I shooting them!? 00:03:50.320 --> 00:03:50.880 YEaHhH 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:52.940 I see how it is.. 00:03:53.620 --> 00:03:54.580 Ecstasy shots! 00:03:55.980 --> 00:03:56.900 I can zoom!! 00:03:59.060 --> 00:04:00.200 *KAZOOOOOOO* 00:04:00.480 --> 00:04:03.080 Japanese people must have the patience... 00:04:03.090 --> 00:04:04.780 how do they say it through this much text? 00:04:04.780 --> 00:04:06.180 I don't understand... 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:07.480 I mean yes I have AD-- 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:10.220 Clearly have ADHD but this is DIFFERENT. 00:04:10.230 --> 00:04:11.760 Don't see them young that's just weird! 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.500 I don't know- No, you're ruining it, you were great 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:14.519 now you ruined it! 00:04:14.519 --> 00:04:15.339 Now you ruined it.. 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:18.120 Fuck! 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:20.140 Ok, so what do I do? 00:04:20.140 --> 00:04:20.720 I zoom in.. 00:04:21.660 --> 00:04:22.280 Analize.. 00:04:22.530 --> 00:04:23.490 Oh, I analyzed! 00:04:24.820 --> 00:04:25.700 And then what? 00:04:26.260 --> 00:04:26.940 Oh!! 00:04:27.300 --> 00:04:28.000 My!! 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:28.660 God! 00:04:28.900 --> 00:04:29.400 No! 00:04:30.020 --> 00:04:31.340 No, I can't play this game! 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:32.240 I can't.. 00:04:32.660 --> 00:04:33.900 I can look at her shoes.. 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.680 those are great shoes.. 00:04:35.960 --> 00:04:37.440 So her tits are her weakness.. 00:04:37.950 --> 00:04:38.890 What do I do then? 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:40.700 OhHhH 00:04:41.520 --> 00:04:42.080 Myyy 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:45.940 God! GodGodGodGodGodGodGodGodGod 00:04:45.940 --> 00:04:46.760 What is happening? 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:52.080 What am I doing? 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:54.240 I'm clicking at her shoes Marzia! 00:04:54.710 --> 00:04:56.780 oooooh my God! 00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:08.040 [ SAD PIANO MUSIC ] 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:11.180 You know I- I actually cum the same way.. 00:05:11.460 --> 00:05:12.540 [ Triggered sad music ] 00:05:12.540 --> 00:05:13.900 You know it's just in the heat of the moment.. 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:14.940 I can't help myself.. 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:15.880 Hngya! 00:05:15.960 --> 00:05:16.680 Hngya! 00:05:16.940 --> 00:05:17.740 Haaaaa!! 00:05:17.900 --> 00:05:19.260 I got great fingers! 00:05:20.780 --> 00:05:21.320 Nope! 00:05:21.540 --> 00:05:23.040 Okay, well we're playing now.. 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:24.300 Got 'em 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:25.000 Got 'em 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.500 Let's zoom in on this one 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.380 Alright we want to shoot there 00:05:28.390 --> 00:05:29.310 okay got it 00:05:31.280 --> 00:05:33.040 Oh, we see through their clothing 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:34.450 Oh my god I see through the bushes 00:05:34.450 --> 00:05:36.310 I mean I see that there's the bushes and 00:05:36.310 --> 00:05:37.130 as the from the 00:05:37.970 --> 00:05:39.250 bushes? Am I right? 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:40.500 Sorry 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:42.140 Alright so anyone hiding 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:44.320 Snipe 'em 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:46.160 I'm quick scoping these bitches 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:46.780 Bamm 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:48.780 It's literally. It just hit me it's 00:05:48.780 --> 00:05:50.820 like one of thos-s-e arcade shooters 00:05:51.200 --> 00:05:53.940 It literally is like an arcade shooter (giggles) 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:56.620 But you replace the zombies and monsters 00:05:57.480 --> 00:05:58.100 With na- (stops self) 00:05:58.100 --> 00:05:58.600 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:00.820 W.. With with japanese schoolgirls 00:06:01.440 --> 00:06:02.220 It's genius 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:04.470 oh my god ready get to jet oh my god whOOP! 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:05.140 Oh my god there is more 00:06:06.880 --> 00:06:08.160 Aw, that one is tiny 00:06:08.220 --> 00:06:08.720 I don't know what I.. 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:09.220 *Music Stops* 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:10.340 Feel about that. 00:06:10.340 --> 00:06:11.000 I don't.. 00:06:11.060 --> 00:06:12.580 it's a weird balance 00:06:12.580 --> 00:06:13.080 I don't know if 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:13.640 Felix!! 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:18.160 Oh, this RPG is the best 00:06:18.500 --> 00:06:19.380 Happyface 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:22.380 I've been loving up happy face for a long time 00:06:22.390 --> 00:06:23.320 Okay Felix 00:06:23.320 --> 00:06:23.820 I 00:06:24.400 --> 00:06:24.900 I 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:26.060 *Marzia Speak* 00:06:27.780 --> 00:06:29.520 Oh boy, that was a close one 00:06:30.660 --> 00:06:31.640 You just hit M 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:32.880 Fucking beautiful 00:06:32.890 --> 00:06:33.990 This game is the best game 00:06:34.460 --> 00:06:35.100 This game 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:36.500 it's my safe place 00:06:37.700 --> 00:06:39.260 this is where I go when bad things happen 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.900 I want this game played at my funeral 00:06:42.620 --> 00:06:44.820 I want a 16 player LAN setup 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:47.020 Where everyone just plays this game 00:06:47.530 --> 00:06:48.610 And thinks about me 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:50.340 actually, you know what? 00:06:50.880 --> 00:06:52.480 They can just play the game, they don't- 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:54.240 oh my god oh my god what's happening 00:06:55.690 --> 00:06:58.630 I am not recording that's what's happening 00:06:58.630 --> 00:06:59.610 are you fucking kidding me 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:00.300 Whoooo 00:07:00.960 --> 00:07:01.460 My God 00:07:01.510 --> 00:07:02.650 Did you see the sheer panic 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:03.560 Alright 00:07:03.620 --> 00:07:04.900 Tits, let's shooter in the tits 00:07:04.900 --> 00:07:07.240 I realise how that sounds but ok I didn't make the game 00:07:07.540 --> 00:07:08.780 I didn't make the game dammit 00:07:08.780 --> 00:07:10.340 Why she running around in the bathingsuit 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:11.440 You know what, nevermind 00:07:12.100 --> 00:07:13.180 Ah, Jesus christ 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:14.560 That actually scared me 00:07:14.840 --> 00:07:15.680 Oo, I got an acheiv 00:07:15.860 --> 00:07:17.700 *inaudible screeching* 00:07:17.860 --> 00:07:18.620 Jesus 00:07:19.760 --> 00:07:20.260 Twins 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:23.100 Oh, my god, hello 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:23.920 Shoot them once 00:07:24.780 --> 00:07:26.960 You look at their underwear ohmygod ohmygod 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:27.660 Don't show that 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:30.480 So do I kill them or do they just disapear 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:35.580 G rank :D 00:07:35.880 --> 00:07:36.520 More like 00:07:37.020 --> 00:07:37.520 *spot em* 00:07:38.460 --> 00:07:39.000 Okay 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:42.980 I just wanna say I'm sorry about this video I don't even 00:07:43.620 --> 00:07:45.990 I had to pick a game I just went with what 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.650 I had and here we are 00:07:47.650 --> 00:07:49.570 that's right i see all you hoes 00:07:49.570 --> 00:07:52.180 this game is practically my oh my god i could 00:07:52.180 --> 00:07:54.440 unlock the fucking outfit and I missed it 00:07:54.669 --> 00:07:56.139 come on scan where are they where they 00:07:56.140 --> 00:07:58.440 come on headshot headshot 00:07:58.640 --> 00:07:59.440 Fucking die 00:08:00.180 --> 00:08:00.920 Sorry too far 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:02.160 Oh my god teacher 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:03.340 Sensei shot 00:08:03.340 --> 00:08:05.139 fuck yeah i think i might be a little 00:08:05.139 --> 00:08:06.490 too into this game at this point god 00:08:06.490 --> 00:08:07.230 god i'm gonna 00:08:07.840 --> 00:08:08.340 Headshot 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:09.360 Boob shot 00:08:10.200 --> 00:08:11.640 yeah front shot 00:08:11.840 --> 00:08:12.720 Ah, god 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:13.700 Dammit 00:08:14.260 --> 00:08:17.380 I wanna play this with like a giant purple 00:08:17.380 --> 00:08:18.700 dildo in my hand 00:08:19.200 --> 00:08:19.700 felix what the fuck why would you want that 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:21.680 don't quote me on that 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:23.980 But wouldn't it be cool 00:08:25.400 --> 00:08:25.900 Sorry 00:08:26.140 --> 00:08:26.640 *yeah you better be* 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:33.280 *Releases Inner Weeaboo* 00:08:36.780 --> 00:08:37.380 was that cool 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:39.640 was that cool? 00:08:42.900 --> 00:08:44.420 How much was this game? 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:46.640 how much did I pay for this? 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:52.240 I'm just, thirty bucks huh well I think the only 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:54.459 thing other question is is there a dlc 00:08:54.459 --> 00:09:00.550 oh my fucking are you telling me you are 00:09:00.550 --> 00:09:03.070 you telling me i could pay four pounds for 00:09:03.070 --> 00:09:05.050 the wedding dress costume set 00:09:05.050 --> 00:09:08.740 oh my fucking god Jesus Christ where is 00:09:08.740 --> 00:09:10.600 my wallet I want to know what they're 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:12.790 saying if anyone of you speak Japanese 00:09:12.790 --> 00:09:14.190 please translate 00:09:14.820 --> 00:09:16.080 Did she fucking punch me? 00:09:16.540 --> 00:09:18.880 Oh god oh my god yes senpai 00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:20.740 Yes please 00:09:21.400 --> 00:09:22.940 Wait what whoa whoa whoa what did i do 00:09:23.620 --> 00:09:24.240 OHH 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:25.080 MY GOD 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:26.200 OH MY GOD 00:09:26.680 --> 00:09:27.180 OH 00:09:27.660 --> 00:09:28.620 THREEEEEEEE 00:09:29.020 --> 00:09:29.900 THREE OF THEM 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:31.580 I'm 00:09:32.020 --> 00:09:33.020 Oh noo 00:09:33.220 --> 00:09:35.200 Ooo ,yeah the guilt 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:38.480 *someone fckin end his life already, why does he have to suffer with mental disease* 00:09:38.880 --> 00:09:39.380 how do I do it 00:09:39.380 --> 00:09:40.810 Where do you like it 00:09:41.100 --> 00:09:42.300 where do you- oh she likes it there. 00:09:42.300 --> 00:09:43.760 *close your eyes and just imagineeeeeeee* okay fuck it's hard 00:09:44.800 --> 00:09:45.300 Ehh 00:09:46.620 --> 00:09:47.120 Come on 00:09:47.980 --> 00:09:49.720 I can't please you all i'm just going to focus 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:52.000 on one of you. NO i'm almost there 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:55.360 almost there i'm almost yEEEES 00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:59.110 yeah satisfaction 00:09:59.110 --> 00:10:03.310 yeah that's what I'm talking about 00:10:03.310 --> 00:10:04.530 that's how we do it 00:10:04.530 --> 00:10:07.120 Oh, bitch exploding (?????) 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.120 00:10:09.760 --> 00:10:10.720 *fingers his bottom part for extreme satisfaction* 00:10:12.100 --> 00:10:12.600 Felix 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:13.380 Oh 00:10:15.860 --> 00:10:18.020 Yeah Marzia, I'm on a boss battle 00:10:18.380 --> 00:10:20.300 Hey you need to come now Felix 00:10:22.280 --> 00:10:23.080 But I haven't 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:24.640 I haven't done my outro yet 00:10:24.830 --> 00:10:28.100 check out this video it's very similar 00:10:28.100 --> 00:10:31.190 to this one if you like this video you 00:10:31.190 --> 00:10:32.960 might like like this one 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:33.500 Felix 00:10:33.500 --> 00:10:35.200 okay I'm coming 00:10:36.160 --> 00:10:37.060 I mean, uhm 00:10:44.340 --> 00:10:44.840 Okay..