WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-CN 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.110 就快满了！！ 00:00:02.300 --> 00:00:03.460 就快满了...耶！！！！！ 00:00:03.470 --> 00:00:05.470 开灯啊！！PewDs : ( 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:17.100 *前方高能，非战斗人员请速撤离* 00:00:17.140 --> 00:00:21.680 啊！该死-TM的，别再来一遍了-啊，现在已经.. 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:23.980 超级…… 00:00:24.500 --> 00:00:25.000 太晚了！ 00:00:25.460 --> 00:00:26.780 我没有录视频 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:28.760 我每天都录视频！（真的吗？） 00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:29.440 为什么！！！！！ 00:00:29.580 --> 00:00:30.940 上帝啊，TMD。 00:00:31.009 --> 00:00:33.170 我要快速地找到一个游戏 00:00:33.170 --> 00:00:34.750 不然我就拿不到我的广告费了！！ 00:00:34.750 --> 00:00:37.280 当然，我很长一段时间没玩过游戏了。（完全正确） 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.320 肯定有一个游戏在那里只为我而生（是绝对>:D） 00:00:41.900 --> 00:00:42.880 去你的菊花蛋蛋！ 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:44.020 我说一个真正的游戏。 00:00:44.480 --> 00:00:45.660 Hotoful，我玩过了！！ 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:46.340 等一下！ 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:48.320 等一会儿 00:00:48.740 --> 00:00:49.620 等一会儿（你想干嘛？） 00:00:50.219 --> 00:00:51.019 这是什么东西 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:54.520 Gal*Gun: Double Peace 00:00:56.180 --> 00:00:58.200 *高潮* 00:00:59.220 --> 00:00:59.960 哇:D 00:01:00.440 --> 00:01:01.320 太棒了 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:01.820 Thishshs 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:03.820 *18禁* 00:01:05.460 --> 00:01:07.800 这个，就这个，我要玩这个 00:01:07.800 --> 00:01:09.240 我觉得我会玩这个 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:11.550 是的，哦，我肯定要玩这个 00:01:11.550 --> 00:01:13.130 所以有一个按钮... 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.120 如果你按下它 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:15.620 *语音*“哦，世界卫生大会，我在做什么？ 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:17.020 没什么，没什么，妈妈。 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:20.940 它切换到RPG！ 00:01:21.060 --> 00:01:22.820 这真TMD漂亮。（非常！） 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:25.500 反正呃，在我们等待这个游戏下载的时候 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:27.120 我只想说..谢谢 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:29.360 1:29.3 你们给这个视频留下一个赞*眼色* 00:01:33.420 --> 00:01:34.440 哦TMD耶！ 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.300 *日常曰空气* 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:42.720 *频率加快* 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:44.940 Minasha，请跟着这个音乐跳舞 00:01:45.700 --> 00:01:47.320 嗨，我是Rinasha Bliss，我是你的 00:01:47.320 --> 00:01:48.900 自由式舞蹈老师 00:01:48.910 --> 00:01:51.000 （HELLL y​​eee） 00:02:00.320 --> 00:02:01.580 救救救救命命！！ 00:02:01.580 --> 00:02:03.120 你是个什么样的人。 00:02:03.240 --> 00:02:06.020 我是个书呆子，股癣，时尚达人，色狼。 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:07.580 色狼，100％确定 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:08.420 好吧 00:02:08.789 --> 00:02:09.869 你觉得如何进入游戏？ 00:02:09.869 --> 00:02:10.369 谁知道？ 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:11.120 谁在乎？ 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:12.200 让我们开始玩。 00:02:12.660 --> 00:02:13.680 我的名字是Hadukii 00:02:13.980 --> 00:02:15.260 Ho...How...噢 我天 00:02:16.340 --> 00:02:18.020 好吧...我真心不在乎... 00:02:18.020 --> 00:02:18.520 跳过就行了 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:22.020 打...打扰一下... 00:02:23.440 --> 00:02:24.900 她可真是...可爱 00:02:25.700 --> 00:02:27.540 但是肯定没有Marzia可爱 00:02:28.820 --> 00:02:30.020 00:02:30.380 --> 00:02:31.060 Marzia:Felix? 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:32.840 你在玩啥？ 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:33.760 哦(｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ嗨 Marzia！ 00:02:35.480 --> 00:02:36.500 这是个RPG 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:38.000 M键...（按M即可切换到RPG模式） 00:02:38.860 --> 00:02:39.580 M键! 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:40.660 怎么没用？？ 00:02:40.660 --> 00:02:41.420 <笑> 00:02:41.420 --> 00:02:42.140 艹 00:02:42.450 --> 00:02:44.070 噢 我特喜欢音乐切换时的感觉~~ 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:47.680 潜在的兴趣么？？ 00:02:48.980 --> 00:02:49.480 <跳舞> 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:53.600 不如跳舞！！ 00:02:54.580 --> 00:02:55.080 <撞> 艹 00:02:56.100 --> 00:02:58.300 胸最好给我来快些！ 00:02:59.060 --> 00:02:59.560 要不然... 00:03:00.780 --> 00:03:03.300 我们就看不到足够长的插播广告了，快啊！！ 00:03:03.300 --> 00:03:03.800 发生了什么... 00:03:07.110 --> 00:03:08.290 她难道要跳下去？？？ 00:03:08.290 --> 00:03:09.180 00:03:09.180 --> 00:03:10.160 这是什么类型的游戏啊？？ 00:03:12.670 --> 00:03:13.170 跳吧！ 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:14.360 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:15.500 跳吧！ 00:03:15.760 --> 00:03:17.520 抱歉..抱歉..我只是..条件反射 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:23.120 是时候展现我自己了！ 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:24.240 <浇水> 00:03:24.980 --> 00:03:25.480 <喘气> 00:03:25.740 --> 00:03:26.900 我的天，我觉得游戏开始了！ 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:28.200 发生了什么？ 00:03:29.260 --> 00:03:30.060 这是什么鬼？ 00:03:30.730 --> 00:03:31.290 我天 00:03:31.290 --> 00:03:31.860 肿么了？肿么了？ 00:03:31.870 --> 00:03:33.080 我想知道发生了什么！ 00:03:33.090 --> 00:03:33.810 你醒了！ 00:03:34.500 --> 00:03:35.000 哦！！ 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:36.520 我该干什么？？ 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:38.580 摇头丸！！ 00:03:40.380 --> 00:03:41.320 00:03:41.940 --> 00:03:42.440 <震惊> 00:03:43.920 --> 00:03:44.420 什么？？？ 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.420 我就射♂她们就行了么？？ 00:03:47.580 --> 00:03:49.739 我在射些什么？？<咳> 00:03:50.320 --> 00:03:50.880 耶！ 00:03:51.620 --> 00:03:52.940 我明白这是怎么一回事了... 00:03:52.940 --> 00:03:53.440 00:03:53.620 --> 00:03:54.580 摇头丸！！ 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:56.900 我还可以放大！ 00:03:59.060 --> 00:04:00.200 <KAAAAAZO> 00:04:00.480 --> 00:04:03.080 日本的人们肯定有一些 病人(?) 00:04:03.090 --> 00:04:04.580 他们怎么能用这么多文字来说这些话？ 00:04:04.580 --> 00:04:05.780 我不太懂 00:04:06.660 --> 00:04:07.480 我的意思是说，是的，我得了多动... 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:10.220 很显然得了多动症，但是这却不一样 00:04:10.230 --> 00:04:11.760 别看他们小时候，这好奇怪... 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.500 我不懂...不，你在破坏它，它明明很棒来着 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:14.519 好吧，现在你已经毁掉它了 00:04:14.519 --> 00:04:15.339 你已经毁掉它了 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:16.961 <浇水> 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:18.120 艹！ 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:20.140 好的，那我现在干什么？ 00:04:20.220 --> 00:04:20.720 我放大... 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:22.280 分析... 00:04:22.530 --> 00:04:23.490 噢，我分析出来了！ 00:04:24.280 --> 00:04:24.820 00:04:24.820 --> 00:04:25.700 然后呢？ 00:04:26.260 --> 00:04:26.940 哦！！ 00:04:27.320 --> 00:04:27.980 我的！！！ 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:28.660 天！！！！ 00:04:28.900 --> 00:04:29.400 不行！！ 00:04:30.020 --> 00:04:31.200 不行，我不能玩这个游戏！ 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:32.220 我不能... 00:04:32.660 --> 00:04:33.900 我可以看看她的鞋.. 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.680 真是一双好鞋！！ 00:04:36.100 --> 00:04:37.440 所以她的X头就是她的弱点... 00:04:37.950 --> 00:04:38.890 我接下来该干什么... 00:04:40.200 --> 00:04:40.700 0哦0 00:04:41.580 --> 00:04:42.080 我deee 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:44.980 00:04:44.980 --> 00:04:45.940 天！天天天天天天天天天天天天天天 00:04:45.940 --> 00:04:46.760 发生了啥？？ 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:51.920 我在干什么？？？ 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:54.240 我在点击她的鞋！Marzia！！ 00:04:54.710 --> 00:04:56.780 woooo的 天！ 00:04:57.200 --> 00:04:57.700 00:04:58.300 --> 00:04:58.960 00:05:02.440 --> 00:05:08.040 <悲桑的钢琴乐> 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:11.180 你知道么，实际上我高潮时也是这个样子... 00:05:11.640 --> 00:05:12.540 <触发忧桑的音乐> 00:05:12.540 --> 00:05:13.900 你知道，这只是热的瞬间... 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:14.940 我控几不住我记几 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:15.880 航呀~ 00:05:15.960 --> 00:05:16.680 航呀~~ 00:05:16.940 --> 00:05:17.740 哈~~~ 00:05:17.950 --> 00:05:19.270 我真是有一双灵巧的小手~ 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:21.300 没有... 00:05:21.580 --> 00:05:22.980 好的..我们该继续玩游戏了 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:24.300 射中！ 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:25.000 射中了！ 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.500 我们在这货上面放大呢 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.380 好的，我们想往那里射 00:05:28.390 --> 00:05:29.310 好的，命中！ 00:05:31.280 --> 00:05:33.040 哦！我们可以看透她的衣服！！ 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:34.450 哦 我的天，我可以看透那个灌木 00:05:34.450 --> 00:05:36.310 我是说我看到那里有一丛灌木，而且 00:05:36.310 --> 00:05:37.130 就像来自... 00:05:37.970 --> 00:05:39.250 灌木丛？？我说得对不对？？ 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:40.500 对不起... 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:42.140 好吧，有人躲起来了么？ 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:44.320 狙击到了！ 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:46.160 我在快速作用域这群婊子！！ 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:46.780 砰！ 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:48.780 真的..我感觉这就像是 00:05:48.780 --> 00:05:50.820 就像是一个街机射击游戏！ 00:05:51.200 --> 00:05:53.940 它真的像一个街机射击游戏<傻笑> 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:56.620 只不过你把僵尸和怪物替换 00:05:57.480 --> 00:05:58.100 成了...... 00:05:58.100 --> 00:05:58.600 成了... 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:00.820 成了，成了....日本的女学生！ 00:06:01.440 --> 00:06:02.220 真是天才！！ 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:04.470 哦，准备好跳，我的天...嘿咻！ 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:05.140 我的天，这边还有更多.. 00:06:06.880 --> 00:06:08.160 唔，那个可真小... 00:06:08.220 --> 00:06:08.720 我不知道我... 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:09.220 <音乐戛然而止> 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:10.340 觉得那怎么样... 00:06:10.340 --> 00:06:11.000 我不.. 00:06:11.060 --> 00:06:12.580 这平衡真是奇怪！ 00:06:12.580 --> 00:06:13.080 我不知道我... 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:13.640 Felix?? 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:18.160 噢！这个RPG是世界上最屌的！！ 00:06:18.500 --> 00:06:19.380 笑脸 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:22.380 我有很长一段时间一直都喜欢笑脸 00:06:22.390 --> 00:06:23.320 好吧，Felix 00:06:23.320 --> 00:06:23.820 我.. 00:06:24.400 --> 00:06:24.900 我... 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:26.060 我待会儿在来 00:06:27.780 --> 00:06:29.520 噢，刚才好险！！ 00:06:30.660 --> 00:06:31.640 你只需要点击M键 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:32.880 真是美若天仙！！！ 00:06:32.890 --> 00:06:33.990 这可真是世界上最好的游戏！！ 00:06:34.460 --> 00:06:35.100 这游戏 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:36.500 是我心灵的港湾！ 00:06:37.700 --> 00:06:39.260 这就是当坏事发生的时候，我去的地方 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.900 我想我的葬礼上所有人都玩这个游戏！！ 00:06:42.620 --> 00:06:44.820 我想要一个16人局域网对战！！ 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:47.020 这样每个人都能玩到这个游戏 00:06:47.530 --> 00:06:48.610 然后心灵中就能想到我 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:50.340 事实上...你造吗？ 00:06:50.880 --> 00:06:52.480 他们只玩这个游戏就够了，不用... 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:54.240 哦，我的天，我的天，肿么了？？？ 00:06:55.690 --> 00:06:58.630 我没在录制...这就是问题... 00:06:58.630 --> 00:06:59.610 你他喵在逗我？？？ 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:00.300 唔 00:07:00.960 --> 00:07:01.460 我的天 00:07:01.510 --> 00:07:02.650 你看到我那绝对的恐慌了么... 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:03.560 好的 00:07:03.620 --> 00:07:04.900 X头，我们来往X头射！ 00:07:04.900 --> 00:07:07.240 我意识到这是怎么回事了，但是...好吧，这游戏不是我做的！ 00:07:07.540 --> 00:07:08.780 这游戏不是我做的！！！艹！ 00:07:08.780 --> 00:07:10.340 她为什么穿着游泳衣到处跑？？ 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:11.440 你造吗？？算了，你啥也没听到。 00:07:12.100 --> 00:07:13.180 啊！！奶奶的香蕉船！！ 00:07:13.440 --> 00:07:14.560 真心吓到我了... 00:07:14.840 --> 00:07:15.680 Ooo!!我得到了一个成就！！ 00:07:15.860 --> 00:07:17.700 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！ 00:07:17.860 --> 00:07:18.620 佛祖啊！！！ 00:07:19.760 --> 00:07:20.260 双胞胎！！ 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:23.100 我的天，你好哇！ 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:23.920 先射一下 00:07:24.780 --> 00:07:26.960 然后看他们的胖次...我擦嘞 ! 我擦嘞! 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:27.660 别给我看那个 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:30.480 所以...我是把她们杀了...还是她们只是消失了?? 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:35.580 G级！！！orz 00:07:35.880 --> 00:07:36.520 或者更像是... 00:07:37.020 --> 00:07:37.520 基.. 00:07:38.460 --> 00:07:39.000 好吧 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:42.980 我只是想说...对于这个视频我十分抱歉！！我甚至不... 00:07:43.620 --> 00:07:45.990 我不得不选一个游戏...我就... 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.650 随便挑了一个...然后就这样了... 00:07:47.650 --> 00:07:49.570 是的，我看见了两个了 00:07:49.570 --> 00:07:52.180 这个游戏实际上是......我！我天！！ 00:07:52.180 --> 00:07:54.440 我本可以解锁一个服装的，结果我错过了！！ 00:07:54.669 --> 00:07:56.139 来吧，扫描一下她们在何方...在何方... 00:07:56.140 --> 00:07:58.440 来吧。致命一击！致命一击！！ 00:07:58.640 --> 00:07:59.440 狗带！！ 00:08:00.180 --> 00:08:00.920 对不起。。。太过头了... 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:02.160 我天！！老师！ 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:03.340 击杀老师！！ 00:08:03.340 --> 00:08:05.139 爽翻！！我觉得现在我可能有一点 00:08:05.139 --> 00:08:06.490 太投入这个游戏了，我天 00:08:06.490 --> 00:08:07.230 00:08:07.840 --> 00:08:08.340 致命一击！ 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:09.360 致胸一击！ 00:08:10.200 --> 00:08:11.640 额...前...致前一击！ 00:08:11.840 --> 00:08:12.720 啊，天 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:13.700 艹！ 00:08:14.260 --> 00:08:15.580 我想一边玩这个游戏 00:08:15.740 --> 00:08:18.700 手里一边举着一个巨大的，紫色的ZW棒 00:08:19.200 --> 00:08:19.700 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:21.680 别摘引这句话 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:23.980 但是这难道不酷么？？ 00:08:25.400 --> 00:08:25.900 骚瑞~ 00:08:26.140 --> 00:08:26.640 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:33.280 <日常卖萌> 00:08:36.780 --> 00:08:37.600 酷不酷？ 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:40.000 就问你酷不酷！！ 00:08:42.900 --> 00:08:44.420 这游戏多少钱？？ 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:46.640 我之前花了多少钱来着？ 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:52.240 我只是...30磅，蛤？？好吧，我觉得现在唯一的 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:54.459 问题就是，有DLC吗？？ 00:08:54.459 --> 00:09:00.550 噢！我他妈的！！你在告诉我！！你在！！ 00:09:00.550 --> 00:09:03.070 你在告诉我！！我可以花4磅就能买 00:09:03.070 --> 00:09:05.050 婚礼服装？？ 00:09:05.050 --> 00:09:08.740 噢 我 TM 的 上帝，奶奶 家 的 香蕉船！我 的 00:09:08.740 --> 00:09:10.480 钱包 呢？？我很想知道她们究竟在 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:12.780 说些什么。如果你会说日语的话 00:09:12.790 --> 00:09:14.190 请帮我翻译一下~ 00:09:14.820 --> 00:09:16.080 她刚刚是在撞我吗？？？ 00:09:16.540 --> 00:09:18.880 我天 我天，是的，长辈 00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:20.740 椰子皮~ 00:09:21.400 --> 00:09:22.940 等等！！什么？哇哇哇哇哇！我刚刚干了些什么？ 00:09:23.620 --> 00:09:24.240 哦！！ 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:25.080 我滴神！！ 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:26.200 我滴神！！ 00:09:26.680 --> 00:09:27.180 噢！！！ 00:09:27.660 --> 00:09:28.620 三三三三三三个！！！！ 00:09:29.020 --> 00:09:29.900 整整三个！！ 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:31.580 我！！ 00:09:32.020 --> 00:09:33.020 哦，不！！ 00:09:33.220 --> 00:09:35.200 ooo！！多么浓重的负罪感！！ 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.640 呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅饿 00:09:38.880 --> 00:09:39.620 我该怎么做？？ 00:09:39.620 --> 00:09:40.810 你喜欢摸哪里？？ 00:09:41.100 --> 00:09:42.300 你喜欢...噢，她喜欢那个地方。好的。 00:09:42.300 --> 00:09:43.760 我靠，太难了！！ 00:09:44.800 --> 00:09:45.300 啊♂ 00:09:46.620 --> 00:09:47.120 我去.. 00:09:47.980 --> 00:09:50.800 我没法同时让你们都爽，我只能集中火力让一个爽！！ 00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:52.000 马上就满了！！ 00:09:52.540 --> 00:09:55.360 就快满了！！液！！！！ 00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:57.180 液！！！！！！！！！ 00:09:57.360 --> 00:09:59.180 满足啊！！ 00:10:01.460 --> 00:10:02.940 正如我所说 00:10:03.310 --> 00:10:04.530 这才是这游戏的正确打开方式！ 00:10:04.920 --> 00:10:07.120 哦，婊子们爆炸了！！ 00:10:07.220 --> 00:10:10.380 <喘气> 00:10:10.680 --> 00:10:11.460 啊♂ 00:10:12.100 --> 00:10:12.600 Felix? 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:13.380 哦 00:10:15.860 --> 00:10:18.020 是的 Marzia，我打到boss战了！ 00:10:18.380 --> 00:10:20.300 Hey，你现在过来一下嘛，Felix 00:10:22.280 --> 00:10:23.080 但我还没有 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:24.640 还没有把结尾讲完呢 00:10:24.830 --> 00:10:28.100 看看这个视频吧，它和这个十分像 00:10:28.100 --> 00:10:32.740 如果你喜欢这个的话，你肯定会喜欢这个的 00:10:32.820 --> 00:10:33.480 Felix？ 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:34.660 好好好，我来了 00:10:35.760 --> 00:10:37.340 我是说.. 00:10:37.340 --> 00:10:38.240 <打嗝> 00:10:44.340 --> 00:10:44.840 @我家的脑洞君