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我快成功了~我快成功了!

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我快成...

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耶~~~~~｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

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啊...挫賽！別又來了...
痾...現在...

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超級...

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無敵晚...

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我竟然還沒有拍片?!

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我每天都會拍影片啊~...

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為什麼??!!

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天殺的!我搞砸了....

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我現在要快點找到一個遊戲來玩!

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我不會交作業的..

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媽的!  確實，我好一陣子沒實況了!

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所以呢...想必會有遊戲是我可以玩的...

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喔...他奶奶的!!!

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我說的是真正的!"遊戲GAME"

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Hatoful?我玩過了啦!

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等等........

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等一下...

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等一下!

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這是三小?!

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少女射擊：DOUBLE PEACE ??

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喔喔喔～ヽ(_´∀`_)ﾉ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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哇賽!~~~

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這太棒了!!!!!

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這真是....

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(.  )(  .) 譯者:胸?

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就是這個!...就是這個!...
我要玩這個!~~~~

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我想我會要玩這個?......

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是啊!，喔，我肯定要玩這個~(哦普特!)

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所以有一個緊急按鈕...?

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如果你打它?.....

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它切換到RPG模式!

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這真他媽的漂亮。 (非常~)

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反正.....，我們等待這個遊戲下載......

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我只想說....謝謝~

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為了留下這個影片*眼色*

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哦~ 他媽的耶!~~~

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...........................

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?????????..............

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我要用Rinasha Bliss的舞蹈秀一波

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嗨!，我是Rinasha，我是你的~

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自由式舞蹈老師

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（HELLL YEEE）

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WT.............F?

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HeEeEeElp!!!!!

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你是個什麼樣的人?

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我是個書呆子，股癬，時尚達人，色狼。~~~

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色狼，100％!!!!

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Alrihhhh~~~~

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你覺得如何 *遊戲*？

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誰知道?~

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誰在乎?~

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讓我們玩!~~~~

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我的名字是Hadukii?

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耗?怎麼樣，O，屎!!

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好吧，我真的不在乎~

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只是跳過......

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這是一個gshhshshh~，可愛

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但沒有比Marzia還可愛

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(笑

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Marzia :"Felix

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（P絕對毫無疑問的），你在玩?

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哎，Marzia

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這是一個RPG！

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結束按鈕

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結束按鈕

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行不通！

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該死！

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oogh，我喜歡這音樂的轉換

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潛在的愛的興趣？

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*我想不是*

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無法停止跳舞...

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胸部最好給我趕快出現
(從這裡開始後面突然都變成Google的爛翻譯，
前一位編輯者抱歉，不過沒關係，VD來拯救大家了)

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要不然

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不然他們不會待到影片結束的
(歐派要來了 100%)

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發生什麼事

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她要跳了？

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這到底是什麼遊戲

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跳!

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快跳!

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拍謝!拍謝!這只是反射動作

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(是時候該證明自己了)

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???

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Oughguhhgu

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老天鵝! 我猜遊戲開始了

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發生什麼事了

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這是什麼

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老天鵝!怎麼了?我想知道怎麼了

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你醒了

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我該怎麼辦？

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Ecstasy Shot!
(我想翻成"發情射擊"，你覺得呢?)

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（他的表情說明了一切）

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什麼？！

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我就是不停地射她們？

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我為什麼要射他們!?!?

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YEaHhH

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我知道這是怎麼一回事了

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Ecstasy Shot!

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我可以瞄準!?

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*卡祖祖祖祖祖祖祖祖笛*

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日本人到底有多有耐心...

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才能讓她們說出這麼多話

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我母栽拉...

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我的意思是 對 我有AD...

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顯然地我有注意力不足過動症(縮寫:ADHD)，但這不一樣

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不要以為她們很年輕，她們只是很奇怪

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我不知道... 不，你毀了，你本該是個好遊戲

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現在你毀了

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現在你毀了

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*用完水*

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他媽的

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好，現在我該怎麼做

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我瞄準

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分析(Analying)

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哦 分析

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然後哩?

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哦！！

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我的！

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老天爺！

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不！

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不，我不能玩這個遊戲

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我不能

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我可以看她的鞋子

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好鞋一雙

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所以歐派是她的弱點

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我該怎麼辦?

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歐

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買

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尬

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尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬尬

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發生什麼事了？

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我在幹嘛？

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我只是在點她的鞋子而已 Marzia~

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天公伯啊

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“Tenyaa！”

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“Tenyaaa！” (抓到了 啊嘿顏)

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*悲傷鋼琴音樂*

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*Marzia在你後面她看起來非常火*

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其實，我有不小心出來一點點了
cum 有射●的意思 (掩面
*耳機使用者注意*

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*觸發悲傷音樂*
*來不及了*

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你知道就只是剛好當下的熱情

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我情不自禁

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Hngya

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Hngya

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Haaaaa

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我有Hen好ㄘ的手指

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才怪

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好，繼續玩遊戲

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中！

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中！

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瞄準這個

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對，我們就是要射"那裡"

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好了 解決了

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哇!我可以看穿她們的衣服欸

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噢老天!我看穿"灌木叢"了

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我的意思是我看到有灌木叢

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在那裏

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灌木叢？對吧？

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抱歉

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*耳機RIP*

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好吧，每個人都在躲

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狙擊

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我盡快解決這些小女表子

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BAMM

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不誇張，這真的吸引到我了

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簡直就是街機射擊遊戲

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它真的像個街機射擊遊戲（笑）

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但把那些女生換成殭屍和怪物

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跟著Ne

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和JK一起

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天才阿

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天啊，差點掉下去，老天爺啊

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噢! 還有更多

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噢，那一個很幼

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我不知道我..

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*音樂停止*

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對那個有什麼感覺

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我不..

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這平衡好奇怪

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我不知道如果我

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Felix?

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噢!這RPG是超好玩der

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HAPPINESS (可是他念Happyface)
(角色或主角名)

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我已經愛Happyface很久了

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好吧~Felix

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我...

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我...

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我們等一下再見

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Oh boy , 真的是差一點(汗

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只是按到M

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真他喵美麗

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這遊戲蒸棒

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這個遊戲

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是我的避難所

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當壞事發生的時候，我就會來這裡

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我想放這個遊戲在我的葬禮上

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我想要16人連線

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當每個人只是玩個遊戲

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就會緬懷我

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其實，你知道嗎？

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他們可以就只玩遊戲，她們不必...

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老天鵝阿 發生什麼事了

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我沒有在錄影了

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他喵的在跟我開什麼玩笑？

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Whoooo

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天哪

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你有看到sheer panic嗎?
(sheer panic : 一個來自恐懼的感覺使你無法冷靜下來)

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好的

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歐派，瞄準歐派

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我知道那聽起來像什麼，但遊戲又不是我做的

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遊戲又不是我做的 該死的

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她為什麼穿著死庫水跑來跑去

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你知道嗎，沒關係

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啊，耶穌基督

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那真的嚇到我了

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哦哦，我得到了一個成ㄐㄧ...

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*尖叫*

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耶穌

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雙胞胎

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哦，天公伯阿，尼好

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射她們

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然後看看她們的胖次 老天鵝 老天鵝

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別露出來

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是我殺掉了她們?還是她們只是消失了？

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成績 G

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更像

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*怪聲音*

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好的

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我只想說我對這部影片感到很抱歉

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我必須選一個遊戲，我只是順其自然

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然後就變成現在這樣了

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沒錯 我看到你們了

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這遊戲實際上是我...  哦 老天 我本來可以

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解鎖他喵的裝，我錯過了

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來吧  觀察周遭 她們在哪裡*2

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來啊! 爆頭! 爆頭!

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去死吧

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對不起 我太超過了

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老天 老師

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老師 射!

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爽拉，我想我可能會有點

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太入迷了這個遊戲 天啊

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老天 我要*3

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爆頭

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爆歐派

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額...正面射擊

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啊，天公伯

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該死

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我想邊玩這個遊戲邊在手上拿個巨大紫色的

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假陽具

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不要引用那句話

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不過那一定會很酷

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抱歉

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酷嗎?

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剛剛很酷吧?

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這個遊戲多少錢啊?

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我到底花了多少?

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我只是

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30英鎊 蛤? (約台幣1200)

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我想現在唯一的問題是，有沒有DLC

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噢，你他喵的 你是在告訴我 你是

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你是在告訴我，我可以花四英鎊來買

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婚紗服裝一套

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噢，我的上帝他喵的耶穌基督

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我的錢包在哪裡

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我很好奇她們在說什麼

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如果你們有人或說日文

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請幫我翻譯

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她剛剛是她喵的卯我一拳嗎?

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噢 老天 老天 是學姊

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(奇摩子意義得修?)

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是的 拜託(M模式啟動)

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等一下  哇 我做了什麼!?

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喔

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天哪

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哦 老天

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哦

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三!!!!!

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三人

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我

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噢不

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噢 罪惡感 (太年輕)

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我該怎麼做

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客人你喜歡哪個部位

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你喜歡哪...  噢 她喜歡那裏

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*閉上你的眼睛 想像一下 * 真她喵難

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來阿

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我不能同時取悅你們三個阿

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我只能專注取悅其中一個

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不!

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我快成功了~我快成功了!

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我快成...

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耶~~~~~｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

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爽拉

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●潮拉

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這才像話嘛

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這樣才對嘛

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哦 婊子爆炸（?????）

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Felix?

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哦

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有! Marzia 我...我在打Boss戰

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我需要尼現在趕快馬上過來 Felix

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但我還沒

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還沒做結尾

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順便看看這部影片 跟現在這部很像

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如果你喜歡這個影片，那你一定也會喜歡這個

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Felix?

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好der 我來了~

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我的意思是 嗯...

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如果你討厭我的翻譯就直接改吧
我自己也覺得我翻得很爛 (掩面
VD不但沒拯救大家還傷了大家的眼睛 ㄅ欠

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好唄