WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.120 Uh lets see here. I'll be a female please. 00:00:02.780 --> 00:00:06.320 Hey it's Jesus everyone! How's it going Bros? 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:11.000 To avoid any form of cultural appropriation, I will be as white as possible. 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:13.340 So our audio options are: Jacksepticeye... 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:14.540 Woman: NYAAAAAA 00:00:15.220 --> 00:00:15.760 Markiplier... 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:17.100 Woman: WOOOOAAAAAA *laughs* 00:00:17.940 --> 00:00:18.640 And Pewdiepie. 00:00:19.220 --> 00:00:20.400 Woman: Cut me down ;-; 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:21.120 Blonde... 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:24.100 White Hair! I can choose my own hair in games! 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:26.780 OHHH FINALLY. 00:00:27.200 --> 00:00:30.140 I can associate with another character! 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:32.060 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-woah 00:00:32.160 --> 00:00:32.960 Body features? 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:35.840 Breast size... 00:00:35.980 --> 00:00:39.860 You know it's a good game, if there's a breast size slider and nothing else. 00:00:40.180 --> 00:00:42.680 I mean what else would you really want to customize? 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:43.380 Unless thick- 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:45.620 OOOOOOOOOOOHHH 00:00:45.620 --> 00:00:47.540 Here we are in the middle of the desert, 00:00:47.540 --> 00:00:49.380 and we got... DAT ASS! 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:51.160 I don't know what you do in this game, 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:53.020 So this is another one of those survival games. 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:56.740 I mean we started of the game as Jesus so we can't be doing too bad. 00:00:56.740 --> 00:00:58.260 Hopefully there's something to kill soon. 00:00:59.740 --> 00:01:01.740 Oh wait so giant- Ooooh my god. 00:01:02.760 --> 00:01:04.760 Alright, just remembered I forgot my groceries. 00:01:05.240 --> 00:01:06.340 Oh, look there's a guy here :> 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:08.340 Ah, I like how my tits are there if I stare down. 00:01:08.820 --> 00:01:10.540 Oh, I got stone and shit! 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:11.840 And fibers! 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:13.920 Oh God, it's one of th-those games. 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:17.300 So far the best game, uuh- the best part of this game has been the boobs 00:01:17.300 --> 00:01:18.800 I'm not gonna lie. Look at them. 00:01:18.800 --> 00:01:19.780 Holy shit. 00:01:19.780 --> 00:01:22.840 Ok, we have that, now, wha- does that mean we can cra- 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:24.320 WOAH, LOOK AT THAT, BOI 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:25.880 What does this do? 00:01:25.880 --> 00:01:28.420 I'm sorry stone. Does this mean anything? 00:01:28.420 --> 00:01:29.580 I have a feeling I'm not doing anything. 00:01:29.580 --> 00:01:30.900 *UAHAAAAH* 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:32.040 You're punching a stone, woman. 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:34.400 I could just do this ALL day... 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:35.740 This is SOOOOO fun. 00:01:37.420 --> 00:01:38.260 GREEAT, everyone! 00:01:38.460 --> 00:01:39.220 How 'bout this one?? 00:01:42.360 --> 00:01:44.000 The fuck do I use this for then??? 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.480 Alright, how do I get water, then? 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.380 How do I get WATER in a fucking desert?? 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:50.200 You build a well, maybe? 00:01:50.700 --> 00:01:55.080 WOOOAAAAAHHHH NO! I'M DYIIINNG! WOAH! 00:01:55.080 --> 00:01:55.580 *woman grunts* 00:01:55.700 --> 00:01:57.520 Ahahahaha *inhales* 00:01:57.600 --> 00:01:59.380 You were killed by thirst.... 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:00.420 For DAT ASS 00:02:00.420 --> 00:02:03.620 Hey-There's one of those-- Fuckin'- Gargoyle things again. 00:02:03.620 --> 00:02:05.220 Hey, listen here, buddy 00:02:07.220 --> 00:02:08.520 You're not Batman! (Don't crush the beast's dreams, pewds) 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:10.100 You're not! You're just not. (No need to pour salt on the wound) 00:02:10.100 --> 00:02:11.020 Hey-- Is this an oasis? 00:02:11.780 --> 00:02:14.680 OKAY- Well this is a lot more fucking pleasant 00:02:14.860 --> 00:02:16.320 Oh god, there's ANIMALS... 00:02:16.440 --> 00:02:18.040 Where's the water? I need water. 00:02:18.680 --> 00:02:20.740 wait- DERS ODAR HOOMANS (translation: Humans straight ahead) 00:02:21.500 --> 00:02:23.520 What the fuck are they-- Oookay, nevermind. 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:24.540 I'm not- I won't go there. 00:02:24.540 --> 00:02:27.500 I'm not gonna l-lose out on this fucking beautiful sp-- They're right behind me aren't they? 00:02:27.880 --> 00:02:28.580 Goddam- 00:02:28.920 --> 00:02:30.220 SAVE ME, TURTLE! 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:31.780 SAVE ME, TUUURTLE! 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:34.900 FUCKIN DO SOMETHING, TURTLE! 00:02:35.100 --> 00:02:35.600 WATER 00:02:35.980 --> 00:02:37.040 Perfect- perfect! Per- 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:39.820 Oh my gawd. Look, it's Jacksepticeye. (stop) 00:02:39.940 --> 00:02:42.340 Water... The essence of life... 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:43.600 My god... 00:02:44.020 --> 00:02:45.660 What a nice form of swimming... 00:02:45.660 --> 00:02:46.440 Pfft-Haha! 00:02:46.440 --> 00:02:48.200 OHMAHGAWD, you're soooo cute. 00:02:49.720 --> 00:02:50.520 Ahaaaawwww 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:52.120 Hey look, eggs 00:02:52.620 --> 00:02:53.300 I'll take 'em... (Eggcellent) 00:02:54.180 --> 00:02:55.780 Mah eggs, muthafuckas. 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:57.120 Do I have to cook these? 00:03:01.220 --> 00:03:02.860 ohmygod-- IT'S A FUCKING ALLIGATOR! 00:03:03.740 --> 00:03:05.220 IT'S AN ALLIGATOR! 00:03:06.160 --> 00:03:08.320 WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL!!?! 00:03:08.760 --> 00:03:10.480 No no no no no no NOOO! 00:03:14.380 --> 00:03:16.240 GODDAMN ALLIGATUH 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:19.980 Scared the shit outta me... 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:22.120 (Mocking) Alligators can't swim, haha! 00:03:22.460 --> 00:03:23.320 Oh... my-- 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:25.000 What just happened? 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:26.640 What just happened? 00:03:27.020 --> 00:03:27.700 What the f- 00:03:28.220 --> 00:03:29.300 What the fuck just happened?! (idk Pewds) 00:03:29.980 --> 00:03:31.240 What the- YOU CAN'T JUST... 00:03:31.740 --> 00:03:33.140 YOU CAN'T JUST DOO THAT! 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:35.580 For fuck's sake... 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:37.840 Hey how 'bout that all my progress lost... 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:39.420 ...My favorite game. 00:03:39.900 --> 00:03:41.060 EY IT'S A BUNNY KILL IT! 00:03:41.460 --> 00:03:42.040 Fuck you bunny! 00:03:42.380 --> 00:03:44.480 Come're bunny, come here-- I need da food- I NEED FOOD. 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:46.360 eh- AHHHHHHHHHHH 00:03:46.500 --> 00:03:47.480 *RIP HEADPHONE USERS* 00:03:48.600 --> 00:03:50.920 Alright- Now we need to defend ourselves 00:03:52.640 --> 00:03:53.760 That's right... 00:03:54.320 --> 00:03:54.820 *frightened inhale* 00:03:54.820 --> 00:03:56.100 *Swedish talk* 00:03:56.100 --> 00:03:57.880 FUCKING ALLIGATOR, YOU'RE BACK! 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.060 REMATCH PLZ *gator 00:03:59.440 --> 00:04:01.240 Gawdd fucking dammit! 00:04:01.420 --> 00:04:03.860 This game is stressin' the hell outta me, I swear to god. 00:04:03.980 --> 00:04:04.900 Now let's kill this bunny. 00:04:05.020 --> 00:04:06.320 Fuck you, bunny! 00:04:06.320 --> 00:04:06.820 OOOH! 00:04:06.820 --> 00:04:08.380 My god! 00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:11.540 NO! No! I'm sorry! I didn't know he was your friend! 00:04:11.580 --> 00:04:12.140 Fuuuck! 00:04:12.500 --> 00:04:13.900 Oh- I'm crippled now. 00:04:13.900 --> 00:04:15.380 It's a fight to the death. 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:17.440 ... It's a fight to the death. 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:18.300 Please die. 00:04:18.400 --> 00:04:19.200 Please die. 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:20.040 Please die! 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:21.040 Please diee!!! 00:04:21.140 --> 00:04:22.620 OOOH- YESSS! 00:04:22.880 --> 00:04:25.260 Survival of the fittest, mothahfuckah! *voice cracks* 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:33.340 How the fuck did that get up there? 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:35.900 How? 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:39.480 What are you doing up there? *Laughing during speech* 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:41.680 *Pewds imitating gazelle* Ahh! Stop, hey! Y-you got a ladeer?! 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:44.020 *Still Gazelle* I'm stuck up here, BOI 00:04:44.020 --> 00:04:45.380 Halp meh, Poodiepie! 00:04:45.380 --> 00:04:47.360 I will reward you... greatly 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:49.360 All right, where should we build a bed? 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:51.360 On a knife safe location. 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:53.360 Wait, that looks fuckin' awesome. Look at that bridge. 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:54.400 Lets go there. 00:04:55.940 --> 00:04:56.800 Ooh no. 00:04:58.280 --> 00:04:59.140 There's bunny! 00:04:59.840 --> 00:05:00.880 Come on bunny! 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:02.320 Come on bunny! 00:05:02.320 --> 00:05:04.320 Ooh, jav what the fuck?! 00:05:05.060 --> 00:05:07.560 Stop fucking fucking with me 00:05:07.700 --> 00:05:10.120 I'm tired of this! I'm tired of you! I'm ti- 00:05:10.220 --> 00:05:14.200 Fuck you fuck you fuck OH MY GOD another one! 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:16.200 Oh this ass is real bad 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:17.220 00:05:17.520 --> 00:05:19.300 NOOOOOOOOOO 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:27.840 Oh my god, there's a bunny again. This is my chance. 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:31.600 Come on bunny x2 BUNNY 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:34.600 BUNNY WOAAHH bunny flip hehehe 00:05:36.100 --> 00:05:38.600 Oh shit- shit no 00:05:38.900 --> 00:05:40.600 OOH oh why you do that Pewdiepie 00:05:40.900 --> 00:05:42.800 *coff coff* I have a family *coff coff* 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:46.040 ayyyyyyy look! 00:05:46.900 --> 00:05:48.700 It's Semi! Damn that ass though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:05:49.520 --> 00:05:52.420 Fuck. Run. Just run Felix. 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:57.400 Oh my fucking lord. Oh my god. Oh-oh no. 00:05:57.600 --> 00:05:58.600 Oh, you've done it now. 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:02.300 Oh you oh uh uh oh you've- oh *erection 00:06:02.500 --> 00:06:06.400 Now let's build this motherfucking bed once and for motherfucking all 00:06:07.900 --> 00:06:09.900 Now we have a spawn point, thank god. 00:06:13.320 --> 00:06:18.240 OHH MY GOD STOP. DOING. THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT 00:06:18.700 --> 00:06:21.400 Fuck shit shit. . . shit 00:06:22.900 --> 00:06:26.300 Shut the fuck- nope no. Not going to die today. 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:28.680 OH MY GOD 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:31.540 h-holy shiit 00:06:32.960 --> 00:06:34.840 Yeah I get it. I'm dead, fuck me 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:37.300 Jesus fucking christ. 00:06:44.200 --> 00:06:45.400 I swear to god- OH MY- 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:52.440 I. Hate. You. You fucking suck. 00:06:54.300 --> 00:06:58.100 Hell yeah. I got a fucking shield boys. Hell yeah 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:00.600 I'm the King of the Nature, the Danger. 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:02.600 Ok, where's my fucking sword. 00:07:03.100 --> 00:07:04.600 LOOK AT THAT BOIII 00:07:05.440 --> 00:07:09.200 Still don't have pants, but don't worry about it. I'll get pants 00:07:09.500 --> 00:07:12.500 I'm coming for revenge. I'm fucking ready boys 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:14.500 Fucking ready to kill 00:07:15.100 --> 00:07:16.500 Anything in my sight 00:07:17.500 --> 00:07:18.200 Ready 00:07:19.700 --> 00:07:22.500 Never been this ready in ma life. MA LIFE 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:26.500 Oh my god. On second thought, I think not. 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:28.500 Let's start with this motherfucker, here 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:30.600 This Jacksepticeye looking motherfucker. 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.600 Oh, he's got frands 00:07:34.040 --> 00:07:34.780 Hey! Pst. 00:07:35.060 --> 00:07:38.240 that's right. That's right, whatcha gonna do. Whatcha gonna do. 00:07:38.500 --> 00:07:40.260 Whatcha gonna do, you evil doggo. 00:07:40.940 --> 00:07:42.500 Evil dogger, fuck you! 00:07:42.500 --> 00:07:43.560 *dying sound* 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:44.160 Bring it! 00:07:45.460 --> 00:07:48.740 Fuck you x4 00:07:48.860 --> 00:07:49.680 THATS RIGHT 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:52.180 I'M the King of the Jungle 00:07:53.260 --> 00:07:56.500 Jesus H Christ, what is happening. Are they talking to each other 00:07:56.900 --> 00:07:59.100 "What the fuck you doing on my territory?!" 00:07:59.380 --> 00:08:00.540 "Shut the fuck upp." 00:08:00.740 --> 00:08:02.600 Oh my god, they're fast- ow 00:08:03.100 --> 00:08:05.600 Fuck, I'm crippled. I'm fucking crippled. 00:08:12.200 --> 00:08:13.220 Land in the water. 00:08:14.180 --> 00:08:14.680 Did it 00:08:15.020 --> 00:08:18.600 It's really fun to play The Arch Reskinned, it's a really good game 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:24.480 *dink donk dink* Oh shit x4 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:26.100 I'm getting- oh shit 00:08:26.220 --> 00:08:27.960 look at how many fuck- 00:08:28.960 --> 00:08:31.720 What? Why did no one tell me. 00:08:31.960 --> 00:08:34.380 This is how they used to do it in the medieval ages. 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:36.820 Just swing away, son. 00:08:37.400 --> 00:08:40.640 Alright, here we go. Where's ma fucking door 00:08:40.640 --> 00:08:43.400 Did I craft the ceiling, yes I did x2 00:08:43.400 --> 00:08:46.200 There's my- that's- there it is. 00:08:47.400 --> 00:08:49.720 This is the best goddamn house. 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:51.220 This feels just like Minecraft. 00:08:51.540 --> 00:08:53.860 Now I am protected from Creepers at night. 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:55.480 Does it get nighttime in this game? 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:59.800 YES! MY HOUSE. MY HOUSE. 00:08:59.800 --> 00:09:02.300 What the fuck are you doinnn *slice slice* 00:09:03.920 --> 00:09:05.620 Doesn't even give a shit. 00:09:06.800 --> 00:09:08.440 SMACK THAT ASS BOI. 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:11.400 Come on, I know you want it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, alright then 00:09:11.700 --> 00:09:14.600 Good bye. Nevermind, I am here now. 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:18.600 DIEE, SON OF SATAN. How are you not dead? 00:09:19.180 --> 00:09:20.600 Why you do this (´；д；`) 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:24.100 What the fuck- Just, just stop. 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:26.100 Just stop. 00:09:26.100 --> 00:09:29.500 In these survival games, you always get to this one point where it's like 00:09:29.500 --> 00:09:34.500 Well, I know how to handle all of my stamina bars, I've gotten literally everything 00:09:34.500 --> 00:09:39.300 Now, I guess I can. . . do something else? 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:43.120 I think I got him x2 00:09:47.500 --> 00:09:48.400 Fuck 00:09:49.800 --> 00:09:50.400 What the fuck? 00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:52.400 What the fuck? 00:09:53.000 --> 00:09:53.860 What the fuck? 00:09:54.680 --> 00:09:55.500 Where's my bed? 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:56.880 Where's my bed? 00:09:57.600 --> 00:09:58.540 Where's my bed? 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:00.500 WHERE'S MY FUCKING BED?! 00:10:00.500 --> 00:10:03.900 Well, hope you enjoyed another gameplay. It's been a while since we did one. 00:10:03.900 --> 00:10:05.600 Let me know if you want to continue this series 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:09.000 Leave a like if you do, and as always, stay awesome bros!