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Oke, mari kita lihat...

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Gue mau jadi cewe

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Hey, ini Jesus, kawan-kawan. Apa kabar bro?

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Untuk menghindari segala bentuk penghinaan budaya/ras, gue bakal jadi seputih mungkin.

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Jadi, pilihan suara kita ada :

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*Jacksepticeye* YHAAAAA!

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*Markiplier* NYAAAAAAAAAAAHAH!

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dan *Pewdiepie* Potong aja gue.

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Pirang... Rambut putih!

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Gua bisa milih rambut gua sendiri di game!!

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OOH, AKHIRNYAA~

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Gue bisa temenan sama karakter lain!

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wowowowowowowow

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fitur tubuh?

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Ukuran dada.

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Lu tau gamenya bagus

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kalo ada pengatur ukuran dada, dan nggak ada yang pengatur lainnya.

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Maksud gue, apa lagi yang mau lu atur?

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Kecuali... (sensor)

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/////sianjir, tampol aja ntar kebiasaan/////

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!

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Di sinilah kita, di tengah padang rumput.

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Dan kita punya tuh pantat!!

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Jadi gue gak tau kegiatan apa yang dilakukan di game ini.

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Ini semacam game survival lainnya.

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Di awal kita mulai jadi Jesus, pasti hasilnya ga jelek jelek amat.

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Semoga ntar ada yang bisa dibunuh.

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/////mampus/////

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Tunggu, itu raksasa...

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omg

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Gue baru inget belanjaan gue ketinggalan.

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Oh lihat, ada orang di sini.

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Ah! Gue suka saat ada dada gue kalo lihat ke bawah.

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OH! Gue punya batu dll. dan serabut. ya tuhan ini game yang...

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Sejauh ini, bagian terbaik dari game ini cuma dadanya. Gue ga bohong.

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Tuh liat.

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gile

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oke, kita punya itu..

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apa itu artinya kita bisa-

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WOAA, liat tuh!

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Apa fungsinya?

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Maaf, batu. Apa begini ada artinya?

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Gue punya firasat gue ga lakuin apa-apa.

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Lu nonjok batu.

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Gue bisa lakuin ini seharian.

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ini asique

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Bagus, kawan-kawan. Gimana dengan ini-

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Terus gue make ini buat apa?

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Yasudah, gimana caranya gue dapet air?

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Gimana caranya dapet air di padang rumput?

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Bangun kobokan?

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GUE SEKARAATTT

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Lu mati kehausan.

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Buat tuh pantat.

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Hey, itu ada makhluk macem raksasa tadi

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Woy dengerin

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Lu bukan batman.

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Bukan, lu bukan.

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Hey, apa ini oasis?

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Oke, ini jauh lebih menyenangkan.

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ya tuhan, di sini ada binatang

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mana air? gue butuh air.

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tunggu- ADA MANUSIA!

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apa yang mereka lakuk- oke lupakan. gue ga akan ke sana.

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gue ga akan kalah di sini. Mereka di belakang gue, ya?

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anjir

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SELAMATKAN AKU, PENYU!

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LAKUKAN SESUATU, PENYU!

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AIR!

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BAgus, bagus, bagus

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ya tuhan, lihatlah Itu Jacksepticeye

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air, esensi kehidupan.

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ya tuhan, gaya renang yang bagus. *zoom*

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omg, lu ucul bangett (lucu)

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hey, lihat ada telor

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ambil

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telor gua, jinq

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apa ini perlu dimasak?

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omg iTU SEEKOR BUAYAAA

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SEEKOR BUAYAA

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ANJIR ANJIR

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NONONONONONONOOO

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buaya bajingan

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nakutin gue

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buaya ga bisa berenang HAHA

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oh mai-

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apa yang terjadi?

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apa yang terj-

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lu gabisa-

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lu gabisa kaya gitu!

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ah anjing

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hey, gimana itu semua *progress gue ilang (*kemajuan)

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game favorit gue

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EY ADA KELINCI, BUNUH!

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kampret lu, kelinci. ke sini

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gue butuh makan, gue butuh-

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AAAAAAAAAHHHH

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oke, kita harus lindungin diri

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itu benar.                                      ///liat kiri///

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/mampus/

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ANJENG

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BUAYA KAMPRET LU BALIK LAGI!

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sialan

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game ini bikin gua stress, sumpah

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ayo bunuh kelinci ini

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kampret lu

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omg hahaha

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/ngakak gua xD/

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OOH SORI, GUA GATAU DIA TEMEN LU

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ANJIRR

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aa mampus gue

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ini pertarungan sampe mati-

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ini pertarungan sampai mati

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mati lu, plis mati, gue mohon mati.

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YES

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pertahanan hidup yang paling kuat!

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gimana caranya naik ke sana?

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gimana?

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apa yang lu lakukan di atas sana? hahaha

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AA, lu punya tangga?

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gue gabisa turun boy

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Tolong gue, pewdiepie! ntar gue kasih hadiah.

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oke, di mana kita ngebangun kasur?

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di lokasi yang bagus dan aman. ///dia ngomong nice(bagus) jadi knife(pisau)///

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tunggu, itu keren banget. lihat jembatannya, ayo ke sana.

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oh tidak

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ada kelinci!

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ke sini, kelinci

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AH KAMPRET ANJIR

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BERHENTI MACEM-MACEM SAMA GUE

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GUE CAPE

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GUE CAPE KARNA LO. ANJING LO

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OMG ADA LAGI

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aa ini ga bagus, ini ga bagus

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buat kasur!

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omg ada kelinci lagi

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ini kesempatan gue

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ayo kelinci

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KELINCI

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wohohoa kelinci muter/terbang(?) *flip

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kenapa kau lakukan itu, pewdiepie? *batuk* aku punya keluarga *batuk*

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eeyyy lihat!

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itu gue

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anjir tuh pantat

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lari, lari felix

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omg

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ohh lu lakuin itu. lu-

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///ini tidak pantas untuk diterjemah///

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sekarang kita buat kasurnya. sekali dan seluruhnya

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sekarang kita punya tempat untuk *spawn. terimakasih, tuhan. (*muncul/?)

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OMG

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BERHENTI LAKUKAN ITU

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BAJI- AH SIALAN

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tai tai tai.                                            //kasar ah felix//

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diem lu

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gak gak, ga akan mati hari ini.

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omg                                                    //adegan pembunuhan//

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anjir

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iya gue tau, gue mati.

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sumpah kalo gue- OH MY

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GUE

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BENCI

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LO

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LO CCD

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yes, gue dapet tameng

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gue sang raja hutan

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sang berbahaya

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oke, mana pedang sialan gue

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LIHAT ITU BOYY

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masih ga pake celana, tapi jangan khawatir, gue bakal dapat celana.

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gue dateng buat balas dendam

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gue sangat siap

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sangat siap untuk membunuh apapun yang ada di hadapan gue

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gapernah sesiap ini seumur hidup gue. hidup gue!

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omg, dipikir ulang kayanya nggak

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ayo mulai dari si kampret ini

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yang mirip Jacksepticeye

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oh, dia punya temen

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ya benar, apa yang bakal lu lakukan?

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apa yang bakal lu lakukan, anjing jahat?

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anjing jahat. fuk yu

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sini lu

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ITU BENAR

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GUE SI RAJA HUTAN!

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apa yang terjadi? apa mereka ngobrol?

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*kecil*  apa yang kau lakukan di wilayahku?

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*gede*   DIEM LU

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omg mereka cepat.     aw  /karin/

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sial gue lemah

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jatoh di air!

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berhasil

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Sangat menyenangkan bermain The Arch Reskinned, game yang bagus-

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gue-

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liat berapa banyak fak-

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kenapa nggak ada yang ngasih tau gue?

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Inilah caranya mereka melakukannya di zaman kuno

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ayunkan saja, nak

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oke, kita mulai

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mana pintu gue?

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apa gue udah bangun atapnya?  oh sudah, gue udah buat

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itu-

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nah

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ini?   adalah  rumah terbaik

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ini rasanya seperti Minecraft

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Gue terlindungi dari *Creepers saat malam.     ///(*Musuh di Minecraft yang muncul malem)///

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apa di game ini ada waktu malam?

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YES!

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RUMAH GUE

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APA YANG LU LAKUKAANN?

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*bodo amat*

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TAMPAR tuh pantat

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a-ayo, gue tau lu pengin

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ngga? oke deh..

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lupakan, gue di sini

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MATI, ANAKAN SETAN

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gimana lu kaga matii???

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*kenapa lu lakuin ini?*

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tolong berhenti

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tolong berhenti

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Di game survival, lu pasti dapet 1 poin di mana lu harus kayak-

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gue tau gimana caranya jaga bar stamina

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gue hampir dapet semuanya

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rasanya gue bisa-

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lakukan hal lain?

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rasanya gue dapet dia!

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fak

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MANA KASUR GUA?

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gue harap lu suka, udah lama ga buat gameplay

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Biar gue tau kalo lu mau lanjutin series ini

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Tinggalkan like, kalo kamu suka

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dan seperti biasanya...

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Stay Awesome, Bros~                               ///Cape gua translate 3 jam :v///