WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:23.380 Stop it with a weebs shit diSGUSTANG. What are you 12? No, you're not you're grown-up. Play me the real song. 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:29.880 Sing along everyone: Soyuz nerushimy 00:00:29.880 --> 00:00:32.480 respublik svobodnykh 00:00:32.480 --> 00:00:36.000 Splotila naveki 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.620 velikaya Rus'! 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:47.760 Hello everybody, lesbian haircut here, hope you are having a great week. It's time of course for YouTube's favorite show: 00:00:49.300 --> 00:00:50.940 *Dies Internally* Meme Review 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:53.860 Let's see how last video did. 00:01:01.710 --> 00:01:07.669 Confirmed by manual review, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you YouTube 00:01:07.670 --> 00:01:09.739 It's great to have your support, as always 00:01:10.890 --> 00:01:15.919 But no time for crybaby mannerism, it's time for reviewing the meme 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:17.919 *insert beached whale noises* 00:01:18.500 --> 00:01:22.360 The first meme everyone's gonna be like "pewds this meme is old" 00:01:23.420 --> 00:01:28.900 Uh-huh pewds the only way to know if - pewds a meme is dead is if Pew-de-pie re-memes (thats a word?) it on meme review 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:34.900 *Begins Mansplain* no that's not how it is. Okay? We discussed this many times 00:01:34.910 --> 00:01:39.820 I elevate the memes I maximize their potential. I'm like the manager 00:01:39.829 --> 00:01:44.380 I'm the I'm the coach of rocky massaging the memes getting slapping them on the ass #MeToo 00:01:44.380 --> 00:01:47.980 And then say here you go, now let the kids have fun with you. 00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:48.900 PETER GRIFFIN 00:01:48.980 --> 00:01:51.560 falling meme. We've all seen the video 00:02:05.800 --> 00:02:07.360 *Laughs Swedishly* 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:11.920 it just...Gets me every time. I don't know what to say we like to have fun here on this channel guys 00:02:12.480 --> 00:02:20.450 Everyone has seen this video. This is like the Gangnam style of Despacito. They even made it with Louise. That's how popular it was 00:02:33.660 --> 00:02:37.429 She fell on her titty... 'dont demonetize the video 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:43.369 I didn't do it. For some reason, people started to make their own variations of it and the 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:45.120 results 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:50.360 Hilarity. Warning: some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:13.500 An honestly great 00:03:13.510 --> 00:03:16.919 combination of undertale and family - they work strangely well together 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:22.710 don't they? apparently this person was so happy that I shared their meme, but many more followed 00:03:46.980 --> 00:03:49.360 Okay, okay, we get it. Jesus Christ 00:03:50.160 --> 00:03:52.860 (We should have known this would happen) 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.340 I'm already not impressed, by this meme. 00:04:03.340 --> 00:04:04.060 (And he wonders why people say he kills memes?) 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:09.240 My disappointment is 00:04:09.760 --> 00:04:11.620 immeasurable, and 00:04:11.620 --> 00:04:12.600 my day is ruined 00:04:13.720 --> 00:04:15.860 It's the food review guys isn't it? 00:04:15.860 --> 00:04:17.860 my disappointment is... 00:04:18.060 --> 00:04:20.780 Immeasurable - okay - and my day is ruined 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.000 Okay that one was good 00:04:30.130 --> 00:04:33.359 Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.890 The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:42.630 But as it turns out that might be what you get. Oh my god alright 00:04:42.630 --> 00:04:48.869 You can't just add literally any sound byte to Peter Griffin and be like hey, that's a meme 00:04:49.450 --> 00:04:55.890 Because I crossed over to memes which automatically means a meme - meme plus meme equals meme 00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:57.630 That's not how it works 00:04:57.630 --> 00:05:02.159 You kids need to realize you can't just add memes upon memes and think that it's memes 00:05:02.410 --> 00:05:10.170 There has to be fineness, there has to be punched line, there has to be some thought behind it besides meme plus meme equals meme. (2Meme is the correct answer Felix) 00:05:10.450 --> 00:05:11.460 Memes are dying (not pewds fault) 00:05:11.460 --> 00:05:17.970 They're literally dying because of these shit memes this shittier memes these people that have this idea oh, that's funny 00:05:17.970 --> 00:05:24.080 I recognize that and I recognize that, so that's got to be funny too right that's not how it works! 00:05:24.810 --> 00:05:31.729 I'm going to rate the falling Peter Griffin meme, *drumroll?* Bro! He racist as hell meme. 00:05:32.610 --> 00:05:39.020 Next meme. Next meme is the Gru meme oh this meme has been popping up everywhere lately 00:05:39.020 --> 00:05:43.849 I'm so excited for pewdiepie to finally review this meme 00:05:44.430 --> 00:05:45.660 Yes! 00:05:45.660 --> 00:05:47.960 the Gru meme is the best! 00:05:48.510 --> 00:05:55.129 Finally finds the format I make a meme, the meme gets one up vote. The meme gets one upvote?!? 00:05:56.400 --> 00:06:02.870 That is not a very good. Hilarious. This meme is so funny. I might just explode into a rocket ship 00:06:05.100 --> 00:06:07.189 Really, that's the funniest I could think of? 00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:14.749 minion memes which of course is one of the greatest form of comedy, which makes any Facebook moms go 00:06:16.110 --> 00:06:21.229 Dude i'd f*** a minion, like, who they gonna tell lol... banana 00:06:22.920 --> 00:06:24.540 Wow 00:06:24.540 --> 00:06:27.920 Simon Says point up, Simon Says 00:06:28.860 --> 00:06:30.860 Almost touch your fingers together 00:06:31.500 --> 00:06:32.730 Okay 00:06:32.730 --> 00:06:34.730 Now do jazz hands 00:06:35.820 --> 00:06:38.040 Haha, I didn't say Simon Says 00:06:38.820 --> 00:06:40.500 *angery pewds* 00:06:41.060 --> 00:06:46.520 Make her really cute, have her gigantic teats, give her... 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:49.400 dick give her dick x2 *TRAP ALERT* 00:06:50.820 --> 00:06:55.129 What is that? that is gay! first, we send a dick pic... 00:06:55.740 --> 00:07:02.539 Then she responds lol vant pic, then she sends a dick pic then 00:07:02.540 --> 00:07:07.309 She says a dick pic! is there any one of these Gru that doesn't involve dick pics? (He means traps) 00:07:07.310 --> 00:07:14.480 That would be ace thank you guys appreciate it. Join Germany, bomb Pearl Harbor, get nuked, 00:07:14.970 --> 00:07:19.999 Get nuked again... that actually made sense to have the same punch line twice. 00:07:20.580 --> 00:07:26.420 Good job for thinking a little deeper on this meme. a lil' hand clap for you, there you go 00:07:26.420 --> 00:07:31.000 Everybody knows that pee is stored in the balls, but 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:33.240 I don't have balls 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:35.129 But I don't have balls? 00:07:35.129 --> 00:07:41.748 If that how it works, did I finally understand the meme? Here I'll make my own one sec. New meme format 00:07:41.849 --> 00:07:46.369 It's actually a three-panel meme with the same joke twice 00:07:46.499 --> 00:07:51.769 It's the same job twice, Congratulations everybody, you did it there did it well done 00:07:51.770 --> 00:07:54.859 It's great to see such variations in memes these days 00:07:54.860 --> 00:08:01.500 Oh look at this. I get the pleasure of being a meme you laughs you lose number 400 *triggered*. 00:08:02.060 --> 00:08:03.040 LWIAY 00:08:03.500 --> 00:08:04.740 original content 00:08:05.189 --> 00:08:10.579 Original content oh oh that's funny whoever made this that's really funny 00:08:10.700 --> 00:08:14.260 Oh, wow you get a little clap, too 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:17.500 How about that? That's great for you? I'm so happy 00:08:18.020 --> 00:08:24.880 How's this one then hmm? Post on pewdiepie sub-reddit. Complains How he's an original 00:08:25.140 --> 00:08:27.740 Unoriginal jokes become an original oof 00:08:28.280 --> 00:08:30.920 *triggered* 00:08:31.080 --> 00:08:36.020 You see here, you understand your hypocrisy of making fun of me for not being original... 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:37.480 that doesn't mean it makes sense 00:08:37.620 --> 00:08:43.140 Create a subreddit for my fans. Ask them for quality submissions every week. 00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:47.620 The fans litter the subreddit with shitty reposts. I mean you're not wrong 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.640 Technically you're not wrong. 00:08:50.760 --> 00:08:52.960 I take a current meme format 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:59.660 I put a unique twist on it, the clips on top of this board turn this meme into loss 00:09:00.300 --> 00:09:03.169 That what oh my god 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.079 Oh mah gawd 00:09:08.079 --> 00:09:10.079 That is so clever 00:09:11.050 --> 00:09:13.380 I would never have thought of that. Sometimes our minds 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:19.340 just get blown here on this channel guys. Invade Poland and France get rekt by Russia 00:09:19.340 --> 00:09:20.320 (Too many HOI4 memes) 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:21.020 k-m-s 00:09:21.020 --> 00:09:21.800 *insert ptsd flashbacks* 00:09:21.940 --> 00:09:26.580 Guys we can't have German National Socialist Party memes on the channel we talked about this many times all right 00:09:27.070 --> 00:09:30.689 Do you want do you want me to get monetize again? Huh you care about me? 00:09:31.780 --> 00:09:33.980 the Gruuuuuu 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:35.000 *abusing animal sounds* 00:09:35.140 --> 00:09:36.640 The Gru 00:09:36.640 --> 00:09:42.479 Repetition meme gets a solid three points for having three panels cuz that's what it actually is 00:09:42.820 --> 00:09:45.809 Don't be broke. Be woke. Know your memes 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:53.080 Next mam (meme) everybody is to super smash. Have you heard that it was announced? Super smash 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:55.560 2018 which is not a port by the way 00:09:55.560 --> 00:10:00.000 It's gonna be great people's reactions to it was just incredible, people are so 00:10:00.040 --> 00:10:04.800 excited that a video game that has been released on every single 00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:08.420 Nintendo console (except Nintendo DS) is 00:10:09.220 --> 00:10:12.510 Actually coming out on their latest console, can you believe it? 00:10:12.510 --> 00:10:19.769 Can you believe it my god, please take a look at our last video for the day? Oh my God my God look 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:24.960 Video for day another smash brothers. Is it gonna be smash? 00:10:28.260 --> 00:10:30.260 Oh 00:10:30.880 --> 00:10:40.580 *insert earrape here* 00:10:40.660 --> 00:10:42.240 Man children 00:10:42.249 --> 00:10:44.079 pathetic beta males 00:10:44.079 --> 00:10:46.079 You might as well go and play speedruns 00:10:46.809 --> 00:10:48.459 grow the fuck up (I won't) 00:10:48.459 --> 00:10:56.159 It's a video game. Now, of course, there were many different variations of the Super Smash meme Doland dark did it funny one 00:11:16.989 --> 00:11:20.399 Wow, minecraft 2, can't wait 00:11:30.580 --> 00:11:37.560 They should just had introducing 399. And people say I don't have original ideas 00:11:46.980 --> 00:11:47.540 Oh. 00:11:47.740 --> 00:11:48.260 My. 00:11:48.500 --> 00:11:49.000 God. 00:11:58.140 --> 00:12:01.619 Great fantastic and the memes sure they are great 00:12:01.619 --> 00:12:08.759 but it's almost like the reaction to the announcement is a meme of itself from the pathetic screech of 00:12:08.920 --> 00:12:11.969 Young boys. I would never scream like that by the way. 00:12:11.970 --> 00:12:18.059 that's beyond me. To people forcing politics into it super smash bros 00:12:18.610 --> 00:12:22.409 Switch was unveiled yesterday and for the first time in the series history 00:12:23.049 --> 00:12:26.879 It featured a female character as the first to be revealed 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.369 Oh 00:12:30.369 --> 00:12:35.488 Progressively forward, I was it especially fitting giving it was 00:12:36.189 --> 00:12:43.199 International Women's Day that's right shigeru miyamoto sat there and watch the trail and he was like yo 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:45.480 We must make a female 00:12:46.420 --> 00:12:49.229 That was a little racist, but also 00:12:50.170 --> 00:12:52.439 hilarious up top we 00:12:53.110 --> 00:12:54.839 Like that phone there on the channel guys 00:12:54.839 --> 00:12:59.818 We're just messing around having a bunch of goofs and gaffes what am I, h3 all right? 00:12:59.819 --> 00:13:02.128 Do we have time for bonus me oh? 00:13:03.220 --> 00:13:05.199 That's too bad 00:13:05.199 --> 00:13:07.859 Not to say either, huh? But anyway. 00:13:07.860 --> 00:13:14.759 hope you enjoyed this week's episode of meme review. Will this one be monetized so only the 00:13:14.980 --> 00:13:20.969 Suzanne will tell us, thank you for watching check out the merch check out the Tsuki, and I'll see you... 00:13:22.509 --> 00:13:24.509 What rhymes with Tsuki?