I be flossin'
Genius needs to be stopped!
It's time to stop everyone
Genius which is a site that as far as I'm concerned used to break down
rap lyrics, explaining the meaning behind the song
Giving more depth to the artist
But now Genius have taken on new adventures
*9 year old voice* Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
To hit is a slang meaning
What
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Mwah
What does that mean then
The joke here is that Robert not wanting to kiss
What
We dont wanna know the meaning behind this
That's disgusting
Well now instead with Genius or rap genius or whatever you wanna call it
Instead of having respectable artist that deserve recognition
They decided
LET'S ADD VINERS
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Like Lele Pons and Gabbie Hanna
And ofcourse
The Backpack kid
So essentially going from
To
I be flossin'
What does he mean by that
Finally i can understand what he means
With "I be flossin' "
There's just a ton of great memes from this guy
They've clearly just given up
he he HEEEEH haA
I dont hate vegans, I don't even give a **** if you're vegan
stop showing it down my ******
I dont care
great what you're doing. Thank you for helping the cows
stopping the ads and the ****** fruit flies and shit, thats great do that
I'm really happy for you, keep doing it becuase
I like animals
But i also eat them
ehhm....soo
Im kind of conflicted
hehehe
There's a ton of stuff to go through
But why dont we start with the I be flossin' song
Just cuase' we already brought it up, for convenience sake
I be flossin'
What does he mean by that
Flossin' is the dance that took the world by storm on the internet
*Ninja trying to hype the crowd*
*It doesn't work at all*
Flossin' the dance that took the world by storm
It just really came to mind
I was just like playing around in the mirror, playing music and i started dancing
And then i started doing it and I was like
WOW, it has a cool rythm to it
so i just brought it to Instagram
The dance, It just really came to mind
You mean when you where browsing YouTube
Don't lie to to Floss kid
Everyone knows the original was from 2014, huh
You want me to do it again?
"Yea"
"Okay"
THE DANCE, just really came to mind
I don't know, it's just so random
I don't understand
I'm joking obviusly, I'm not saying he actually plagiarised it
A lot of people are saying that he did
But, obviously it's possible for two people to come up with the same dancemove
I know, crazy to think about, right?
I think that's why It's so funny to me he actually
Or, his parents or management trying to copyright this dancemove
That, its not even original
Everywhere you go you will see the flossin' dance
NO really, come on now
That's... That's really hard
It's hard isn't it
Come on we gotta get It now
The craziest place i've seen the floss dance is probably in New York
There was a Guinness Book of World thing they where doing for the amount of people flossin' at one time
And it was like 600 000 people. And they didn't invite me but it's okay : )
wait a
wait a minute. wait a minute, sorry but
did he just say that
600 000 people tried to do flossin' in New York City
And this was recorded before Ninjas
Now it all makes sense, doesn't it
That Ninja said that they where trying to get a million people to do the floss in New York City
So we're gonna try to get a million people right now to dance in Times Square
*Pewds screaming* OHHHHHH
so they we're trying to beat the floss record
hahhaha HA
But no one did it
Imagine trying to break a world record by trying to get a million people to do something
This just brings whole new meaning to this whole thing
Thats amazing!
BUT NO ONE DID IT
*Ninja hyping crowd once again*
Now I'm.... Now I get It
This Is how bad ideas come to mind
When you try and steal some other persons idea that doesn't make any sense
Just like you tried and steal the dance
I'm just kidding
I'm being to harsh on this kid, I mean like
It's a cool dance, I'm not saying he didn't come up with it
I wanna go to Paris, I wanna see the the Eiffel Tower. That's great CONTENT
Perfect example of why i love Genius
The way I love Genius
I wanna go to France
I wanna see the the Eiffel Tower
Why did you write this thing, what was the deeper meaning behind it?
I wanna go to france
Thats great content
*pewds* okay
*pewds* staph
Oh god, please stop, please stop, stop, STOP, STAPH IT, ENOUGH
*EXPLOSIONS*
Alright, so the first thing you want do is. Spread your legs
And then you gonna put your arms out
*pewds* and go left right, go left right
left to right, left to right
INCREDIBLE everyone
What motivated you and your mum to sue Fortnie
Ehmm, It was really my mum and my management that get the lawsuit
Im kind of just a kid, having fun in life
Im just letting the adults do all the busy work
I don'ty really know the law like that so I can't really say if they're like taking advantage of me or anything like that
But like, from a mum standpoint, like a manager standpoint.
They think that they're taking advantage of me
Luckily you can sue anyone, just go ahead
Just go ahead, please don't sue me tho
This is the one reasons no one floss during Ninjas gahaHAHA
They just didn't want to get copyright striked
I'm not falling for that, I'm not doing the floss. That's copyright
I know this is kind of a dead meme
The whole, maybe I'm the monster
So goddamn good
Literally sounds like the beginning of a shit American idol audition
*pewds laughing*
It's funny, cause' its true
Really don't know what I'm made of
Really they don't know
So that line "people wanna talk when I'm not around to hear"
Means a few things
One is obviously like gossip and rumors
*Gabbie talking over herself*
Shut the fack up
People wanna talk when I'm not around to hear Really, they don't know what I'm made of
How much meaning can you fit into this
I'm tougher than you think
But also, It was supposed to be a deeper meaning on DNA
What DNA are you talking about
I don't wanna be to much on Gabbie, I mean everyone has been really mean in the comments going like
Ah, she can't sing bla bla bla
I mean lets be real here, so many artist can't sing and that hasn't stopped anyone
So keep doing what you're doing gabbie
Cauuse' the memes are great
I listen to music that I feel is vulnerable
REALLY?!
really!
Jacob Sartorius has a genius
WHY
STOP
Oh my god, what the ftst is that
They just giving up
They've just completely given up haven't they?
These are old, It's four days before the flossin' one
Alright, let's see what he to say
Yo, you actually have saved me with this song.
There is nothing that beats that
Oh god, this argument
alright, yeah yeah yeah like if at least one person got this song and said it saved their life
That has brought meaning to my work
Like, imagine being 50 and you're being and adult in the future
I'm a survivor
Oh you survived the camps?
No, but Jacob Sartorius saved me
Jacob Sartorius saved my life
Thank you Jacob, your musically got me really inspired
Me and my managers are in LA and we go and eat food everyday
And I'm so used to the same thing where like the waiters are like "okay what can I get you?"
They're not happy with their job
I mean it's a job and you know people gotta work
But at the same time, you should be happy with what you're doing
It's nice to know that people care about you but sometimes their waiter and you can be okay with that
what the FACK are you saying
I'm more confused now when he explained it
These must be some really advanced lyrics
For the record tho, you don't have to have advanced lyrics
But if you go on Genius
Then maybe you want something to say but what is this
You ordered a coke
But you ordered the coke... You ordered the coke
Is that what you mean
How did you... aaahhh
There was a thing about that you should love your job like
Every waiter is supposed to be happy he's serving me coke
Not everyone can make a living from musically videos and horny tweens
Jesus christ dude
If you want someone to worry about your health then maybe your management that you go eat lunch with everyday
Like, I don't get it, maybe I dont get it
Maybe his stuff is to advanced for me
what the hell happened
just give up
I can't keep ripping into this kids alright I get it
I don't wanna be bully
Jacob do whatever you want, alright I'm not tryna stop you. Live your life
Be free man, order as many cokes as you want
Don't let anyone hold you back
Maybe consider coke zero, now you look like a skinny boy you can probably drink regular coke
*ance*
Lele Pons
When Lele Pons was on Genius I knew it was over
and I get that you have to understand that this video comes from
A place of
DISAPPOINTMENT
I mean I really like thissss, I really like Genius
I really enjoy watching different artist and rappers explain their lyrics
I don't like Lele Pons (she's latina btw)
hey look there's my comment
Large yikes
How did we get here
HUH!
I wonder what Lele is doing, you know
Clearly you don't have to advertise this series
Art is on here, I wouldn't like that either
It would just be annoying, we need a bit of contrast in there and i respect Genius for doing that
But viners
Please for the love of god stop giving viners a platform
Now let's say there is tons of great viners on this platform
Like Drew Gordon, he has great videos
Danny Gonzales, all I'm saying here is there is actually talented, funny and smart people
That came from vine
But its the desperation that really gets me
It's that clawing for relevancy that is just so gross to me
They always seem to crawl their way into the corporate world somewhere
Even little *someone* I don't generally hate her but the desperation
just disgusts me
And It's so transparent with these viners
It's just sickening, I don't like it. I don't wanna see it
That doesn't mean I hate them personally or whatever they're doing. I just don't wanna see them
And I can't avoid them they're crawling there way into my territory
My Genius reviews, okay?
just stop
So let me just end up by reviewing some of my favorite Genius reviews that are actually funny
We have Big Chef for example
Now that's genius
hahahaha, thats great
My absolute favorite one has to be the Lil Yacht
Peekabo
**not understand**
The man did not just make that sound
**still got no idea what he's saying**
If anyone can transcribe that to me, please do cause' I have no idea what he just said
You need to really pay attention
Which is why it's so important to listen to this
Now the best breakdown of lyrics of all time is coming right up
**still got no idea what he saying**
I guess for a second i thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not
I guess for a second
That's why you wrote a whole song about it
That's why it's in a song, just for a second tho
You thought a cello
was a blowing instrument
I'm so happy that's in a song
Just for a second
I just... I... It just happened for a second guys
It was an honest mistake
And instead of saying I made a mistake I'm just gonna go ahead and blame my manager
Or whoever produced the song because they didn't know either
Okay
He thought Squidward played the cello
Squidward plaed the CLARINET
You're a musician
Okay
Hope you guys enjoyed this Genius and rap
I keep calling it rap genius, It's clearly not what it is
VINER genius, that right. That's a thing apparently
Hope you guys enjoyed, smash a like if u did, i'd really appreciate it
Get some merch everybody, it's now 50% SALE
That's right so if you ever wanted to buy merch but been like
hmm, I don't know maybe i don't have th-
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get that merch fam
get it, go get it gais
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I also wanna give a quick shoutout
To my man
CJ PLAYS
okay?
he makes incredible videos
I review one of his videos before
apparently he's been a little scared of making more video
so I just wanted to hope that CJ
get encouraged to make more videos
I genuinely that think they bring a lot of joy to people so
eh
shoutout to ma man CJ
and I hope he keep uploading
That's it for me for now
See you guys next time
BAI BAI
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oh you're into castles huh we got you covered baby you want some pets easy
we got it all, this game is still relevant goddammit