WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:14.000 I be flossin' (x4) 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:14.940 (Dentists love this boy) 00:00:14.940 --> 00:00:17.520 Genius needs to be stopped (and T-Series) 00:00:17.900 --> 00:00:20.440 (In the [copyrighted] pewdiepie voice) It's time to stop. Everyone. 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:23.200 Genius was just a site that, as far as I'm concerned, 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:25.720 used to break down rap lyrics. 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:28.420 Explaining the meaning behind the song 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:30.540 Giving more depth to the artist. 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:33.540 But now Genius have taken on new ventures 00:00:33.540 --> 00:00:36.220 (in the [copyrighted] pewdiepie voice) Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh? 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:38.920 The hit is the slang, for having... 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:40.280 *flabbergasted* 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:41.420 What!? 00:00:41.540 --> 00:00:44.040 You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya 00:00:44.260 --> 00:00:44.760 Mwah! 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:46.840 Well what does that mean, then? 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:49.460 "The joke here is that Robert is not wanting to kiss" 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:50.940 *Shook to the core* 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:51.460 What!? 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:53.340 I don't want to know the meaning behind this 00:00:53.340 --> 00:00:54.120 That's disgusting 00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:54.680 Well now instead with the genius or rap genius or whatever you want to call it 00:00:54.680 --> 00:00:59.060 Instead of having respectable artists that deserve recognition they decided 00:01:02.400 --> 00:01:10.680 Let's add Viners! *claps* Like Lele Pons and Gabi Hanna and of course the backpack kid. 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:14.970 So essentially going from (Joey BadA$$ rapping) "Not many times I got to tell you I'm a man in the mission 00:01:14.970 --> 00:01:18.450 Many times I got to tell you I don't need no permission. A human with 00:01:18.450 --> 00:01:22.440 supervision. Ain't no living condition. I'm reaching out to my children just hoping 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:26.460 that they would listen. Start a new coalition. Against corrupt politicians 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:30.570 Is not enough pots to piss in too many murder convictions. Another family evicted 00:01:30.570 --> 00:01:34.900 another black man a victim. That's as real as it's getting you should take recognition." 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:37.571 To... 00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:42.480 I be flossin' (x4) 00:01:47.740 --> 00:01:48.240 I'd be flossin' I'll be flossin' I'll be flossing I'll be flossing 00:01:48.240 --> 00:01:54.080 what does he mean by that finally I can understand what he means 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:04.990 with I be flossing this is a ton of great memes from this 00:02:04.990 --> 00:02:11.650 now they clearly just given up. "hey I got a cheeseburger vegans 00:02:11.650 --> 00:02:16.870 I don't hate vegans I just don't give a **** that you're vegan stop shoving it 00:02:16.870 --> 00:02:20.470 down my throat I don't care...great what you doing thank 00:02:20.470 --> 00:02:24.500 you for helping the cows and the stuff and the ants and the fruit flies and 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:29.200 shit that's great do that and I'm really happy for you keep doing it because I 00:02:29.200 --> 00:02:36.200 like animals but I also eat them so I'm kind of conflicted. 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:42.340 There's a ton of stuff to go through but why don't we start with the I be flossin' song? 00:02:42.340 --> 00:02:46.269 Just because we already brought it up for convenience's sake. "I be flossing", what does 00:02:46.269 --> 00:02:49.269 he mean by that? Flossing is the dance that took the 00:02:49.269 --> 00:02:51.340 world by a storm on the internet. 00:02:51.340 --> 00:02:55.040 *Ninja epic moments* 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:57.340 (Pewds imitating) Flossing. The dance that took the world by storm. 00:02:57.340 --> 00:03:01.209 It just really came to mind like I was just like playing around in the mirror 00:03:01.209 --> 00:03:04.480 Playing music and I started dancing and then I started doing it and I was like... 00:03:04.480 --> 00:03:07.989 Whoa this has a cool rhythm to it so I just moved it to Instagram. 00:03:07.989 --> 00:03:14.000 'the dance? It just really came to mind', you mean when you were browsing YouTube, don't lie to me, Floss Kid. 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:18.609 Everyone knows the original was from 2014. 00:03:18.609 --> 00:03:23.870 Huh? (Switches to 2014 video) "you want me to do it again? Okay" 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:31.200 The dance just really it just came to mind. I don't know it's just so random I 00:03:31.200 --> 00:03:34.950 don't understand. I'm joking obviously. I'm not saying he actually plagiarized it. 00:03:34.950 --> 00:03:39.569 A lot of people are saying that he did, but obviously it is possible for two 00:03:39.569 --> 00:03:44.069 people to come up with the same dance move. I know crazy to think about, right? 00:03:44.069 --> 00:03:47.819 I think that's why it's so funny to me that he, actually, or his parents, or 00:03:47.819 --> 00:03:52.790 management, try to copyright this dance move. That it's not even original. 00:03:52.790 --> 00:03:58.110 Everywhere you go you will see that Flossin Dance. (Pewds imitates) everywhere you go you will see 00:03:58.110 --> 00:04:07.530 the Flossin dance (cuts to video) "No Ally come on it's hard isn't it I'm kinda gettin it now... 00:04:07.530 --> 00:04:12.209 just keep keep on doing that." so the craziest place I've seen the Floss Dance 00:04:12.209 --> 00:04:16.200 probably like in New York there is a little Guinness Book of World Record 00:04:16.200 --> 00:04:19.109 thing that they were doing for the amount of people flossing at one time 00:04:19.109 --> 00:04:26.780 and it was like 700 something people and they didn't invite me but it's okay wait 00:04:26.780 --> 00:04:34.020 wait a minute wait a minute sorry but did he just say that 700,000 people try 00:04:34.020 --> 00:04:42.810 to do flossing in New York City and this was recorded before ninjas now it all 00:04:42.810 --> 00:04:46.830 makes sense doesn't it didn't they just say that they were trying to get a 00:04:46.830 --> 00:04:50.130 million people to do the floss in New York City so we're gonna try to get a 00:04:50.130 --> 00:04:55.260 million people right now to dance in time so they were trying to beat the 00:04:55.260 --> 00:05:02.490 floss record but no one did it imagine trying to break a world record to get a 00:05:02.490 --> 00:05:06.810 million people to do something this just brings a whole new meaning to this whole 00:05:06.810 --> 00:05:15.270 thing that's amazing but no one does! Now, now I get it. 00:05:15.270 --> 00:05:19.289 This is how bad ideas come to mind when you try and steal some other person's idea. *cough*LWIAY*cough* 00:05:19.289 --> 00:05:23.190 That doesn't make any sense, just like you're trying to steal the dance. 00:05:23.190 --> 00:05:27.030 I'm just kidding. I'm being too harsh on this kid. I mean like it's a cool dance. 00:05:27.030 --> 00:05:29.280 I am NOT saying he didn't come up with it. 00:05:29.280 --> 00:05:30.460 It be international. You will see it in France. 00:05:30.460 --> 00:05:32.380 I want to go to Paris honestly the Eiffel Tower. 00:05:32.910 --> 00:05:36.400 that's great content perfect example of why I love right 00:05:36.400 --> 00:05:43.360 genius love genius it'd be international you will see it in France see the Eiffel 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:45.639 Tower why did you write this very what was the 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:49.840 deeper meaning behind it I want to French that's great content left to 00:05:49.840 --> 00:05:59.039 right left to right left to right okay left right left right left right right 00:05:59.490 --> 00:06:04.120 all right so the first thing you want to do is spread your legs and then you want 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.410 to put your arms out and go left right go left right to right left to right 00:06:08.410 --> 00:06:14.380 incredible everyone what it motivated you and your mom to sue for tonight um 00:06:14.380 --> 00:06:19.419 it was really my mom and my management that did the lawsuit I'm kind of just a 00:06:19.419 --> 00:06:23.530 kid having fun in life I'm just letting the adults to all the busy work I don't 00:06:23.530 --> 00:06:26.590 really know the law like that so I can't really say if they're like taking 00:06:26.590 --> 00:06:30.669 advantage of me or anything like that but like from a mom standpoint like a 00:06:30.669 --> 00:06:34.120 manager standpoint they think that they're taking advantage of me how come 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:37.930 well you can sue everyone just go ahead just go ahead please don't sue me though 00:06:37.930 --> 00:06:43.630 hey this is the real reason no one flostor and ninjas they just didn't want 00:06:43.630 --> 00:06:47.050 to get copyright strike I'm not falling for that I'm not doing the flux as 00:06:47.050 --> 00:07:05.620 copyright I know this is a kind of a dead meme it's so goddamn good literally 00:07:05.620 --> 00:07:10.380 sounds like the beginning of American 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:16.479 it's funny cause it's true really they don't know what I made really they don't 00:07:16.479 --> 00:07:24.159 know what made of maybe I don't know really they don't know what I'm made of 00:07:24.159 --> 00:07:28.060 so that line people want to talk when I'm not around here means a few things 00:07:28.060 --> 00:07:33.900 one is obviously like gossip and rumors but a lot of just you out 00:07:40.320 --> 00:07:44.020 people want to talk when I'm not around to hear really they don't know what I 00:07:44.020 --> 00:07:47.470 mean how much meaning can you fit into this I'm tougher than you think but it 00:07:47.470 --> 00:07:54.360 also was supposed to be a deeper meaning on DNA what DNA are you talking about I 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:58.300 don't want to be too harsh on Gaby I mean everyone's being really mean in the 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:02.050 comments going like oh she can't sing blah blah blah I mean let's be real here 00:08:02.050 --> 00:08:06.340 so many artists can't sing and I hasn't stopped anyone so keep doing what you're 00:08:06.340 --> 00:08:10.300 doing Gaby because the memes are great hey listen to music that I feel is 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:19.780 vulnerable really really jacob satorious has a genius why stop oh my god look at 00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:23.620 this like they've just given up things just completely given up haven't they 00:08:23.620 --> 00:08:28.990 these are all this is four days before the flossing wine all right let's see 00:08:28.990 --> 00:08:32.680 what he has to say yo you actually have saved me with this song there's nothing 00:08:32.680 --> 00:08:37.390 that beats that god this argument oh yeah yeah yeah like if at least one 00:08:37.390 --> 00:08:41.710 person got this song and said it saved their life then that has brought meaning 00:08:41.710 --> 00:08:47.320 to my work like imagine being 50 or being an adult in the future going like 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:50.980 I'm a survivor oh you survived the camps no but Jacob 00:08:50.980 --> 00:08:59.230 Satori or saved me Thank You Jacob you're musically Benny I was really 00:08:59.230 --> 00:09:06.160 inspired later with my cook who doesn't care about my health like you do baby 00:09:06.160 --> 00:09:12.010 yeah I'm saying this me and my managers are in LA we go eat food every day and 00:09:12.010 --> 00:09:15.430 I'm so used to the same thing where like the waiters are okay what can I get you 00:09:15.430 --> 00:09:19.180 they're not happy with their job there I mean it's a job and you know like people 00:09:19.180 --> 00:09:22.210 got to work but at the same time like you should be happy with what you do 00:09:22.210 --> 00:09:25.780 it's nice to know that people care about you but sometimes their waiters you can 00:09:25.780 --> 00:09:32.580 be okay if they don't what are you saying 00:09:32.580 --> 00:09:37.030 I'm more confused now when he explained it there's must be some really advanced 00:09:37.030 --> 00:09:40.120 lyrics for the record though you don't have to have advanced nerves but if you 00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:44.560 go and genius and maybe you want something to say at least but what is 00:09:44.560 --> 00:09:48.190 this he ordered a coke waiter with my coke who doesn't care about my health 00:09:48.190 --> 00:09:51.459 like you do baby all I'm saying you order the free first of all you 00:09:51.459 --> 00:09:54.850 order the coat is that what you mean can you be and what's the thing about you 00:09:54.850 --> 00:09:58.029 should love your job like why ever what every waiter is supposed to be happy 00:09:58.029 --> 00:10:03.369 Dappy serving you coke not everyone can make a living making from musically 00:10:03.369 --> 00:10:08.589 videos and horny tweens like Jesus Christ II if you want someone to worry 00:10:08.589 --> 00:10:12.339 about your health mitt then maybe your management that you go eat lunch with 00:10:12.339 --> 00:10:15.730 every day like I don't get it maybe I don't get it maybe his stuff is too 00:10:15.730 --> 00:10:24.040 advanced for me oh I wouldn't mind if you wanna be together get back together 00:10:24.040 --> 00:10:35.769 yeah I I'm alright but I'd rather be alright with you just give up alright oh 00:10:35.769 --> 00:10:42.549 be together my job is to be a singer if you don't like your job then you have a 00:10:42.549 --> 00:10:45.220 better problem I can't keep your ripping into these 00:10:45.220 --> 00:10:48.519 kids alright I get I don't want to be bullied 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:52.929 alright Jacob do whatever you want alright I'm trying to stop you live your 00:10:52.929 --> 00:10:55.990 life be free man order Amy as many cokes as you want 00:10:55.990 --> 00:10:59.679 don't let anyone hold you back maybe consider a Coke Zero now you look like 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:06.999 you're skinny boy you could probably drink regular coke lily ponds when 00:11:06.999 --> 00:11:09.459 lovely pause was on genius I knew it was over 00:11:09.459 --> 00:11:14.309 and I get you have to understand that this video comes from a place of 00:11:14.309 --> 00:11:18.790 disappointment I mean I really like this series I really like genius I really 00:11:18.790 --> 00:11:23.139 enjoy watching different artists and rappers explain their lyrics 00:11:23.139 --> 00:11:28.600 I don't like lily ponds Hey look there's my comment large dykes how did we get 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:34.269 here me hi lemon did you know I'm latina just letting 00:11:34.269 --> 00:11:39.449 y'all know she's latina legend has hit 00:11:40.499 --> 00:11:45.850 lil is doing you know clearly you don't have to have just the series art is on 00:11:45.850 --> 00:11:49.269 here I wouldn't like that either that would just be annoying you need a bit of 00:11:49.269 --> 00:11:54.040 contrast in there and I respect genius for doing that but Viners please for the 00:11:54.040 --> 00:11:57.879 love of God stop gaping buying ursa platforms not not saying there's a ton 00:11:57.879 --> 00:12:01.890 of great Viners on this time like drew Gordon has great videos danny 00:12:01.890 --> 00:12:06.450 gonzalez all I'm saying here is there is actually talented funny smart people 00:12:06.450 --> 00:12:10.920 that came from vine but it's a desperation that really gets me it's 00:12:10.920 --> 00:12:16.020 that clawing for relevancy that it's just so gross to me they always seem to 00:12:16.020 --> 00:12:19.470 crawl their way into the corporate world somewhere even little extinct like I 00:12:19.470 --> 00:12:21.470 Even Lilly Singhs, I don't generally hate her but the desperation 00:12:23.100 --> 00:12:27.090 and it's so transparent with these miners it's just sickening I don't like 00:12:27.090 --> 00:12:30.510 it I don't want to see it as I mean I hate them personally or whatever they're 00:12:30.510 --> 00:12:33.750 doing I just don't want to see them and I can't avoid them they're crawling 00:12:33.750 --> 00:12:39.180 their way into my territory my genius reviews okay just stop so let me just 00:12:39.180 --> 00:12:44.250 end up by reviewing some of my favorite genius reviews that are actually funny 00:12:44.250 --> 00:12:50.500 we have big Shaq for example ah boom now that's genius 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:59.000 and you don't wanna f*** with a chigga like me when I pull up in that Maserati I had a minivan 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:06.400 it's great, my absolute favorite one has to be the Lil Yachty - peek a boo 00:13:06.400 --> 00:13:11.000 Chill on the 6 when I'm f*ing on pucchi, that bitch was ugly but pussy on smoothie 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:15.000 Face wasn't 10, but the pussy was wet. (mumbling) YEhnMsayn 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:18.000 Like, uhh, (Bruh sound effect #2) *different low pitched sounds* {Crab rave starts playing} 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:23.000 the man did not just make that sound (yes he did) 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:26.000 <I N C R E A S E D S L O R P> *drilling machine* / *gunshots* Yanahzayn 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:30.500 you take a step back, yunzne, mella-m mellastep back *UH (yahty style)* *the dude hits a triple pointer what an absolute madlad* 00:13:30.570 --> 00:13:35.800 if anyone can transcribe that for me please do because I have no idea what he just said 00:13:35.800 --> 00:13:39.030 you need to really pay attention which is why it's so important 00:13:39.030 --> 00:13:43.260 to listen to this now the best breakdown alerts of old timers coming right up 00:13:43.260 --> 00:13:47.000 oh she blow that dick like a tchello okay let's stop for a sec before you come at me 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:51.390 i'ma let you know okay i'ma blame my A&R because he listened to that cwhong 00:13:51.390 --> 00:13:55.350 many times and he allowed me to say that okay I guess for a second I thought a 00:13:55.350 --> 00:14:00.000 cello was oh a woodwind instrument and it is not *looks up to ask the lord for forgiveness* 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:06.300 I guess for a second, that's why you wrote \-#, that's why you wrote a whole song about it that's why 00:14:06.300 --> 00:14:10.320 it's in a song just for a second though you thought a cello 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:15.300 was a blowing instrument I'm so happy that's in a song just for a second 00:14:15.300 --> 00:14:19.140 I just it just happened for a second guys it was an honest mistake 00:14:19.140 --> 00:14:23.430 and instead of saying I made a mistake I'm just gonna go ahead and blame my 00:14:23.430 --> 00:14:28.000 manager or whoever produced this song because they didn't know either okay 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.500 uknowimsaying I f*ed up I thought squidward played the cello (THATSAFRICKING C:LARINET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE) 00:14:31.500 --> 00:14:34.000 he thought squidward played the cello 00:14:35.300 --> 00:14:41.850 Squidward played the CLARINET you're a musician, okay hope you guys enjoyed this 00:14:41.850 --> 00:14:47.310 genius ra- why I keep calling it rap genius? it's clearly not what it is. Viner genius 00:14:47.310 --> 00:14:50.670 that's right that's the thing apparently if you guys enjoyed smash like if you did 00:14:50.670 --> 00:14:55.860 I would really appreciate it get some merch everybody it's now on 15% 00:14:55.860 --> 00:15:00.540 sale that's right so if you ever want to buy merch me like I don't know 00:15:00.540 --> 00:15:06.500 maybe I don't have - Now's the time baby get that merch fam get it go get it guys 00:15:06.500 --> 00:15:10.830 you can get this subscribe to Pewdiepie merch or maybe the 70 million club merch 00:15:10.830 --> 00:15:15.800 or maybe the suka blyat merch, oh wait we don't have that, or maybe the pew news merch 00:15:15.800 --> 00:15:19.470 I don't know ton of options check it out I also want 00:15:19.470 --> 00:15:26.000 to give a quick shout out to my man CJ Plays okay this guy makes incredible videos 00:15:27.300 --> 00:15:29.000 where's my head? 00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:36.000 now I reviewed one of his videos before apparently he's been a little 00:15:36.030 --> 00:15:40.620 scared of making more videos so I just wanted to hope that CJ gets encouraged 00:15:40.620 --> 00:15:45.770 to make more videos I genuinely think if they bring a lot of joy to people so 00:15:45.770 --> 00:15:50.280 shout out to my man CJ and I hope he keeps uploading that's it for me for now 00:15:50.280 --> 00:15:52.500 see you guys next time bye bye 00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:54.000 lil asmr 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:56.000 you want pyramids we got them 00:15:56.010 --> 00:16:02.430 oh you're into castles huh we got you covered baby you want some pets easy 00:16:02.430 --> 00:16:08.000 we got it all, this game is still relevant goddammit 00:16:08.500 --> 00:16:10.500 what if I want an n-word pass?