WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.099 --> 00:00:03.299 Good morning, everyone. How's it going, bros? 00:00:03.300 --> 00:00:10.050 I am in Japan, and today is vlog day. Smash like for vlog day if you're excited. 00:00:10.180 --> 00:00:12.440 Today we're going to Kamakura, 00:00:12.580 --> 00:00:18.480 which I've been to once before. We're gonna recreate the vlog step by step starting now 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:24.540 *music* 00:00:24.740 --> 00:00:27.600 So for those of you who don't know, 00:00:27.609 --> 00:00:32.488 Kamakura is about an hour away from Tokyo. South. It's like a beach town 00:00:32.488 --> 00:00:37.500 I would say. We're not actually recreating the vlog. Goddamn it's windy. We're just exploring 00:00:38.260 --> 00:00:43.960 what we haven't done before like making strawberries and the bamboo forest, which I really want to see. 00:00:56.360 --> 00:00:57.700 The 00:00:57.719 --> 00:00:59.838 strawberry place is closed, but we have ice cream. 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:06.240 So, cheers. There's that. It's like matcha green tea flavor. 00:01:07.620 --> 00:01:09.620 *disgusted noise* 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.260 I don't know if I like it. 00:01:12.260 --> 00:01:15.480 We're about to go to the same bike rental. 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:28.120 We're about halfway there. So far we haven't died. I forgot how pretty Kamakura is. It's so *unintelligible* like. 00:01:29.600 --> 00:01:31.640 It's pretty, okay. It's pretty. 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:36.560 We got giant fishies, yo. Oh, I totally missed the zoomin. There you are! Found you. 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:37.720 Marzia: I didn't even see it! 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:39.200 Felix: Yeah. See em'? Marzia: No. 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.540 Felix: *as the fish* Aww, you didn't see me Marzia? *unintelligible* 00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:44.600 We made it to the bamboo forest. 00:01:45.260 --> 00:01:51.520 Surprisingly lack of bamboo. Is this not the bamboo forest? Wow. Whoa. 00:01:51.520 --> 00:01:55.400 I'm starting to think this is not the bamboo forest, and it's just a forest. 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:57.640 She only understands this. *hand gestures in Italian* 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.640 Pasta over there. 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:03.640 Wow 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:05.900 So pretty 00:02:05.900 --> 00:02:07.900 Look at this tree! 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:11.660 I'm feeling nihongo (Japanese language) as **** right now. Nihon (Japan), I mean. 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:15.160 Of course, nihongo means language. I knew that. (Of course you did, Felix) 00:02:15.980 --> 00:02:17.980 Edit that out, Marzia. 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:21.200 *heavy breathing* Please. *gasps* That's a little guy with a hat down there. 00:02:22.220 --> 00:02:24.960 I'm so glad I'm sharing this moment with Marzia. 00:02:26.340 --> 00:02:27.720 Who's not here... 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:32.260 So they're not in full bloom, but it's getting there. 00:02:32.260 --> 00:02:34.000 This is a real Japanese moment, guys. 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:40.240 This was worth the trip. Just this tree. What a forest of bamboo. There's so many of them 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:45.720 Very nice. 00:02:45.720 --> 00:02:47.620 That is so cute. 00:02:47.620 --> 00:02:49.620 Why does he have a *unintelligible* (probably Swedish)? 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:51.560 Okay, this is the real deal. Whoa! 00:02:52.760 --> 00:02:54.760 Holy 00:02:54.920 --> 00:02:56.920 Damn 00:02:56.930 --> 00:02:58.930 That's some bamboo boy. Whoa! 00:03:00.020 --> 00:03:07.089 Amazing. I like them big. I like them chunky. Good joke, Felix. Thank you. Please don't copyright. 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:09.780 Whoa, something just fell. 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:11.780 Whew 00:03:13.100 --> 00:03:19.460 A lot of people don't know this, but if you knock on a really big bamboo, special sound will come out. 00:03:21.900 --> 00:03:22.440 *knock* 00:03:22.940 --> 00:03:24.100 You hear that? 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:26.940 *sound of Logan Paul saying "Yup!" from suicide forest video* 00:03:29.420 --> 00:03:31.190 Amazing 00:03:31.190 --> 00:03:33.760 What a day -- what a time to be alive 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:37.980 What a time to be a youtuber, everyone. 00:03:37.980 --> 00:03:40.680 We decided we're gonna go to the center and check out 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:44.620 *unintelligible* Did you just *bike bell noises*? 00:03:44.620 --> 00:03:46.800 I remember buying honey in Kamakura. 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:51.420 That was so good. The goal is to find it again. Do you remember that Marzia? 00:03:52.600 --> 00:03:55.120 Marzia said yes, in case anyone's asking. 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:57.880 This vlog will not get any more interesting in this 00:03:58.720 --> 00:04:00.520 Just letting you guys know *chuckles* 00:04:00.530 --> 00:04:02.559 We're going to get honey, guys 00:04:06.110 --> 00:04:08.110 Minion flavor 00:04:10.040 --> 00:04:12.080 What does a minion taste like? 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:13.420 What are you doing? 00:04:15.860 --> 00:04:18.320 Oh my god. We found another one. 00:04:18.840 --> 00:04:19.800 Look at this. 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:23.320 So it's basically flavored honey. 00:04:24.580 --> 00:04:25.660 *big yum noises* 00:04:26.520 --> 00:04:27.060 *small dink* 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:35.520 Mmmm! That's so good! You never think [of] drinking honey, but it's so good. 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:37.820 Goin' in raw 00:04:39.100 --> 00:04:40.820 *more yum noises* 00:04:41.780 --> 00:04:43.780 Oishi (delicious). (Felix flexin his nihongo knowledge) 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:47.980 Mmm, it's really good, but not as good as G Fuel... (use code pewdiepie) 00:04:48.320 --> 00:04:51.500 Nice and cozy. (We're on?) the subway. 00:04:51.880 --> 00:04:53.580 We're almost back home. 00:04:56.900 --> 00:04:58.480 I don't know why I'm filming this. 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:00.780 We made it back everyone! Hello! 00:05:01.580 --> 00:05:02.660 Hello. 00:05:02.670 --> 00:05:06.470 Hope you enjoyed this very fun day. Very nice. 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:11.940 Not the most eventful. Shame about the strawberries or should I say ichigo (strawberries in Japanese)? 00:05:12.520 --> 00:05:13.320 (Picking?) 00:05:13.580 --> 00:05:20.120 For those who are wondering. *clears throat* This is how my setup looks like while I'm here. 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:24.580 Thank you Origin PC! The laptop, actually, it very handy *laughs* 00:05:24.810 --> 00:05:30.019 I literally did a sponsor with them and they were like, "If you bring your setup anywhere, 00:05:30.300 --> 00:05:33.540 it's very good," and it is. Thank you. 00:05:33.540 --> 00:05:38.570 I love how I can just bring this set up anywhere and just record. It's so cool. I'm very -- I'm very happy 00:05:38.570 --> 00:05:45.580 I honestly can't believe this is happening. People are making fun of me for my height. Can you believe this? 00:05:45.780 --> 00:05:48.820 Can you believe people doing this? I'm 180 00:05:49.700 --> 00:05:53.220 Also Felix wearing shoes. You're making fun of my shoes!? 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:58.740 I am so tall, and I'm not insecure by my height, and I'm gonna prove once and for all 00:05:59.220 --> 00:06:01.699 If I'm not a 180 then how come -- 00:06:02.460 --> 00:06:04.460 How come it says on my passport? 00:06:05.010 --> 00:06:07.010 180 huh? Can you see that? 00:06:08.970 --> 00:06:10.970 Point proven, incels 00:06:11.540 --> 00:06:16.800 Try again you manlets. 180 is peak height by the way. Right, Marzia? 00:06:16.820 --> 00:06:18.060 *Marzia noise* 00:06:18.060 --> 00:06:19.620 She says yes. 00:06:19.620 --> 00:06:24.859 Anything above 180 and you look like you have something to prove, but you don't 00:06:25.100 --> 00:06:33.160 Anything less you look like a tiny little frog, okay? 180 guys if you're 180, let me know in the comments 00:06:33.540 --> 00:06:38.660 because we need to stand together against this abuse that I will not stand for anymore, 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:44.980 which I can't cuz I don't have legs. How is this meme still going up. It's time to end this vlog, and uhh.. 00:06:44.980 --> 00:06:48.640 See you guys on the flip side. That's my outro ghost 00:06:49.260 --> 00:06:51.260 flip-flopping 00:06:51.260 --> 00:06:53.260 Flippity-flop next time 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:57.000 *boop* 00:06:58.220 --> 00:07:01.740 Darkness then redness then whiteness. 00:07:01.740 --> 00:07:03.740 Dooone and boop! 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:19.620 Hey, how about that! This boring vlog isn't over - Marzia's been editing it and we review the footage and we're like... 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:23.480 Nothing really happened. I also realized how 00:07:24.080 --> 00:07:29.680 monotone I was like in my vlog and prior to my videos. This is how I actually am as a person, guys. 00:07:29.690 --> 00:07:35.959 Hope you enjoy it. We're doing it, guys. We're doing the famous crossing, and we have to hurry up or anything 00:07:39.780 --> 00:07:40.880 So cool. 00:07:41.320 --> 00:07:45.940 All right we're going in here. Oh Jesus, why do they have fish over there? Oh my god [it's] the Eels 00:07:49.140 --> 00:07:50.980 That's amazing. 00:07:50.980 --> 00:07:52.120 What? 00:07:55.080 --> 00:07:57.080 What is this shot? 00:07:59.370 --> 00:08:04.160 Jesus Christ, Japan, what is wrong with you? Oh my god 00:08:05.220 --> 00:08:08.690 Attack on Titan laundry detergent. Seriously? 00:08:10.220 --> 00:08:12.860 Wow it looks... just like Hachiko... *laughs* 00:08:15.140 --> 00:08:18.960 Very a-- Whoa, Jesus! Oh my god. What has happened? 00:08:19.760 --> 00:08:21.960 That was bad it's fine. 00:08:21.960 --> 00:08:23.740 This shop is uh.. 00:08:23.740 --> 00:08:25.100 interesting *laughs* 00:08:25.540 --> 00:08:26.960 Very nice 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:30.000 This shop has so many cool 00:08:32.329 --> 00:08:34.329 figures, but they're so expensive *laughs* 00:08:35.570 --> 00:08:37.869 Hey, it's boob man. You know him 00:08:38.750 --> 00:08:40.750 It's a shark 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.060 that is also a 00:08:43.060 --> 00:08:44.800 transformer 00:08:44.810 --> 00:08:46.519 amazing 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:48.519 vintage devil man 00:08:49.070 --> 00:08:55.269 Pretty cool. Hey, I'm a blue-eyes white dragon, while you just dark magician. No wait, there it is 00:08:57.410 --> 00:08:58.180 Nailed it 00:08:58.180 --> 00:09:02.680 I think this is one of the cards they censor in the West. This one 00:09:02.959 --> 00:09:09.789 because it has boobs. Can't have that in the West. That's honestly dope. I'm kind of tempted to buy that. What is this? 00:09:12.820 --> 00:09:14.820 Together maybe 00:09:16.640 --> 00:09:18.220 (hot) 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:32.440 This is T-series 00:09:47.730 --> 00:09:49.730 We're here at Meguro River 00:09:50.220 --> 00:09:55.879 They got the lanterns lit, and there's supposed to be cherry blossom. I have an Android. It's really good camera 00:09:57.750 --> 00:10:00.200 Yeah, because it's an Android it's really good camera 00:10:00.940 --> 00:10:05.900 Androids have -- Androids have the best camera. I'm really glad we came at night because you can really see everything 00:10:08.580 --> 00:10:33.000 *music* 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.800 Nighttime sakura everyone. Sugoi desu, ne? (Amazing, isn't it?) 00:10:38.460 --> 00:10:39.580 Whoa 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:41.300 They're everywhere 00:10:41.540 --> 00:10:42.880 Hope this 00:10:42.899 --> 00:10:45.948 extra bonus part of the vlog made up for it. 00:10:45.980 --> 00:10:50.780 Very exciting launch. Changing the game instead of making them super fun and exi-- 00:10:50.780 --> 00:10:52.780 Oh my god. What is that? 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:55.200 *Marzia laughs* What the h***? 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:57.540 Hope you guys enjoyed this vlog. Hope you guys c-- 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:01.580 enjoyed coming along. How do I vlog it completely forgot how you do it. 00:11:01.580 --> 00:11:02.900 Smash like, 00:11:02.900 --> 00:11:08.600 Subscribe. We can still be t-series or something like that. Goodbye, sayonara. Bye. Bye.