WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:01.580 You think this is funny?! 00:00:03.900 --> 00:00:05.740 You think this is funny, huh? 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:10.320 Okay, I see how it is. 00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:14.100 I'm not the Kazoo Kid, 00:00:14.100 --> 00:00:15.060 damn it... 00:00:21.400 --> 00:00:21.920 Kazoo Kid: Hi 00:00:25.880 --> 00:00:27.000 Waaait a minute... 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:29.420 How does he act SO good. 00:00:29.420 --> 00:00:31.100 He is a-... He's bet-... he's... 00:00:31.420 --> 00:00:33.280 He's a better actor than I could ever dream 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:33.780 of being. 00:00:34.460 --> 00:00:36.480 Kazoo kid: Who are you??? 00:00:36.480 --> 00:00:37.920 [Pewds confused] Oh my God. 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:40.480 [Thinking of something] 00:00:40.480 --> 00:00:42.340 I am talking to myself in the past... O_O 00:00:42.440 --> 00:00:43.500 It's me! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:45.960 I mean, it's you! 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:48.000 Kazoo Kid: I'll tell you a secret. 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.520 Sometimes I get a little... 00:00:51.800 --> 00:00:52.840 [Pewds and boy]: Quiet! 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:53.860 Oh my God! *POODCEPTION* 00:00:53.860 --> 00:00:55.140 Oh My God! 00:00:55.140 --> 00:00:56.700 We already are... 00:00:57.460 --> 00:01:00.600 [Pewds plays the song] 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:03.680 ~Let's all play together~ 00:01:04.100 --> 00:01:07.100 ~Together, let's play along~ 00:01:07.820 --> 00:01:10.680 Kaaaaaaazzooooo ! 00:01:11.880 --> 00:01:18.060 [Kids playing kazoos] [Pewds joins in] 00:01:18.060 --> 00:01:19.340 I don't care anymore... 00:01:19.340 --> 00:01:20.240 Okay-- just 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:21.760 know that that's not me. 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:22.260 Okay? 00:01:22.260 --> 00:01:23.520 That's not what we're doing here today. 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:25.000 Today we're gonna check out a game 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.280 called "Google.exe" 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:27.880 And I thought, 00:01:27.880 --> 00:01:30.240 "Hey, it's been a weird year for YouTube 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.220 So why don't we check this out?" 00:01:32.220 --> 00:01:34.380 Wow, that looks just like the site. 00:01:34.380 --> 00:01:36.300 Now if you're not familiar with .exe game 00:01:36.300 --> 00:01:38.720 Do you-BOY-do you have a lot of fun in front of you 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:40.340 'Cuz this is.. hold- 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:40.940 [Pinched] hold- 00:01:40.940 --> 00:01:42.400 hold your... fuck you. Alright. 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:43.980 Let's Google Pewdiepie. 00:01:45.980 --> 00:01:46.480 Enter. 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:47.700 "Sorry it's not found" 00:01:47.700 --> 00:01:48.200 Okay. 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:49.240 Well that's a fuckin' lie, 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:50.120 you failed there. 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:50.620 [Bing] 00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:51.660 "Google update" 00:01:51.660 --> 00:01:53.660 "Welcome to Google Nightmare page" >:) 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:55.440 Ohhhh 00:01:55.440 --> 00:01:56.120 God 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:58.120 What is it gonna take me? 00:01:58.120 --> 00:01:59.640 [Omega Flowey] 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:00.660 Ohh no... 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:05.600 Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo... 00:02:06.220 --> 00:02:08.220 Ohhhhhh... 00:02:10.060 --> 00:02:11.160 I can just... 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:13.920 I can just move it out of frame and... 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:16.680 Open the mixer 00:02:17.140 --> 00:02:18.280 And then mute it-- 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:19.240 Ohhhh no 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:21.240 That's such an inconvenience. (─A─) 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:22.900 [beat] Shouldn't have done that. 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:26.600 This... is- this is what happens every time I upload a video by YouTube. 00:02:26.660 --> 00:02:27.240 Wait a minute, 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:28.080 What is this? 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:29.540 [Volume Clipping] [Man]: They've been unsubscribed from 00:02:29.540 --> 00:02:31.660 channels that they've been previously subscribed to. 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:32.740 What's up with that? 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:36.460 [Woman]: We've heard these reports and we take those feedback SO seriously. 00:02:36.820 --> 00:02:37.400 [Laughing] Pfff.... HA! 00:02:40.460 --> 00:02:41.460 What just happened? 00:02:41.460 --> 00:02:44.160 [Woman]: YouTube doesn't unsubscribe people from channels. 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:47.140 Subscribing is a core part of the YouTube experience 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:50.500 and that's really the mission of our whole team 00:02:50.500 --> 00:02:52.240 is to make that experience better. 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.780 We've actually looked at over a hundred individual cases. 00:02:55.180 --> 00:02:57.260 I see what you're saying but that's just a lie, 00:02:57.260 --> 00:02:58.140 isn't it? 00:02:58.140 --> 00:02:58.900 You want pe- 00:02:58.900 --> 00:02:59.660 more people to... 00:02:59.660 --> 00:03:00.640 You want people to watch... 00:03:01.140 --> 00:03:02.300 Stay on Youtube, 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:03.360 you want people to 00:03:03.500 --> 00:03:04.800 watch more videos 00:03:05.600 --> 00:03:06.680 so you can get more ads. 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:09.320 That has nothing to do with subscriber feature. 00:03:09.320 --> 00:03:11.320 I know YouTube couldn't care less. 00:03:11.980 --> 00:03:15.900 And so far, we haven't been able to find any underlying glitch. 00:03:21.480 --> 00:03:22.640 You're calling us liars. 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:29.920 [Laughing] "Tmartn's apology video is more believable"... 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.600 Ha ha ha ha... ha ha... 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:34.600 [Unstoppable laugh] 00:03:35.440 --> 00:03:37.440 Although, I do wanna say, I think it's great. 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:39.060 I appreciate this video. 00:03:39.540 --> 00:03:41.540 I really think it's great that they- they made it. 00:03:41.880 --> 00:03:43.520 I know- I hope they don't get discouraged 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:44.120 by this. 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:44.640 Okay 00:03:44.640 --> 00:03:45.140 How about 00:03:45.140 --> 00:03:46.520 "I'm Feeling Lucky" 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:47.640 "Good For You :)" 00:03:47.640 --> 00:03:48.920 How 'bout we go to YouTube. 00:03:49.620 --> 00:03:50.980 "This video's not working" 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:51.740 Wait a minute... 00:03:51.740 --> 00:03:52.580 [Upbeat music] 00:03:52.580 --> 00:03:53.080 No! 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:54.460 No! 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:55.740 NO! 00:03:57.100 --> 00:03:58.140 Not this shit again! 00:03:58.600 --> 00:03:59.660 Please, I can't-- 00:03:59.660 --> 00:04:00.700 Oh, not the sound! 00:04:01.380 --> 00:04:02.980 Anything but the sound! 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:05.080 [Screaming] Ahhhhhh!! 00:04:11.600 --> 00:04:12.200 [Dun dun] 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:15.040 This game is really a true horror game. 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:16.640 Let's try that again. 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.540 Okay so I know 00:04:18.540 --> 00:04:20.440 I'm not one of those perfect vegans, 00:04:20.440 --> 00:04:21.000 I... 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:22.520 [Pewds' screaming again] AAAHHHHHH! 00:04:23.180 --> 00:04:23.880 What happened now? 00:04:26.340 --> 00:04:26.880 Oh great... 00:04:28.520 --> 00:04:29.460 This is the best game. 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:36.500 Who the fuck are all those people? 00:04:43.420 --> 00:04:44.840 Is it really tho? 00:04:55.400 --> 00:04:57.880 ~This song is made for you~ 00:04:57.880 --> 00:05:00.240 [Horribly off-key] ~Made for you~ 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:02.440 Okay. 00:05:02.440 --> 00:05:03.060 Wait, what is this? 00:05:04.020 --> 00:05:05.800 Re- YouTube Rewind? 00:05:10.740 --> 00:05:11.240 Who's that? 00:05:11.320 --> 00:05:11.820 Who's that? 00:05:16.880 --> 00:05:17.700 I know those guys [Dan and Phil] 00:05:23.840 --> 00:05:24.420 Who is that? 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:25.400 Who's that? 00:05:25.520 --> 00:05:26.180 Who's that? 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:27.120 That's Tom [TomSka] 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:27.880 I don't know... 00:05:29.540 --> 00:05:30.200 Who's that? 00:05:30.280 --> 00:05:30.920 Who is that? 00:05:34.080 --> 00:05:34.740 Who is that??? 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:39.480 Who is that? 00:05:39.520 --> 00:05:40.080 Who is that? 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:40.760 Who is that? 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:41.300 Who is that? 00:05:41.820 --> 00:05:42.480 Who is that? 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:43.580 Who is that? 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:44.580 Who is that? 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:49.140 Who's that, who is that, who is that, who is that 00:05:49.140 --> 00:05:50.340 Oh that's Casey [Neistat] 00:05:54.320 --> 00:05:57.200 I mean, I hate to keep ripping into Lilly Singh [IISuperwomanII] 00:05:58.040 --> 00:06:00.120 but am I the only one that sees what... 00:06:00.200 --> 00:06:01.000 Sees them... 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:01.000 Sees them... 00:06:02.260 --> 00:06:02.840 See something else. 00:06:03.060 --> 00:06:03.560 Okay? 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:04.060 I don't... 00:06:04.060 --> 00:06:05.020 [Laughing] 00:06:05.200 --> 00:06:07.740 Did no one during the production just stop and say like, "Hey, 00:06:08.060 --> 00:06:09.380 maybe it'd be weird for a, 00:06:09.380 --> 00:06:11.380 a flood to come underneath her skirt?" 00:06:11.660 --> 00:06:12.200 Hmmm?? 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:13.500 Ehmmmm? Just me? 00:06:14.280 --> 00:06:17.000 Maybe that's a-that's a weird thing to do! 00:06:17.940 --> 00:06:18.660 I don't know. 00:06:18.660 --> 00:06:20.100 Okay [Laughing] 00:06:20.400 --> 00:06:22.480 I think this year seriously lacked, um 00:06:23.100 --> 00:06:23.740 Jimmy Fallon. 00:06:23.740 --> 00:06:25.740 Ehh.. It needs more Jimmy Fallon. 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:27.740 All we had to do was type "google.exe" 00:06:28.180 --> 00:06:28.820 Let's try that. 00:06:31.460 --> 00:06:32.480 Oh My God. 00:06:32.660 --> 00:06:34.760 We found the end of the website. 00:06:35.080 --> 00:06:36.360 Google.. Okay. 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:37.180 "Do not click 00:06:38.200 --> 00:06:38.960 Or else." 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:43.020 "You shouldn't have done that" 00:06:43.940 --> 00:06:44.580 Oh my God. 00:06:45.420 --> 00:06:46.480 I am freakin' out. 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:48.640 I am so scared. 00:06:48.760 --> 00:06:50.200 This is the worst video 00:06:50.200 --> 00:06:51.140 of all fuckin' time. 00:06:51.140 --> 00:06:55.320 I want more Lazy Town and I want more Bee Movie memes suggested to me. 00:06:55.320 --> 00:06:55.820 Oh wait, 00:06:55.820 --> 00:06:56.420 here they are. 00:06:56.420 --> 00:06:57.020 I love it. 00:06:57.180 --> 00:06:59.120 [Video]: Are you uh- a real villain? 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:00.720 This 'villain' is mine. 00:07:01.700 --> 00:07:02.200 Hilarious. 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.200 That is absolutely hilarious. 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:09.000 YouTube Rewind but every time it's cringy [Maxmoefoe Vomits] 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:15.600 Maxmoefoe: Ah! Fuck my life! 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:20.680 I wonder if my part was cringy. 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:22.680 A lot of people said my part was cringy. 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:24.520 Please Max, do not cringe at me. 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.740 Has anyone thrown up on YouTube more than Max? 00:07:32.780 --> 00:07:33.320 Jesus. 00:07:37.440 --> 00:07:38.080 No cringe. 00:07:38.440 --> 00:07:39.220 No cringe. 00:07:40.140 --> 00:07:41.100 Help me! 00:07:41.200 --> 00:07:44.440 [Laughing] 00:07:45.100 --> 00:07:46.343 It's funny 'cuz it's true. 00:07:46.620 --> 00:07:48.040 [Laughing] 00:07:48.620 --> 00:07:49.900 [Video]: I am so fuckin' tired... 00:07:49.900 --> 00:07:50.980 Look at this face! 00:07:50.980 --> 00:07:52.580 Look how sad he is! 00:07:53.660 --> 00:07:55.660 We're back on square one, YouTube. 00:07:55.660 --> 00:07:56.520 Bravo [Claps] 00:07:57.120 --> 00:07:57.800 Bravo [Still more clapping] 00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:58.800 Ya did it! 00:07:58.880 --> 00:08:00.320 Is this how it's gonna be now? 00:08:00.440 --> 00:08:01.500 I'll just have to make a video 00:08:01.500 --> 00:08:03.220 every time there's a problem 00:08:03.220 --> 00:08:04.740 'cuz otherwise no one gives a shit. 00:08:05.500 --> 00:08:06.000 Yeah. 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:07.640 No one cares anyway, Felix. 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:08.440 Don't worry about it. 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:09.060 Well, 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:09.700 you know? 00:08:09.700 --> 00:08:12.200 Maybe this hasn't been the best year of all years 00:08:12.200 --> 00:08:13.140 but I think... 00:08:13.140 --> 00:08:17.320 I think sometimes you gotta take a few steps back to go forward. 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:18.440 And we-... 00:08:19.520 --> 00:08:21.060 Probably took more than a few. 00:08:21.140 --> 00:08:22.440 [Laughing] 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:25.920 But it means we got all this clear ground to go forward. 00:08:26.140 --> 00:08:30.940 I feel confident that 2017 is gonna be a much better year for YouTube. 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:31.840 Hey, go back 00:08:32.280 --> 00:08:34.200 28-20.. Let's go back to... 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:34.700 Let's... 00:08:34.700 --> 00:08:37.440 [Song] ~Let's all play together~ 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:41.540 Next year I'll react to this video and we'll see if- if things have improved. 00:08:41.540 --> 00:08:44.460 I hope so and I feel confident that it will. 00:08:44.780 --> 00:08:46.500 I- from what I can tell YouTube seems 00:08:46.500 --> 00:08:48.760 more responsive, they wanna make a change... 00:08:49.300 --> 00:08:51.200 It's kind of like they just don't know how yet 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:54.180 but I think they will figure it out and I have good faith that they will. 00:08:54.820 --> 00:08:58.420 So I hope all this uh.... You know... This is all just for fun, okay? 00:08:58.420 --> 00:09:02.060 YouTube, please do not delete my channel... I... that was a joke, 00:09:02.060 --> 00:09:04.060 I don't want it actually deleted. Thank you. 00:09:04.060 --> 00:09:07.020 It's easy to get over-dramatic when it comes to YouTube 00:09:07.020 --> 00:09:09.980 'Cuz everything.. uh.. so many people use it 00:09:09.980 --> 00:09:12.300 And we all love it and we all care about it. 00:09:12.300 --> 00:09:15.640 I think I used to keep so many of my frustrations in 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:17.840 And not.. and-- and trying... 00:09:19.060 --> 00:09:21.580 Trying to just look past it and just move forward. 00:09:21.900 --> 00:09:23.180 I'm not down with that anymore. 00:09:23.180 --> 00:09:25.180 Clearly I'm not, and... 00:09:25.180 --> 00:09:26.460 I think that's why 00:09:26.460 --> 00:09:29.140 there's been so much of me just ranting about it this year. 00:09:29.460 --> 00:09:31.360 I wanna see change, I wanna... 00:09:31.620 --> 00:09:32.700 I want it to be better 00:09:32.700 --> 00:09:35.500 I care about YouTube and I care about what happens. 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:39.140 I think talking about it is the best way to make it happen. 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:44.080 It looks like they finally fixed the comment thing, for example. I don't see myself 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:46.180 in there anymore like the fake comments. 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.080 [Video]: You could have one name per person. 00:09:48.300 --> 00:09:50.140 There could not be two PewDiePies, 00:09:50.140 --> 00:09:51.020 only one. [That's you, Poods] 00:09:51.020 --> 00:09:54.200 Who thought it was a good idea to let that be a thing? 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:56.000 It seems like they finally figured it out 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:59.240 and they.. you know. I.. I take that as a.. a great thing. 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:02.940 I see that as a great win for... for us creators. 00:10:02.940 --> 00:10:05.840 And I appreciate that YouTube made a change for that, and I hope 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:07.420 that they will respond to... 00:10:08.460 --> 00:10:09.100 whatever's left. 00:10:09.900 --> 00:10:11.040 Which is-- it seems to be a lot. 00:10:11.040 --> 00:10:13.040 [Laughing] 00:10:14.040 --> 00:10:14.540 Here's 00:10:16.660 --> 00:10:18.660 Here's to a... can we add a glass... 00:10:19.100 --> 00:10:20.200 a fancy glass... 00:10:20.280 --> 00:10:21.600 How 'bout some whiskey... hey 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:24.840 Here's to- for a better... 00:10:25.920 --> 00:10:27.920 Youtube 2017 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:32.400 [Song] Why can't we be friends? 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:35.400 Alright, if you enjoyed that video check out this one. 00:10:35.400 --> 00:10:37.320 This is a really great one. 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:39.220 I think you're gonna love this one. 00:10:39.460 --> 00:10:40.500 It's the best one. 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:41.800 I love it. 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:43.400 Why don't you click on it? 00:10:43.760 --> 00:10:44.700 See what happens... 00:10:45.460 --> 00:10:49.220 Oh.. maybe it turns blue, it turns blue if you click on it. 00:10:49.860 --> 00:10:50.780 What?!