WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.200 You think this is funny? 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:04.080 *CHURCH BELLS* 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:05.380 You think this is funny, huh? 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:08.020 *BELLS AGAIN* 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:09.100 Okay! 00:00:09.280 --> 00:00:10.440 I see how it is. 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:12.580 *MORE BELLS* 00:00:12.580 --> 00:00:14.740 I'm not the Kazoo Kid! Damn it! ;( 00:00:14.740 --> 00:00:16.900 *Sad Song* 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:22.520 Kazoo Kid : Hi! 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:27.200 Kazoo Kid : Wait a minute.. 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:29.760 How does he act so good?! 00:00:29.820 --> 00:00:34.220 He's a-he's be- He's a better actor than I could ever dream of being! 00:00:34.220 --> 00:00:36.160 Kazoo Kid : Who ARE you? 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:37.880 Oh my god... 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:40.060 *suspenseful music* 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:42.680 I am talking to myself in the past... 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:43.580 It's me.. 00:00:44.480 --> 00:00:46.000 I mean it's You.. 00:00:46.360 --> 00:00:47.840 Kazoo Kid : I'll tell you a Secret. 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:50.320 Kazoo Kid : Sometimes I get a little... 00:00:52.060 --> 00:00:53.240 Pewds and Kazoo Kid : Quiet.. 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.200 Oh my God! 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:55.300 OH MY GOD 00:00:55.300 --> 00:00:57.340 We already are... 00:00:57.340 --> 00:00:59.260 *Pewds plays flute* 00:00:59.260 --> 00:01:00.800 *Pewds Plays flute* 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:03.660 Song : Let's all play together! 00:01:04.240 --> 00:01:07.740 Song : Together, let's play along! 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:10.720 Kaaaaaa-zoooo!! 00:01:10.720 --> 00:01:12.060 *Kids playing a Kazoo* 00:01:12.060 --> 00:01:15.440 *Pewds joins in* 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:18.240 *RIP HEADPHONE USERS* 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:19.560 I don't care anymore, okay? 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:21.720 Just know that that's not me! 00:01:21.720 --> 00:01:22.220 Okay? 00:01:22.220 --> 00:01:23.660 That's not what we're doing here today! 00:01:23.660 --> 00:01:27.060 Today we're going to check out a game called : Google.EXE 00:01:27.060 --> 00:01:30.480 And I thought : "Hey, it's been a weird year for YouTube, 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:32.000 so why don't we check this out?" 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.260 Wow that looks JUST like the site! 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:36.380 Now if you're not familiar with .EXE games 00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:39.040 Do you-BOII do you have a lot of fun in front of you 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:39.680 Cuz this is- 00:01:39.860 --> 00:01:42.200 Hold-hold-hold your, fuck you 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.560 Alright, let's google PewDiePie 00:01:45.860 --> 00:01:46.500 Enter 00:01:46.500 --> 00:01:47.900 "Sorry it's not found" 00:01:47.900 --> 00:01:50.500 Okay well that's a fucking lie, you fail there 00:01:50.540 --> 00:01:51.660 "Google update" 00:01:51.660 --> 00:01:53.780 "WELCOME TO GOOGLE NIGHTMARE PAGE" 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:56.360 Ohhhhh god 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:57.720 What is it gonna take me... 00:01:58.380 --> 00:02:01.580 *Creepy Music* Oh no... 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:05.720 Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo ;( 00:02:05.720 --> 00:02:09.960 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:11.240 I can just- 00:02:11.540 --> 00:02:14.500 I can just move it out of frame and... 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:16.920 Open the mixer... 00:02:16.920 --> 00:02:19.240 And then mute it- awhhhh nuu 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:21.640 That's such an inconvenience 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:23.140 Shouldn't have done that... 00:02:23.140 --> 00:02:26.660 This-is this what happens everytime I upload a video about YouTube? 00:02:26.660 --> 00:02:27.960 Wait a minute, what is this? 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:28.460 *EAR RAPE FOR HEADPHONE USERS* 00:02:28.460 --> 00:02:30.120 "...have been unsubscribed from channels that they've" 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:31.700 "been previously subcribed to" 00:02:31.700 --> 00:02:32.820 "What's up with that?" 00:02:32.820 --> 00:02:36.540 "We've heard those reports and we take this feedback SO seriously" ( Liars! ) 00:02:36.540 --> 00:02:37.680 PPFFFFFTTTT! Hah- 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:41.240 What just happened? 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:44.240 "YouTube doesn't unsubcribe people from channels" 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:47.420 "Subscribing is a core part of the YouTube experience" 00:02:47.420 --> 00:02:52.420 "And that's really the mission of our whole team, is to make that experience better" 00:02:52.420 --> 00:02:55.240 "We've actually looked at over 100 individual cases" 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:58.240 I see what you're saying but that's just a lie, isn't it? 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:02.440 You want pe-more people-le-you want people to watch- stay on YouTube 00:03:02.440 --> 00:03:04.860 You want people to watch more videos... 00:03:05.580 --> 00:03:07.020 So you can get more ads. 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:09.600 That has nothing to do with subscriber feature! 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:11.460 I know YouTube couldn't care less. 00:03:11.820 --> 00:03:16.200 "And so far we haven't been able to find any underlying glitch" 00:03:16.200 --> 00:03:18.200 (Pewds getting TRIGGERED) 00:03:18.200 --> 00:03:21.200 ( Thinking what should he say in the video) 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:22.640 "You're calling us liars..." 00:03:24.460 --> 00:03:29.760 *laughing* 'Tmartn's apology video is more believable than this" 00:03:30.060 --> 00:03:32.900 *Pewds laughs* 00:03:35.480 --> 00:03:37.720 Although I do wanna say I think it's great! 00:03:37.720 --> 00:03:39.300 I appreciate this video. 00:03:39.500 --> 00:03:41.980 I really think it's great that they made it. 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:44.280 I know- I hope they don't get discouraged by this. 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:46.220 Okay, how about "I'm feeling lucky"? 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:47.500 "Good for you :)" 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:48.940 How about we go to YouTube? 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:51.040 "This video's not working" 00:03:51.040 --> 00:03:51.700 Wait a minute... 00:03:51.700 --> 00:03:56.000 no... No... NO.... 00:03:56.940 --> 00:03:58.380 NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN 00:03:58.760 --> 00:03:59.820 PLEASE, I CAN'T- 00:03:59.820 --> 00:04:00.740 AGH NOT THE SOUND 00:04:01.020 --> 00:04:03.140 ANYTHING BUT THE SOUUUND 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.420 AGHHHHHHHHHH 00:04:06.540 --> 00:04:11.360 *Starts dancing* 00:04:11.600 --> 00:04:12.260 *Buzzer sound* 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:15.140 This game is really a true horror game.. 00:04:15.860 --> 00:04:16.900 Let's try that again! 00:04:16.900 --> 00:04:21.120 "Okay so I know I'm not one of those perfect vegans, I-" 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:22.420 AGHHHHH 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:24.020 What happened now? 00:04:26.300 --> 00:04:27.120 Oh great.. 00:04:28.300 --> 00:04:29.660 This is the best game. 00:04:34.860 --> 00:04:36.600 Who the fuck are all those people? 00:04:43.460 --> 00:04:45.300 Is it really though? 00:04:45.300 --> 00:04:45.800 *Some crappy music starts up* 00:04:55.340 --> 00:04:58.120 "This song, is made for you!" 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.560 "Made for Yooouuuu.." 00:05:01.420 --> 00:05:01.980 Okey .-. 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:03.360 Wait what is this? 00:05:04.020 --> 00:05:05.660 re- YouTube Rewind? 00:05:10.340 --> 00:05:11.940 Who's that? Who's that? 00:05:16.420 --> 00:05:18.020 I know those guys! ( Dan and Phill ) 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:26.420 Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? 00:05:26.420 --> 00:05:27.360 That's Tom 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:28.240 I dont know 00:05:29.420 --> 00:05:31.020 Who's that? Who's that? 00:05:34.060 --> 00:05:34.860 Who's that? 00:05:39.100 --> 00:05:41.400 Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? 00:05:41.700 --> 00:05:42.500 Who's that? 00:05:42.900 --> 00:05:43.680 Who's that? 00:05:43.960 --> 00:05:44.760 Who's that? 00:05:47.420 --> 00:05:49.080 Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? 00:05:49.080 --> 00:05:50.440 Oh! That's Casey!!! 00:05:50.440 --> 00:05:52.440 *Water Pours* 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:57.320 I mean I hate to keep ripping into Lilly Singh... 00:05:57.980 --> 00:06:01.320 But am I the only one that sees wha-sees the... 00:06:01.320 --> 00:06:02.260 Um.. 00:06:02.260 --> 00:06:03.080 Sees something else? 00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:04.340 Okay? I don't- 00:06:05.140 --> 00:06:07.480 Did no one during the production just stop and say, like: 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:11.480 "Hey, maybe it'd be weird for a flood to come underneath her skirt?" 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:13.540 Mmmm, hmmm just me?? 00:06:14.280 --> 00:06:17.160 Maybe that's a *laugh* that's a weird thing to do?! 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:18.800 I don't know! 00:06:18.880 --> 00:06:20.040 Okay? *laughter* 00:06:20.140 --> 00:06:24.080 I think this year's seriously lacked Jimmy Fallon 00:06:24.080 --> 00:06:25.760 It needs more Jimmy Fallon... 00:06:25.760 --> 00:06:28.260 All you had to do was type: Google.EXE 00:06:28.260 --> 00:06:29.220 Let's try that. 00:06:31.400 --> 00:06:32.740 Oh my god! 00:06:32.740 --> 00:06:35.160 We found the end of the website! 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:37.340 Google- Okay : "Do NOT Click!" 00:06:37.980 --> 00:06:39.000 "or else..." 00:06:40.500 --> 00:06:41.000 *clicks* 00:06:41.980 --> 00:06:43.120 "You shouldn't have done that...." 00:06:43.880 --> 00:06:44.860 Oh my god. 00:06:45.400 --> 00:06:46.540 I am freaking out. 00:06:47.780 --> 00:06:48.880 I am so scared *forgets he muted the sound* 00:06:48.880 --> 00:06:51.220 This is the worst video of all fucking time. 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:55.080 I want more Lazy Town and I want more Bee Movie memes suggested to me! 00:06:55.080 --> 00:06:57.240 Oh wait here they are, I love it! 00:06:57.260 --> 00:06:59.260 "Are you a real villain?" 00:06:59.260 --> 00:07:01.000 "This Villian is mine" 00:07:01.660 --> 00:07:02.300 Hilarious. 00:07:02.580 --> 00:07:05.400 That is absolutely hilarious. 00:07:06.440 --> 00:07:09.120 "YouTube Rewind but every time it's cringy..." 00:07:11.140 --> 00:07:13.380 *remix of vomiting* 00:07:13.900 --> 00:07:16.160 Max : Agghhh Fuck my Life! ;( 00:07:18.880 --> 00:07:20.720 I wonder if my part was cringy? 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:22.680 A lot of people said my part was cringy! 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:24.520 Please Max, do not cringe at me! 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.660 Has anyone thrown up on YouTube more than Max?? Jeeesus! 00:07:37.600 --> 00:07:39.180 No cringe, no cringe! 00:07:39.980 --> 00:07:41.200 "Help me!" 00:07:41.660 --> 00:07:44.840 *laughter* 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:46.100 It's funny cuz it's true 00:07:46.200 --> 00:07:48.480 *laughs* 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:49.980 "I'm so fucking tired" 00:07:49.980 --> 00:07:50.940 "Look at this FACE!" 00:07:51.020 --> 00:07:52.620 "Look how sad he is!" 00:07:53.500 --> 00:07:55.660 Past Pewds: "We're back on square one YouTube" 00:07:55.860 --> 00:07:56.680 Past Pewds: "Bravo" 00:07:57.020 --> 00:07:57.860 Past Pewds: "Bravo" 00:07:57.860 --> 00:07:58.660 Past Pewds: "You did it" 00:07:58.660 --> 00:08:00.260 "Is this how it's gonna be now?" 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:03.220 Past Pewds: "I'll just have to make a video every time there's a problem" 00:08:03.220 --> 00:08:04.880 Past Pewds: "'Cause otherwise no one gives a shit" 00:08:05.300 --> 00:08:07.640 Yea...No one cares anyway Felix. 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:08.600 Don't worry about it 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:12.480 Well, you know, maybe this hasn't been the best year of all years, 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:17.580 But I think, I think sometimes you gotta take a few steps back to go forward! 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:21.700 And we- probably took more than a few. *laughs* 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.040 But it means we got all this clear ground to go forward. 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:31.140 I feel confident that 2017 is gonna be a much better year for YouTube! 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:34.900 Hey, go back 28-20 let's go back t-let's 00:08:34.900 --> 00:08:37.620 Song : "Let's all play together!" 00:08:37.620 --> 00:08:39.780 Next year I'll react to this video! 00:08:39.780 --> 00:08:41.620 And we'll see if things have improved! 00:08:41.620 --> 00:08:44.320 I hope so, and I feel confident that it will.. 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.720 From what I can tell, YouTube seems more responsive, 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:48.720 They wanna make a change, 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.420 It's kinda like they just don't know how yet.. 00:08:51.420 --> 00:08:52.680 But I think they will figure it out! 00:08:52.680 --> 00:08:54.480 And I have good faith that they will. :3 00:08:54.700 --> 00:08:57.920 So I hope all this uh- you know this is all just for fun. 00:08:58.140 --> 00:08:58.640 Okay? 00:08:58.640 --> 00:09:00.800 YouTube, please do not delete my channel! ;( 00:09:00.800 --> 00:09:02.100 I-that was a joke! 00:09:02.100 --> 00:09:04.040 I don't wanna actually delete it, thank you! 00:09:04.040 --> 00:09:07.120 It's easy to get over-dramatic when it comes to YouTube. 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:10.060 'Cause everything, erm, so many people use it 00:09:10.060 --> 00:09:12.480 And we all love it and we all care about it 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:16.160 I think I used to keep so many of my frustrations in 00:09:18.780 --> 00:09:20.780 And try and just look past it 00:09:20.780 --> 00:09:21.820 And just move forward 00:09:21.820 --> 00:09:23.240 I'm not down with that anymore 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:24.500 Clearly I'm not 00:09:24.500 --> 00:09:29.540 And I think that's why there's been so much of me ranting about it this year 00:09:29.540 --> 00:09:32.980 I wanna see change, I want it to be better 00:09:32.980 --> 00:09:36.040 I care about YouTube and I care about what happens 00:09:36.040 --> 00:09:39.420 I think talking about it is the best way to make it happen 00:09:39.420 --> 00:09:42.780 It looks like they finally fixed the comment thing, for example 00:09:42.780 --> 00:09:46.620 I don't see myself in there anymore, like the fake comments! 00:09:46.620 --> 00:09:48.520 "You could have one name per person" 00:09:48.520 --> 00:09:50.080 "There could not be 2 PewDiePies" 00:09:50.100 --> 00:09:50.880 "Only one" 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:52.760 "Who thought it was a good idea..." 00:09:52.760 --> 00:09:54.360 "To let that be a thing?" 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.240 It seems like they finally figured it out 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:59.160 And I, you know, I take that as a great thing 00:09:59.160 --> 00:10:01.100 I see that as a great win 00:10:01.260 --> 00:10:03.220 For-for us creators 00:10:03.220 --> 00:10:04.980 and I appreciate that YouTube made a change for that 00:10:04.980 --> 00:10:09.420 And I hope that they will respond to... whatever is left 00:10:09.900 --> 00:10:11.340 Which seems to be a lot 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:14.460 Here's.. 00:10:16.700 --> 00:10:17.720 Here's to a... 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:18.600 Can we add a glass? 00:10:19.260 --> 00:10:20.220 A fancy glass? 00:10:20.220 --> 00:10:21.700 How about some whiskey? Hey... 00:10:23.160 --> 00:10:25.600 Here's to-for a better... 00:10:26.100 --> 00:10:28.060 ...YouTube 2017 00:10:30.260 --> 00:10:33.120 ♫WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?♫ 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.580 Alright if you enjoyed that video check out this one 00:10:35.580 --> 00:10:37.180 This is a really great one! 00:10:37.180 --> 00:10:39.200 I think you're gonna love this one. 00:10:39.420 --> 00:10:40.540 It's the best one! 00:10:40.980 --> 00:10:41.840 I love it. 00:10:42.160 --> 00:10:43.380 Why don't you click on it? 00:10:43.700 --> 00:10:44.820 See what happens! 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:47.300 Ohh maybe it turns blue? 00:10:47.300 --> 00:10:49.260 It turns blue if you click on it! 00:10:49.780 --> 00:10:50.820 What?!