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你認為這很有趣？

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你認為這很有趣嗎？

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OK

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來看看這是什麼

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我不是Kazoo kid

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該死

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"你好～"

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"等～等～"

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為什麼他演得這麼好？

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他比我夢想中想成為的演員更好

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"你～是～誰？"

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我的天⋯⋯

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我在和以前的自己說話

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是我

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我的意思是，是你

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"讓我告訴你一個秘密"

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"有時我會有一點⋯⋯"

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"安靜⋯⋯"

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我的天

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我的天

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我們己經是⋯⋯

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"讓我們一起起玩！"

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"讓我們都自己一個人玩吧！"

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"卡～素～"

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戴耳機的朋友～

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你們的耳膜，886～

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我不再介意了，OK？

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你只需知道那不是我

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OK？

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那不是我們今天要做的

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今天我們將要玩一個叫google.exe的遊戲

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然後我想，對youtube來說今年十分奇怪

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所以為什麼我們不看看這個遊戲呢？

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哇，它和真的頁面"一模一樣"

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如果你不熟悉．EXE遊戲

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你會覺得很有趣

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因為這是⋯⋯

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忍⋯⋯忍⋯⋯忍⋯⋯住你的，FK你.\/.

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算了，一起查 PewDiePie

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輸入

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"對不起，我們找不到"

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OK，你說謊，你失敗了

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"Google更新"

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歡迎到google惡夢頁面

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噢，神啊

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它要帶我到那裡

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噢，不

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噢噢噢噢，不～～

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噢～～～～～～～～

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我可以⋯⋯

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我可以把它拉走和⋯⋯

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打開混音器⋯⋯

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然後按靜音，哦～不～

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實在是太不方便了 =[

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我不應該這樣做的

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我每次用youtube上傳影片的時候，這都會發生嗎？

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等等，這是啥？

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"⋯⋯之前訂閱的頻道"

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"都會被取消訂閱"

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"這是怎麼回事？"

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"我們對這些回應的態度十分認真"

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哈哈

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剛才發生了甚麼？

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"YOUTUBE沒有取消他們的訂閱"

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"訂閱是看YOUTUBE的重要部分"

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"而令YouTube體驗更有趣是我們團隊的使命"

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"我們實際上看了100個案例"

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我知道你在說什麼，不過這是個謊言，不是嗎？

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你如果想更多人看YouTube，而且留在YouTube

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你如果想他們看更多影片⋯⋯

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你可以有更多廣告

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你就不應該亂弄訂閱功能的

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我知道YouTube應該關注這個問題

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"直至目前為止，我們找不到任何差錯=]"

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"你在說我們在說謊＝＝"

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"Tmartin 的道歉影片比這個更有說服力 "

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哈～～～

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哈哈～～～～～

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我想說我認為這很好

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我欣賞這條影片

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我真的認為他們拍這條影片很好

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我希望他們不會因此氣餒

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OK，那 "我覺得自己很幸運"如何？

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"為你高興 :)"

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那我們到YouTube會如何？

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"這條影片不能運作"

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等一等

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不⋯⋯不⋯⋯不⋯⋯

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不要再是這垃圾

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請求你，我不行～

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我不能聽到這音樂～

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所有東西都行，但這音樂不～～

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啊啊～～～～～～～～

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這遊戲是個恐怖遊戲

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讓我們再試試

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OK，我知道我不是一個完美的嚴格素食者，我⋯⋯

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啊～～

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現在發了甚麼事？

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噢，好

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這是個最好玩的遊戲

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這些人是誰？

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但這是真的嗎？

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"這首歌是為你而做的"

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"為你～～～～而做"

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OK⋯⋯

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等等，這是啥？

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YouTube回播？

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是誰？是誰？

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我認得他們

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是誰？是誰？是誰？

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他是TOM

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我不知道

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是誰？是誰？

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是誰？

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是誰？是誰？是誰？是誰？

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是誰？

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是誰？

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是誰？

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是誰？是誰？是誰？是誰？

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噢！她是 Cassey！

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我討厭一直攻擊莉莉

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但我是不是唯一看見⋯⋯看見⋯⋯

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看見一些東西？

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OK？我不⋯⋯

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難道真的沒有任何人在製作期間說：

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「嘿，令洪水從她裙底中出來會不會有點奇怪？」

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「UM⋯⋯只有我這樣想嗎？？」

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「可能這樣做有點奇怪⋯⋯」

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我不知道

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我認為這一年少了 Jimmy Fallon

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應有更多Jimmy Fallon的部分

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你需要做的只是輸入 'Google.EXE'

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一起試試吧

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我的天

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我們找到了這個網頁的未日

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Google，好的，"不要按！"

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"或者⋯⋯"

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"你不應該這樣做的"

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我的天

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我被嚇到了

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我很害怕

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這是史上最差的影片

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我想要更多的懶人小鎮和蜜蜂電影的爆紅影片推薦給我

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噢，等等，原來他們在這，我愛它們

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你是一個真正的壞人嗎？

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這個壞人是屬於我的～

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滑稽－＿－

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這真的是太好笑了＝＿＝

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"YouTube回播每次都令人覺得尷尬⋯⋯」

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"呀，FK我的人生～"

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我疑惑我的部分會不會令人覺得尷尬

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很多人說我的部分令人覺得尷尬

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求你 MAX，不要覺得我的部分尷尬

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有人比Max在YouTube上吐得更多嗎？神啊⋯⋯

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不要覺得尷尬，不要覺得尷尬

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"救我"

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哈哈～

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這很有趣，因為是真的，哈～

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"我真的很累"

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"看看這張臉"

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"看他多傷心" ;((

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"我們回到了起點，YouTube"

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"很好"

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"很好"

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"你做到了"

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"你就想要它成為現在這樣嗎？"

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"我每一部影片𥚃面都有問題"

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"因為不這樣做的話，沒人想理會"

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對啊，反正沒人在意，Felix

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不用擔心

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你知道嗎，可能幾不是最好的幾年

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但我覺得有些時候你需要退幾步才能進步

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但我們可能退了不止幾步

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但這代表我們前面都是平地好讓我們前進

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我有信心，2017對於YouTube來說將會是更好的一年

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嘿，回去28⋯⋯讓我們回去⋯⋯讓我們⋯⋯

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"讓我們一起玩"

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明年，我會回應這影片

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看情況有沒有改善

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我希望有，而且我有信心它會有的

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我看到YouTube給我的回應變得更多

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他們想要改變

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只是他們不知道如何做而已

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但我想他們會找到方法的

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我相信他們會的

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我希望⋯⋯你知道⋯⋯它只是想為觀眾帶來歡樂

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OK？

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YouTube，請不要刪除我的賬號

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那只是個玩笑

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我不是真的想刪除的，謝了

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在YouTube，很容易渡過這些戲劇性的事件

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因為一切⋯⋯UM，很多人用它

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而且我們都很喜歡和在乎它

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我覺得我以前經常把沮喪的情緒放在心中

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然後嘗試看開點

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再前進

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我不會再因此沮喪

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很明顯，我不會的了

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我認為這就是為什麼我在這一年𥚃總是大吼大叫

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我想看到YouTube的改變，我想它變的更好

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我在乎YouTube和發生的事

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我覺得表達自己的意見是令它改變的最佳方法

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例如他們終於修改了評論系統

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我不再看見自己在發佈假評論

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"一個名字只能有一個擁有者"

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"不可能有两個PewDiePies"

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"只能有一個"

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"誰會覺得這⋯⋯

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是個好主意？"

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看起來他們終於改善了

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我覺得這是件好事

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我把它當作⋯⋯

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我們創作者的勝利

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我欣賞YouTube修改了它

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而我希望它會回應其他應該修改的地方

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應該修改的地方還是很多=]

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這是⋯⋯

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這是一個⋯⋯

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我們能有一個玻璃杯嗎？

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一個夢幻的玻璃杯嗎？

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一些威士忌如何？

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這是為了YouTube

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更好的一年，2017

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♫為何我們不能做好朋友♫

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如果你享受剛剛的影片，再看這條吧

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這條影片很棒唷～

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我覺得你會很喜歡

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這是最好的影片

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我愛它

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你為什麼不按/. .\

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按看會發生什麼=]

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噢，可能會變成藍色！

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如果你按它，可能會變成藍色！

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甚麼？！

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