WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.680 Being sad is funny 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:05.815 logan paul has an exciting announcment 00:00:05.815 --> 00:00:08.905 and can pugs be racist? 00:00:08.905 --> 00:00:11.905 this and more in Pew News 00:00:11.905 --> 00:00:13.405 I'm Gloria Borger 00:00:23.285 --> 00:00:26.355 hello everybody it's Gloria Borger 00:00:26.355 --> 00:00:27.355 And welcome back to pew *cough* 00:00:29.065 --> 00:00:30.065 oh 00:00:30.845 --> 00:00:33.625 *drinking noise* oh that's much better 00:00:33.865 --> 00:00:36.865 Have I told you about our new merch? You can buy one, check out 00:00:36.865 --> 00:00:39.005 link in description 00:00:39.005 --> 00:00:40.775 I think you'll like it, tastes great. hahahahaha 00:00:41.265 --> 00:00:44.095 now let's get into the first news, guys 00:00:44.095 --> 00:00:46.245 Nicole Arbour, the smug face, son of a... 00:00:46.695 --> 00:00:49.625 ..ball, has returned to YouTube with another one of her 00:00:49.625 --> 00:00:52.475 wonderful comedy sketches. Nicole of course 00:00:52.475 --> 00:00:55.245 which last year published a very famous 00:00:55.245 --> 00:00:58.185 video, dear fat people, where she basically 00:00:58.185 --> 00:01:00.160 conveyed the message that 00:01:00.160 --> 00:01:03.000 it's your own fault ok you're just being 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.005 really lazy and 00:01:05.005 --> 00:01:07.735 now she made a video in the same sort of fashion but 00:01:07.735 --> 00:01:10.495 about depression, now I don't personally give 00:01:10.495 --> 00:01:13.455 my own opinions here on Pew News, I am bias 00:01:13.455 --> 00:01:16.205 unbiased, I keep getting it wrong hahahaha 00:01:16.205 --> 00:01:19.055 I am completely unbiased but I 00:01:19.060 --> 00:01:21.705 Think this is great and I for one can't wait for 00:01:21.705 --> 00:01:24.640 the video, dear disabled people, uhh 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:27.555 dear disabled people It's all in your head 00:01:27.555 --> 00:01:28.555 hahahahhahaha 00:01:29.445 --> 00:01:32.445 look you just have to stand up, I can do it 00:01:32.865 --> 00:01:35.335 so can you, it's all in your head 00:01:35.335 --> 00:01:38.275 stupid. She uploaded the video saying why 00:01:38.275 --> 00:01:40.365 depression is all in your head 00:01:40.365 --> 00:01:43.545 Nicole: only one person can get you out of depression, and that is you, it's all in your head 00:01:43.545 --> 00:01:46.635 it's all in your head, literally. You idiot it's genetics haha 00:01:46.725 --> 00:01:49.715 no. Now we are getting a little bit into YouTube gossip 00:01:49.715 --> 00:01:51.975 territory right now, but I feel like I have to 00:01:51.975 --> 00:01:54.775 give you enough context because that's very important 00:01:54.775 --> 00:01:58.095 so basically right, Nicole Arbour used to date the 00:01:58.095 --> 00:02:00.965 bald top 10 guy on YouTube 00:02:00.965 --> 00:02:04.005 His name was Matthew Santoro I think and they used to be together 00:02:04.005 --> 00:02:06.975 and everyone was like but why is she dating him, he's so ugly 00:02:06.975 --> 00:02:09.255 but she has a really ugly character 00:02:09.255 --> 00:02:12.215 so it sorta works out but all of a sudden, poof 00:02:12.215 --> 00:02:15.105 all of a sudden they broke up and everyone was like: why? and then he made a really 00:02:15.105 --> 00:02:18.415 crying video saying; ohh she hit me 00:02:18.415 --> 00:02:21.085 and then Nicole replied; well it did not hit her 00:02:21.085 --> 00:02:23.895 it's bullsh*t it's not true, I did not 00:02:23.895 --> 00:02:26.905 hit her, I did not and then Matthew 00:02:26.905 --> 00:02:29.945 made a video a few months later saying I am depressed 00:02:29.945 --> 00:02:32.265 and then now Nicole is making fun of depression 00:02:32.265 --> 00:02:35.285 because she wants to get back at her ex 00:02:35.285 --> 00:02:37.465 that's right, we dig deep here on Pew News haha 00:02:38.305 --> 00:02:41.105 No for real Nicole I sorta understand 00:02:41.105 --> 00:02:44.075 what she's trying to say, most people go through periods in their 00:02:44.075 --> 00:02:47.085 life when they are feeling down and that's not the same as 00:02:47.085 --> 00:02:50.335 depression, a lot of people already don't think that depression 00:02:50.340 --> 00:02:53.125 is not a real illness with real symptoms so 00:02:53.125 --> 00:02:56.180 trivializing it as *inaudible noise* you are just feeling bad 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:58.595 is irresponsible just 00:02:58.595 --> 00:03:01.325 flat out short sighted and complete lack of empathy 00:03:01.325 --> 00:03:04.335 for other people. Just because something worked for you 00:03:04.335 --> 00:03:07.345 doesn't mean it's gonna work for other people, same thing with diet 00:03:07.345 --> 00:03:10.565 everyone is different and react differently to 00:03:10.565 --> 00:03:13.035 these things, it's just how it is 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:16.140 just cuz you figured out something doesn't mean you have the answer for everyone 00:03:16.140 --> 00:03:20.700 pepepepepepeppepepeepppeppepeppwwwwwww 00:03:21.140 --> 00:03:23.600 I'm Gloria Borger and the next news is 00:03:23.605 --> 00:03:26.315 very interesting, that's right 00:03:26.315 --> 00:03:28.905 last week, Drake, famous 00:03:28.905 --> 00:03:31.695 Canadian rapper, played Fortnite 00:03:31.695 --> 00:03:34.785 and everyone lost their mind it was the greatest thing 00:03:34.785 --> 00:03:37.835 it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet 00:03:37.835 --> 00:03:40.645 the fact that another human being plays video games 00:03:40.645 --> 00:03:43.355 just blew everyone's mind. This 00:03:43.355 --> 00:03:46.125 live stream broke a Twitch record and it also came out in a recent 00:03:46.125 --> 00:03:48.735 interview that Ninja makes 00:03:48.735 --> 00:03:51.725 $500,000 a month playing video games that is 00:03:51.725 --> 00:03:53.885 almost as much as I make 00:03:55.040 --> 00:03:56.040 *drinking* 00:03:56.460 --> 00:03:58.640 *still drinking* *coughs loudly* 00:03:58.980 --> 00:04:01.880 whenever there is success in a certain feild 00:04:01.880 --> 00:04:04.500 online there is always a swarm of people coming 00:04:04.500 --> 00:04:07.340 afterwards, you have the flies to 00:04:07.345 --> 00:04:10.500 pies, the cretins to the sweatens 00:04:10.505 --> 00:04:13.105 the maggots swarming to the ffff 00:04:13.105 --> 00:04:14.195 fff-ine *claps* 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:16.900 *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* 00:04:17.080 --> 00:04:20.120 so Logan Paul of course, the low-life scumbag 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:23.040 renounced that he is going to do a Twitch live stream as well 00:04:23.045 --> 00:04:25.780 which is apparently news worthy because he gained 200,000 00:04:25.785 --> 00:04:28.625 followers without even live streaming, uh 00:04:28.625 --> 00:04:31.695 excuse me, excuse me okay 00:04:31.695 --> 00:04:34.535 I have 900,000 followers 00:04:34.535 --> 00:04:37.465 and I never stream on Twitch why does no one care 00:04:37.465 --> 00:04:40.485 about me :( If this doesn't once and for all prove 00:04:40.485 --> 00:04:43.255 the fact that the media is bias towards me 00:04:43.260 --> 00:04:45.320 then I don't know what will *sassy tone* 00:04:45.440 --> 00:04:48.900 a lot of Twitch streamers had thoughts about this, we had Summit saying that 00:04:48.905 --> 00:04:51.995 I don't think people should be upset at all 00:04:51.995 --> 00:04:53.555 about Logan Paul on Twitch 00:04:53.555 --> 00:04:55.185 The amount of people he bring 00:04:55.185 --> 00:04:57.765 over from YouTube can only be a good thing for the site 00:04:57.765 --> 00:05:00.695 because there's more people now *inaudible noise* use 00:05:00.695 --> 00:05:02.385 your business mind on this one 00:05:05.505 --> 00:05:06.505 *LOLing intensifies* 00:05:06.965 --> 00:05:09.955 yes, great, now other people are saying 00:05:09.955 --> 00:05:12.915 so Logan Paul is gonna start streaming and bring his sh*tty 00:05:12.915 --> 00:05:15.665 should I read this in a female voice? *activates female voice* 00:05:15.665 --> 00:05:18.745 so Logan Paul is gonna start streaming and bring his sh*tty toxic 00:05:18.745 --> 00:05:21.540 idiot fanbase over to Twitch... can't 00:05:21.540 --> 00:05:24.400 see that doing anything positive for the community as a whole 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:24.900 lol 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:30.220 they're all kids, they're all kids, they're all kids, it's not important 00:05:30.220 --> 00:05:33.235 it doesn't matter, nothing matters, stop, just stop 00:05:33.235 --> 00:05:36.265 please, why do you care? It also 00:05:36.265 --> 00:05:39.480 shows that Logan Paul is planning to do a Fortnite livestream with 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:41.000 rapper Soulja Boy 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.180 Logan: I think you can... I think you can like link between 00:05:44.340 --> 00:05:45.000 the system 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:47.780 Soulja Boy: wait is this like *inaudible* play together ASAP 00:05:47.780 --> 00:05:48.740 Logan: for sure 00:05:48.740 --> 00:05:51.280 why would anyone wanna see that, like 00:05:51.285 --> 00:05:54.035 the reason the Drake Fortnite thing was popular was cuz 00:05:54.035 --> 00:05:57.095 Ninja is actually really good at Fortnite combined 00:05:57.095 --> 00:05:59.885 with a really popular celebrity which in a 00:05:59.885 --> 00:06:03.115 sense, I don't wanna give this credit but I'm gonna do it for the sake of 00:06:03.115 --> 00:06:05.855 F*ck Logan Paul, it legitimized the 00:06:05.855 --> 00:06:08.865 streaming community in a way that hasn't been done before 00:06:08.865 --> 00:06:09.820 ahhhh 00:06:10.045 --> 00:06:12.535 it hurts to say that. No one's gonna 00:06:12.535 --> 00:06:15.495 wanna see these bafoons play, it's so moronic 00:06:15.495 --> 00:06:18.785 why does he think he can do the same thing? 00:06:18.785 --> 00:06:21.905 my god, is this what we have come to now in 00:06:21.905 --> 00:06:24.245 online entertainment, whatever's popular everyone 00:06:24.245 --> 00:06:27.275 else is just going to do. Oh shoot that's what I've been doing 00:06:27.275 --> 00:06:30.375 for years. Dammit. Ignore the last bit guys, don't worry 00:06:30.375 --> 00:06:33.175 about it, just mug, a mug 00:06:33.175 --> 00:06:34.275 pewpewpewpew 00:06:34.275 --> 00:06:37.245 next news come from 00:06:37.245 --> 00:06:40.155 YouTuber convicted of hate crime for making a 00:06:40.155 --> 00:06:43.165 nazi joke, just hold on one second 00:06:43.165 --> 00:06:44.165 guys 00:06:44.795 --> 00:06:47.755 excuse me PewDiePie's laywer 00:06:47.755 --> 00:06:48.955 am I going to jail? 00:06:50.815 --> 00:06:53.885 no because I am more attractive and more popular? 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:56.960 okay, that makes sense 00:06:58.000 --> 00:06:59.360 So what do I do? 00:06:59.380 --> 00:07:01.800 Pewds' Lawyer: Just tell everyone that you're really upset about this 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:03.460 uh huh, got it 00:07:03.460 --> 00:07:06.240 this is absolutely despicable, why 00:07:06.245 --> 00:07:09.355 anyone would make a nazi joke is completely beyond me 00:07:09.355 --> 00:07:12.835 especially pug related, that's like the lowest of the low 00:07:12.875 --> 00:07:15.685 the fact that it was a joke doesn't matter at all. I don't 00:07:15.685 --> 00:07:18.255 understand these people with their terrible senses of humor 00:07:18.260 --> 00:07:21.295 disgusting, absolutely disgusting 00:07:21.300 --> 00:07:24.480 Count Dankula need to go to jail, and I'm so glad 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.460 that this man is put behind bars because now I finally 00:07:27.465 --> 00:07:30.065 will feel safe at night knowing that this man 00:07:30.065 --> 00:07:33.545 will not make anymore Nazi jokes, disgusting 00:07:33.575 --> 00:07:36.515 absolutely despicable, hate crime 00:07:36.695 --> 00:07:39.775 hate crime, boo, now I'm boast about 00:07:39.775 --> 00:07:42.275 this on social media so everyone can like me and 00:07:42.275 --> 00:07:45.195 and think that I'm actually good even though I actually have no 00:07:45.195 --> 00:07:47.955 positive qualities about me except shunting 00:07:47.955 --> 00:07:50.075 other people even though I'm *weird noise* 00:07:50.415 --> 00:07:53.355 The real question here, I know you're thinking 00:07:53.355 --> 00:07:56.815 as well, why hasn't the pug gone to jail? 00:07:57.005 --> 00:07:59.845 why is the pug allowed to keep spreading 00:07:59.845 --> 00:08:02.265 hate crime? absolutely 00:08:02.265 --> 00:08:04.845 there is truly no justice in this world 00:08:05.305 --> 00:08:08.005 for real though, uhh basically if you haven't seen the video 00:08:08.005 --> 00:08:11.115 I don't wanna show it because it's probably just going to 00:08:11.355 --> 00:08:14.315 demonotise this video and it probably is already 00:08:14.315 --> 00:08:17.155 please buy a mug, but never the less he 00:08:17.155 --> 00:08:19.955 basically said uh I want to get back at my girlfriend 00:08:19.955 --> 00:08:22.995 while she's away, so I'm going to play a prank on her 00:08:22.995 --> 00:08:25.915 so I'm going to teach her to dog to uhh 00:08:25.915 --> 00:08:28.985 to be a nazi, which is the ugliest thing I can 00:08:28.985 --> 00:08:32.105 think of. That was the pretext of the video, that 00:08:32.105 --> 00:08:35.065 is the context, it was clearly set out to be 00:08:35.065 --> 00:08:38.105 a joke and anyone who watched the video will understand that 00:08:38.105 --> 00:08:41.105 but you can also take what was taken out of 00:08:41.105 --> 00:08:43.095 context, which seems to be a 00:08:43.455 --> 00:08:46.395 a common theme these days and completely 00:08:46.395 --> 00:08:49.675 dismay the fact that it was indeed just a joke 00:08:49.675 --> 00:08:52.665 it's supposed to be a joke, you may not find it funny 00:08:52.665 --> 00:08:55.535 but that doesn't change the fact of the intent 00:08:55.540 --> 00:08:58.225 behind it. Ricky Gervais, British comedian 00:08:58.260 --> 00:09:00.560 uhh tweeted out about this saying 00:09:00.560 --> 00:09:03.435 A man has been convicted in UK court of making a joke 00:09:03.435 --> 00:09:05.945 that deemed ''grossly offensive''. 00:09:05.945 --> 00:09:08.895 If you don't believe in a person's right to say things 00:09:08.895 --> 00:09:11.705 ''grossly offensive'', then you don't believe in Freedom of Speech. 00:09:11.705 --> 00:09:14.445 which is so true, basically, if you're curious 00:09:14.445 --> 00:09:16.825 why he got convicted even though we do have 00:09:16.825 --> 00:09:19.965 Freedom of Speech there are a few exceptions to the law 00:09:19.965 --> 00:09:23.285 there's a broad sweep of exception including, threatening, abusive 00:09:23.285 --> 00:09:26.425 or insulting words or behavior intending to likely 00:09:26.425 --> 00:09:29.265 to cause harassment, alarm or distress 00:09:29.265 --> 00:09:32.185 what he was convicted for was 00:09:32.185 --> 00:09:34.895 the 127 communications act 00:09:34.895 --> 00:09:37.735 which makes a criminal offensive to send online 00:09:37.735 --> 00:09:40.725 a grossly offensive or indecent, 00:09:40.725 --> 00:09:43.185 obscene or menacing character 00:09:43.185 --> 00:09:46.325 there's a lot of people defending this verdict saying 00:09:46.325 --> 00:09:49.115 that he deserves to go to jail, ummm 00:09:49.115 --> 00:09:52.245 Stewart Perrie from The LAD Bible wrote this, 00:09:52.245 --> 00:09:54.195 that's right LAD Bible does news *weird laugh like noise* 00:09:54.515 --> 00:09:55.105 It's 00:09:55.105 --> 00:09:58.125 Worth noting that those against political 00:09:58.125 --> 00:10:00.355 correctness cry that 00:10:00.355 --> 00:10:03.395 it's only recently that their jokes are offennsive 00:10:03.395 --> 00:10:06.445 they've probably always been hurtful, it's just that 00:10:06.445 --> 00:10:09.495 those at the butt of the joke are now standing 00:10:09.500 --> 00:10:12.340 up for themselves, food for 00:10:12.340 --> 00:10:13.340 thought 00:10:13.340 --> 00:10:14.775 *clap* 00:10:14.775 --> 00:10:17.285 thank you Stewart Perrie 00:10:17.285 --> 00:10:19.355 thank you for showing everyone 00:10:19.355 --> 00:10:21.555 what a quintessential morale looks like 00:10:21.555 --> 00:10:24.705 you're supposed to be a journalist, although it's from LAD 00:10:24.705 --> 00:10:27.415 Bible, you're still supposed to be a journalist. Do you 00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:30.385 understand what you're writing? DO you understand anything at all? 00:10:30.385 --> 00:10:33.440 What you're saying? or what you wrote? 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:33.940 What the f*ck?! 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:37.180 yes, Count Dankula is not above criticism, anyone has the 00:10:37.380 --> 00:10:38.920 right to speak out against him 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.940 people have the right to feel whatever way they want about the video 00:10:41.940 --> 00:10:48.100 like it, dislike it, it doesn't matter, the point is it's not up to the Government to decide whether 00:10:48.105 --> 00:10:50.465 it's a joke or not, it's a really 00:10:50.465 --> 00:10:53.425 scary thing for any society that the government has 00:10:53.425 --> 00:10:55.135 that power in my opinion 00:10:55.135 --> 00:10:57.465 that to me doesn't mean freedom of speech 00:10:57.465 --> 00:10:59.595 we have laws to protect from hate crimes 00:10:59.595 --> 00:11:02.645 but they shouldn't cover what is meant as jokes 00:11:02.645 --> 00:11:05.715 and what clearly isn't set out to be 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:08.620 any form of ill intent and harm and anyone that watched the 00:11:08.620 --> 00:11:10.975 video knows that that's the case and 00:11:10.975 --> 00:11:13.795 I think it's just the same thing with my original video, yes it was 00:11:13.795 --> 00:11:16.935 my video about criticism, absolutely not, but anyone 00:11:16.940 --> 00:11:20.025 that watched the video understands that there was no ill 00:11:20.025 --> 00:11:22.860 intent behind it, but it's so easy now a days to just take 00:11:22.860 --> 00:11:25.660 any clip out of context and say; this 00:11:25.680 --> 00:11:28.480 is hateful, this is not a joke. It's a dangerous act 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:31.560 especially now that the government comes into play, that being said 00:11:31.565 --> 00:11:33.800 I already have too many things in common with Count 00:11:33.805 --> 00:11:36.515 Dankula, so I am now going to 00:11:36.515 --> 00:11:39.355 auction away this pug, that's right 00:11:39.355 --> 00:11:42.495 he is a despicable pug that will put me *laughs* 00:11:42.495 --> 00:11:48.615 into jail, so please, someone take this dog way from me, I do not want him 00:11:48.615 --> 00:11:51.575 anymore and I don't want anything to do with 00:11:51.575 --> 00:11:52.575 with Count Dankula 00:11:52.575 --> 00:11:53.895 *very cute pug yawn* 00:11:53.895 --> 00:11:55.445 oh am I boring you? 00:11:55.445 --> 00:11:57.415 ppppppppppppp 00:11:57.415 --> 00:12:00.285 I am Gloria Borger, and this was Pew News everybody 00:12:00.285 --> 00:12:01.995 remember to leave a like 00:12:01.995 --> 00:12:04.305 this video is 100% going to 00:12:04.305 --> 00:12:07.335 flag for demonotisation, so I'd really appreciate if you checked out the mug 00:12:07.335 --> 00:12:10.075 It's... I'm out of drink so I don't even know why 00:12:10.075 --> 00:12:12.965 why I tried but thank you and nameste and goodbye 00:12:12.965 --> 00:12:15.225 goodnight Americans 00:12:15.585 --> 00:12:16.585 people too