WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:01.060 *Orgasm Noises* 00:00:01.060 --> 00:00:03.480 It's halloween! 00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:05.780 But I don't have a costume! 00:00:06.420 --> 00:00:06.920 Fuck! 00:00:08.700 --> 00:00:09.500 What is this? 00:00:10.100 --> 00:00:12.940 Hey Guys and this is halloween outfit ideas! 00:00:12.940 --> 00:00:14.880 Back at it again... (Please.. No.. Not... D*** D*****!) 00:00:15.840 --> 00:00:17.260 What is this costume Marina? 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:18.700 What'dya call that? 00:00:18.700 --> 00:00:19.620 Outfit Ideas! 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:21.260 First thing you want to do.... 00:00:21.580 --> 00:00:22.160 Jesus Christ! 00:00:22.880 --> 00:00:23.680 Who edits these? 00:00:25.420 --> 00:00:27.080 ... Because if it's satire, it's fucking beautiful. 00:00:27.380 --> 00:00:27.880 Ya know? (Pewds is a gangsta) 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:29.000 Like what is that? 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:29.640 Outfit Ideas! (again...) 00:00:31.140 --> 00:00:31.780 First... 00:00:31.780 --> 00:00:32.600 *CAUTION: Pewds become a vlogger...* 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.040 Hey Guys! And welcome to Pewdiepie Channel! 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:36.720 *Awkward Silence* 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:39.480 Today! We're going to...! *Breaks into laughter* 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:41.880 Firstly. you want to draw on a cat nose. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.100 Oh the cat nose... Oh... 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:43.820 *Clap* *applause* 00:00:43.820 --> 00:00:44.320 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:46.580 Marina, you've saved my halloween. 00:00:47.120 --> 00:00:47.620 *BASE SOUND INCREASING* What's that? 00:00:47.620 --> 00:00:48.520 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.760 What is that.. What is that sound? 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:51.780 *STATIC* 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.460 Ooohhhhh... 00:00:56.840 --> 00:00:58.560 You want to do the tutorial with me Gunter? (Wat Pewds?) 00:00:59.260 --> 00:01:01.980 Oh, that's great! That's... fantastic. 00:01:02.260 --> 00:01:03.700 "I love Marina Joyce" 00:01:03.700 --> 00:01:05.500 You're a big Marina Joyce fan? 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:07.560 "I edit her videos for her" 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:09.280 You're the one that edits?? *Laughter* 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:12.060 Well, that explains a lot. You don't have any arms. 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:13.820 And now I do this in a heart-shape 00:01:14.800 --> 00:01:19.180 And I do this with *Sponsorship deal here* eyeliner... 00:01:19.580 --> 00:01:22.700 That's perfect, because I happen to have the exact same brand... 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:25.220 Wow, lucky me! 00:01:25.420 --> 00:01:27.020 ... Liquid eyeliner... 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:28.920 *Sped up gibberish* 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:33.620 Is that some kinda.. Halloween.. creepy edit? 00:01:34.360 --> 00:01:37.160 ... Or does she actually edit it like that? 00:01:37.660 --> 00:01:38.220 *Laugh* 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:39.660 I can't tell.. 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:41.080 *More gibberish* 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:45.280 Ok... well ehh.. Let's do that, and we then can... speed it up.. 00:01:45.600 --> 00:01:47.200 ...And then I'm going to kill myself... 00:01:47.860 --> 00:01:49.660 *Even more sped up gibberish* 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:51.940 Wait a minute.. Wait a... WAIT A MINUTE! 00:01:53.020 --> 00:01:55.340 THAT'S SUPER CUTE! I want it too... 00:01:58.640 --> 00:01:59.920 ... I want it too... 00:02:01.700 --> 00:02:02.860 *Jesus Christ... Stop speeding up this shit!* 00:02:02.860 --> 00:02:03.360 .... I want it too.... 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:05.960 That's pretty good.. That's pretty good. 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:09.140 And there you have it! You have a heart shape on your nose! 00:02:09.420 --> 00:02:13.180 And there you have it folks... and there you have it.. 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:14.540 Thank you Marina... 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:19.320 Is it...? Oh wow... It's really not good is it? 00:02:20.460 --> 00:02:21.880 *Sped up...* 00:02:25.260 --> 00:02:28.520 Smells so strongly this one... 00:02:28.880 --> 00:02:32.660 As you can see the heart shape, and you want to do three whiskers on either side.. 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:36.560 *Crippling Depression Music* 00:02:40.480 --> 00:02:41.440 *Kill me now.* 00:02:46.860 --> 00:02:49.900 So you want to do three whiskers on one side... 00:02:50.340 --> 00:02:53.620 I mean, you did say three whiskers on each side... 00:02:53.620 --> 00:02:55.060 I don't know why you need to tell me that twice.. 00:02:55.340 --> 00:02:57.100 ... three whiskers either side.. 00:02:57.100 --> 00:02:58.460 I mean the whole tutorial is kind of 00:02:58.460 --> 00:02:59.640 self-explanatory to be honest.. 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.860 ... you want to do three whiskers on one side... 00:03:02.860 --> 00:03:05.240 OK three whiskers on the one side... 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:09.520 "What about me, I want whiskers too!" Oh my God.. Shut up! 00:03:09.720 --> 00:03:11.240 ...I'm getting to you! 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:13.500 *Marker Pen Sounds* 00:03:14.780 --> 00:03:16.480 I can't fucking see.. 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:18.220 ... like my viewfinder is so tiny... (not the only thing that's tiny pewds) 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:21.240 .. and three whiskers on the other side.. 00:03:22.640 --> 00:03:24.360 .. Of course... Three whiskers on the other side... 00:03:25.540 --> 00:03:27.580 I feel so stupid sometimes (You are pewds...) 00:03:27.860 --> 00:03:30.340 ...I mix up the easiest tutorials... 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:37.400 ...these people tell me every little detail, and I get a problem.. 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:42.360 We did it right... We did it right Gubble.. I almost called you whiskers... 00:03:44.260 --> 00:03:45.960 .. that would be a cute name for you.. 00:03:47.580 --> 00:03:48.460 *Epic music* 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.540 And then you want to do a line down from your nose... copy me... 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:05.680 *Epic music continues* 00:04:06.060 --> 00:04:08.060 *Marker Pen scratching the mustache sounds* 00:04:20.960 --> 00:04:22.560 Oh shi... Oh god damn it! 00:04:23.700 --> 00:04:26.620 .. The instructions weren't clear enough.. Now I got a Hitler mustache! 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:29.900 And then you colour in black, the top of your lip. 00:04:30.100 --> 00:04:35.140 "I'm gonna eat that tasty finger. Give me that finger daddy, Om Nom Om Nom" 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:39.360 Gubble... Gubble.. Gubble... Let Go... 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.840 And when you're done, you're ready to go as a cat for halloween! 00:04:43.860 --> 00:04:46.080 Fuck yeah! I'm ready as a cat! 00:04:46.620 --> 00:04:48.860 .. and so are you gubble, let's go! 00:04:50.620 --> 00:04:52.320 You thought the video was over... 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:52.860 "No" 00:04:52.860 --> 00:04:54.260 Calm your tits man... 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:57.540 I hope you enjoy this look guys, this is the finished look, and... 00:04:57.540 --> 00:05:02.120 ...I'm going to be doing another tutorial on the clothes and the other halloween stuff.. 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:03.240 ...that you should wear... 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:04.660 ...So I hope that you enjoyed this. 00:05:04.660 --> 00:05:05.940 Wait.. Wait a minute.. 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:07.340 MICHAEL! What is this.. 00:05:08.620 --> 00:05:09.660 What is that..? 00:05:10.900 --> 00:05:11.940 *Laughter* 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:14.660 What is this? What is this huh? 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.240 Is there something you're not telling me? 00:05:17.840 --> 00:05:20.640 You're hanging out with Marina Joyce now? 00:05:21.500 --> 00:05:22.340 You fucking weirdo. 00:05:28.620 --> 00:05:32.600 *Music of the depression variety.* 00:05:50.500 --> 00:05:53.620 This is of no ill-intent to Marina of course.. 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:56.400 Check out her channel, I will leave a link in the description... 00:05:57.320 --> 00:05:58.060 And I will see you... 00:05:59.640 --> 00:06:00.420 ...Next Tuesday... 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:04.200 *End Music*