*Orgasm Noises*
It's halloween!
But I don't have a costume!
Fuck!
What is this?
Hey Guys and this is halloween outfit ideas!
Back at it again... (Please.. No.. Not... D*** D*****!)
What is this costume Marina?
What'dya call that?
Outfit Ideas!
First thing you want to do....
Jesus Christ!
Who edits these?
... Because if it's satire, it's fucking beautiful.
Ya know? (Pewds is a gangsta)
Like what is that?
Outfit Ideas! (again...)
First...
*CAUTION: Pewds become a vlogger...*
Hey Guys! And welcome to Pewdiepie Channel!
*Awkward Silence*
Today! We're going to...! *Breaks into laughter*
Firstly. you want to draw on a cat nose.
Oh the cat nose... Oh...
*Clap* *applause*
Marina, you've saved my halloween.
*BASE SOUND INCREASING* What's that?
What is that.. What is that sound?
*STATIC*
Ooohhhhh...
You want to do the tutorial with me Gunter? (Wat Pewds?)
Oh, that's great! That's... fantastic.
"I love Marina Joyce"
You're a big Marina Joyce fan?
"I edit her videos for her"
You're the one that edits?? *Laughter*
Well, that explains a lot. You don't have any arms.
And now I do this in a heart-shape
And I do this with *Sponsorship deal here* eyeliner...
That's perfect, because I happen to have the exact same brand...
Wow, lucky me!
... Liquid eyeliner...
*Sped up gibberish*
Is that some kinda.. Halloween.. creepy edit?
... Or does she actually edit it like that?
*Laugh*
I can't tell..
*More gibberish*
Ok... well ehh.. Let's do that, and we then can... speed it up..
...And then I'm going to kill myself...
*Even more sped up gibberish*
Wait a minute.. Wait a... WAIT A MINUTE!
THAT'S SUPER CUTE! I want it too...
... I want it too...
*Jesus Christ... Stop speeding up this shit!*
.... I want it too....
That's pretty good.. That's pretty good.
And there you have it! You have a heart shape on your nose!
And there you have it folks... and there you have it..
Thank you Marina...
Is it...? Oh wow... It's really not good is it?
*Sped up...*
Smells so strongly this one...
As you can see the heart shape, and you want to do three whiskers on either side..
*Crippling Depression Music*
*Kill me now.*
So you want to do three whiskers on one side...
I mean, you did say three whiskers on each side...
I don't know why you need to tell me that twice..
... three whiskers either side..
I mean the whole tutorial is kind of
self-explanatory to be honest..
... you want to do three whiskers on one side...
OK three whiskers on the one side...
"What about me, I want whiskers too!" Oh my God.. Shut up!
...I'm getting to you!
*Marker Pen Sounds*
I can't fucking see..
... like my viewfinder is so tiny... (not the only thing that's tiny pewds)
.. and three whiskers on the other side..
.. Of course... Three whiskers on the other side...
I feel so stupid sometimes (You are pewds...)
...I mix up the easiest tutorials...
...these people tell me every little detail, and I get a problem..
We did it right... We did it right Gubble.. I almost called you whiskers...
.. that would be a cute name for you..
*Epic music*
And then you want to do a line down from your nose... copy me...
*Epic music continues*
*Marker Pen scratching the mustache sounds*
Oh shi... Oh god damn it!
.. The instructions weren't clear enough.. Now I got a Hitler mustache!
And then you colour in black, the top of your lip.
"I'm gonna eat that tasty finger. Give me that finger daddy, Om Nom Om Nom"
Gubble... Gubble.. Gubble... Let Go...
And when you're done, you're ready to go as a cat for halloween!
Fuck yeah! I'm ready as a cat!
.. and so are you gubble, let's go!
You thought the video was over...
"No"
Calm your tits man...
I hope you enjoy this look guys, this is the finished look, and...
...I'm going to be doing another tutorial on the clothes and the other halloween stuff..
...that you should wear...
...So I hope that you enjoyed this.
Wait.. Wait a minute..
MICHAEL! What is this..
What is that..?
*Laughter*
What is this? What is this huh?
Is there something you're not telling me?
You're hanging out with Marina Joyce now?
You fucking weirdo.
*Music of the depression variety.*
This is of no ill-intent to Marina of course..
Check out her channel, I will leave a link in the description...
And I will see you...
...Next Tuesday...
*End Music*