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*orgasm noise** Yes Pewds

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It's Halloweeeeeen

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But I don't have a costume!

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Fuck !

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*distorted noises*

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What is this?

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[idk but kill it with fire]

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"Hey guys, and this is Halloween outfit idears!!!!!!!!"

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Back at it again... [with the white vans?]

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What is this costume Marina?

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What do you call that?

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"...Outfit ideas!"

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"First thing you wa-"

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Jesus Christ...

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Who edits these?

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Because if it's satire it's fucking beautiful

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Ya know?

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Like what is that?

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"...Outfit ideas"

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"Firs-" Heh

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Hey guys and welcome to PewDiePie channel!

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TODAAyYyYy we're going to- *laughs*

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"First thing is you want to draw on a cat nose!"

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Oh, the cat nose!

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The g-awhhh

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Marina...

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You've saved my Halloween [praise the lawd]

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What's that?

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*distorted background noises*

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WHat is tha-what is that sound?

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*louder distorted noises*

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OhhhhHHhhhhHHHhh

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You want to do the tutorial with me Gunter?

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Oh that's great, that's fantastic

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"I love Marina Joyce"

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You're a big Marina Joyce fan?

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"I edit her videos for her"

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YOU'RE the one that edits?

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Well that explains a lot, you don't have any arms...

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"And I do this in a heart shape!" <333

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"And I do this with Glamorise Rimmel London liquid eyeliner"

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That's perfect because I happen to have the exact same brand! [what a coincidence]

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Wow lucky me

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Alright

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"Liquid eyeliner"

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*sped up Marina language*

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Is that some kind of Halloween creepy edit?

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Or does she actually edit like that? [no, gunther edits it]

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Like, I can't tell

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*more sped up Marina language*

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Okay well errr

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Let's do that and then we can speed it up

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And then I'm gonna kill myself

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*squeaky mouse sounds*

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Waaait a minute...

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Waait a minute WAIT A MINUTE

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That's SUPER cute! ^3^

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I want it too

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I want it too

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*sped up Pewds language*

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I want it too [editing 10/10]

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That's pretty good

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That's pretty good

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"And there you have it, you have a heart shape on your nose!"

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There you have it folks

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And there you have it...

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Well thank you Marina

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Oh wow it's really not good is it?

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It's kinda fucking hard to see alright?

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It smells so strongly, this one

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*sniff* euaargh

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"You can see the heart shape!"

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"And then you want to do 3 whiskers either side"

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*sad music*
Why are we still here?

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*sad music* 
We just suffer

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*sad music*
Every night...

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*sad music*
I can feel my leg...

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*sad music*
My arm...

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*sad music*
Even my fingers...

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"And you want to do 3 whiskers on one side..."

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I mean, you did say '3 whiskers on each side'

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I don't know why you had to tell me that twice...

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"3 whiskers either side!"

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I mean the whole tutorial is kinda self-explanatory to be honest

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"Then you want to do 3 whiskers on one side!"

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Okay 3 whiskers on the one side okay, okay

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"What about me? I want whiskers"

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Oh my god, shut up

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I'm getting to you

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Wait, I can't fucking see

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Like, my viewfinder is so tiny

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"3 whiskers on the other side!"

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Th-AUGH

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Of course

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3 whiskers on the OTHER side

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*sigh*

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I feel so stupid because I mix up the easiest tutorials

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Like...

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Most people tell me every little detail

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I got a problem

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So we did it right, we did it right

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Er, Gurberrr

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I almost called you Whiskers

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That would be a cute name for you

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*smooches*

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*senpai noticed meh omfg ^3^*

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*forehead zooming intensifies*

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"And then you want to do a line down from your nose"

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Oh gawd...

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"Copy me"

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*concentration face on point*

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*lol what is she doing*

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*them whiskas tho*

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*dafuq is dis*

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*can't understand this shet*

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*senpai still notices me fak fak fak*

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[why is your beard so scratchy what the fuck pewds]

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[dad please stop this]

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[actually keep going for us we love it, quality content]

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Aw shi-aw ged demmit

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The instructions weren't clear enough

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Now I got a Hitler mustache [nein you don't]

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"And you colour in black on the top of your lip"

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"I'm gonna eat that tasty finger"
Shut up

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"Give me that finger Daddy"
Shut up shut up T_T

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"Imma fuck yo momomom"

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Gobber gobber [okey but wtf is this thing's name like]

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"Momomomomemmomom"

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"And once you're done, you're ready to go as a cat for Halloween!"

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Fuck yeah! I'm ready as a cat!

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And so are you Garblo [i give up with this name now]

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Let's go...

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*look at the sexy-ass man*

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You thought the video was over? [well we HOPED it was]

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No

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Calm your tits man!

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"I hope you all enjoyed this look guys!"

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"This is the finished look!"

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"And I'm going to be doing, now, a tutorial on all the clothes and all the Halloween stuff that you should wear!"

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"So I hope that you enjoy this!"

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Wai-wai-wait a minute

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MICHEAL

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What is this?

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[Michael] "That's a YouTube channel!"

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What is that?

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What is that?

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What is this?

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Huh? What is this?

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Is there something you're not telling me? [o sHiT]

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You're hanging out with Marina Joyce now?

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You fucking weirdo

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*gawd damn that modelling*

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*pewds is getting jealous*

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*sad and dramatic music* ;-;

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"It's still there..."

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"You feel it too, don't you?"

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"I'm gonna make them give back our past..."

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This is no ill intent to Marina of course

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Check out her channel, I'll leave a link in the des-description

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And I'll see you

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Next Tuesday ;3

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fucken subscriiiibe

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okay but seriously what the fuck is that goober/gunter thing called liek halp plz

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thank u for using meh subtitles

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much appreciated

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all the pewdarts are so talented like goddamn

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anyway check out the link in the description to jacksep-i mean marina's channel

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have a good day or evening

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see you bros in the next one

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byyye

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<333