Poods is booting up
Bowser Laughs
Satan, please..
No more happy wheels videos!
Very dramatic music
I can't take it anymore.
Screams
I can't take it anymore!
NO!
Even more screams
Waddajoo Happy Wheels?
Oh what's this! "GUTS AND GLORY!"
So there's a game you probably haven't heard of. It's in pre-alpha.
That means I'm so cool for playing it and you can suck it!
Crawling in my skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
That was too far!
He posted some stuff in Reddit, it look hilarious.
And we're going to check it out!
Movement.
Arrow Keys and W,A,S,D.
OH MY LORD!!
Come on Little Timmy! Was that your name?!
Okay we've got to get you to school, boy!
Which is in- OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
I didn't know that was possible.
Okay come on timmy. We've got to go fast!!
OH OH OH! OH SHIT I DIDN'T SEE IT!
All right, here we go!
Backflip!
/\/\/\/\/\SAVAGE/\/\/\/\/\
Holy Shit that was awesome!
Oh we've got moves son. Now we've got to jump over this...
(Poods nails it perfectly)
YES!!!
Just as planned boy!
Wheres the shark Poods, WHERES THE SHARK POODS?
Oh NO!
Oh NO! OH NO!!!!
What the Hell?!
(Guts, but not glory.)
Timmy got decacticapitated!
Try that again.
Oh slow-
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
His head!!
We've got to get you to school boy.
There it is- go fast!
(Trying to not die)
Slow motion: Press C
Oh Look at that! Woah.
litteraly heckin dies
This is hard man!
COME ON TIMMY!!!!!!
Is his name Timmy, or is it something else? (Yes it was Timmy)
(More Dead)
Come on.
trips and dead
OH NO!!!
GODDAMN IT!!!
You shitty- I have the worst kid.
It was all the child's fault.
(Death)
"But Dad!"
Shut up!
Okay.
Here we go.
To the top baby!
(falls)
Fuck.
(rip kiddo)
(pewds is having a delayed reaction)
OOOOOOOH! WOAH!!!! OHHHHHHHH!!
OH!
What?!
The sound!
(Ptss)
"I think I cracked my leg!"
"You'll pay for this, Timmy!"
Look at the body!!
"Are you okay back there, boy?!"
/\/\SAVAGE/\/\
Oh well we got rid of him!
(Laugh)
Now I can finally get handy cap parking. This is great! This is great!
This is it..
This is the moment we are all waiting for!
I have waiting 84 years to go!
YEAH!!
WOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Dead Happens to poods alot)
FUCK!!
AR YOU KIDDING ME?! Oh my child is with me.
(Nails it perfectly)
(Thats pretty cool poods)
That was anticlimactic
"Surive the Turrets"
Are you serious?
"I don't think we should do this!"
"Don't be a fucking Pussy! Here we go boy!"
(Fails)
Nevermind!
Really nailed it! Really- oh my god this is going to be crazy.
FUCK YOU BITCH!!
OH MISS ME!! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
Lets all have a moment of silence for Father Grigori
(donk)
OOOOOOOOH!! HA HA!!
We've got to go slow. Here we go.
I'm scared!
(dont be poods)
(litteralee f'n dies)
OH!! HA HA HA!!!
Willhelm Scream
We ditched the bait!
CAN'T HIT ME!
Nothing can hit- OH SHIT! OH SHIT THAT HURT ME!!!
(No duh)
I think I broke my arm.
AND FINISH!!!!
OHHH!
THAT'S AWESOME!!! THIS GAME IS SO FUN!
Just a nice family, home ride!
(Buzz saws attack)
OH WHAT THE HELL?! OH SHIT!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
We're being attacked by seesa-, oh!
NO! NO! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! BUT YOU CAN HIT MY CHILD!!!!
(Father of the year 2k16)
Oh that's just my leg I don't need that to ride a bike.
That's why I have two of them.
(dramatic music)
"Dad, what are you doing?!" "Don't worry about it!"
(little wiggle waggle)
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!"
OH! OH! WHAT THE HELL MAN?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT MY CHILD!!!
OH IT HURTS!! IT- AH SHI- NAILED IT
They're eating my leg boy!
Oh my god. It's going a little fast.
Oh there's turrets! There's frickin turrets back flip
(Ameyzing how do yoo do it poods)
Oh my god that was the coolest trick ever!!
If only you're mum saw that!!
NICE!! I call that "Break my leg and-"
Shaww fuck and
kill my child.
OH! I'M ACTUALLY REALLY ENJOYING PLAYING THIS GAME!!
OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! YOU JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD TIMMY!!!!
YEAH!!
(Song: Undertale OST 015: Sans)
OW. OW. OW. OW
(Stop sleeping and get up)
Fuck my Life!
Oh fuck sake! Not these!
bonk
AHHHHHH!!
SON OF A BITCH!!
STOP!
bonk
OH!
ecksplodes
OH SHIT!!
explodes again
OH THERES MINES!!
Oh my god theres mines everywhere.
Another exploshun
Shh- that's okay!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SSSPPPEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeDDD! Ah I'm Scared.
SPEED!!
OH GOD THERE'S MINES EVERYWHERE!! THERE'S MINES EVERYWHERE!!
Jesus Noo !!
bonk
OH!
FUCK YOU JIMMY!!
YEAH!!!!!!
SUCK IT JIMMY! SUCK IT!! (He would if you had one.)
Oh we have the crazy maps now. Fucking hell dude.
There's mines everywhere and- oh Jimmy's gone!
My only shield of defense has gone.
I've got an arrow through my genitalia and Ahhh shit that's going to hurt tomorrow.
OOOOOH! WE ARE FINE!!
EVERYTHING'S FINE!!
I can(can't) actually do this! FRONT FLIP!!
That was awesome!
Fuck yeah!!
I took the flag with me!
(Laugh)
Okay. So that's what Guts and Glory has to offer right now.
It looks like a really promising game. Remember this is in PRE-ALPHA! It's a very early game.
If you are interested about the game then I'm going to leave a link in the description. It's really cool stuff!
And if you did enjoy this video then please do leave a like and I'll see you bros in the next one.
And as always stay awesome bros!!
(Outro music plays)
Recommended Video: WELCOME TO THE GAME.
Daily PewDiePie Art: @ohlittlefOX
Next Video: To Be Added.