WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.220 --> 00:00:04.460 Poods is booting up 00:00:06.380 --> 00:00:08.040 Bowser Laughs 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:09.600 Satan, please.. 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:14.820 No more happy wheels videos! 00:00:14.820 --> 00:00:18.220 Very dramatic music 00:00:18.220 --> 00:00:19.820 I can't take it anymore. 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:20.960 Screams 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:23.140 I can't take it anymore! 00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:25.540 NO! 00:00:26.020 --> 00:00:26.580 Even more screams 00:00:26.580 --> 00:00:28.540 Waddajoo Happy Wheels? 00:00:28.540 --> 00:00:30.600 Oh what's this! "GUTS AND GLORY!" 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.500 So there's a game you probably haven't heard of. It's in pre-alpha. 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:37.560 That means I'm so cool for playing it and you can suck it! 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:40.980 Crawling in my skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 00:00:41.160 --> 00:00:42.280 That was too far! 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:44.720 He posted some stuff in Reddit, it look hilarious. 00:00:44.720 --> 00:00:46.160 And we're going to check it out! 00:00:46.460 --> 00:00:47.180 Movement. 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:51.040 Arrow Keys and W,A,S,D. 00:00:51.040 --> 00:00:53.460 OH MY LORD!! 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:56.040 Come on Little Timmy! Was that your name?! 00:00:56.040 --> 00:00:58.660 Okay we've got to get you to school, boy! 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:02.560 Which is in- OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!!! 00:01:03.380 --> 00:01:05.540 I didn't know that was possible. 00:01:05.540 --> 00:01:07.760 Okay come on timmy. We've got to go fast!! 00:01:08.740 --> 00:01:11.140 OH OH OH! OH SHIT I DIDN'T SEE IT! 00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:12.020 All right, here we go! 00:01:12.380 --> 00:01:13.100 Backflip! 00:01:13.100 --> 00:01:14.260 /\/\/\/\/\SAVAGE/\/\/\/\/\ 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:16.780 Holy Shit that was awesome! 00:01:16.780 --> 00:01:19.100 Oh we've got moves son. Now we've got to jump over this... 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:20.880 (Poods nails it perfectly) 00:01:20.880 --> 00:01:21.620 YES!!! 00:01:21.620 --> 00:01:22.940 Just as planned boy! 00:01:22.940 --> 00:01:34.460 Wheres the shark Poods, WHERES THE SHARK POODS? 00:01:38.800 --> 00:01:39.480 Oh NO! 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:42.320 Oh NO! OH NO!!!! 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:43.960 What the Hell?! 00:01:43.960 --> 00:01:46.940 (Guts, but not glory.) 00:01:46.940 --> 00:01:49.340 Timmy got decacticapitated! 00:01:49.660 --> 00:01:50.700 Try that again. 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:52.300 Oh slow- 00:01:52.300 --> 00:01:54.380 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:56.660 His head!! 00:01:56.960 --> 00:01:58.940 We've got to get you to school boy. 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:01.940 There it is- go fast! 00:02:01.940 --> 00:02:02.560 (Trying to not die) 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:03.920 Slow motion: Press C 00:02:04.260 --> 00:02:06.720 Oh Look at that! Woah. 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:07.600 litteraly heckin dies 00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:09.340 This is hard man! 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:10.880 COME ON TIMMY!!!!!! 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:13.400 Is his name Timmy, or is it something else? (Yes it was Timmy) 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:14.320 (More Dead) 00:02:14.320 --> 00:02:15.280 Come on. 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:16.500 trips and dead 00:02:16.500 --> 00:02:17.840 OH NO!!! 00:02:17.980 --> 00:02:19.400 GODDAMN IT!!! 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:21.520 You shitty- I have the worst kid. 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:23.080 It was all the child's fault. 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:24.020 (Death) 00:02:24.180 --> 00:02:25.160 "But Dad!" 00:02:25.260 --> 00:02:25.820 Shut up! 00:02:25.940 --> 00:02:26.440 Okay. 00:02:27.820 --> 00:02:28.540 Here we go. 00:02:30.100 --> 00:02:31.140 To the top baby! 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:31.640 (falls) 00:02:32.540 --> 00:02:33.040 Fuck. 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:34.240 (rip kiddo) 00:02:34.920 --> 00:02:35.420 (pewds is having a delayed reaction) 00:02:35.420 --> 00:02:37.120 OOOOOOOH! WOAH!!!! OHHHHHHHH!! 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:37.900 OH! 00:02:39.380 --> 00:02:39.880 What?! 00:02:41.460 --> 00:02:42.360 The sound! 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:42.860 (Ptss) 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:44.860 "I think I cracked my leg!" 00:02:44.860 --> 00:02:46.280 "You'll pay for this, Timmy!" 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:47.060 Look at the body!! 00:02:47.060 --> 00:02:48.660 "Are you okay back there, boy?!" 00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:52.140 /\/\SAVAGE/\/\ 00:02:52.640 --> 00:02:54.240 Oh well we got rid of him! 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:54.760 (Laugh) 00:02:54.760 --> 00:02:59.160 Now I can finally get handy cap parking. This is great! This is great! 00:02:59.160 --> 00:03:00.040 This is it.. 00:03:00.040 --> 00:03:02.760 This is the moment we are all waiting for! 00:03:03.340 --> 00:03:05.260 I have waiting 84 years to go! 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:07.220 YEAH!! 00:03:07.900 --> 00:03:09.400 WOOOOOOO!!!!! 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:10.480 (Dead Happens to poods alot) 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:11.500 FUCK!! 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:14.220 AR YOU KIDDING ME?! Oh my child is with me. 00:03:14.220 --> 00:03:15.440 (Nails it perfectly) 00:03:15.440 --> 00:03:17.440 (Thats pretty cool poods) 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:18.940 That was anticlimactic 00:03:18.940 --> 00:03:20.380 "Surive the Turrets" 00:03:20.600 --> 00:03:21.720 Are you serious? 00:03:21.720 --> 00:03:23.040 "I don't think we should do this!" 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:25.620 "Don't be a fucking Pussy! Here we go boy!" 00:03:25.620 --> 00:03:26.680 (Fails) 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:27.480 Nevermind! 00:03:29.660 --> 00:03:33.060 Really nailed it! Really- oh my god this is going to be crazy. 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:35.520 FUCK YOU BITCH!! 00:03:35.980 --> 00:03:40.120 OH MISS ME!! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:50.340 Lets all have a moment of silence for Father Grigori 00:03:50.340 --> 00:03:50.840 (donk) 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:52.640 OOOOOOOOH!! HA HA!! 00:03:52.940 --> 00:03:55.100 We've got to go slow. Here we go. 00:03:56.440 --> 00:03:57.240 I'm scared! 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:57.740 (dont be poods) 00:03:57.740 --> 00:03:58.480 (litteralee f'n dies) 00:03:58.480 --> 00:04:00.600 OH!! HA HA HA!!! 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:01.840 Willhelm Scream 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:04.320 We ditched the bait! 00:04:04.660 --> 00:04:05.700 CAN'T HIT ME! 00:04:05.700 --> 00:04:08.340 Nothing can hit- OH SHIT! OH SHIT THAT HURT ME!!! 00:04:08.340 --> 00:04:09.600 (No duh) 00:04:09.600 --> 00:04:11.040 I think I broke my arm. 00:04:11.740 --> 00:04:13.000 AND FINISH!!!! 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:13.800 OHHH! 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:17.120 THAT'S AWESOME!!! THIS GAME IS SO FUN! 00:04:17.420 --> 00:04:20.820 Just a nice family, home ride! 00:04:20.820 --> 00:04:22.060 (Buzz saws attack) 00:04:22.060 --> 00:04:26.140 OH WHAT THE HELL?! OH SHIT!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! 00:04:26.380 --> 00:04:28.960 We're being attacked by seesa-, oh! 00:04:29.280 --> 00:04:34.040 NO! NO! YOU CAN'T HIT ME! BUT YOU CAN HIT MY CHILD!!!! 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:34.840 (Father of the year 2k16) 00:04:34.840 --> 00:04:38.280 Oh that's just my leg I don't need that to ride a bike. 00:04:38.280 --> 00:04:39.860 That's why I have two of them. 00:04:39.860 --> 00:04:40.380 (dramatic music) 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:42.800 "Dad, what are you doing?!" "Don't worry about it!" 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:43.900 (little wiggle waggle) 00:04:43.900 --> 00:04:45.500 "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!" 00:04:45.500 --> 00:04:51.740 OH! OH! WHAT THE HELL MAN?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT MY CHILD!!! 00:04:52.020 --> 00:04:56.260 OH IT HURTS!! IT- AH SHI- NAILED IT 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:58.480 They're eating my leg boy! 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:02.140 Oh my god. It's going a little fast. 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:07.460 Oh there's turrets! There's frickin turrets back flip 00:05:07.460 --> 00:05:09.040 (Ameyzing how do yoo do it poods) 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.220 Oh my god that was the coolest trick ever!! 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:12.520 If only you're mum saw that!! 00:05:12.900 --> 00:05:16.400 NICE!! I call that "Break my leg and-" 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:17.380 Shaww fuck and 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:18.340 kill my child. 00:05:18.880 --> 00:05:22.560 OH! I'M ACTUALLY REALLY ENJOYING PLAYING THIS GAME!! 00:05:22.740 --> 00:05:28.200 OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! YOU JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD TIMMY!!!! 00:05:28.300 --> 00:05:29.360 YEAH!! 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:30.000 (Song: Undertale OST 015: Sans) 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:33.380 OW. OW. OW. OW 00:05:33.380 --> 00:05:36.240 (Stop sleeping and get up) 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:37.120 Fuck my Life! 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:39.180 Oh fuck sake! Not these! 00:05:39.900 --> 00:05:40.400 bonk 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:41.400 AHHHHHH!! 00:05:41.900 --> 00:05:43.120 SON OF A BITCH!! 00:05:43.660 --> 00:05:44.280 STOP! 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:45.120 bonk 00:05:45.300 --> 00:05:45.800 OH! 00:05:46.400 --> 00:05:47.000 ecksplodes 00:05:47.200 --> 00:05:49.620 OH SHIT!! 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:51.220 explodes again 00:05:51.740 --> 00:05:53.460 OH THERES MINES!! 00:05:53.460 --> 00:05:55.400 Oh my god theres mines everywhere. 00:05:55.400 --> 00:05:55.900 Another exploshun 00:05:55.900 --> 00:05:57.860 Shh- that's okay! 00:05:57.880 --> 00:06:01.980 AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SSSPPPEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeDDD! Ah I'm Scared. 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:03.700 SPEED!! 00:06:04.020 --> 00:06:06.880 OH GOD THERE'S MINES EVERYWHERE!! THERE'S MINES EVERYWHERE!! 00:06:06.900 --> 00:06:08.900 Jesus Noo !! 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:10.580 bonk 00:06:10.900 --> 00:06:11.740 OH! 00:06:11.740 --> 00:06:12.860 FUCK YOU JIMMY!! 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:14.140 YEAH!!!!!! 00:06:14.140 --> 00:06:16.220 SUCK IT JIMMY! SUCK IT!! (He would if you had one.) 00:06:16.220 --> 00:06:19.280 Oh we have the crazy maps now. Fucking hell dude. 00:06:19.280 --> 00:06:22.140 There's mines everywhere and- oh Jimmy's gone! 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.300 My only shield of defense has gone. 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:30.300 I've got an arrow through my genitalia and Ahhh shit that's going to hurt tomorrow. 00:06:30.540 --> 00:06:32.820 OOOOOH! WE ARE FINE!! 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:35.720 EVERYTHING'S FINE!! 00:06:35.860 --> 00:06:37.940 I can(can't) actually do this! FRONT FLIP!! 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:39.240 That was awesome! 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:41.320 Fuck yeah!! 00:06:41.380 --> 00:06:42.900 I took the flag with me! 00:06:42.900 --> 00:06:44.300 (Laugh) 00:06:44.300 --> 00:06:48.140 Okay. So that's what Guts and Glory has to offer right now. 00:06:48.140 --> 00:06:52.920 It looks like a really promising game. Remember this is in PRE-ALPHA! It's a very early game. 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:58.100 If you are interested about the game then I'm going to leave a link in the description. It's really cool stuff! 00:06:58.100 --> 00:07:01.580 And if you did enjoy this video then please do leave a like and I'll see you bros in the next one. 00:07:01.840 --> 00:07:04.660 And as always stay awesome bros!! 00:07:04.660 --> 00:07:10.520 (Outro music plays) 00:07:10.520 --> 00:07:14.580 Recommended Video: WELCOME TO THE GAME. 00:07:14.580 --> 00:07:18.980 Daily PewDiePie Art: @ohlittlefOX 00:07:18.980 --> 00:07:29.800 Next Video: To Be Added.