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最初翻譯 by玳玳

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薩旦啊拜託

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不要再有happy wheels 的影片了

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我再也承受不住了

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我不行了

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不

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該怎麼處理happy wheels

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喔 ! 這是什麼?

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guts(勇氣、膽量) and glory(榮譽、讚美)

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這個遊戲你們可能還沒有聽過

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這是一個pre-alpha(功能較不完整的版本)

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這代表我比較酷兒你們可以吸我的#%*&

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扯太遠了

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它放在一個網站上而我看到後

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真的很可笑，但我們要來看看

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喔~我的天哪

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來吧!提米~那是你的名子嗎?

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OK~我得送你上學呢孩子

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OMG

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搞毛啊

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我不知道還可以那樣呢

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好囉!來吧提米 我們得快一點

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喔 喔我沒看到那個

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好  走囉!

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後空翻(backflip)

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喔我的媽呀

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那超酷的!

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兒子 我們得快點開始 要來跳過這東東才行

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帥啦~

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就跟我們計畫的一樣

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喔不 ! 喔不  喔~

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搞屁啊

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提米被攻擊了

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再試一次囉

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哇ㄟ天公伯啊

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它的頭頭頭頭......

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我們得送你上學啊孩子

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這就對了

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喔~快 !!

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慢動作按C

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哇  看看這

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天哪~這很難ㄟ

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來吧  提米

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它的名子真的是提米嗎?看起來是別的  管它的

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come on

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OH ! NOOOOO

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媽的!!!!!!

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我是世界上最差勁的小孩

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這全都是小孩的錯

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爸比~可是     閉嘴

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OK

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我們要來囉

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去頂端吧寶貝

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喔喔喔喔喔

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那聲音

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這是一個腳斷了的男人

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你會得到報應的 ! 提米

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看看那身體

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你在後面還好吧孩子

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喔  我們擺脫他了哈哈

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這樣終於沒人妨礙我停車了

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這太棒了

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就是這了

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這一刻終於到來

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我等了84年了  GO!!

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耶~

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哇嗚嗚嗚嗚

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媽的!!

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你在開玩笑吧

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喔我的孩子在身邊了

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好吧  哪可真是虎頭蛇尾(anticlimactic)

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從塔樓中生存

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認真的?!

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爸比我認為我們不應該這樣做

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別當個娘泡!! 來囉

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沒關係

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還真的成功了

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OMG這遊戲也太瘋狂了

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喔喔 你没對準  喔 喔 shit

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shit !全部都是

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喔喔喔喔

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哈哈哈

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好  我們要慢一點

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來囉

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我怕怕

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喔  噗ㄘ哈哈

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我們掉進陷阱囉

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打不到我勒

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啊啊 那很痛耶

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我想我的手斷了

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結束了!!!

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那超讚的

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這遊戲超好玩的

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就只是個讚讚的家庭騎車

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什麼啊?!搞什麼?OMG

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我們正遭受攻擊!!

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你不能攻擊我! 攻擊我的孩子

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OH那只是腿  是我的右後衛

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這就是為什麼我有兩條腿

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爸比你在幹嘛啊

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別擔心

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別太擔心

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喔喔 喔喔

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喔喔

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搞毛啊?!那應該是要打中我的孩子的

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啊啊~

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痛痛

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成功了

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我的腿腿啊

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OMG~~~

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好像越來越快了?

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那裡有傳送門

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後空翻

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OMG那是有史以來最帥的把戲

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只有你媽看得到

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帥啦!!

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我稱那為我斷腿之術

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我真的超享受這遊戲

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喔天啊  天啊

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我剛......喔喔喔提米正中頭部

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耶~

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凹......凹......凹......

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去我的人生

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喔媽的  拜託不要是這個

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啊啊

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你這XX的

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停!!

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喔喔喔喔

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喔shit

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喔~那是地雷

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OMG那裡全部都是地雷

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還好啦

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啊啊啊

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加速~~~~

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啊~我會怕怕啦

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加速~~~~

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OH天啊那裡全部都是地雷

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天公伯啊NOOOOOO

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我們可以......喔喔去你的

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耶~~

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吸&%*# 吸*%^$#@

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我們來到了一個瘋狂的地圖中了老兄

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那裡全部都是地雷

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啊 ~~幾米(他換了?)跑了

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最讓我羞愧地防禦(defense)跑了

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我得到一個從我的生殖器(genitalia)出來的指向

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OH shit 那很傷手臂的

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我們都很好~~~~一切都很好~~~~

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我其實可以這樣ㄟ

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前翻

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那超讚的!!

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fuck yeah~

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我對自己做了一個翻哈哈

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好了~這就是guts and glory 全部目前會提供的種類

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它看起來會是一個很有看頭的遊戲

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請記得這目前只是不完整的版本

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如果你對這個遊戲有興趣，我已經把網址留在下面了

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這真的很酷

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然後如果你喜歡這個影片，記得按個讚

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我會在下部影片跟你們見

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還有保持出色BROS~