OHHHH BoOIIIII
Heyyy
Guts and Glory is a video game
We're doing a videogame now boys and girls (oh really?)
It's a really fun game we got updated I thought we could check it out together. And let's go...
See now we have Earl available
That's Hilarious
Because Earl has guns
Let's see what Earl can do. What the fuck is this?
Well, I'm enjoying myself
* Thug life gangster music plays*
I'm a natural born .......
*brain fart*
Game... OH!
Here we go..... if.... Earl....
*Game audio set to 0*
I just muted the volume of the game...
What is happening?
OOH! Earl is off!
Yes!
Earl is the best driver in the world!
Earl knows EXACTLY what he's doin'!
(Shake dat ass)
OOOOOOOHHHHH!
Oh Mah Gawd Earls got a new ability!
(nailed it)
(Sad emotional music plays)
Now that's a nice f*ckin' split, right there...
Oh we can play with a car!
Oh my God that's amaz..... The Yang Family!
Yes going to school!
Where the hell ARE they going?
Oh no jang family!
Please, oh yang family!
Backflip! Yang family!
Fuck yeah!
(cries of agony)
OOOOH WHAT THE SHIT?!
OH NO! Let's give that another go.
This is awesome!
The Jang Family, they just wanted to drive their car. But they were about to find out...
that driving cars isn't so easy.
Wait you said yang not Jang? Ugh more work!
I'm not going back editing my subtitles. <3 Apologies for the mistake. Shout @sosimomi
* Happy TV family sitcom theme plays*
We gotta get you to school, son! :D
if you late u got spanky (the fuck poods -_-)
And mommy will watch *lol*
oh no
oohh... ohhh....
the kid is almost falling out
the kid is still in.. the kid is.. ahh
the kid is dead (bad papa pood -.-)
wife is giving me a blow job (u want more kid? *lol)
oh god
where we going now
(where the f*ck am i)
this
is the consturct
how the fuck am i supposed to get there
oh
well that answer that question (silly poods)
here we go
its so hard to control
he's outta control
get it (nah)
hey look at that (wow)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT !! (that was a mine -_-)
oh there's mines every... -_-
here we go can hit shit boy...
ahh fuck
this is why you should not drink and drive
(Thug music coming)
*laughing*
oh oh
he went facing on...
eyy my car (RIP CAR 2016-2016)
OH HELL YEAH
now that what's im talking about honey
check out our new house
that did not work the way i want it
what the fuck is that wheel doing
how it
how
look at this 2x
do something cool
HELL YEAH
ooooohhh wow
(nailed it poods)
(some nice music playing)
and from that day were known as dolphin family
here it is... doing good OOHH NOO not the cannon
BOOST!!!
SHIT
you can do it earl 3x... you got this
alright here we go CANNONS
BOOST!!!
ooh OOH *laughing* god dammit
uuuhh oohh
fuck that hurts
like inside that hurt
here we go (again -_-)
boost
can hit shit boooy
im fast as fuck
aaahh
wow i became a fucking crate
he looks like a dolphin
got stuck in one of thoose... ahhh (crate?)
plastic pieces.. you know it cant get out
cmon you fucking bitch
i fucking got they do fucking know who i am
oooooh boy
ooooooohhh
ooohh *laughing* the fuck happen
noo 2x
control 4x theeree it is
full control everyone
this is how its done
you think i need fucking wheels
fuck you
shit 3x oh im still...
still going bitches
aahhhh
nevermind
alright
can we do this 2x (nope)
ooh im going so fast
im going so fucking fast
ooooohhh *attractive sound*
UUH
oh my gawd its scared me so much
*heavy breathing*
what the fuck
i dont need to play horror game to get scared guys its fine
oky here we go
we gonna have so much fucking speed now
oh c'mon
here it is
dont get jumpscared
c'mon i got this no problem
no fucking problem
hundre... blaaaa
c'maaa
*pewds on heart attack :p*
noo no OH NOOO
FUUUUCCCKK
sad music .mp3
what the fuck is that
no nu nu nu nu
i dont get the checkpoint
NOOO
sta..
YESS!! (Achievement unlocked, got the checkpoint)
alright here we go
here we go
first try 4x
fuck yes
oh ho hoh my gawd
oh my goo what the fuck is
what the fuck is this thing
alright boy
sit tight you fucking bitch
hell yea
oh gawd theres arrow oh my gawd theres
this is ridiculus 2x
noo... not today
here we go
dodge them
shit,shit,shit,shit dodge them
dodge them
dodging left and right son
neeoo fucking hell that was so good
legit trying my fucking hardest (you are at least better than me)
rock music.mp3
still that rock music.mp3
oooohh
keep going
keep going son
keep fucking going
if you die now i sweaa ... my god
keep going
NOOO
oh i bail bail
we got it
we got this 3x
we just need (for) speed
we just need.. ahhh
*swedia swear words*
i got to do all that again (of course its rage game pewds)
this is stupid
another rock music.mp3
(nailed it)
thats it aww
keep going ignore the pain
ignore the pain!!
hell yea..
oh you fucking kidding me
right fucking now
are you fucking serious
the goal is right there and my son lived
ooh my gawd
this is stupid
thats it
thats fucking it
YESS!!
noooo!!
OOOW
NOO!
oohh
hoooh
NOOOOO!!
*cry in pewds read* comment #2
YESS
YASSS!
OOOOOOHH!
*innocent faces*
*evil laughter*
oooh, part of the plan (really u think u will win?)
YEEAA...
*rage Quit moment*
Ainsley : felix wait noo
*rage Quit moment*
Ainsley : Stay calm Please noo...
(rip Ainsley 2016-2016)
sad music.mp3
#pray4ainsley
what have i done (yeah what have u done)
(is that real tears?)
Sadmusic.mp3 continues