WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:00.500 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:01.160 OHHHH BoOIIIII 00:00:01.520 --> 00:00:02.200 Heyyy 00:00:02.200 --> 00:00:04.960 Guts and Glory is a video game 00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:08.180 We're doing a videogame now boys and girls (oh really?) 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:12.240 It's a really fun game we got updated I thought we could check it out together. And let's go... 00:00:12.560 --> 00:00:15.080 See now we have Earl available 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:16.580 That's Hilarious 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:18.580 Because Earl has guns 00:00:19.140 --> 00:00:22.020 Let's see what Earl can do. What the fuck is this? 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:28.740 Well, I'm enjoying myself 00:00:28.740 --> 00:00:33.140 * Thug life gangster music plays* 00:00:33.140 --> 00:00:35.180 I'm a natural born ....... 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:36.240 *brain fart* 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:36.940 Game... OH! 00:00:36.940 --> 00:00:38.940 Here we go..... if.... Earl.... 00:00:38.940 --> 00:00:39.740 *Game audio set to 0* 00:00:39.740 --> 00:00:40.760 I just muted the volume of the game... 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:42.700 What is happening? 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:45.600 OOH! Earl is off! 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:47.080 Yes! 00:00:47.080 --> 00:00:50.100 Earl is the best driver in the world! 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:53.300 Earl knows EXACTLY what he's doin'! 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:55.220 (Shake dat ass) 00:00:55.220 --> 00:00:57.060 OOOOOOOHHHHH! 00:00:57.060 --> 00:01:00.020 Oh Mah Gawd Earls got a new ability! 00:01:00.020 --> 00:01:01.640 (nailed it) 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:03.220 (Sad emotional music plays) 00:01:03.220 --> 00:01:04.660 Now that's a nice f*ckin' split, right there... 00:01:05.180 --> 00:01:06.620 Oh we can play with a car! 00:01:06.620 --> 00:01:10.320 Oh my God that's amaz..... The Yang Family! 00:01:10.320 --> 00:01:12.320 Yes going to school! 00:01:13.660 --> 00:01:14.820 Where the hell ARE they going? 00:01:15.660 --> 00:01:18.200 Oh no jang family! 00:01:19.380 --> 00:01:22.020 Please, oh yang family! 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:25.460 Backflip! Yang family! 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:27.600 Fuck yeah! 00:01:27.900 --> 00:01:29.000 (cries of agony) 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:31.540 OOOOH WHAT THE SHIT?! 00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:37.960 OH NO! Let's give that another go. 00:01:37.960 --> 00:01:39.540 This is awesome! 00:01:39.540 --> 00:01:45.360 The Jang Family, they just wanted to drive their car. But they were about to find out... 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:48.440 that driving cars isn't so easy. 00:01:48.440 --> 00:01:51.020 Wait you said yang not Jang? Ugh more work! 00:01:51.020 --> 00:01:51.520 I'm not going back editing my subtitles. <3 Apologies for the mistake. Shout @sosimomi 00:01:51.520 --> 00:02:03.240 * Happy TV family sitcom theme plays* 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:14.760 We gotta get you to school, son! :D 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:18.240 if you late u got spanky (the fuck poods -_-) 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:19.940 And mommy will watch *lol* 00:02:19.940 --> 00:02:20.440 oh no 00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:22.400 oohh... ohhh.... 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:24.120 the kid is almost falling out 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:26.260 the kid is still in.. the kid is.. ahh 00:02:26.260 --> 00:02:27.340 the kid is dead (bad papa pood -.-) 00:02:27.440 --> 00:02:29.440 wife is giving me a blow job (u want more kid? *lol) 00:02:29.440 --> 00:02:29.960 oh god 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:30.600 where we going now 00:02:37.100 --> 00:02:39.600 (where the f*ck am i) 00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:41.720 this 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:43.680 is the consturct 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:46.880 how the fuck am i supposed to get there 00:02:47.140 --> 00:02:47.860 oh 00:02:48.760 --> 00:02:50.060 well that answer that question (silly poods) 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:51.260 here we go 00:02:51.640 --> 00:02:53.640 its so hard to control 00:02:53.640 --> 00:02:54.680 he's outta control 00:02:55.740 --> 00:02:56.240 get it (nah) 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:57.360 hey look at that (wow) 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:01.820 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT !! (that was a mine -_-) 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.000 oh there's mines every... -_- 00:03:09.420 --> 00:03:11.420 here we go can hit shit boy... 00:03:11.420 --> 00:03:12.320 ahh fuck 00:03:12.320 --> 00:03:14.600 this is why you should not drink and drive 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:18.220 (Thug music coming) 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:19.880 *laughing* 00:03:19.880 --> 00:03:20.380 oh oh 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:21.860 he went facing on... 00:03:21.860 --> 00:03:23.200 eyy my car (RIP CAR 2016-2016) 00:03:23.320 --> 00:03:24.320 OH HELL YEAH 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:27.280 now that what's im talking about honey 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:28.620 check out our new house 00:03:30.300 --> 00:03:32.260 that did not work the way i want it 00:03:32.860 --> 00:03:34.400 what the fuck is that wheel doing 00:03:35.460 --> 00:03:35.960 how it 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:37.060 how 00:03:37.420 --> 00:03:38.240 look at this 2x 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:38.740 do something cool 00:03:39.900 --> 00:03:40.880 HELL YEAH 00:03:41.540 --> 00:03:43.460 ooooohhh wow 00:03:43.760 --> 00:03:45.120 (nailed it poods) 00:03:45.980 --> 00:03:53.080 (some nice music playing) 00:03:53.220 --> 00:03:56.120 and from that day were known as dolphin family 00:03:56.700 --> 00:03:59.080 here it is... doing good OOHH NOO not the cannon 00:03:59.860 --> 00:04:00.840 BOOST!!! 00:04:02.100 --> 00:04:02.880 SHIT 00:04:04.040 --> 00:04:07.460 you can do it earl 3x... you got this 00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:08.940 alright here we go CANNONS 00:04:09.780 --> 00:04:10.840 BOOST!!! 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:14.520 ooh OOH *laughing* god dammit 00:04:16.660 --> 00:04:17.400 uuuhh oohh 00:04:17.700 --> 00:04:18.540 fuck that hurts 00:04:18.700 --> 00:04:20.040 like inside that hurt 00:04:20.340 --> 00:04:21.780 here we go (again -_-) 00:04:22.700 --> 00:04:23.200 boost 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:25.840 can hit shit boooy 00:04:26.720 --> 00:04:28.020 im fast as fuck 00:04:28.020 --> 00:04:29.020 aaahh 00:04:29.420 --> 00:04:31.260 wow i became a fucking crate 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:33.020 he looks like a dolphin 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:36.360 got stuck in one of thoose... ahhh (crate?) 00:04:36.860 --> 00:04:38.520 plastic pieces.. you know it cant get out 00:04:38.840 --> 00:04:40.360 cmon you fucking bitch 00:04:40.500 --> 00:04:43.480 i fucking got they do fucking know who i am 00:04:44.180 --> 00:04:45.400 oooooh boy 00:04:46.300 --> 00:04:48.140 ooooooohhh 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:51.940 ooohh *laughing* the fuck happen 00:04:52.100 --> 00:04:53.240 noo 2x 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:56.860 control 4x theeree it is 00:04:57.220 --> 00:04:58.920 full control everyone 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:00.440 this is how its done 00:05:00.440 --> 00:05:02.140 you think i need fucking wheels 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:03.440 fuck you 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:06.460 shit 3x oh im still... 00:05:07.200 --> 00:05:08.620 still going bitches 00:05:09.200 --> 00:05:09.700 aahhhh 00:05:11.880 --> 00:05:12.380 nevermind 00:05:12.620 --> 00:05:13.180 alright 00:05:13.220 --> 00:05:14.740 can we do this 2x (nope) 00:05:15.140 --> 00:05:16.420 ooh im going so fast 00:05:16.420 --> 00:05:17.860 im going so fucking fast 00:05:19.400 --> 00:05:20.560 ooooohhh *attractive sound* 00:05:21.020 --> 00:05:21.660 UUH 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.520 oh my gawd its scared me so much 00:05:25.640 --> 00:05:26.540 *heavy breathing* 00:05:26.960 --> 00:05:27.460 what the fuck 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.320 i dont need to play horror game to get scared guys its fine 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:31.320 oky here we go 00:05:31.320 --> 00:05:32.980 we gonna have so much fucking speed now 00:05:35.820 --> 00:05:36.940 oh c'mon 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:38.220 here it is 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:40.960 dont get jumpscared 00:05:40.960 --> 00:05:42.100 dont get jumpscared 00:05:42.520 --> 00:05:44.420 c'mon i got this no problem 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:45.880 no fucking problem 00:05:46.180 --> 00:05:46.920 hundre... blaaaa 00:05:48.300 --> 00:05:48.900 c'maaa 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.780 *pewds on heart attack :p* 00:05:51.780 --> 00:05:53.140 noo no OH NOOO 00:05:53.400 --> 00:05:54.360 FUUUUCCCKK 00:05:54.880 --> 00:06:05.340 sad music .mp3 00:06:05.340 --> 00:06:06.560 what the fuck is that 00:06:06.900 --> 00:06:07.700 no nu nu nu nu 00:06:07.700 --> 00:06:08.360 i dont get the checkpoint 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:12.420 NOOO 00:06:13.300 --> 00:06:13.800 sta.. 00:06:15.140 --> 00:06:16.540 YESS!! (Achievement unlocked, got the checkpoint) 00:06:17.100 --> 00:06:17.860 alright here we go 00:06:17.880 --> 00:06:18.520 here we go 00:06:18.980 --> 00:06:21.680 first try 4x 00:06:21.900 --> 00:06:22.460 fuck yes 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:26.100 oh ho hoh my gawd 00:06:26.300 --> 00:06:27.900 oh my goo what the fuck is 00:06:28.340 --> 00:06:29.420 what the fuck is this thing 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:30.280 alright boy 00:06:31.740 --> 00:06:33.460 sit tight you fucking bitch 00:06:34.220 --> 00:06:34.780 hell yea 00:06:35.420 --> 00:06:37.380 oh gawd theres arrow oh my gawd theres 00:06:37.900 --> 00:06:39.540 this is ridiculus 2x 00:06:40.340 --> 00:06:41.560 noo... not today 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:42.880 here we go 00:06:43.820 --> 00:06:44.460 here we go 00:06:44.740 --> 00:06:45.460 dodge them 00:06:46.380 --> 00:06:48.780 shit,shit,shit,shit dodge them 00:06:49.300 --> 00:06:50.020 dodge them 00:06:50.580 --> 00:06:51.920 dodging left and right son 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:54.800 neeoo fucking hell that was so good 00:06:55.320 --> 00:06:57.240 legit trying my fucking hardest (you are at least better than me) 00:06:57.740 --> 00:07:24.600 rock music.mp3 00:07:26.840 --> 00:07:31.960 still that rock music.mp3 00:07:32.220 --> 00:07:32.720 oooohh 00:07:33.320 --> 00:07:34.440 keep going 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:36.500 keep going son 00:07:36.940 --> 00:07:38.380 keep fucking going 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:42.900 if you die now i sweaa ... my god 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:44.220 keep going 00:07:44.780 --> 00:07:45.660 keep going 00:07:46.140 --> 00:07:46.940 keep going 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:48.100 NOOO 00:07:48.460 --> 00:07:49.760 oh i bail bail 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:50.560 we got it 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.340 we got this 3x 00:07:52.340 --> 00:07:53.720 we just need (for) speed 00:07:54.200 --> 00:07:55.340 we just need.. ahhh 00:07:55.440 --> 00:07:59.640 *swedia swear words* 00:08:00.820 --> 00:08:02.560 i got to do all that again (of course its rage game pewds) 00:08:07.080 --> 00:08:08.040 this is stupid 00:08:08.260 --> 00:08:11.040 another rock music.mp3 00:08:11.180 --> 00:08:12.080 (nailed it) 00:08:13.280 --> 00:08:14.400 thats it aww 00:08:15.060 --> 00:08:16.420 keep going ignore the pain 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:18.120 ignore the pain!! 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:19.320 hell yea.. 00:08:20.080 --> 00:08:21.440 oh you fucking kidding me 00:08:21.500 --> 00:08:22.680 right fucking now 00:08:22.900 --> 00:08:24.500 are you fucking serious 00:08:24.840 --> 00:08:26.800 the goal is right there and my son lived 00:08:27.380 --> 00:08:28.280 ooh my gawd 00:08:30.100 --> 00:08:31.140 this is stupid 00:08:31.440 --> 00:08:32.000 thats it 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:33.840 thats fucking it 00:08:34.460 --> 00:08:34.960 YESS!! 00:08:36.940 --> 00:08:37.500 noooo!! 00:08:38.400 --> 00:08:38.900 OOOW 00:08:39.420 --> 00:08:39.920 NOO! 00:08:40.060 --> 00:08:40.600 oohh 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:41.500 hoooh 00:08:42.760 --> 00:08:44.100 NOOOOO!! 00:08:44.300 --> 00:08:45.340 *cry in pewds read* comment #2 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:49.500 YESS 00:08:51.380 --> 00:08:51.880 YASSS! 00:08:54.180 --> 00:08:55.600 OOOOOOHH! 00:08:56.640 --> 00:08:57.840 *innocent faces* 00:08:58.220 --> 00:09:02.080 *evil laughter* 00:09:02.560 --> 00:09:04.760 oooh, part of the plan (really u think u will win?) 00:09:05.640 --> 00:09:06.140 YEEAA... 00:09:06.520 --> 00:09:11.100 *rage Quit moment* 00:09:11.100 --> 00:09:12.840 Ainsley : felix wait noo 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:13.840 *rage Quit moment* 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:15.960 Ainsley : Stay calm Please noo... 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:19.000 (rip Ainsley 2016-2016) 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:26.800 sad music.mp3 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:31.760 #pray4ainsley 00:09:38.420 --> 00:09:39.120 what have i done (yeah what have u done) 00:09:47.900 --> 00:09:49.040 (is that real tears?) 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:27.660 Sadmusic.mp3 continues