WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:11.440 --> 00:00:13.940 It's BOSHY time. 00:00:14.140 --> 00:00:19.740 Felix: It's Boshy time. Hell yea everybody, This is the moment you've all been waiting for 00:00:20.500 --> 00:00:24.700 Oh PewDiePie's playing I Wanna Be the Guy but I Wanna Be the Boshy is way harder 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:28.440 Oh Pewdiepie didn't even finish I Wanna Be the Guy- %^$%^$^% 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:33.620 I lost the save file, and I can't be fucked okay, but let's play I wanna be Boshy 00:00:33.629 --> 00:00:35.819 Oh, it's so hard. Oh, it's so hard 00:00:35.819 --> 00:00:37.030 Ayeee *stfu* 00:00:37.030 --> 00:00:40.169 All right, here's the tutorial like I haven't figured that out. 00:00:40.169 --> 00:00:43.040 [Kirby music playin'] 00:00:43.040 --> 00:00:45.000 What the- 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.700 [Kirby music continuing] 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:50.300 Shut- I know how to play a game. 00:00:51.760 --> 00:00:55.829 Oh no. Oh no, I can't do the tutorial... Oh no. 00:00:57.420 --> 00:01:00.400 [Moaning] 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:01.800 Oh, this is bad. 00:01:04.260 --> 00:01:08.900 Ohhh look at that, easy. Shooting. Use the X-Key to shoot a bullet wi- WHAT? 00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:12.060 What the 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:16.440 *[Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah] in the background* 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.020 Save jump it can be done by.... Oh shoot a save point. 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:23.340 Stfu 00:01:23.340 --> 00:01:24.860 [Here we go] It's Boshy time 00:01:24.860 --> 00:01:27.360 It's- It's- It- It's Bo- It's B- 00:01:27.360 --> 00:01:29.600 It's Bosh- It's Boshy time... 00:01:30.720 --> 00:01:34.460 It's Bo- It's Bo- It's Bosh- It's Bo- 00:01:34.460 --> 00:01:34.960 *Fuck yeah* 00:01:35.140 --> 00:01:36.720 It's Boshy time! 00:01:36.720 --> 00:01:42.520 Hey, I did it! God damn, I'm a genius. I see I don't need those... Go away from me 00:01:43.979 --> 00:01:46.969 Okay, here we go everybody. Hey good. OOohheehhhh 00:01:51.390 --> 00:01:54.800 Ohh great... Noooo I go back here. Are you kidding me? 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:05.750 Alright alright so that wasn't actually a save. That's so annoying... Oh my god 00:02:08.970 --> 00:02:11.419 Where do I go? Oh my god? 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:14.660 Okay... Alright 00:02:15.860 --> 00:02:18.240 What if I go over it... Oh, okay? 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:23.280 Are you kidding me 00:02:34.540 --> 00:02:41.580 Alright you can't- you can't do anything. Where do I go? Where do I go? Oh my god! 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.400 So annoying 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:45.300 HAAAA 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:47.100 HAAAAAA 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:52.080 Stop being so annoying. Alright, don't jump 00:02:55.000 --> 00:03:01.440 I'm just gonna- Okay, okay, where am I? 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:11.820 What 00:03:13.150 --> 00:03:17.610 Okay all right. Where am I... What killed me here last time. I have no idea 00:03:19.540 --> 00:03:21.540 Okay, I- 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:29.000 Oh God are you kidding me? That looks super difficult! I don't even see how! 00:03:31.780 --> 00:03:39.080 Great... Good job [x2] Oh my god. Of course. Why don't I just shoot it there? 00:03:42.420 --> 00:03:44.700 Did the save just shoot me back? 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:50.400 Lemme try this.... HA 00:03:50.410 --> 00:03:53.039 What are you gonna do now huh? whatchu gon do now HUH? 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.000 umm.. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:59.100 Why did I do this... Oh the game is- the game is slowing down 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:06.720 Ahhh... Game, can you- You can stop... You can stop now game? Oh God? Oh? Oh, it's- 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:09.440 not Boshy time 00:04:12.200 --> 00:04:17.200 I don't want boshy time... I don't want it. I don't want it anymore. Wait, F3 changes my character? 00:04:17.880 --> 00:04:19.680 [intense music] 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:20.620 Oh look at dat! 00:04:20.620 --> 00:04:23.120 [More intense music] 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:24.480 Hey look at... 00:04:24.700 --> 00:04:28.760 What!? I can play as Pedobear, that's like my favorite character 00:04:42.440 --> 00:04:48.240 What the hell I'm way too slow... Who even is Boshy, and why is he so mean 00:04:49.169 --> 00:04:51.120 Come on. This is easy 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:53.149 this bit is easy bit 00:04:54.300 --> 00:05:01.100 I forgot that I needed to go to the place- you ******* **** You frickin Frick, I mean. Sorry Youtube 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.180 Com'on Pedobear you can totally do it 00:05:07.380 --> 00:05:09.100 This is ez 00:05:09.620 --> 00:05:10.920 This is super- 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:12.300 EZ 00:05:12.300 --> 00:05:13.940 It's fine [x2] 00:05:13.940 --> 00:05:16.020 It's fine... All right don't worry about me 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:23.640 Worry about yourself, HUH, have you ever worried about yourself before, HUH maybe that's why you're a slob sitting at home... 00:05:23.640 --> 00:05:25.440 Watching fucking YouTube videos 00:05:25.440 --> 00:05:27.120 You loser 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:30.679 I'm a winner, OK? I'm a winner look at this 00:05:32.010 --> 00:05:35.179 [Swearing in Swedish]: But you fucking cunt's fucking cunt-cake (no, not a typo lol) 00:05:35.699 --> 00:05:43.639 I think... I think this game might be a little difficult. I don't know. I don't know what- wada wada wanted to say about 00:05:44.250 --> 00:05:46.459 The game... It might be- It might- 00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:52.909 I can't even **** suck my own **** I can't even do the first thing 00:05:52.909 --> 00:05:56.269 I can't even d-do the first thing 00:05:57.180 --> 00:05:59.180 90 times?? 00:06:04.960 --> 00:06:06.960 No, go up on it mannn 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:08.960 It sucka **** time 00:06:12.700 --> 00:06:16.180 Com'on Boshy you can do it mann... I believe in you 00:06:17.460 --> 00:06:20.260 Look at the- look at these ma- 00:06:21.520 --> 00:06:26.039 This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is just what I want 00:06:26.259 --> 00:06:28.709 This is what I wanted and you wanted a challenge 00:06:29.349 --> 00:06:31.349 It's just not even that difficult 00:06:31.740 --> 00:06:34.799 You're on the first jump Poodz... You're on the first 00:06:35.919 --> 00:06:37.948 God Damn... Ju- fine 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:42.620 What the hell were you thinking? Come on, come on 00:06:42.840 --> 00:06:43.500 Focus 00:06:44.020 --> 00:06:44.540 Focus 00:06:45.100 --> 00:06:47.900 You got this, come on [x3] 00:06:51.860 --> 00:06:53.280 Come on. Come on. 00:06:53.280 --> 00:06:55.300 [Swedish]: come on, you fucking- 00:06:55.300 --> 00:06:57.600 [whisper] Are you retarded [x3] 00:06:58.260 --> 00:07:05.400 [mumbling] I ain't givin' up 00:07:06.300 --> 00:07:12.860 I really should give up- I realy shou- I- I should give up... Neva. Neva quit. I ain't a *Kweder* 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:14.060 Imma Quada 00:07:14.640 --> 00:07:15.320 I'm a Quack 00:07:15.840 --> 00:07:16.540 I'm a *hoarse sound* 00:07:17.020 --> 00:07:17.760 I'm a Kezzo 00:07:18.540 --> 00:07:19.200 I'm a Kess- 00:07:19.980 --> 00:07:21.200 I'm a Kettzz- Are you ffff- 00:07:21.900 --> 00:07:23.900 How am I getting worse?! 00:07:23.900 --> 00:07:25.420 Com'on man 00:07:25.420 --> 00:07:31.300 Felix... Seriously, you just have to focus on yourself 00:07:32.620 --> 00:07:37.120 Stop doin' the stupid voices and focus for once 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:39.440 Good job, you- [laughter] 00:07:39.820 --> 00:07:42.680 [Swedish]: it was really close that time! 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:45.900 [Swedish]: it was super close, like! 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:48.080 [Swedish]: You laugh? 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:53.500 [Swedish]: Ey, man? Ey man, you want some c*ck? 00:07:53.840 --> 00:07:55.420 Huh? Huh!? 00:07:55.960 --> 00:07:58.420 [Swedish]: Answer then! You'll get-! 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:00.820 [Swedish]: Yes but of course... [x2]: 00:08:01.180 --> 00:08:04.320 [Swedish]: (?) -if you outsmart them you'll get some cock, huh? Huh? 00:08:04.320 --> 00:08:07.900 [Swedish]: Do you want a little something in your ass, or? Huh? You- 00:08:07.940 --> 00:08:08.800 Jävlar! 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:09.380 Damnit! 00:08:10.320 --> 00:08:17.420 I can do it. I know I can. I just need to do it once and then I know I can do, okay. That's how it works 00:08:18.700 --> 00:08:20.700 Get up on it!!!! 00:08:23.140 --> 00:08:26.460 Am I even recording? Where did it go? 00:08:27.200 --> 00:08:29.580 [Swedish]: Come ooonnnn! 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:34.240 Okay, go here, jump down there, wait- 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:39.860 This is where evolution has taken us... God damn it, come on 00:08:40.390 --> 00:08:48.029 I can't even do the first jump. I can't do the first jump. I just can't- I can't do it. I just can't do it 00:08:48.180 --> 00:08:50.180 I just cannot- 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:51.260 DO IT 00:08:51.580 --> 00:08:56.320 COM'ON COM'ON... Are you KIDDING me? 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.180 How are you this bad?! Be quiet, be quiet, all right? 00:09:00.180 --> 00:09:05.520 I don't need you talking to me like that, come on, give me some encouragement... Damn it 00:09:05.980 --> 00:09:09.360 Yeah, you can do it! Yes, I can do it, look at me go 00:09:09.900 --> 00:09:11.420 Easy [x2] 00:09:11.900 --> 00:09:14.740 Easy... Look at that shit, look at it 00:09:14.740 --> 00:09:16.740 And now he does th- 00:09:16.780 --> 00:09:35.080 [Sobbing] 00:09:35.860 --> 00:09:37.240 AGAINNNNNN 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:39.640 [Panting] 00:09:39.900 --> 00:09:42.360 [Crazy laugher] 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:45.720 [plus demon laughter] 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:54.200 [Heavy breathing] 00:10:02.520 --> 00:10:05.660 [Typing] 00:10:06.540 --> 00:10:07.040 [click] 00:10:08.380 --> 00:10:10.380 "I am dead inside"