WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.430 --> 00:00:01.900 Remember Harry Potter? 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:03.460 "Rictusempra!" 00:00:03.460 --> 00:00:06.200 ~*magic*~ 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:08.380 No, no, not that Harry Potter. 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:15.400 I'm talking about the Harry Potter that navigated through the world of wizards and witches to save his family. 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:17.240 (intense music) 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:25.400 *Dementor noises* and ~*magic*~ 00:00:22.900 --> 00:00:25.180 (Dementor screeches) 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:27.580 No, not that harry Potter 00:00:28.279 --> 00:00:30.369 I'm talking about Harry Potter jr. 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:34.059 JUNIOR from Troll! Yes, of COURSE! 00:00:31.460 --> 00:00:34.059 junior from Troll yes, of course 00:00:35.420 --> 00:00:42.000 Yes, Harry Potter Jr.! Don't you remember? From the 1986 movie Troll? 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:42.900 Ohhhhhhh 00:00:42.900 --> 00:00:48.800 It's my favorite Harry Potter Jr.. *giggle* The best thing I've heard in years 00:00:48.860 --> 00:00:54.309 Has happened someone made the character Harry Potter junior 15? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:54.800 15 00:00:54.829 --> 00:00:55.879 years 00:00:55.879 --> 00:00:57.440 before 00:00:57.440 --> 00:00:59.559 the Harry Potter series from 00:01:00.400 --> 00:01:02.540 J.K. Rowling 00:01:02.720 --> 00:01:09.000 plagiarized the Harry Potter Jr. character played by Noah Hathaway in the Troll movie. 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:10.300 MY FAVOURITE 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:15.639 series of all time and I CAN'T BELIEVE more people are not talking about this 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:23.340 I am so disappointed in J.K.. My favorite anime character of all time for not... for disrespecting 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:24.960 copyright law. 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:29.140 Now the creator of troll has decided to make 00:01:30.460 --> 00:01:37.520 another movie because technically they own their right to the name Harry Potter Jr. 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:43.580 By copyright law they were first! The movie is going to be called 00:01:39.110 --> 00:01:43.809 By copyright law they were first the movie is going to be called troll 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:47.200 Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter Jr. 00:01:44.149 --> 00:01:47.199 The rise of Harry Potter Jr. 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:52.869 And I for once can't wait to see the real harry potter in action again 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:55.750 Thank God now Warner Brothers have replied 00:01:54.340 --> 00:01:56.420 Now Warner Brothers have replied 00:01:56.420 --> 00:02:01.280 They made a statement about this the coming of this film: "We will vigorously 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:04.740 defend our intellectual property rights and 00:02:04.820 --> 00:02:11.340 challenge any unlawful attempt to capitalize on the extraordinary success of the Harry Porry franchise 00:02:11.510 --> 00:02:14.620 As we told filmmakers years ago" 00:02:14.620 --> 00:02:19.690 Can you taste the salt? I feel like it's coming through the screen. 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:26.950 I haven't seen Troll. "Harry potter Jr., expected to have a little trouble getting adjusted in his new neighborhood 00:02:28.650 --> 00:02:29.939 Troll!" 00:02:29.939 --> 00:02:32.149 Y-you know I think I'm going to pass. The movie 00:02:32.150 --> 00:02:37.489 I have seen however which I actually don't know if it has any correlation to this movie 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:38.740 is Troll 2. 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:44.220 Just so we can get excited for the new Troll movie the rise of Harry Potter, Jr. 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:47.900 What a troll by the way, let's go through Troll 2 and see what we can expect. 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:50.840 "Who are they Grandpa" -"Cruel, 00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:51.480 - "Cruel, 00:02:51.480 --> 00:02:53.480 deformed forest dwellers 00:02:53.760 --> 00:02:55.590 party creatures 00:02:55.590 --> 00:02:57.590 spiteful and impident 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.400 Y'know, they're vengeful and evil goblins.. " 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:04.880 he... so it starts off with a 00:03:04.880 --> 00:03:06.320 uh..a...a 00:03:06.320 --> 00:03:08.320 granddad telling a story to 00:03:08.720 --> 00:03:14.020 his...his grandson, but he doesn't call them trolls. He calls them anything but trolls. 00:03:08.720 --> 00:03:14.020 his grandson eh, but he doesn't call them trolls he calls them anything but trolls 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:15.220 -"cruel 00:03:14.660 --> 00:03:17.480 - "Cruel deformed forest dwellers" 00:03:17.660 --> 00:03:20.180 Just call them trolls. Please! 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:24.240 -"vengeful and evil goblins." - What do you mean Goblins!?? 00:03:25.380 --> 00:03:27.380 "That's the point. 00:03:27.380 --> 00:03:30.320 Goblins don't need to justify their cruel acts" 00:03:27.389 --> 00:03:32.029 Goblins don't need to Justify their cruel acts alright, it's it's right movie ? 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:32.020 Hold on, is this the right movie!? 00:03:30.780 --> 00:03:33.020 Hold on, is this the right movie!? 00:03:32.920 --> 00:03:35.740 This- this nibba's talkin' about Goblins! 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:36.060 This neighbors talking about Goblins. Oh 00:03:36.620 --> 00:03:40.300 Oh, oh, it's Troll 2. OK, I thought I was watching Goblin 2 for a minute. 00:03:40.300 --> 00:03:42.980 Hueah, that's a terrible film, don't wanna watch that shit 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:45.040 No one watch that shit 00:03:44.620 --> 00:03:49.100 [Crazy music] 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:50.912 "Goblin!?" 00:03:49.580 --> 00:03:50.820 a goblin ? 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:54.020 Acting 101 right there. 00:03:52.380 --> 00:03:54.060 Acting 101 right there. 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:54.720 acting 101 right there, oh 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:56.020 [grins weirdly] 00:03:56.640 --> 00:03:58.640 "A goblin!?" 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:03.539 So basically, ah the family decides to go on a summer holiday 00:04:04.510 --> 00:04:06.489 Everything is lovely, 00:04:06.489 --> 00:04:08.489 everything is nice. 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:11.100 The good old American 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:13.680 landscape. 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:19.060 Meanwhile on the way, Grandpa's trying to give hints. 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:19.840 "You have to make them go back." 00:04:19.840 --> 00:04:21.000 Grandpa is dead by now. 00:04:21.200 --> 00:04:24.100 But he's still leaving hints for you to leave 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:28.140 "And we have 30 seconds to come up with some way to stop them." 00:04:31.490 --> 00:04:33.970 -Oh wow, I swear time froze there! 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:42.040 -Oh wow they're not just ho- hueahe look you see her shake and everything. [chuckles] could they not have redone that take? 00:04:44.330 --> 00:04:48.309 [squeaky voice] Well where did granddad go? Where did he go? 00:04:50.060 --> 00:04:53.110 Nibba you had 30 seconds listen to your granddad! 00:04:53.110 --> 00:04:57.729 They're gonna eat the troll goo! You look like you're about to molest your family dude. What are you- 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:06.600 What is he gonna go!? 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:10.720 Did he jus- 00:05:11.640 --> 00:05:17.920 Did that- did that nibba just pee on his family? All right see this guy in blue. Best fucking character in the movie 00:05:18.420 --> 00:05:21.140 His acting you may have even seen before 00:05:21.890 --> 00:05:24.069 Because it's so good its world-renowned 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:26.780 - "I'll take care of him" 00:05:26.780 --> 00:05:30.010 So he saves this lady from the trolls. Sorry goblins! 00:05:33.700 --> 00:05:37.660 There's one of them that looks super freaky. I don't know which one it is. 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.800 THERE IT IS!! Oh my God what? 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:46.680 Let me give you some advice to to you dwarfs 00:05:48.110 --> 00:05:55.050 Oh shit, goblins doesn't like to be called dwarfs. - " you're going to be in a lot of trouble." 00:05:55.050 --> 00:05:56.990 [awkward italian sign] 00:05:56.990 --> 00:05:58.990 got'em hueahea oh 00:06:00.229 --> 00:06:02.229 shit 00:06:02.990 --> 00:06:04.990 "and remember-" [grooowls] 00:06:05.420 --> 00:06:07.419 always wear a condom 00:06:09.580 --> 00:06:13.480 [bad actor's scream] 00:06:15.140 --> 00:06:19.140 [impressed clap] 00:06:19.280 --> 00:06:21.280 Alright, so they run into a church 00:06:21.529 --> 00:06:23.419 "This is my house!" 00:06:23.420 --> 00:06:30.700 But it's the house of a witch and this is where the bluegle -the ah- blue shirt guy. He's acting really shined 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:36.340 "I can't, I can't move, why!? " - "You talk too much for me!" 00:06:37.100 --> 00:06:40.640 [bad acting, on point] 00:06:40.640 --> 00:06:44.480 [continuous bad acting] 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:46.260 *just die already* 00:06:46.260 --> 00:06:48.140 [forever screaming] 00:06:48.140 --> 00:06:50.140 "My God, what's happening to her?" 00:06:50.810 --> 00:06:52.810 I can't move, I cannot move! 00:06:53.170 --> 00:06:54.050 Why? ehehe 00:06:54.050 --> 00:06:54.790 Oh my God 00:06:54.790 --> 00:06:56.880 What is happening to her? 00:06:56.880 --> 00:06:59.780 "and why can't I move? There must be a logical reason for all of this!" 00:06:59.860 --> 00:07:04.060 and why can't I move? ehehe must be a logical reason to this? 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:05.580 They come to eat her 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:13.560 "They're eating her!!" and then follows the famous. Oh, so beautiful line Oscar-worthy: 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:15.920 "They're eating her! 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:17.920 And they're going to eat me!" 00:07:20.900 --> 00:07:25.920 Oh my GooooOOooOOOOOOOODD! 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:30.640 Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 00:07:31.300 --> 00:07:32.500 No 00:07:32.500 --> 00:07:36.140 Best film. "I don't like this place not one bit!" 00:07:36.500 --> 00:07:39.460 Yeah, I could only pee on my family once it wasn't that great even 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:41.780 R. Kelly made it like way better than it is. 00:07:41.860 --> 00:07:45.360 - "Oh and sheriff, where do the girls from around here go at night?" 00:07:46.220 --> 00:07:48.220 - "AHAHAHA! The girls!?" 00:07:51.340 --> 00:07:56.800 Also notice that the town is called Nilbog which I think it's a nice little touch because 00:07:57.469 --> 00:08:00.069 Listen to this: [whispers] Nilbog backwards 00:08:01.009 --> 00:08:06.368 is GOBLIN! Oh my God. How did we not see that? 00:08:08.200 --> 00:08:15.960 Oh my GoOOOOOd he became a PLANT! I don't believe it. This is incredible! 00:08:18.840 --> 00:08:21.900 And now the genius child discovers the secret. 00:08:22.400 --> 00:08:24.520 - "Grandpa, Grandpa Sam! Are you there?" 00:08:26.440 --> 00:08:29.060 Nilbog is goblin backwards... 00:08:29.200 --> 00:08:31.660 - "Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!?" 00:08:31.880 --> 00:08:32.500 NILBOG! 00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:36.280 - "This is their kingdom!!" 00:08:38.560 --> 00:08:40.560 Ahhh hell nah, it's their kingdom! 00:08:47.780 --> 00:08:50.700 Yeah, you can probably recover from that. I don't see a problem 00:08:50.760 --> 00:08:58.200 "What's wrong why did you stop?" - "When the time comes, you light the wick and throw the bottle. I'll create some confusion with this." 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:02.960 Wait, how is-how is he alive now? I don't get it 00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:03.460 What 00:09:03.740 --> 00:09:06.360 Troll also has the best sex scene of all time 00:09:07.500 --> 00:09:12.500 undisputable, better than the Room. So the witch eh became eh he h 00:09:12.500 --> 00:09:14.500 attractive now. 00:09:15.750 --> 00:09:22.849 And she swoozes her way to one of the men, but for some reason- "What we have to do is.. heat it up" 00:09:24.150 --> 00:09:27.230 There's corn in this scene! I don't- 00:09:29.190 --> 00:09:32.479 I don't know about the whole corn thing to be honest 00:09:36.620 --> 00:09:42.360 I'm pretty sure they're just throwing popcorn at them! 00:09:42.960 --> 00:09:45.560 [Felix, "eating popcorn" can be a slang for having sex] 00:09:45.560 --> 00:09:47.560 [just look up "eating popcorn meaning"] 00:09:49.800 --> 00:09:52.000 What the fuck was that!? This guy looks- 00:09:52.740 --> 00:09:57.840 This like, guy looks like a nice guy if I ever see someone come up to me with a smile like that I'd be boi- 00:09:57.920 --> 00:10:02.500 - "Can I help you?" - boi please please help me with anything you want 00:10:04.740 --> 00:10:06.740 "Can I help you?" 00:10:06.939 --> 00:10:13.439 - "Coffee" yeah, he really looks like he could use some coffee. This is me when I want coffee. Heahe!! 00:10:13.869 --> 00:10:16.499 - "There's no coffee here in Nilbog. It's the Devil's drink!!" 00:10:18.790 --> 00:10:20.559 - "Eggs" 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:25.919 I guess I'll go for the second-best then if he doesn't have any coffee. How about some eggs, please!!! 00:10:25.920 --> 00:10:28.949 I could really use some eggs 00:10:30.520 --> 00:10:31.500 - "Bacon" 00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:35.280 How about some bacon then! - "We're vegetarians here in Nilbog!" 00:10:35.470 --> 00:10:38.100 I'm not going to show the end cause I don't wanna spoil the entire movie 00:10:38.100 --> 00:10:41.999 I think you guys ah- if you haven't seen it. It's a great movie to watch with some friends 00:10:43.029 --> 00:10:50.458 I'm sure there's a drinking game for it as well, and now of course more than anything you feel the hype 00:10:51.249 --> 00:10:56.729 the strong hype for Troll: the Rise of Harry Potter Jr 00:10:57.279 --> 00:11:01.618 I can't wait! It's going to be the greatest movie of all time and 00:11:01.839 --> 00:11:08.279 finally we get to see Harry Potter for what he really is! And none of this bullshit fucking whatever his name is okay 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:11.428 You know what? I don't know what JK Rowling has to say about this 00:11:11.428 --> 00:11:16.139 She hasn't really made a statement yet, but I weigh what I imagine her first reaction to be: 00:11:16.640 --> 00:11:19.160 "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" 00:11:19.420 --> 00:11:23.200 Leave a like if you enjoyed this video, and thank you guys so much for watching! 00:11:23.860 --> 00:11:29.280 LET me know if you're excited for Harry Potter Jr: the Rise of the Goblin 00:11:29.340 --> 00:11:31.200 give whatever the fuck it's called. 00:11:31.340 --> 00:11:34.340 Tweet this video to JK Rowling! 00:11:34.340 --> 00:11:36.000 and as always 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.000 Sister Fister