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Language: en

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*Clearing voice*

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The rule is simple,

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Skrattar du, förlorar du (You laugh, you lose)

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How did this happen?

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Oh!

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What?

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How?

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Oh, my GAAAAAHH

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What?

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I am so confused how this happened.

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You laugh, you lose.

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Let's not laugh.

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K, it's not that hard! It's not that hard! (Omae wa mou shindeiru)

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He just went straight dolphin, out of nowhere!

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Warning (mild ear rape)

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Ooh, OOH!

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Oh, my GAAAH

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Brava, sei bellissima!

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Wow!

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That made me laugh.

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I lost.

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I lost, okay? Whatever.

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Oh my god.

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This is like, the oldest meme I can remember.

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I was so confused when I saw this,

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I'm like, what is, what is this joke?

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Have you guys seen this? Is this too, is this too old for you?

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Classic old, like -

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flash-based -

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It's back in the day when like these type of photoshop,

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And they're like, "Wow! How did they DO that?"

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This is a real -

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It's a good - it's a classic. It's a classic meme.

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It was a meme before it was meme. (what?)

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Have you ever guys thought about that? You know...

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There was a time...

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...before memes were real.

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IS THAT A MAN, RIDING A SHRIMP???

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*R2D2 Screeching*

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Gets me everytime man!

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IS THAT A MAN RIDING A SHRIMP???

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In Google Translate, I will proceed to type the characters, "E" and "Gu"!

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They translate to: Return.

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I shall copy them and paste them twice.

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It changes to: Regret.

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Once more: Eco-production!

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Once more, Eiffel Tower!

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And once more: DECEARING EGG!

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What?

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Once more is delicious breakfast.

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And once more is: DECEARING EGG!

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And once more is Delicious breakfast early evening soup.

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Wait, is this real?

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Okay, return.

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Regret, ha ha ha!

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Eco-production!

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Wednesday eggpling!

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Eco-production AGAIN!

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Delicious breakfast!

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Decearing egg!

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Delicious breakfast early evening.

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DECEARING EGG AGAIN.

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Delicious breakfast early morning.

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DECEARING EGO PREPARATION.

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Delicios antiperspir oeujeugyeu (gibberish)

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DeCEARING EGG EGOEGEGEGE

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Delicious breakthroughs of deep-sea squeeze.

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DECEARING EGG PREPARATION EGG...

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Delicious soup with delicious soup with delicious soup.

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Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu e guegu.

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Japanese language is such a beautiful, complicated language.

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You're asking me well, what animes I watch?

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Yeah. Are you a voice actor?

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Oh my god. It's a dude. (Nah, I'm not a voice actor.)

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I can spot a dude from miles away because I respect WAHMEN,

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Too much.

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And there is no way a WAHMEN is gonna like Umaru-chan origina- ironically, okay? Alright?

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Alright.

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(In a male voice) Oh, I love Boku no Pico man!

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That shit is the bomb!

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*Deadass laughing*

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That's the wrong music, look how happy he is.

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I've never seen a man happier in my life!

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He just found love!

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Be happy.

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Place some happy music.

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We hate Trump and we wanna make a change!

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How are we gonna do it?

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Oh, my GAAAAH!!

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It's a simple question: How? How are we gonna make a change?

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How are we gonna do it?

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Oh, WE HATE HIM!

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OOOH, HE'S THE WORST.

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HILLARY WAS THE BEST, man

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*thug life song plays*

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Too cool for dinner -

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CALM DOWN MOM, I'M CLUTCHING.

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I don't know if I would have believed you,

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If you told me two years ago, before I made my HeForShe speech,

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That we might have the first female president of The United States.

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Please don't let me down America!

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You're British. You're British!

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You can't even vote!

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You can't even vooote!

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Thank you for watching another, "You laugh you lose"!

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Did you laugh, or did you lose? Leave a comment down below.

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If you recommend some clips down in the subreddit,

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And do remember to daba-daba-daba-daba-du-subscribe!

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Audience, family squad, Christian Channel, KACHOW!

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#Squadfam out!

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This has been PewDiePie, and BROFIST!

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YEAH.

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"Why are we still here?

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Just to suffer?

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Every night, I can feel my leg...

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And my arm... even my fingers.

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The body I’ve lost…

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the comrades I’ve lost…

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won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there.

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You feel it, too, don’t you?”

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Gotta stretch the videos to 10 minutes bois and wamen