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*清嗓中*

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規則很簡單

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(瑞典文)尼笑，就輸惹!!

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這怎麼搞的??

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哦!

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啥?w

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怎麼用的?

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天啊哈哈哈哈!

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(是LoveLive XDDDD)

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啥啊XDD

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我真的超困惑的,到底發生甚麼事....

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尼笑，就輸惹

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我們都不要笑喔....

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沒有很難啦，很簡單的

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他就這樣突然變成海豚了!

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*唧唧亂叫*

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*高能預警*
*耳機使用者節哀*

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喔 喔!!

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*嘎嘎亂叫*

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老天鵝啊......

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(義)太美了，幹得漂亮!

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哇

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那讓我笑了呢

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我輸惹

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我輸了好嗎，隨便啦

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"西元2101年戰爭開打"

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天啊

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這是我記得的最老的梗
"隊長:怎麼了?/機器人:有人給我們設置炸彈"

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我第一次看這個真的超困惑

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想說這是什麼笑話嗎??
"操作者:我們收到訊號。/隊長:什麼?"

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"操作者:打開主螢幕。/隊長:4你!!"

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"你們好啊紳士們!!"

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你們有看過這個嗎?還是這對你們來說太老了?
"我們要佔據你們的基地!"

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"你們將要被消滅了!/隊長:你說啥呢!?"

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"你們的性命已到盡頭了"

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哈哈哈......

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經典的老式...

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以前看到這種PS技術，人家都會說

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"哇，他們怎麼做到的?"

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"這是真的嗎???"

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這是個很棒-很經典 很經典的梗

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他在成為梗前就是梗了(?)

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你們有想過嗎?就是...

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在梗成真之前....

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曾經有過那麼一段時間...

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"那是一個男人騎著一隻蝦嗎!!??"

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*亂嚎*

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每次都破功!

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"那是一個男人騎著一隻蝦嗎!!??"

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在谷歌翻譯上打日文的え和ぐ

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會翻譯成:返回

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複製貼上再一遍後

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就變成了:後悔

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再一次:生態生產!

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又再一次:艾菲爾鐵塔!

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再一次:遞減的蛋!

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啥?

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再一次成了美味早餐

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又再一次成了遞減的蛋

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最後一次是美味早餐前的傍晚湯(???

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等等 這是真的嗎?

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えぐ?

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好喔，返回

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後悔，哈哈哈

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生態生產!

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星期三茄子!

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又是生態生產!

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美味早餐!

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遞減的蛋!

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美味早餐前的傍晚

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又是遞減的蛋

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美味早餐前的早上

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遞減的蛋的準備

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美味的*#$#*)%&@

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遞減的ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ辜~?

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美味突破的深海之榨

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遞減的蛋的準備的蛋

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美味的湯與美味的湯與美味的湯

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ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ估ㄟ辜.......

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*龜龜n次*

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日語真是美麗又複雜的語言

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"你是問我，我都看什麼動漫嗎?"

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"對，你是聲優嗎?"

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"聲優?喔我不是。"
歐買尬，這傢伙是偽娘(您眼神真犀利)

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這傢伙是男的。 OK?

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我可以這樣確認他是男的是因為我尊重女人

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非常。

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而且沒有妹子會喜歡小埋好嗎

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對吧

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好喔

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*男聲*"喔我最愛看BOKU NO PICO啊^^"
(女裝正太成人動畫 神番XD)

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"超級好看啊!"

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*狂笑*

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"嘿 你還好嗎"

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音樂配錯了啦，你們看他感覺超開心啊

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我從來沒看過比他更開心的人了!

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他找到真愛了❤

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樂觀點

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放些快樂的音樂吧!

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"我們恨川普!我們想要改變現狀!"

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"你們要怎麼改變呢?"

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*大當機*

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歐買尬哈哈哈哈哈

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這是個簡單的問題:我們要怎麼改變呢?

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"你們要怎麼改變呢?"

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喔~偶悶恨川普!!!

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喔~他是大爛人R!!!

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希拉蕊才是棒棒噠!

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"晚餐煮好了快來吃"
"媽我正打到緊要關頭呢，冷靜點OuO"

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"不吃晚餐94狂"

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"老媽冷靜點，打得正火熱呢"
啊♂

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"我不知道如果我相信你們的話"

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"你們在兩年後能不能告訴我，在我的'他為她'演說前"

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"我們能擁有美國史上的第一位女性總統?"

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"美國人民拜託不要讓我失望呀"

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你是英國人。你是英國人好嗎!!!

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你連投票都不行啊!

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你甚至不能投票啊!!!!

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謝謝你又看完了一集"尼笑，就輸惹"

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你是笑了，還是輸了呢?在下面留個言吧

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如果你有推薦的影片就PO到Reddit子版

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然後別忘了訂閱我喔!

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觀眾&小隊員&基督頻道，KACHOWWW!

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#小隊員，撤

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PewDiePie和兄弟拳跟你說掰掰!

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耶~

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(後面都是湊數到10分鐘的空白內容，為了可憐的Felix大家還是看一看吧QAQ)

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結束 感謝觀看(｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ