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*清喉嚨*

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規則很簡單

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*瑞典語*你笑你就輸惹

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為什麼會這樣?

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喔!!

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什麼?!?!

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怎麼搞的?!?!

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我的天啊啊啊啊啊!

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(玩的真起勁www)

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到底為什麼??

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我真的超困惑的

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你笑你就輸了

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那就試著不要笑吧

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拜託這又沒有很難,沒那麼難啦!

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他就這樣突然變了海豚

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*耳機請小心*

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喔!喔!!!

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我的天啊 !!!

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真是表演得太好了

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Wow!

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這害我笑了

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我輸了QQ

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我輸了,OK?隨便啦

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我的天啊

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這是我記憶中最古老的網路梗了

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我當時看到的時候真的黑人問號

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我就像:這殺毀?這是玩笑嗎?

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你們大家有看過嗎?還是這對你們來說太老了??

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經典的老梗,像

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flash-based

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他們回歸的時候剛好photoshop很盛行

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然後他們就像"哇賽!他們怎麼做到的??"

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這是真的嗎?

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這很棒!非常經典,經典的網路梗

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這是在梗圖前的梗圖(???)

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你們大家有想過嗎?你知道

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曾經有一段時間

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梗圖還沒被命名

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那個男生是在其一隻蝦子嗎????

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*星際大戰R2D2的尖叫聲*

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看幾次笑幾次

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那個男生是在其一隻蝦子嗎????

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我會在google翻譯打上日文"E"跟"GU"

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先翻成:回來

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我複製貼上一次

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他變成:後悔

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在一次:生態生產

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在一次,艾菲鐵塔

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在一次:會欺騙的蛋(???)

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什麼?

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再一次:好吃的早餐

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再一次:會欺騙的蛋

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再來:好吃的早餐之黃昏之湯

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等等這是真的嗎?

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ok,回來

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後悔www

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生態生產!

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星期三的蛋餃www

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生態生產!

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好吃的早餐!

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會欺騙的蛋

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傍晚好吃的早餐

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會欺騙的蛋!!!

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傍晚好吃的早餐

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自我欺騙的準備

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好吃的#$%&(各種奇怪的東西)

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會欺騙的蛋!EGOEGEGEGE(www)

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經過深海擠壓的美妙突破

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準備欺騙的蛋!

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好吃的粥跟好吃的粥跟好吃的粥

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Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu Egu e guegu.

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日語真的是美麗又複雜的語言

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你是問我我看哪一部動漫嗎?

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對啊!你是聲優嗎?

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喔天啊他是男的!
影片:不我不是聲優

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我可以從幾公里以外辨認他是不是男生,因為我超尊重女生的

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超尊重

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而且諷刺的是女生是不會喜歡小埋的ok?好嗎?

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好的

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(變回男生):喔我超愛Boku no Pico (日本正太)漫畫

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那東西真的是屌到不行

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*魔性笑聲*

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他撥錯音樂了啦,看看他多開心

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我從來沒看過有男生會這麼開心!

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他找到真愛了!

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開心點

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放些開心的音樂吧

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我們討厭川普所以我們要來改變這一切

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我們要怎麼做?

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喔天啊啊啊啊!!

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這個簡單的問題:怎麼做?我們要怎麼改變?

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我們要怎麼做?

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喔嗚!我們討厭他!

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喔喔喔!他是最差的!

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希拉蕊才最ㄅㄧㄤˋ

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*thug life音樂*

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酷到不吃晚餐

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媽冷靜!!!我還在抓(???)

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我不知道我該不該相信你

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如果你在兩年前,在我發表HeForShe的演講前告訴我

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那我們就有可能會有第一位美國女總統

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美國請不要讓我失望!

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你是英國人!英國人啊!

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你根本不能投票!

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你根本不能投票啊啊!!

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謝謝收看另一個"你笑就輸惹"

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你剛笑了嗎?你輸了嗎?在底下留言告訴我

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如果你有推薦的影片就到底下的reddit連結傳給我

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還有記得--搭巴搭巴搭巴搭巴督--訂閱我

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觀眾們,粉絲們,基督教頻道,*音效*

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Squadfam退出!

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這就是pewdiepie啦!Brofist!

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耶!!

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(尷尬)

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(WTF...)

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(影片結束啦~)

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(可以關掉了~)

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(沒有東西了~)

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(........)

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終於到十分鐘了!