So
I didn't film last night because I-
I didn't want to get a strike, but I came home
At 4.30
Just, drenched in blood
Went in here
Look at this fucking shit
Oh my god
That thing was SO gross
I had to wear it for so long it was so urgh
URGHHHH
DISGUSTING!
Can you imagine if Marzia woke up and she saw me like that?
I probably should have scared her but-
DIDN'T WANT TO GET A STRIKE
There's even blood on my pillow, seriously
Yesterday I didn't get to show you guys, but I bought some cool stuff
Oh shit
I really like this jacket
It's surprisingly cold in LA
I think it looks really good
I bought some candles. Yeah, I'm that level of hipster right now
Like if someone told me that- like two years ago
"Hey, by the way in two years you will buy fucking candles"
Unironically I would -I would want to punch myself
Myself from two years ago would want to punch myself
*sniff*
But they smell so good though!
Also, very nice shirt that I can't wear because I have to wear this one
Another nice shirt that I can't wear
ANOTHER NI-
And a pair of pants, HEY
I think I'll wear them today actually
Oh yeah
These are cool
Mi- mini drone!
You know it was a huge invesment
but now I can finally be Casey Neistat
Once I get these drone shots going, oh f-
Birdabo is gonna go to the next level
Did I- I- I almost dabbed
I almost dabbed, I r-
I've actually never dabbed in my life
And then I bought this robot thing that I want to just-
So apparently this bot is able to understand like programming
with lines
Oh my god
OH MY GOD
WOW
Yeah, I'm twelve, what do you -what do you want?
So, apparently this one has a camera on it
I can film?
I don't know
WHOA
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
Wh -Why am I doing this
You wish you had this drone Casey
You wish you had this drone
Look at this, this is cool!
Let me turn it around
It doesn't turn around
Let me, back up
This is so cool, let's go outside
I'm going to apologise in advance because
I'm going to be super busy today
That's why I'm just fucking about right now
WHAT UP PEEPS? WHAT UP PEEPS?
That's cool man. That's really cool
That's really cool
PERFECT LANDING
OH, OH, SHIT
I might actually bring this out to just take some actual shots
If this camera actually works?
Alright, I'm at Michael's
He forgot his sweater
He knows I'm coming
But what I'm going to do is, I'm going to open one of his windows
So that next time I can sneak up on him
Post man
AHH
How you doing buddy?
Michael: Hey, good morning!
BYE MICHAEL
BYE
Michael: SEE YOU LATER
Fucking hate that guy
I wanted Birdabo to be honest-
vlogs. Not like a lot of vloggers who pretend that everything is just
SO HAPPY AND EVERYTHING IS SO FUN
And then, one year later it turns out they want to kill themselves
I, I'm not feeling great
I am, I was stressed out before I went to LA
I was thinking that LA will make me feel better and less stress
Uh, I am- I've never been this stress in a long time
And I don't- I rarely get stressed
It's just, being here I haven't- I don't sleep enough
I don't have time for myself
I sound like such a fucking pussy, I'm sorry
It's just, when I don't have time to do my own things
I get really stressed out, and it's not a lot
Like I just want to spend some time with Marzia
And I want to be able to exercise
That's like two important things to me
And if I don't get to do that
Erm, I don't feel very good
I feel- I get stressed out
Now, I got to do all these things today
and I won't have time to vlog
That's why I was doing all these shit in this morning
Just to get some stuff for the vlog
Which is fine!
But I- I uh
I'm not saying, "OO You should stop vlogging"
I love the vlog. Vlogging is the best part of me being in LA so far
So don't take- don't take that away from me
I am just, I think, I need some time to settle in LA I think
And I haven't been able to do that
Alright, now I'm going to drive for one fucking hour
Cause that's- everyone in LA pretends that they're living in the same city
when they are not for some reason
Like you're one hour away, no we're not in the same city
You're fucking far away, you're far off
Marzia made me lunch!
Thank you!
Marzia: You're welcome
I also want to share you something really cool
Marzia: Me?
Yeah
Marzia: Oh
I'm finally a real vlogger
*Marzia laughing*
It films!
Marzia: Really?
It's recording right now
Marzia: What?
Yeah
Now, we're going for a- a photoshoot
I can't say what it is
But, I asked for a toad to be there
Ken: What are you going to do if they don't give it to you?
I'm going to be, I'm going to go full Oprah
WHERE'S. MY. TOAD!
Is that what she does it?
Ken: Yes it is
I guess I should have expected it to be a weird shoot
When I saw that house
But hey, I got Slippy!
Slippy's mine!
Finally, I miss you so much Slippy
Dramatic music
Okay, we're at Michael's place
I left his window unlocked this morning
Slippy's here, Ken is here
We're going to sneak in, and we're going to give that bitch a strike!
Michael: I CAME OUT HERE I HEAR YOU
God damn it, fuck off, are you wearing the shirt?
He's wearing the damn shirt. God damn it
Asshole
Shut up, shut up
GET HIM
Is this milk?
Michael: No you can't do that
Michael: You can't
What are you looking at me for a switch. 3, 2, 1
GET HIS NIPPLE
DON'T RESIST
YES, NIPPLE
Michael: Well that's not too bad, like this is bad
Michael: This was from Ethan
Micheal: And he made another one
Michael: And that di- That Felix
Michael: Thank you very much, yeah
I love dicks
Ken: Michael, you love dicks?
Yeah, this is horrible, seriously. You need to be ?? by that one
You can't, you can't walk around like that
GOT 'EM. GOT 'EM
HELL YEAH
Finally it happened
There was a girl jumping in front of our gate
Trying with her phone, trying to take pictures
And I shut that shit down
And then the mom comes into the picture
Ken: He made her cry
I did make- Apparently I did make her cry
But her mom was there and she's like "PEWDIEPIE PEW-"
And I'm like well, you should've known better
And I- I feel bad but you can't come to my house with a phone
And you're an adult
If you come with your daughter like
I don't know what to say
Ken: Wait what are you, what are you going to do if she
comes here tomorrow and there's like twenty people outside
I'll shut that shit down, I'll shut that shit down anyway
Like, I feel terrible. I genuinely feel bad about having to
do that, but I also have to draw a line
And have- And doing that, it's too far
It's just too far, and-
I hate it, just don't come
And this won't be a problem, that's the thing
Ken: Tell her, tell her tell her that you're sorry and you love her
Alright well, to the girl that came, I am sorry
If I was mean, but
And I appreciate that you watch my videos
I don't know, what do you say?
I appreciate that you're, you're- you find that in your heart
to be that excited about potentially seeing me
Um, just, I wish your mom would know better
And tell you, no, we're not going to his house
That's an invasion of privacy
I hate to tell you this
I film- I film the whole day but I got- I got no interest in a title
What would be the worst thing that we could do?
To get a title
Uh... like a hit by a car vlog kind of thing?
But not actually getting hit by a car which is fake it?
Let's come up with a title real quick
What's the title?
I got hit by my own car
That's pretty good
Hit by my own car
Would you, would you click on that?
Hit by a car is like enough to click
But hit by my OWN car?
HOW DID THAT HAPPENED?
Alright, how do we have to do it
We've got to film you
You have to film me
Being hit by your own car but now
We just literally lay you down
How would fousey do it?
How, does this look good?
It's got to look good man
Otherwise no one is going to click
Okay, so basically I just need to film enough until- HAHA
How does this look by the way?
You got to get a good frame
I know I'm trying
It just doesn't look like you've been hit by a car
It looks like you're getting eaten by a car
Should you take the picture with your phone maybe?
This looks insane!
Like, I- It just looks really cool, looks like a music video
That's not a- people don't don't click on music video
I know, but it looks good
DON'T DRIVE THE CAR BRAD FOR-
AHHHH
AHHHHH
Oh that's good
I like it
Brad: Oh my thumb is in it
Fucking idiot
Brad: I can film, I can't do photos
AHHHH
Okay, I got to pee so bad
We have to finish up fast
Brad: And that's how you make a youtube video!
Thanks fousey
BIRDABO
What day is it now?
5? Shit
It goes fast doesn't it?
I'm having a lot of fun, I hope you bros are enjoying the vlogs
Leave a like if you do, I really appreciate it
Thank you so much for watching
And I'll see you tomorrow with another Birda-
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