WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:00.740 So 00:00:01.460 --> 00:00:03.420 I didn't film last night because I- 00:00:03.420 --> 00:00:06.280 I didn't want to get a strike, but I came home 00:00:06.280 --> 00:00:07.060 At 4.30 00:00:09.980 --> 00:00:12.180 Just, drenched in blood 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:14.000 Went in here 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:17.440 Look at this fucking shit 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:19.440 Oh my god 00:00:21.740 --> 00:00:23.260 That thing was SO gross 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:30.900 I had to wear it for so long it was so urgh 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:33.180 URGHHHH 00:00:36.960 --> 00:00:38.560 DISGUSTING! 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:42.480 Can you imagine if Marzia woke up and she saw me like that? 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:46.960 I probably should have scared her but- 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.320 DIDN'T WANT TO GET A STRIKE 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:51.920 There's even blood on my pillow, seriously 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:55.440 Yesterday I didn't get to show you guys, but I bought some cool stuff 00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:56.840 Oh shit 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:58.840 I really like this jacket 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:01.400 It's surprisingly cold in LA 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:03.680 I think it looks really good 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:08.960 I bought some candles. Yeah, I'm that level of hipster right now 00:01:08.960 --> 00:01:11.760 Like if someone told me that- like two years ago 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:14.200 "Hey, by the way in two years you will buy fucking candles" 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.920 Unironically I would -I would want to punch myself 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:20.460 Myself from two years ago would want to punch myself 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:21.840 *sniff* 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:23.840 But they smell so good though! 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:28.240 Also, very nice shirt that I can't wear because I have to wear this one 00:01:28.240 --> 00:01:29.960 Another nice shirt that I can't wear 00:01:29.960 --> 00:01:30.680 ANOTHER NI- 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:32.520 And a pair of pants, HEY 00:01:34.860 --> 00:01:36.540 I think I'll wear them today actually 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:43.560 Oh yeah 00:01:45.900 --> 00:01:47.100 These are cool 00:01:47.380 --> 00:01:48.580 Mi- mini drone! 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:50.480 You know it was a huge invesment 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:53.000 but now I can finally be Casey Neistat 00:01:54.220 --> 00:01:57.020 Once I get these drone shots going, oh f- 00:01:57.480 --> 00:01:59.920 Birdabo is gonna go to the next level 00:02:01.080 --> 00:02:02.920 Did I- I- I almost dabbed 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:04.160 I almost dabbed, I r- 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:06.540 I've actually never dabbed in my life 00:02:06.540 --> 00:02:09.160 And then I bought this robot thing that I want to just- 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:13.300 So apparently this bot is able to understand like programming 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:14.280 with lines 00:02:18.020 --> 00:02:19.140 Oh my god 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:21.260 OH MY GOD 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:24.060 WOW 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:26.120 Yeah, I'm twelve, what do you -what do you want? 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:29.360 So, apparently this one has a camera on it 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:30.080 I can film? 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:32.400 I don't know 00:02:33.460 --> 00:02:33.960 WHOA 00:02:35.940 --> 00:02:36.440 WHOA 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:38.900 YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 00:02:42.260 --> 00:02:43.380 Wh -Why am I doing this 00:02:44.760 --> 00:02:47.160 You wish you had this drone Casey 00:02:47.440 --> 00:02:49.200 You wish you had this drone 00:02:50.760 --> 00:02:52.520 Look at this, this is cool! 00:02:53.180 --> 00:02:54.540 Let me turn it around 00:02:55.480 --> 00:02:56.520 It doesn't turn around 00:02:57.660 --> 00:02:59.060 Let me, back up 00:03:01.380 --> 00:03:03.180 This is so cool, let's go outside 00:03:06.160 --> 00:03:08.520 I'm going to apologise in advance because 00:03:08.720 --> 00:03:10.480 I'm going to be super busy today 00:03:10.480 --> 00:03:11.880 That's why I'm just fucking about right now 00:03:12.500 --> 00:03:14.660 WHAT UP PEEPS? WHAT UP PEEPS? 00:03:15.820 --> 00:03:17.620 That's cool man. That's really cool 00:03:17.720 --> 00:03:18.880 That's really cool 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:21.080 PERFECT LANDING 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:23.660 OH, OH, SHIT 00:03:25.980 --> 00:03:28.980 I might actually bring this out to just take some actual shots 00:03:29.040 --> 00:03:30.760 If this camera actually works? 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:36.000 Alright, I'm at Michael's 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:37.040 He forgot his sweater 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:38.820 He knows I'm coming 00:03:39.480 --> 00:03:42.400 But what I'm going to do is, I'm going to open one of his windows 00:03:42.740 --> 00:03:45.260 So that next time I can sneak up on him 00:03:48.780 --> 00:03:49.340 Post man 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:55.720 AHH 00:03:58.480 --> 00:03:59.840 How you doing buddy? 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:00.800 Michael: Hey, good morning! 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:06.240 BYE MICHAEL 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:07.340 BYE 00:04:07.340 --> 00:04:08.860 Michael: SEE YOU LATER 00:04:11.980 --> 00:04:13.420 Fucking hate that guy 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:19.680 I wanted Birdabo to be honest- 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:23.680 vlogs. Not like a lot of vloggers who pretend that everything is just 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:26.000 SO HAPPY AND EVERYTHING IS SO FUN 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:30.200 And then, one year later it turns out they want to kill themselves 00:04:31.080 --> 00:04:33.080 I, I'm not feeling great 00:04:33.080 --> 00:04:35.800 I am, I was stressed out before I went to LA 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.380 I was thinking that LA will make me feel better and less stress 00:04:40.440 --> 00:04:43.720 Uh, I am- I've never been this stress in a long time 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.180 And I don't- I rarely get stressed 00:04:45.940 --> 00:04:49.460 It's just, being here I haven't- I don't sleep enough 00:04:49.760 --> 00:04:51.480 I don't have time for myself 00:04:53.080 --> 00:04:55.880 I sound like such a fucking pussy, I'm sorry 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:58.540 It's just, when I don't have time to do my own things 00:04:58.540 --> 00:05:01.420 I get really stressed out, and it's not a lot 00:05:01.420 --> 00:05:03.500 Like I just want to spend some time with Marzia 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:05.560 And I want to be able to exercise 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:07.860 That's like two important things to me 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:09.800 And if I don't get to do that 00:05:10.200 --> 00:05:12.200 Erm, I don't feel very good 00:05:12.200 --> 00:05:13.880 I feel- I get stressed out 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:16.880 Now, I got to do all these things today 00:05:16.880 --> 00:05:18.420 and I won't have time to vlog 00:05:18.420 --> 00:05:20.560 That's why I was doing all these shit in this morning 00:05:21.240 --> 00:05:23.280 Just to get some stuff for the vlog 00:05:23.280 --> 00:05:24.160 Which is fine! 00:05:24.660 --> 00:05:25.700 But I- I uh 00:05:25.700 --> 00:05:28.140 I'm not saying, "OO You should stop vlogging" 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:31.500 I love the vlog. Vlogging is the best part of me being in LA so far 00:05:31.940 --> 00:05:33.920 So don't take- don't take that away from me 00:05:34.520 --> 00:05:39.040 I am just, I think, I need some time to settle in LA I think 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:40.940 And I haven't been able to do that 00:05:40.940 --> 00:05:44.220 Alright, now I'm going to drive for one fucking hour 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:48.040 Cause that's- everyone in LA pretends that they're living in the same city 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:49.040 when they are not for some reason 00:05:50.260 --> 00:05:53.340 Like you're one hour away, no we're not in the same city 00:05:53.340 --> 00:05:55.040 You're fucking far away, you're far off 00:06:25.620 --> 00:06:27.060 Marzia made me lunch! 00:06:27.960 --> 00:06:29.120 Thank you! 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:29.760 Marzia: You're welcome 00:06:29.760 --> 00:06:31.540 I also want to share you something really cool 00:06:31.540 --> 00:06:32.200 Marzia: Me? 00:06:32.200 --> 00:06:32.860 Yeah 00:06:32.860 --> 00:06:33.420 Marzia: Oh 00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:36.020 I'm finally a real vlogger 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:38.420 *Marzia laughing* 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:39.060 It films! 00:06:39.420 --> 00:06:40.180 Marzia: Really? 00:06:40.180 --> 00:06:41.680 It's recording right now 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:42.440 Marzia: What? 00:06:42.440 --> 00:06:42.940 Yeah 00:06:43.460 --> 00:06:45.780 Now, we're going for a- a photoshoot 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.400 I can't say what it is 00:06:47.700 --> 00:06:49.860 But, I asked for a toad to be there 00:06:51.200 --> 00:06:52.380 Ken: What are you going to do if they don't give it to you? 00:06:52.380 --> 00:06:54.580 I'm going to be, I'm going to go full Oprah 00:06:54.940 --> 00:06:56.760 WHERE'S. MY. TOAD! 00:06:57.560 --> 00:06:58.720 Is that what she does it? 00:06:58.720 --> 00:06:59.220 Ken: Yes it is 00:07:18.020 --> 00:07:20.780 I guess I should have expected it to be a weird shoot 00:07:20.780 --> 00:07:22.140 When I saw that house 00:07:22.660 --> 00:07:24.240 But hey, I got Slippy! 00:07:26.460 --> 00:07:27.500 Slippy's mine! 00:07:27.500 --> 00:07:29.340 Finally, I miss you so much Slippy 00:07:42.300 --> 00:07:43.340 Dramatic music 00:07:43.420 --> 00:07:45.180 Okay, we're at Michael's place 00:07:45.180 --> 00:07:47.060 I left his window unlocked this morning 00:07:47.060 --> 00:07:48.800 Slippy's here, Ken is here 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:51.300 We're going to sneak in, and we're going to give that bitch a strike! 00:07:56.280 --> 00:07:58.360 Michael: I CAME OUT HERE I HEAR YOU 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:02.140 God damn it, fuck off, are you wearing the shirt? 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:05.120 He's wearing the damn shirt. God damn it 00:08:07.440 --> 00:08:08.000 Asshole 00:08:09.300 --> 00:08:10.780 Shut up, shut up 00:08:17.660 --> 00:08:18.160 GET HIM 00:08:21.540 --> 00:08:22.420 Is this milk? 00:08:23.340 --> 00:08:24.220 Is this milk? 00:08:26.260 --> 00:08:27.420 Michael: No you can't do that 00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:28.160 Michael: You can't 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:29.600 What are you looking at me for a switch. 3, 2, 1 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:36.040 GET HIS NIPPLE 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:37.400 GET HIS NIPPLE 00:08:38.200 --> 00:08:39.080 DON'T RESIST 00:08:39.460 --> 00:08:40.340 DON'T RESIST 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:41.620 YES, NIPPLE 00:08:42.100 --> 00:08:44.960 Michael: Well that's not too bad, like this is bad 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:46.060 Michael: This was from Ethan 00:08:47.100 --> 00:08:48.180 Micheal: And he made another one 00:08:48.180 --> 00:08:50.160 Michael: And that di- That Felix 00:08:50.520 --> 00:08:52.360 Michael: Thank you very much, yeah 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:53.160 I love dicks 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:54.720 Ken: Michael, you love dicks? 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:57.760 Yeah, this is horrible, seriously. You need to be ?? by that one 00:08:57.760 --> 00:09:00.220 You can't, you can't walk around like that 00:09:00.920 --> 00:09:02.840 GOT 'EM. GOT 'EM 00:09:05.220 --> 00:09:05.860 HELL YEAH 00:09:10.780 --> 00:09:12.140 Finally it happened 00:09:12.140 --> 00:09:15.000 There was a girl jumping in front of our gate 00:09:15.660 --> 00:09:17.300 Trying with her phone, trying to take pictures 00:09:18.160 --> 00:09:19.760 And I shut that shit down 00:09:20.760 --> 00:09:22.340 And then the mom comes into the picture 00:09:22.340 --> 00:09:22.960 Ken: He made her cry 00:09:23.540 --> 00:09:25.460 I did make- Apparently I did make her cry 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:27.620 But her mom was there and she's like "PEWDIEPIE PEW-" 00:09:27.620 --> 00:09:29.660 And I'm like well, you should've known better 00:09:30.520 --> 00:09:34.280 And I- I feel bad but you can't come to my house with a phone 00:09:34.800 --> 00:09:36.080 And you're an adult 00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:37.960 If you come with your daughter like 00:09:38.860 --> 00:09:39.940 I don't know what to say 00:09:39.940 --> 00:09:41.580 Ken: Wait what are you, what are you going to do if she 00:09:41.580 --> 00:09:43.100 comes here tomorrow and there's like twenty people outside 00:09:43.100 --> 00:09:46.000 I'll shut that shit down, I'll shut that shit down anyway 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.280 Like, I feel terrible. I genuinely feel bad about having to 00:09:50.280 --> 00:09:52.260 do that, but I also have to draw a line 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:55.860 And have- And doing that, it's too far 00:09:55.860 --> 00:09:56.980 It's just too far, and- 00:09:58.540 --> 00:10:00.220 I hate it, just don't come 00:10:00.220 --> 00:10:02.640 And this won't be a problem, that's the thing 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:05.480 Ken: Tell her, tell her tell her that you're sorry and you love her 00:10:05.580 --> 00:10:08.820 Alright well, to the girl that came, I am sorry 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:09.960 If I was mean, but 00:10:10.620 --> 00:10:13.340 And I appreciate that you watch my videos 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:16.040 I don't know, what do you say? 00:10:16.040 --> 00:10:19.600 I appreciate that you're, you're- you find that in your heart 00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:22.220 to be that excited about potentially seeing me 00:10:22.500 --> 00:10:26.600 Um, just, I wish your mom would know better 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:29.920 And tell you, no, we're not going to his house 00:10:29.920 --> 00:10:31.480 That's an invasion of privacy 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:36.920 I hate to tell you this 00:10:39.620 --> 00:10:43.080 I film- I film the whole day but I got- I got no interest in a title 00:10:44.300 --> 00:10:46.940 What would be the worst thing that we could do? 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:48.360 To get a title 00:10:49.940 --> 00:10:52.820 Uh... like a hit by a car vlog kind of thing? 00:10:52.820 --> 00:10:55.580 But not actually getting hit by a car which is fake it? 00:10:55.580 --> 00:10:57.040 Let's come up with a title real quick 00:10:57.040 --> 00:10:58.240 What's the title? 00:10:59.020 --> 00:11:00.380 I got hit by my own car 00:11:02.700 --> 00:11:03.980 That's pretty good 00:11:03.980 --> 00:11:04.920 Hit by my own car 00:11:04.920 --> 00:11:06.600 Would you, would you click on that? 00:11:07.180 --> 00:11:09.000 Hit by a car is like enough to click 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:10.360 But hit by my OWN car? 00:11:11.260 --> 00:11:13.320 HOW DID THAT HAPPENED? 00:11:14.640 --> 00:11:15.540 Alright, how do we have to do it 00:11:15.540 --> 00:11:16.220 We've got to film you 00:11:16.220 --> 00:11:16.920 You have to film me 00:11:16.920 --> 00:11:18.420 Being hit by your own car but now 00:11:18.420 --> 00:11:20.060 We just literally lay you down 00:11:22.500 --> 00:11:24.020 How would fousey do it? 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:27.680 How, does this look good? 00:11:27.980 --> 00:11:29.580 It's got to look good man 00:11:29.580 --> 00:11:31.120 Otherwise no one is going to click 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:34.520 Okay, so basically I just need to film enough until- HAHA 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:37.760 How does this look by the way? 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:39.520 You got to get a good frame 00:11:39.860 --> 00:11:41.320 I know I'm trying 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:43.440 It just doesn't look like you've been hit by a car 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:45.100 It looks like you're getting eaten by a car 00:11:47.180 --> 00:11:49.280 Should you take the picture with your phone maybe? 00:11:50.880 --> 00:11:52.160 This looks insane! 00:11:53.740 --> 00:11:56.800 Like, I- It just looks really cool, looks like a music video 00:11:57.600 --> 00:11:58.120 That's not a- people don't don't click on music video 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:00.440 I know, but it looks good 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:02.500 DON'T DRIVE THE CAR BRAD FOR- 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:06.500 AHHHH 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:09.060 AHHHHH 00:12:11.280 --> 00:12:12.240 Oh that's good 00:12:12.400 --> 00:12:12.900 I like it 00:12:12.900 --> 00:12:13.820 Brad: Oh my thumb is in it 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:15.960 Fucking idiot 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:17.840 Brad: I can film, I can't do photos 00:12:17.840 --> 00:12:18.960 AHHHH 00:12:19.260 --> 00:12:21.600 Okay, I got to pee so bad 00:12:21.640 --> 00:12:23.240 We have to finish up fast 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:24.980 Brad: And that's how you make a youtube video! 00:12:25.800 --> 00:12:26.760 Thanks fousey 00:12:34.180 --> 00:12:34.740 BIRDABO 00:12:36.020 --> 00:12:37.220 What day is it now? 00:12:38.340 --> 00:12:39.520 5? Shit 00:12:40.200 --> 00:12:41.800 It goes fast doesn't it? 00:12:41.800 --> 00:12:44.560 I'm having a lot of fun, I hope you bros are enjoying the vlogs 00:12:44.560 --> 00:12:47.100 Leave a like if you do, I really appreciate it 00:12:47.100 --> 00:12:48.560 Thank you so much for watching 00:12:48.680 --> 00:12:51.180 And I'll see you tomorrow with another Birda- 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:51.980 BO