WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:08.100 So.. I didn't film last night because uhh, I didn't wanna get a strike but I came home at 4:30 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:12.400 Just.. drenched in blood 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:17.660 went in here... Just... Look at this fuckin' shit 00:00:17.940 --> 00:00:19.440 Oh my GOD 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:23.640 That thing was SO GROSS 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:31.320 I had to wear it for so long and it was so... UGH 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:33.160 UGHGHGHGH 00:00:34.640 --> 00:00:35.900 UGHH 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:38.160 DISGUSTING 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:43.460 Can you imagine if Marzia woke up and she saw me like that? *laugh* 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:49.120 I probably should have scared her, but... DIDNT WANNA GET A STRIKE! 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:52.320 There's even blood on my pillow.. Seriously. 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:55.740 Yesterday I didn't get to show you guys, but I bought some cool stuff. 00:00:55.860 --> 00:00:56.540 Oh shit 00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:58.180 I really like this jacket! 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:01.560 It's surprisingly cold in L.A. 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:03.160 I think it looks really good (yes it does pewds) 00:01:04.580 --> 00:01:09.060 I bought some candles.. Yeah I'm that level of hipster right now... 00:01:09.060 --> 00:01:14.820 Like, if someone told me that, like, two years ago "Hey, by the way, in two years you'll buy fucking candles unironically," 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:16.960 I would wanna punch myself 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:20.780 My self from two years ago would wanna punch myself *confused look* 00:01:20.780 --> 00:01:21.660 *SNIFFS CANDLE SEXILY* 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:24.420 BUT THEY SMELL SO GOOD THOUGH! 00:01:24.420 --> 00:01:27.720 Also got a very nice shirt THAT I CAN'T WEAR because I have to wear this one! 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:32.980 Another nice shirt that I can't wear.. ANOTHER NICE ONE.. AND a pair of pants! 00:01:34.160 --> 00:01:36.640 I think I'll wear them today actually 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:39.600 *PEWDS YOU TEASE* 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:46.620 Oh yeah! These are cool! 00:01:48.320 --> 00:01:53.280 Mini drone! It was a huge investment, but now I can finally be Casey Neistat 00:01:54.980 --> 00:02:00.100 Once I get these drone shots going, oof, BIRDABO is gonna go to the next level! 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.180 Did I.. I... I almost dabbed. I almost dabbed. 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:06.360 I've actually never dabbed in my life. 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:09.680 Then I bought this robot thing that I wanted to test out as well 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:14.580 So apparently this bot is able to understand, like, programming with lines 00:02:17.580 --> 00:02:19.340 OH MY GOD! 00:02:19.880 --> 00:02:21.680 Oh my god! 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:24.240 Wow! 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.200 Yeah I'm 12, what do you.. what do you want? 00:02:26.460 --> 00:02:30.720 So apparently this one has a camera on it.. I can film? 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.260 I don't know 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:34.080 WOAH! 00:02:35.540 --> 00:02:40.340 Woah! YEAH, WADUP! WADUP. WADUP. 00:02:42.460 --> 00:02:43.740 Why am I doing this? 00:02:45.040 --> 00:02:49.280 You wish you had this.. drone Casey! You wish you had this drone! 00:02:50.100 --> 00:02:52.240 Look at this, this is COOL 00:02:52.780 --> 00:02:54.300 Let me turn it around... 00:02:55.020 --> 00:02:56.620 It doesn't turn around. 00:02:56.980 --> 00:02:58.820 Well let me.. back up.. 00:03:01.100 --> 00:03:03.820 It's so cool, let's go outside 00:03:05.100 --> 00:03:12.100 I wanna apologize in advance because I'm gonna be super busy today. That's why I'm just fuckin' about right now 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:14.760 WADUP PEEPS?? WADUP PEEPS??? 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:18.740 That's cool man, that's really cool, that's really cool 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:21.260 PERFECT LANDING 00:03:21.980 --> 00:03:24.840 OH, OH SHIT DAWG 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:31.400 I might actually bring this out to just take some actual shots, if this camera actually works 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:33.980 *MUSICS* 00:03:34.060 --> 00:03:40.300 Alright, I'm at Michaels, he forgot his sweater.. He knows im coming, but what I'm gonna do is, 00:03:40.300 --> 00:03:45.860 I'm gonna unlock one of his windows, so that next time, I can sneak up on him... *laughs* 00:03:48.300 --> 00:03:49.640 post man! 00:03:54.640 --> 00:03:55.640 BAAHH! 00:03:58.180 --> 00:04:01.380 How ya doin' buddy? Michael: hey, good morning! 00:04:04.600 --> 00:04:10.980 Bye, Michael! Byeeee! *Michael singing in distance* 00:04:11.060 --> 00:04:12.500 Fuckin' hate that guy 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:24.680 I wanted BIRDABO to be (an) honest vlog, not like a lot of vloggers who pretend that everything is so happy and 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:30.740 everything is so fun, and then one year later, it turns out they want to kill themself, you know 00:04:30.960 --> 00:04:32.720 I.. I'm not feeling great. 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:39.280 I was stressed out before I went to L.A., I was thinking L.A. would make me feel better and less stressed, 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:45.600 uh, I've never been this stressed in a long time, and I don't.. I rarely get stressed. 00:04:46.780 --> 00:04:51.740 It's just, being here... I don't sleep enough, I don't have time for myself 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:55.840 I sound like such a fuckin' pussy, I'm sorry 00:04:55.840 --> 00:05:00.200 It's just.. when I don't have time to do my own things, I get REALLY stressed out 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:05.560 It's not a lot, like, I just wanna spend some time with Marzia and I wanna be able to exercise. 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:07.560 That's like, two important things to me. 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:14.360 And if I don't get to do that, umm, I don't feel very good. I get stressed out and.. 00:05:14.580 --> 00:05:21.500 Now, I- I- I gotta do these things today and I won't have time to vlog, that's why I was doing all this shit this morning. 00:05:21.520 --> 00:05:25.700 Just to get some stuff for the vlog which is fine, but uhh.. I know- I'm not saying: 00:05:26.100 --> 00:05:27.880 "UH- YOU UH- UH YOU SHOULD STOP VLOGGIN'." 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:31.540 I love the vlog. Vlogging is the best part of me being in LA so far. 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:33.780 So don't take- don't take that away from me. 00:05:34.880 --> 00:05:39.340 i am just i think... i need some time to saddle in LA i think 00:05:39.340 --> 00:05:40.680 I haven't been able to do that 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:43.880 Alright now im gonna drive for one fucking hour 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:49.360 Everyone in LA pretends that they live in the same city when they're not for some reason 00:05:49.460 --> 00:05:50.100 (laughs) 00:05:50.780 --> 00:05:54.780 If you are one hour no you are not in the same city, you are fucking far away 00:05:58.620 --> 00:06:10.900 (some music) 00:06:12.220 --> 00:06:13.380 (some cool music) 00:06:13.380 --> 00:06:15.220 (Damn handsome) 00:06:25.580 --> 00:06:27.140 Marzia made me luuunch! 00:06:27.440 --> 00:06:27.940 yea! 00:06:28.200 --> 00:06:28.840 thank you 00:06:28.840 --> 00:06:29.840 you're welcome 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:31.720 i also wanna show you something really cool 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:33.480 yea 00:06:34.100 --> 00:06:35.700 im finally a real vlogger 00:06:37.420 --> 00:06:38.060 (laughs) 00:06:38.520 --> 00:06:39.080 it films! 00:06:39.740 --> 00:06:40.300 really? 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.420 yeh, its recording right now 00:06:41.840 --> 00:06:42.340 what? 00:06:42.340 --> 00:06:42.840 yea 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:45.320 now we are going for ashf..- uhh 00:06:45.320 --> 00:06:47.020 photoshoot. i cant say what it is, 00:06:47.540 --> 00:06:49.620 but i asked for a toad to be there. 00:06:50.880 --> 00:06:52.520 What're you gonna do if they don't give it to you? 00:06:52.740 --> 00:06:54.560 I'm gonna be... I'm gonna go full Oprah 00:06:54.880 --> 00:06:56.820 Wheres my TOAD!? 00:06:56.820 --> 00:06:58.480 Is that what she does it? 00:06:58.640 --> 00:07:00.640 Toads for everyone! 00:07:16.980 --> 00:07:21.700 i guess i should have expected it to be a wierd shoot when i saw that house 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:24.480 but... hey, i got slippy! 00:07:26.440 --> 00:07:27.400 slippy is mine 00:07:27.520 --> 00:07:29.680 finally! i miss you so much, slippy 00:07:42.400 --> 00:07:44.960 dramatic music! Okay, we're at Michael's place 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:48.640 i left his window unlocked this morning. Slippy is here, Ken is here 00:07:48.780 --> 00:07:51.480 we are gonna sneak in, and we're gonna give that bitch a strike! 00:07:57.900 --> 00:07:58.540 (BUSTED) 00:07:59.900 --> 00:08:02.560 God damnit! Michael, are you wearing the shirt? 00:08:03.340 --> 00:08:05.180 He's wearing the damn shirt... GOD DAMNIT. 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:08.400 fuck you, you ass hole 00:08:09.200 --> 00:08:10.320 whatever shut up, shut up 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:18.360 get him! 00:08:18.740 --> 00:08:20.060 cmon cmon cmon not again! 00:08:20.260 --> 00:08:20.900 NOT AGAIN 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:22.920 is this milk? 00:08:23.980 --> 00:08:25.100 no dont! 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:26.920 No you can't do that! 00:08:27.080 --> 00:08:30.780 Ken: What're you lookin' at me for? Pewds: SWITCH! 3 2 1 go! 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:36.500 Get him! Get him! Get his nipples! 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:41.200 Don't resist, don't resist! Get his nipples... 00:08:42.260 --> 00:08:44.260 Michael: well it's not too bad.. Like this is bad.. This was from Ethan (papa bless) he made another one 00:08:50.340 --> 00:08:51.620 thank you very much 00:08:52.500 --> 00:08:53.220 i love dick 00:08:53.220 --> 00:08:54.740 michael you love dick? 00:08:54.740 --> 00:08:57.680 this is horrible, seriously, you need to do something about that Michael 00:08:58.180 --> 00:09:00.180 You cant walk around like that 00:09:00.800 --> 00:09:02.700 got him! got him! 00:09:02.820 --> 00:09:03.560 (high five ) 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:05.580 hell yea 00:09:05.780 --> 00:09:06.480 yea yea 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:11.900 finally happened 00:09:12.280 --> 00:09:15.160 there was a girl jumping in front of our gate 00:09:15.160 --> 00:09:17.540 trying- with her phone trying to take pictures 00:09:17.980 --> 00:09:19.580 and i shut that shit down 00:09:20.020 --> 00:09:21.840 And then the mom comes in the picture 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:23.440 Ken: he made her cry 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:26.160 I did make her- apparently I made her cry, but her mom was there 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.160 And she's like BEWDIBABOO, and I'm like, well you should know better. 00:09:30.420 --> 00:09:34.480 and.. I feel bad, but you can't come to my house with a phone 00:09:34.660 --> 00:09:39.900 And you're an adult.. If you come with your daughter, like.. I don't know what to say. 00:09:39.900 --> 00:09:42.820 Ken: what're you gonna do if you come here tomorrow and there are like 20 people outside? 00:09:43.220 --> 00:09:46.020 I'll shut that shit down, I'll shut that shit down anyway. 00:09:46.020 --> 00:09:52.440 Like... I feel terrible. I genuinely feel bad about having to do that, but I also have to draw a line.. 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:55.680 and doing that, is, it's too far. 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:01.460 It's just too far and.. UGH.. I hate it. Just don't come and this won't be a problem 00:10:01.460 --> 00:10:02.960 That's the thing. 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:04.960 Ken: tell her you're sorry and you love her 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:10.040 Alright, well, to the girl that came.. I am sorry if I was mean. but... 00:10:10.560 --> 00:10:15.700 And I appreciate that you watch my videos, I guess, I don't know. What do you say? 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:22.000 I appreciate that you found it in your heart to be that excited about potentially seeing me. 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:26.520 Just... I wish your mom would know better. 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:31.540 And tell you 'no, we're not gonna go to his house. That's an invasion of privacy.' 00:10:35.560 --> 00:10:37.080 I hate to tell you this... 00:10:39.100 --> 00:10:42.960 I filmed all day but I got no- I got no interesting title 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:48.100 What would be the worst thing that we could do? To get a title 00:10:49.020 --> 00:10:52.460 Brad: Uhh... Like a hit-by-car vlog type thing. 00:10:52.900 --> 00:10:55.280 But not actually getting hit by a car, we'd just fake it? 00:10:55.560 --> 00:10:58.080 Brad: Let's come up with a title real quick. what's the title? 00:10:58.500 --> 00:11:00.500 Pewds: I got hit by my own car *laughs* 00:11:00.940 --> 00:11:02.940 Brad: HIT BY MY OWN CAR! 00:11:02.940 --> 00:11:03.700 Pewds:That's pretty good. 00:11:03.700 --> 00:11:05.120 Brad: "hit by my own car" is pretty good 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:06.600 Pewds: Would you click on that? 00:11:06.900 --> 00:11:10.340 Brad: Hit by car is, like, enough to click, but hit by my OWN car? 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:12.520 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 00:11:14.260 --> 00:11:16.260 Brad: Alright, How do we do it, do we have to film you? Pewds: Yeah you have to film me.. 00:11:16.260 --> 00:11:18.000 Brad: being hit by your own car, but NOT 00:11:18.020 --> 00:11:19.860 Brad: we just literally lay you down.. 00:11:22.060 --> 00:11:25.760 Brad: How would Fousey do it? Pewds: How would Fousey do it? 00:11:25.760 --> 00:11:27.700 How does this.. look good? 00:11:28.160 --> 00:11:30.860 It's gotta look good man! Otherwise no one's gonna click.. 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.640 Brad: Okay... So basically I just need to film enough into *laughs* 00:11:35.980 --> 00:11:37.660 How does this look, by the way? 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:39.620 You gotta get a good frame in! 00:11:39.620 --> 00:11:44.740 Brad: I know, I'm trying. It doesn't look like you've been hit by a car. It looks like you've been eaten by a car. 00:11:44.740 --> 00:11:46.740 *laughs manically* 00:11:47.060 --> 00:11:49.440 Should you take the picture with your phone maybe? 00:11:50.860 --> 00:11:53.000 Brad: This looks insane, man 00:11:53.640 --> 00:11:56.640 Brad: Like, it just looks really cool, it looks like a music video. 00:11:57.160 --> 00:11:59.320 Pewds: That's not.. people don't click on music videos! 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:00.620 Brad: I know! but it looks good 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:02.460 Pewds: DONT DRIVE THE CAR, BRAD! 00:12:02.620 --> 00:12:04.600 Brad: If we... had integrity... *trails off* 00:12:05.260 --> 00:12:09.720 *Pewds screams like a lil bitch* 00:12:11.300 --> 00:12:12.780 Pewds: Oh that's good, oh that's pretty good 00:12:12.780 --> 00:12:15.400 Brad: Oh my thumb is in it. Hang on, do the exact same thing again. Pewds: fucking idiot. 00:12:15.400 --> 00:12:17.400 Brad: I can film, I can't do photos. 00:12:17.740 --> 00:12:19.120 *pewds screams like a lil bitch again* 00:12:19.760 --> 00:12:22.640 Pewds: Okay. I gotta pee so bad, so we gotta finish up fast. 00:12:22.640 --> 00:12:25.300 Brad: and that's how you make a youtube video! 00:12:25.760 --> 00:12:26.740 Pewds: Thanks fousey! 00:12:34.100 --> 00:12:38.860 BIRDABO... what day is it now? 5? 00:12:39.260 --> 00:12:41.840 Shit! It goes fast, doesn't it? 00:12:42.180 --> 00:12:44.180 I'm having a lot of fun, I hope you bros are enjoying the vlogs, 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:48.140 Leave a like if you do, I really appreciate it, and thank you so much for watching! 00:12:48.140 --> 00:12:52.280 and I'll see you tomorrow with another BIRDABO!