*burps*
OH HEY
How's it going bros?
My name is
a-pa-ti-buhh (true)
Today, we are going to...
Photoshop
"Brilliant Youtube Idea"
no. 1 request:
"Photoshop a proper view to subscriber ratio onto your vids"
r-r-
r-roasted
oh-
oh yea Max
Well, guess what.
You're not belled anymore.
what are you gonna do about that
heh
you think twice about roasting me
hmkay?
alright, let's just-a
let's just take this video
and let's just
ADD
a zero
BOOM.
fuck
that's still not enough
*laughs*
it's kinda sad.
not even a tenth
not even a
FUCKING TENTH
not even ONE PERCENT
who-
WHO AAARE YOU
listen
This happens to everyone on youtube...
Don't be mean, alright?
"can you photoshop some meaning into my life...
...thanks "
don't
no
Don't make that face.
I recently discovered this new thing..
I did it in one thumbnail
and it's FUCKNG AMazing
oh ok
'Photoshop School'
if you wanna do-
see if you can do it
Just add a feather to your uhm-
last- okay.
H-how specific
should i be...
PRESS FUCKING 'L' ON YOUR KEYBOARD.
On feather, type 25 or 15 or-
anythingidon'tfuckingcare
Make a fuking circle around
your pervy face
Hit ctrl+J
uh
hit V
Drag that shit over to your eye.
alright?
ctrl+J that shit again
Clean up with eraser tool.
Then, what you wanna do is-
you wanna take their eyes,
duplicate them and put them-
(lol)
*sings* Sky Williams...
'father'
f-
'fighter of justice'
Is that really meaning to life though
idk
guess not.
next suggestion:
*laughs*
*sings again*
Can we put Marinaaaa
in Peruuu
right
Now we've uh- ma-
successfully
cropped Marina Joyce
out of this photo...
We can successfully place her
anywhere in the world
thatwelike
"Peru"
We can put her next to-
IS DAT A LLAMA
it's not even funny.
wha-
Why's this making me laugh so much?
BUUURPS
HEY
IT'S MARINA JOYCE
IN PERU, everybody.
everybody, say...
'MARINA'
Marina
you're in Peru now
Peru now
your dreams came true
*continues beautiful singing*
Marina~
Why just have one
when you can have two~
Marinuu
Marinaah
Oh, Marinaaa~
oh marinu
OH- Marinu
They're all in Peru~
They're all in Peruuuuuu...
(nice)
bi-pi-tibip-btip
OHMYGA
(heh)
ROIGHT GOIZ
I'M IN PERU
WIII-
WICKED.
OI CUNT
OI WILL NOT TAKE A FOOKING SELFIE WITH YOU MA8
She's not even looking at the llama
wha the-
Sorry, I hate to superimpose this sort of thing on people
cause you know..
It makes them look a little bit insane
but-
Marinaa
You're a Marinaaa
You're a Marina...
OHHHH
Ma-
(jumpscare in.. 1)
JESUS
FUCKIN
CHRIST
Sorry 'bout that one.
Marina
if you're watching...
ily <3
"SOON"
MARINAWILLRISE
*laughs*
I didn- I wouldn't even mean for that to be-
EAAH
EAHAH
(okay there poods?)
Oh my ga
Is that llama hitting on me?
Ouoh my ghad imtooshy
OHMYGOD
I can't believe that llamas look-
OHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOO
(confiremed)
Make my son taller.
This is uhh- you know..
pretty- INTENSE HARDCORE PHOTOSHOP MOVE here.
Oh, wow.
It-
heah
Wow
It sure did the trick, didn't it?
(BOO!)
Wtf is wrong with your cat?
"Make my cat look normal"
WE should-
We just need to-
look at that
Honestly, in comparison, I think that looks pretty normal.
"make me pretty"
*sigh*
You know, everyone is beautiful on the inside. (aww)
Have you ever thought about how fucking weird a nose look like?
Well, now you have-
GEEEZUS
You lookin ah- very good there.
You're welcome
you're wlcome.
"Can you add hair on me please?"
Alright, Jay..
I will grant your wish.
Okay, let's give him beard idk
IDK MAN
Damn dawg you lookin' fine!
Honestly, it doesn't look bad.
(wtf)
You could definetely pull this look off.
You know- I don't think a lot of-
A lot of people can.
It actually makes him look more intelligent somehow.
diDn't THINK tHAT WAS POSSIBLE.
(high five?)
(wow)
OOOUAHOHHHHHHHHHH
YEH-HEH-HEHESSSSSS!
(beautiful)
I see less of his face now so that actually helps.
Alright-
uhh-
Gonna finish this video tomorrow.
(hey there)
(doing good i hope yea?)
OKAY
AHA-HAI'M BACK
this is the first-
uhhhhhhm-
Well, let's check out some more comments.
"photoshop seán kicking the shit out of you...
...while mark is punching the shit out of you.
GODAMNI-
OKAY
This'll probably take a while but uh- I'll do it.
For Science
Fuk this is boring
Jesus Christ
Why do i even make these videos?
(kill me)
WOAWW
THAT LOOKS SO REAL!
OH MY G- You did such a good job Felix.
"staple your eyelids to the ceiling then jump off a chair"
dafuk is wrong with you
"make him happier please"
idk he looks pretty happy to me man.
i mean- simple-
simple liquify will-
Damn look at that-
Look how happy he is.
There it is.
Now that's a smile!
This is what my amazing talent is wasted doing?
fuck you
"make her look more beautiful"
She's already extremely attractive
and someone I would definitely put my dick in.
Although, the makeup...
not the best.
Let's give her a little bit better lipstick.
UHM
Clearly she doesn't have an upper lip for some reason.
HAHH
#NoLip
got 'em
So, we're just gonna give uhh-
give her one.
transplanted from her...
..bottom one.
Honestly, doesn't look terrible.
Would definitely let her suck my dick.
FUUCK YESS
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE! :3
Needs a little bit of a- you know
eye shadow
"Beauty is all in the subtleties." -pdp2k17
Let's give her a little bit more of that cleavage.
daaaamn
yesss
Hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Now let's try and make the face a little less hideous.
Seems to be a bit of a challenge.
Get rid of the horrible teenage acne.
I'm workin' on a little bit of an erection here.
i'm ngl
There we go. Beautiful.
Stunning.
ya know
Barely any photoshop involved in.
I would definitely, you know ;)
Oh look, it's Dan! With the green screen!
haha
I feel like I can make some weird artwork out of this.
what is happening.
alright- im-
idk
what am i doing here
Is this fun to watch?
I don't think so.
AAAAAND
That's the last one that came up on the list.
*sigh*
Wow.
Haven't we learned a lot here today?
Pleasure to have you along, partner!
And as always...
Leave a like.
I forget to ask for likes.
Do you-
Would you- Would you mind?
Would you?
Is it too much to ask?
You tell me.
pls come on
just fukin-
Anyway, check out another video uh-
where i photoshop as well if you enjoyed this one
I think you'll liked it as well.
Check it out.
And as always..
HEAD FIST.
(why can't we be friends?)