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*burps*

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OH HEY

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How's it going bros?

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My name is

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a-pa-ti-buhh (true)

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Today, we are going to...

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Photoshop

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"Brilliant Youtube Idea"

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no. 1 request:

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"Photoshop a proper view to subscriber ratio onto your vids"

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r-r-

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r-roasted

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oh-

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oh yea Max

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Well, guess what.

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You're not belled anymore.

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what are you gonna do about that

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heh

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you think twice about roasting me

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hmkay?

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alright, let's just-a

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let's just take this video

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and let's just

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ADD

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a zero

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BOOM.

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fuck

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that's still not enough

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*laughs*

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it's kinda sad.

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not even a tenth

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not even a

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FUCKING TENTH

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not even ONE PERCENT

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who-

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WHO AAARE YOU

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listen

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This happens to everyone on youtube...

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Don't be mean, alright?

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"can you photoshop some meaning into my life...

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...thanks "

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don't

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no

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Don't make that face.

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I recently discovered this new thing..

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I did it in one thumbnail

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and it's FUCKNG AMazing

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oh ok

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'Photoshop School'

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if you wanna do-

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see if you can do it

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Just add a feather to your uhm-

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last- okay.

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H-how specific

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should i be...

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PRESS FUCKING 'L' ON YOUR KEYBOARD.

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On feather, type 25 or 15 or-

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anythingidon'tfuckingcare

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Make a fuking circle around

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your pervy face

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Hit ctrl+J

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uh

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hit V

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Drag that shit over to your eye.

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alright?

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ctrl+J that shit again

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Clean up with eraser tool.

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Then, what you wanna do is-

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you wanna take their eyes,

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duplicate them and put them-

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(lol)

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*sings* Sky Williams...

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'father'

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f-

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'fighter of justice'

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Is that really meaning to life though

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idk

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guess not.

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next suggestion:

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*laughs*

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*sings again*

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Can we put Marinaaaa

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in Peruuu

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right

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Now we've uh- ma-

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successfully

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cropped Marina Joyce

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out of this photo...

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We can successfully place her

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anywhere in the world

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thatwelike

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"Peru"

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We can put her next to-

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IS DAT A LLAMA

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it's not even funny.

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wha-

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Why's this making me laugh so much?

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BUUURPS

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HEY

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IT'S MARINA JOYCE

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IN PERU, everybody.

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everybody, say...

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'MARINA'

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Marina

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you're in Peru now

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Peru now

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your dreams came true

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*continues beautiful singing*

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Marina~

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Why just have one

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when you can have two~

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Marinuu

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Marinaah

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Oh, Marinaaa~

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oh marinu

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OH- Marinu

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They're all in Peru~

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They're all in Peruuuuuu...

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(nice)

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bi-pi-tibip-btip

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OHMYGA

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(heh)

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ROIGHT GOIZ

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I'M IN PERU

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WIII-

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WICKED.

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OI CUNT

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OI WILL NOT TAKE A FOOKING SELFIE WITH YOU MA8

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She's not even looking at the llama

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wha the-

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Sorry, I hate to superimpose this sort of thing on people

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cause you know..

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It makes them look a little bit insane

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but-

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Marinaa

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You're a Marinaaa

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You're a Marina...

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OHHHH

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Ma-

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(jumpscare in.. 1)

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JESUS

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FUCKIN

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CHRIST

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Sorry 'bout that one.

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Marina

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if you're watching...

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ily <3

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"SOON"

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MARINAWILLRISE

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*laughs*

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I didn- I wouldn't even mean for that to be-

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EAAH

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EAHAH

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(okay there poods?)

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Oh my ga

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Is that llama hitting on me?

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Ouoh my ghad imtooshy

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OHMYGOD

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I can't believe that llamas look-

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OHHHHHHHHHH

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NOOOOOOO

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(confiremed)

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Make my son taller.

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This is uhh- you know..

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pretty- INTENSE HARDCORE PHOTOSHOP MOVE here.

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Oh, wow.

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It-

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heah

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Wow

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It sure did the trick, didn't it?

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(BOO!)

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Wtf is wrong with your cat?

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"Make my cat look normal"

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WE should-

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We just need to-

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look at that

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Honestly, in comparison, I think that looks pretty normal.

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"make me pretty"

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*sigh*

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You know, everyone is beautiful on the inside. (aww)

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Have you ever thought about how fucking weird a nose look like?

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Well, now you have-

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GEEEZUS

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You lookin ah- very good there.

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You're welcome

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you're wlcome.

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"Can you add hair on me please?"

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Alright, Jay..

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I will grant your wish.

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Okay, let's give him beard idk

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IDK MAN

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Damn dawg you lookin' fine!

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Honestly, it doesn't look bad.

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(wtf)

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You could definetely pull this look off.

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You know- I don't think a lot of-

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A lot of people can.

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It actually makes him look more intelligent somehow.

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diDn't THINK tHAT WAS POSSIBLE.

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(high five?)

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(wow)

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OOOUAHOHHHHHHHHHH

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YEH-HEH-HEHESSSSSS!

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(beautiful)

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I see less of his face now so that actually helps.

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Alright-

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uhh-

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Gonna finish this video tomorrow.

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(hey there)

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(doing good i hope yea?)

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OKAY

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AHA-HAI'M BACK

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this is the first-

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uhhhhhhm-

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Well, let's check out some more comments.

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"photoshop seán kicking the shit out of you...

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...while mark is punching the shit out of you.

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GODAMNI-

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OKAY

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This'll probably take a while but uh- I'll do it.

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For Science

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Fuk this is boring

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Jesus Christ

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Why do i even make these videos?

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(kill me)

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WOAWW

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THAT LOOKS SO REAL!

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OH MY G- You did such a good job Felix.

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"staple your eyelids to the ceiling then jump off a chair"

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dafuk is wrong with you

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"make him happier please"

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idk he looks pretty happy to me man.

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i mean- simple-

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simple liquify will-

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Damn look at that-

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Look how happy he is.

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There it is.

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Now that's a smile!

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This is what my amazing talent is wasted doing?

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fuck you

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"make her look more beautiful"

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She's already extremely attractive

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and someone I would definitely put my dick in.

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Although, the makeup...

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not the best.

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Let's give her a little bit better lipstick.

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UHM

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Clearly she doesn't have an upper lip for some reason.

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HAHH

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#NoLip

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got 'em

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So, we're just gonna give uhh-

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give her one.

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transplanted from her...

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..bottom one.

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Honestly, doesn't look terrible.

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Would definitely let her suck my dick.

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FUUCK YESS

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CUUUUUUUUUUUTE! :3

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Needs a little bit of a- you know

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eye shadow

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"Beauty is all in the subtleties." -pdp2k17

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Let's give her a little bit more of that cleavage.

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daaaamn

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yesss

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Hell yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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Now let's try and make the face a little less hideous.

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Seems to be a bit of a challenge.

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Get rid of the horrible teenage acne.

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I'm workin' on a little bit of an erection here.

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i'm ngl

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There we go. Beautiful.

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Stunning.

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ya know

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Barely any photoshop involved in.

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I would definitely, you know ;)

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Oh look, it's Dan! With the green screen!

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haha

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I feel like I can make some weird artwork out of this.

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what is happening.

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alright- im-

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idk

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what am i doing here

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Is this fun to watch?

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I don't think so.

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AAAAAND

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That's the last one that came up on the list.

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*sigh*

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Wow.

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Haven't we learned a lot here today?

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Pleasure to have you along, partner!

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And as always...

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Leave a like.

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I forget to ask for likes.

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Do you-

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Would you- Would you mind?

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Would you?

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Is it too much to ask?

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You tell me.

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pls come on

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just fukin-

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Anyway, check out another video uh-

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where i photoshop as well if you enjoyed this one

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I think you'll liked it as well.

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Check it out.

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And as always..

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HEAD FIST.

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(why can't we be friends?)