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*burps*

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oh hey how's it going bros my Name is

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pa-da-pah~

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Today we're going to Photoshop.

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*Sound the airplane makes when you are in mid flight*

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Brilliant YouTube idea

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Number one request, photoshop a proper view.

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To subscriber ratio onto your vids

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ra-ra-ra-roasted?

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oh-oh yeah max well guess what  you're not

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belled anymore

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What are you going to do about that?

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You think twice about roasting me!

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Alright let's just let's just take this.

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Video and let's just add a zero

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boom

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fuck, that's still not enough *laughs*(It's never enough pewds)

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It's kind of sad

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Not even a tenth, not even a fucking tenth!

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not even one percent!

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wh- who are you *the kazoo kid*

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Listen this happens to everyone on

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YouTube don't be mean all right can you

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photoshop some meaning in my life thanks

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don't -now don't make that face

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I recently discovered this new thing

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i did it in one thumbnail and it's fucking

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amazing!

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oh ok photoshop school if you want to do

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we'll see if you can do it just add a feather to

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your last -ok how specific should i

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be press fucking L on your keyboard

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on feather type 25 or 15 or anything i don't fucking care

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make a fucking circle around your

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pervy face hit ctrl J hit V drag that

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shit over to your eye.

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all right ctrl J that shit again clean

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Up with eraser tool then what you want

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to do if you want to take their eyes?

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duplicate them and put them *laughs* Sky

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Williams father.. fighter.... of Justice

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is that really meaning to life though I don't know

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guess not next suggestion

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*laughs*

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can we put marinaaaa in Peru

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right now we've mana -successfully cropped

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marina Joyce out of this photo we can

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successfully place her anywhere in the

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world that we like

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Peru

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we can her next to -is that a lama

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it's not even funny

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why is it making me laugh so much? *burps*

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hey it's marina joyce in Peru everybody

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everybody say marina marina you're

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in Peru now

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Peru now your dreams came true

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Marie know Mari know you're in Peru

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marina why just have one when you can

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have two marinoo marienuh amarina

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ohmarinoo ohmarinoo they're all in

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Peru they're all in Peru with a lama

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or alpacoo *bipitipip* amagad right guys

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I'm in Peru wi -wicked

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oye cunt I will not take a fuckin selfie with

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your mo *wut*

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she's not even looking at the lama what the -sorry I

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hate to superimpose this sort of thing

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on people cause you know it makes them

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look a little bit insane of anything but marina you're

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a marina you're a marina

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oh ma mamarina

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jesus fucking christ

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sorry about that one marina if you're

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watching love you -soon...Marina will rise

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there *laughs*

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I didn't even mean for that to

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oh my god is that lama

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hitting on me

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oh ma gawd I'm too shy

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oh my god

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I can't believe that lama

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ooohhh noooooo

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make my son taller

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this is you know pretty intense

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hardcore photoshop move here

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oh wow it wow it sure did the trick didn't it

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what the fuck is wrong with your

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cat make my cat look normal we should

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just need to-

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(Epic MUSIC)

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look at that you

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honestly in comparison i think that looks pretty normal

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make me pretty you know everyone

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is beautiful on the inside (not her)

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have you ever thought about how fucking

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weird a nose looked like well now you have

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jesus

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you looking uh very good

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there you're welcome you're welcome

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can you add hair on me please

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alright Jay I will grant your wish ok

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let's just give him a beard I don't

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know I don't know man

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damn dawg you're looking fine honestly

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doesn't look bad "ksi" could definitely pull this

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look off and I don't think a lot of -a lot

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of people can that actually makes him look

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more intelligent somehow didn't think

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that was possible *aimless highfive*

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.....

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OOHHHHH

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YEHEHES

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I see less of his face now so that

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actually helps all right I'm gonna finish

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this video tomorrow *poods sleeps*

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*amazin sun*

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okay I'm back

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this is a first -well let's check out

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some more comments -photoshop Sean kicking

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the shit out of you while mark is

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punching the shit out of you

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god dammit ok this will probably take a

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while but i'll do it for science

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fuck this is boring Jesus Christ why do

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I even make these videos

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wow that looks so real(Yes it does >:D)

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oh my god you did such a good job Felix

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staple your eyelids to the ceiling then

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jump off a chair

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the fuck is wrong with you

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make him happier please -I don't know he

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looks pretty happy to me man I mean

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simple simple liquify will... damn look at

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that look how happy he is -there it is

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now that's a smile -this is what my amazing

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talent is wasted doing

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fuck you -make her look more beautiful

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she is already extremely attractive and

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someone I would definitely put my dick

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in -although the makeup not the best

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let's give her a little bit better

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lipstick

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um

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clearly she doesn't have an upper

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lip for some reason #nolip

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got em so we're just going to give give

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her one transplanted from her

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bottom one

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honestly doesn't look terrible would

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definitely let her suck my dick

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fuck yes

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CUUUTE -needs a little bit of you know

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eye shadow -beauty is all in the subtleties

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let's give her a little bit more of that

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cleavage

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damn yes

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hell yeah fuck yeah

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now let's try and make the face a little

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less hideous -seems to be a bit of a

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challenge -get rid of the horrible

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teenage acne -i'm working on a little bit

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of an erection here and not gonna lie

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there we go beautiful -stunning you know

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barely any photoshop involved and i

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would definitely you know

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oh look it's Dan

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with a green screen

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feel like I can make some weird art work out of this

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(ARAB MUSIC STARTS)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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what is happening

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(ARAB MUSIC STARTS)

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alright I'm -I don't know (MUSIC ENDS)

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what am I doing here

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is this fun to watch I don't think so and (CLAP)

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that's the last one that came up on the

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list -wow haven't we learned a lot here

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today

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pleasure to have you along partner and

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as always leave a like -I forget to ask

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for likes  wou- would you would you mind

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is it too much to ask -you tell me

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please come on just *whispers: fucken like the video* anyway check out

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anyway check out

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another video where I photoshop as well

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if you enjoyed this one I think you'll like

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it as well check it out and as always

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head fist

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*fin* (amateur piano playing) subs by avanish_shenoy