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*podrig*

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OH HEJ

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Šta ima ljudi?

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Ja sam

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A-puti-puha

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Danas cemo da radimo

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Photoshop.

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Brilijantna Youtube ideja

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Zahtev broj jedan

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Potoshopiraj normalan broj pregleda na svoje videe

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Oh-

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Oh- da Makse

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Pa pogodi šta

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Više nisi zazvonjen.

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Šta ćeš uraditi u vezi toga

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Heh

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Razmisli dva puta pre nego sto se zezaš samnom

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hmkay?

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Dobro, hajde samo da-a

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Hajde samo da uzmemo ovaj video

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i samo

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dodamo

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nulu.

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BUM.

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jebi ga

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to idalje nije dovoljno zar ne?

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Nekako je tužno.

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ni desetina

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ni

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jebena desetina

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ni jedan procenat

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ko-

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KOSI TI (meme)

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slusaj

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Ovo se događa svima na Youtube

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Nemojte biti zli

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"Da li možeš da photoshopiraš malo smisla u moj život? "

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...hvala

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nemoj

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ne

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Nemoj praviš takvu facu

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Nedavno sam otkrio nešto novo..

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Uradio sam to u jednom thumbnailu

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i JEBENO JE SUper

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Oh ok

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Photoshop škola

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Ako hoćete da uradite-

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vidite da li možete to da uradite

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Samo dodajte pero na vaš am-

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hajde da-ok

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K-koliko specifičan

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bih trebao da budem...

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PRITISNITE JEBENO 'L' NA VAŠOJ TASTATURI

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Na peru napišite 25 ili 15 ili-

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biloštadrugonijemejebenobriga

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Napravite jebeni krug oko

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vašeg perverznog lica

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Stisnite ctrl+J

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uh

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kliknite V

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Promestite to sranje na vaše oko

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uredu?

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ctrl+J to sranje opet

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Očirstite sa gumicom za brisanje

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Onda, ono što želite da uradite je-

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da uzmete njihove oči,

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kopirajte ih i stavite ih-

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*peva*Sky Williams....

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'oče'

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b-

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'borioče za slobodu'

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Da li je to stvarno smisao života

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nesnam

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prdpostavljam da ne

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sledeći predlog

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*peva opet*

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Da li možemo da stavimo Marinuuu

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u Peruuu

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dobro

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Sad smo uh ma-

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uspešno

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isekli Marinu Joyce

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iz ove slike

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Možemo da je uspešno ubacimo

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bilo gde na svetu

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da nam se sviđa

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Peru

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Možemoda je stavimo pored-

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DA LI JE TO LAMA

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Ni nije smešno

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Za-

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Zašto me ovo tako zasmejava?

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*podrig*

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HEJ

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TO JE MARINA JOYCE

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U PEruu, svi

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svi recite

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MARINA

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Marina

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sad si u Peruu

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u Peruu

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tvoji snovi su se ostvarili

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Marinu, Marinu sad si u Peruu

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Marina

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Zašto samo imati jednu?

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Kad možemo imati dve

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Marinu

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Marina

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Oh, Marina

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Oh Marinu

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Oh Marinu

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Sve su u Peruu

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Sve su u Peruuuuuuu

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Sa njihovom lamom ili apakuu

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bi-bi-bit-bitip

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OHMYGA

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heh

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*naglasak*TAKO LJUDI

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JA SAM U PERUU

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VIII-

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VIKI

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OI CUNT (nzm kako da prevedem)

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NEĆU SE SLIKATI SA TOBOM DRUŽE

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Ni ne gleda u lamu

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šta-

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Izvinjavam se, mrzim što moram da nadređujem ove vrste stvari ljudima

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zato što, znate

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Ucini da izgledaju malo ludo

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ali-

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Marinaa

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Ti si Marinaa

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Ti si Marinaa

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OHHH

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Ma-  Marina

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ISUSE

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JEBENI

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HRISTE.

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Žao mi je zbog ovoga

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Marina

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ako gledaš

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volim te

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USKORO

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MARINA ĆE SE UZDIĆI

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Nisam- Nisam ni hteo da ovo bude-

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Ohmyga

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Da li to ona lama flertuje samnom?

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Ohhhmygad previše sam stidljiva

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OH MOJ BOŽE

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Ne mogu da verujem da ta lama izgleda tako

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OHHHHHHHH

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NEEEEE

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'Napravi mog sina višim'

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Ovo je uh-znaš-

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prilično- HARDCORE PHOTOSHOP POtez ovde

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oh vao

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ovo-

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hh

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vao

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Uradilo je trik, zar ne?

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Šta nije uredu sa tvojom mačkom??

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Napravi da moja mačka izgleda normalno

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Trebali bi smo da-

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Moramo samo da-

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pogledajte ovo

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Iskreno, u poredjenju sa onim, mislim da izgleda normalno

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Neka budem lepa

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Znaš, svi su lepi iznutra

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Da li ste ikada razmišljali o tome kako jebeno čudno izgledaju nosevi (dA A)

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Pa sada jeste

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isUSE

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Izgledaš vrlo ah-dobro tu

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Nema na čemu

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Nema na čemu

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Da li možeš da midodaš kosu?

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Uredu, Jaz

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Ispuniću ti želju

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Ok, hajde samo da mu dodamo kosu, nesnam

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NE ZNAM ČOVEČE

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Damn igledaš ssuperr

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Iskreno, ne izgleda loše

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Možeš definitivno da izgledaš ovako

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Znaš- ne mislim da puno-

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Da puno ljudi može

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Zapravo ga nekako čini više inteligentnim

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niSAM MISLIO DA JE TO MOGUĆE

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OHHHHHHHH

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Vidim manje njegovog lica sada, dakle to pomaže

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Uredu

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Završiću ovaj video sutra

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OK

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AHA-HA JA SAM SE VRATIO

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ovo je prvi

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uuhm

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Pa hajde da pogledamo još komentara

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Photoshopiraj Jacka kako te prebija

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dok te Mark izudara(??)

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ok

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ovo će verovatno potrajati ali-uh-uradiću to

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za nauku

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Jebote ovo je dosadno

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Isuse Hriste

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Zašto uopšte pravim ove videe?

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vAAOO

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IZGLEDA TAKO RREALISTIČNO

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OH MOJ B- Uradio si odličan posao Felikse

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Zalepisvoje kapke za plafon i onda skoči sa stolice

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sta nije uredu sa tobom

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neka izgleda srećnije molim te

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ne znam,meni izgleda srćno

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mislim- jednostavno

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jednostavno će-

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pogledaj ovo

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Pogledaj kako je srećan

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Evo ga

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To je osmeh!

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Ovo je ono na šta ja trošim svoj neverovatni talenat?

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jebi se

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namesti da izgleda lepše

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Već je jako privljačna

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i neko u koga bih defifnitivno stavio svoj kurac

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Iako šminka

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nije najbolja

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hajde da joj dodamo malo bolju ruž

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AM

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Očigledno nema gornju usnu iz nekog razloga

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#bezusne

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imamo ih

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Sad ćemo samo da joj damo uhh-

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da joj damo jednu

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preuzeto od

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njene gornje

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Iskreno, ne izgleda užasno

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Definitivno bih joj dao da mi puši kurac

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SLATKOOOOO

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Treba joj malo-znaš

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senke za oči

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Lepota je u (??)

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Hajde da joj damo taj dekolte

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Sada, hajde da pokušamo da joj napravimo facu manje odvratnu

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Biće malo veći izazov

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Da se otarasimo od te odvartne teenagerske bubuljice

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Radim na malo erekcije sada

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Neću da lažem

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Evo ga. Prelepo

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divno

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znaš

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skoro ni malophotoshopa umešano

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definitivno bif, znate ;)

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O pogledaj to je Dan se green screenom!

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haha

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Osećam se kao da mogu da napravim čudnu umetnost sa ovim

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šta se dešava

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uredu-ja

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ne znam

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šta ja radim ovde

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da li je ovo zabavno gledati?

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Ne mislim tako

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iiiIIIIIIIIIII

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To je zadnji sa liste

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vao

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Zar nismo dosta naučili danas?

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Zadovoljstvo mi je bilo sa vama

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I kao i uvek

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Ostavite like

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Zaboravljam da tražim za lajkove

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Da li-

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Da li biste- Da li bi vam smetalo?

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Da li biste?

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Da li je to previše da se traži?

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Recite mi.

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molim vas hajde

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samo jebeno

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Inače, pogledajte drugi video
uh-

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Gde isto photoshopiram ako vam se ovo svidelo

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Mislim da bi vam se i ono svidelo

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Pogledajte

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I kao i uvek

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