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*嗝*

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嗨~~

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你們好嗎？

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我是..

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今天我們将会

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P圖

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"好到不得了的youtube構思...."

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第一個是:

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"將你影片的觀看次數P圖，就不會和你的訂閱數字差太遠啦"

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被被被...

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公審了!

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哦

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哦是嗎MAX

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你這麼樣

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我就不再要你的即時通知了哦

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你好自為之罷

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哈

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下次想公審我最好三思

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記住了哦

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好的

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就用這個影片

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就這樣

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加

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一個零

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我X

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根本不夠

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有點可憐

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十份一

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連十份一

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都他媽的沒有

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百分一都沒有

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你

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你以為自己是誰

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你聽好

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這個情況在youtube很常見

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不要那麼挑剔好嗎

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"可以用photoshop令我人生充滿意義好嗎....

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....多謝了"

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不...

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要...

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不要做這表情

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我最近發現了這個

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我用縮小圖試驗過

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他媽的好!

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好的

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"Photoshop學院"

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如果你想

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你試一試做

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用photoshop的feather功能...

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..去做..

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我要怎樣詳細說明..

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如何做...

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在鍵盤上媽的按L！

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在feather功能輸入25或15...

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隨你便吧我不理

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他媽的畫一個圈

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在你的猥瑣的臉

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按Ctrl J

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按 V

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把那屎一樣的東西拉去眼睛上

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好了

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再向那砣屎按Ctrl J

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用eraser功能清理

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之後可以

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將眼睛

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複製

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（哈）

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＊唱＊Sky Williams...

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＊唱＊戰士

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＊唱＊戰..

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＊唱＊正義戰士

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這真令生命有意義嗎？

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我不知道

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應該不會

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下一個提議:

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*哈*

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＊唱＊

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＊唱＊"可不可以令Marina在

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秘魯

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嗯

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將她

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成功的

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剪切

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出來

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就可以將她輕易的

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放在地球任何角落

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任何我們喜愛的地方

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秘魯

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放她在....

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大羊駝?

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其實不怎好笑

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為..

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但為何令我一直笑

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嗨

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MARINA JOYCE 在

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秘魯

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大家一起來說..

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*唱*MARINA

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*唱*MARINA

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*唱*你人在秘魯

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*唱*你人在秘魯

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*唱*你美夢成真

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*唱*MARINA..MARINA..你在秘魯

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*唱*MARINA...

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*唱*為何只是一個..

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*唱*既然可以兩個..

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*唱*MARINA...

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*唱*MARINA...

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*唱*啊Marinaaa~

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*唱*啊Marinaaa~

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*唱*啊Marinaaa~

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*唱*她們都在秘魯

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*唱*她們都在秘魯

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和大羊駝或草泥馬在一起（譯按：這是大羊駝不是草泥馬Llama not alpaca..）

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天呀

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喂兄弟們

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我在秘魯

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真棒

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喂臭婊子

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我不會和你他媽自拍的

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她正眼也不看那大羊駝一眼

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我不是太喜歡將這個東西疊加在上面

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因為呢

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會變得有一點點像瘋子

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但是

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＊唱＊Marinaa

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＊唱＊你是Marinaa

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＊唱＊你是Marinaa

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＊唱＊啊~~~

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＊唱＊Ma-

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天老爺

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我操

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對不起

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Marina

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如果你在看

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我喜歡你的

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"很快.....

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.....MARINA會復活..."

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我無心會令到這樣的

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天呀

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那大羊駝對我有所企圖？？

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天呀我其實很害羞的

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天呀

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我不能相信那大羊駝...

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"我想我的兒子高一點"

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這個哈哈真是

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非常*厲害*的photoshop招數

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嘩

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這...

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真的妥貼是不是

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你的貓他媽的有問題!

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"令我的貓看來正常一點吧"

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應該

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只要

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看!

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這比較正常是不是？

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"我要漂亮一點！"

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每人都有內在美啊

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你們有沒有曾經想到其實每一個鼻子看來都有點怪

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你現在有

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天

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你....哎...很好

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不客氣

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不客氣

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"我要頭髮...麻煩了"

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好的JAY

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你的夢想會成真

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給他一個鬍鬚吧

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應該可以罷

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哇塞你很有型!

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真的不錯

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非常適合您

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不是人人

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都可以的

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你看來更有智慧

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還以為是不可能的事呢

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臉都快被遮蓋了，所以變好看

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要明天才做完這影片

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我回來了

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第一次要兩天

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再看其他的留言

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我要sean踢你...

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和Mark打你的P圖

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我靠..

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要一點時間....不過我為了

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為了科學

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媽的真悶

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天

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我為何自討苦吃去做這個影片

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真的一樣哦！

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做得真好哦Felix

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"用釘書機釘眼皮在天花板再從椅子上跳下來"

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你他媽有問題啊

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"請使他開心一點"

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他看來很快樂呀不是嗎？

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這容易

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用 liquify 功能

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哇塞你看

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你看...他很快樂啊

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就這樣

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這真是笑容可掬 !

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我的天賦竟然用在這些垃圾東西!

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操

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"令她更加漂亮"

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她已非常有吸引力

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我會肏她的

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不過化妝就...

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低劣

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唇膏要好一點的

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顯然地不知為何她沒有上唇

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#沒有上唇

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有了

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讓她擁有

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上唇罷

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由下唇

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移植

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老實說，還可以

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她可以吃我下面的

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我幹！好！

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可愛！！

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要一點

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眼影

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優美在細緻處

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事業線要加長

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我靠

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哇塞

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他媽的

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再令她的面不至於太難看

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一大挑戰

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弄走那驚嚇痘痘

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我有點硬了哈

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不能否認

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就這樣，真好看

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驚艷

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完全沒有P圖

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我肯定的會和她....

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看是DAN,在綠螢幕前

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好像可以做成一個古怪的藝術

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搞什麼

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唔，我...

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...不過....

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我究竟在做什麼

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你們覺得這影片好看嗎？

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我不認為

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這

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這是最後一個

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今天我們學了不少是不？

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很榮幸和搭檔們一起

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一如以往

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給個讚

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我幾乎忘記了要求給個讚

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你可不可以...

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你介不介意給我一個讚

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可以嗎？

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這是不是過份要求?

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你說

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....真是的求你...

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....他媽還不給...

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還有，去看看這個影片

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也是P圖的，如果你喜歡這個

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下一個您也許會愛看的。

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去看看

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一如以往

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頭對對碰

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