WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:08.560 Hey how it's going bros, my name is PewDiePie (subscribe ples) 00:00:08.860 --> 00:00:13.920 Ooh, today we're playing three free games even though Pewds doesn't want to play games anymore (subscribe 00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:15.380 What a massive fucking fa- (subscribe) 00:00:15.380 --> 00:00:17.180 Hey! No! Stop! Stop! (subscribe) 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:18.660 Go away! (subscribe) 00:00:18.660 --> 00:00:23.560 You know what? Fine. I'll play games, if that's what you want. (subscribe) 00:00:23.560 --> 00:00:26.300 Who am I not to cater to my fanbase (subscribe) 00:00:26.300 --> 00:00:28.760 Listen I've gotta get those views up somehow (subscribe) 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:35.340 Oh boy have I collected some of the finest games from the northest west to the southest east 00:00:35.340 --> 00:00:40.400 The first ga- the first game is called "Calm Down Stalin" 00:00:40.400 --> 00:00:44.400 It's a game about killing yourself which I think seems pretty appropriate 00:00:44.400 --> 00:00:49.940 HEY! HEY! Stalin here, what can I do for you? 00:00:49.940 --> 00:00:51.880 Place hand- woah ahhh 00:00:52.860 --> 00:00:56.820 I'm going to kill myself, I swear I will do it 00:00:57.300 --> 00:01:00.720 How do I switch hand? Okay, you switch hand by clicking, right? 00:01:03.440 --> 00:01:05.320 My god that fucking... 00:01:06.020 --> 00:01:09.620 The closer your hand is to the button, the higher is the effect 00:01:10.340 --> 00:01:14.140 Ay listen up mother fucker, do you think I'm smiling? 00:01:14.380 --> 00:01:17.360 No, my face do not change 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:19.640 I am always this face 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:24.560 Don't think I won't press the button, 'cause I will press the button 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:27.580 That's it... that's it HA! 00:01:28.580 --> 00:01:29.860 Now I will smoke 00:01:32.460 --> 00:01:36.640 Ah that feels good! I've become German now 00:01:37.160 --> 00:01:37.660 AHHHH 00:01:38.260 --> 00:01:38.980 What the f- 00:01:39.820 --> 00:01:42.920 This is so bad! Maybe I'm just bad 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:47.720 Hey you think I won't press this fucking button, you see me? You think I won't fucking press this button? 00:01:48.340 --> 00:01:49.140 Hail Hydra 00:01:49.440 --> 00:01:52.340 I've got Obama on the cell right here 00:01:52.980 --> 00:01:58.960 My Russian accent is fucking horrific. You think I won't fucking call? Oh I almost dropped it on the button 00:01:58.960 --> 00:02:01.400 That's how much fucking business I mean 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:05.100 What the fuck happened there, go back phone 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:08.580 *They ask you "How are you" and you just have to say that you're fine but you're not really fine* 00:02:08.580 --> 00:02:12.800 You think I won't press the fuc- hey come back here you fucking phone. Who is it?! 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:14.940 *Hugh Mungus* 00:02:15.580 --> 00:02:16.080 Fuck you. 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:17.340 SHIT! 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:26.000 No I think I'm the be- worst best lets-player of this game in the entire universe thank you very much 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:31.880 Think it's time to move on to the next game aren't you excited we get to play more than one game how about that? 00:02:31.880 --> 00:02:39.700 Now this game I really really really really wanna play. A lot. Like genuinely I would play this in my spare time 00:02:39.940 --> 00:02:44.820 Probably with Marzia, probably that's a lie but still I'm really excited 00:02:50.220 --> 00:02:51.500 I'm really excited 00:02:55.920 --> 00:02:57.200 I'm really excited 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.200 I'm real, I'm real 00:03:00.200 --> 00:03:02.980 I'm really I'm really I'm really I'm really 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:04.680 I'm really excited 00:03:04.920 --> 00:03:09.700 *reach for the lasers* 00:03:10.020 --> 00:03:12.020 Okay here we go ALIEN INVASION 00:03:12.880 --> 00:03:14.400 Awh don't tell me we missed it 00:03:14.500 --> 00:03:15.800 OOOOOOOHHHH 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.780 Sign me in if that's the resu- ohhh shit 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:26.260 Oh my! Bad Ass Babes - Press start. Oh my god there's so much fucking shi- 00:03:26.260 --> 00:03:28.360 Is that a dragon coming out of her tits? 00:03:31.180 --> 00:03:33.020 Oh my fucking god 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:36.960 Do we select a character? I guess we go with the naked one 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:43.820 Oh she's twerking, fantastic. Trapped in green slime and experimented on for months 00:03:43.980 --> 00:03:46.700 Here we are. Wow what a great game. Oh boy! 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:51.880 Her name is "Asia". Now that's, that's, that's nothing wrong with that 00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:53.680 Ah shit they've got my sisters! 00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:59.700 Ah all the hot babes are in this game. Oh this is just the greatest game I've ever played 00:03:59.700 --> 00:04:03.660 Wow look how many hot babes this game has. OH IT'S MYSTIC 00:04:05.340 --> 00:04:07.720 OH I LOVE MYSTIC she's so hot 00:04:07.720 --> 00:04:12.320 Take this alien scum. Oh shit it's right in my fucking face 00:04:12.740 --> 00:04:16.340 It's got claws and shit. No no no NO! 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:19.120 Best fucking use of green screen I have ever seen 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:24.820 OH! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh 00:04:36.140 --> 00:04:37.660 I don't think I was ready for that 00:04:39.080 --> 00:04:40.280 Oh my special move 00:04:40.280 --> 00:04:46.060 I'm really having a good time over here this is really fun I'm really really enjoying myself 00:04:46.060 --> 00:04:48.740 I think it's a good game it's got good graphics 00:04:48.740 --> 00:04:52.100 It looks up to standard with any Call of Duty game I mean... 00:04:52.100 --> 00:04:57.300 What can you complain about in a game like this I just really think it's a good game I don't know 00:04:57.300 --> 00:05:01.940 Does it have tits in the background? Yes it does that doesn't mean it's not a good game okay 00:05:01.940 --> 00:05:04.380 I mean that doesn't mean we should take it less seriously 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:12.020 If anything it just makes it better 'cause you just add tits to things and it just gets ehh it just gets ehh it just gets 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:14.440 It just... SHOOT OUT OF A PUSSY 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:18.860 I think that's about enough of that game 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:24.680 Thank you so much for all the hard work that went into that. I really really like games 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:28.040 OKAY the last game - "Make America Great Again" 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:34.280 Okay. OH MY GOD I'm so cute. Look at this shit! 00:05:34.440 --> 00:05:37.340 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh terrorists! 00:05:39.880 --> 00:05:40.920 What the fuck?! 00:05:42.620 --> 00:05:45.840 One fucking bullet hits me and I'm dead?! 00:05:45.840 --> 00:05:50.180 You know Trump really gets down to business and you've gotta respect that 00:05:50.180 --> 00:05:52.580 Oh, you've gotta jump over the bullets 00:05:52.720 --> 00:05:54.240 See, I didn't know that 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.120 *swedish curse words* 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:03.260 Listen if touching barbed wire with your fucking feet kills you... 00:06:04.520 --> 00:06:07.340 Then maybe you don't deserve to be president. Alright here we go 00:06:08.820 --> 00:06:10.820 I can't even jump that far! 00:06:12.100 --> 00:06:14.660 Damn barbed wire! Come on we can do this 00:06:15.580 --> 00:06:17.720 Come on. Come on Trump! 00:06:18.340 --> 00:06:19.880 Come on Trump! No! 00:06:22.200 --> 00:06:23.380 Shit, no! 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:30.160 OOOOOOOOOOHH THAT'S RIGHT BARBED WIRE YOU CAN'T STOP FREEDOM 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:31.840 Oh shit this is gonna be hard 00:06:33.940 --> 00:06:35.540 Oh fuck 00:06:38.520 --> 00:06:42.460 Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me 00:06:42.820 --> 00:06:44.740 How the fuck am I gonna do that 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:48.840 *more swedish curse words* 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:52.740 *erotic noises* 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:00.820 HOOOOO, *screaming* 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.780 OH MY GOD 00:07:04.100 --> 00:07:05.400 *inaudible* ooh 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:06.960 WHAT?! 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:10.480 Why do I care? Why do I care? 00:07:11.020 --> 00:07:12.780 This is stupid I don't care 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:14.000 Fuck that game 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:17.600 Fucking hell 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.200 You fucking... you fucking tell 'em 00:07:21.200 --> 00:07:23.340 You fucking tell... you tell 'em 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:25.280 Alright, here we go, come on 00:07:25.660 --> 00:07:28.200 Vote for Trump because Hilary is gay 00:07:28.200 --> 00:07:29.620 OOOOOHHH 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.760 Oh hey I bet you thought the video was over 00:07:37.780 --> 00:07:38.500 10 minutes 00:07:38.620 --> 00:07:41.420 No but for real I watched through the video 00:07:41.420 --> 00:07:43.460 And it doesn't have a single good game in it 00:07:43.640 --> 00:07:46.680 So I thought hey lets put in a good game 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:49.880 that you bros can play as well at home 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:53.540 and not because I want this video to be 10 minutes long 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:57.040 Okay maybe both, maybe both, is that so fucking bad? 00:07:57.040 --> 00:08:01.140 You're gonna see a lot of YouTubers play this game, they're gonna make a full episode of it 00:08:01.140 --> 00:08:02.160 Drag that shit out 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.640 Nothing wrong with that, I can respect that 00:08:04.640 --> 00:08:09.960 If you go to damn.dog, there's this really funny website that lets you guess 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:12.260 what the Wiki How is 00:08:12.260 --> 00:08:16.700 compared to the image. Now if you don't know what wikiHow is it's basically a website that 00:08:16.900 --> 00:08:19.360 will explain fucking anything. 00:08:19.420 --> 00:08:21.740 Here if I search wikiHow pewdiepie 00:08:21.780 --> 00:08:23.780 How to build a fucking channel 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:25.400 How to be a fangirl 00:08:25.400 --> 00:08:28.320 Alright and they always have these fucking pictures 00:08:29.700 --> 00:08:33.420 We're gonna guess together what it is. How to... 00:08:33.560 --> 00:08:35.520 Get your nipples pierced 00:08:37.100 --> 00:08:38.860 Now that's probably not it 00:08:38.920 --> 00:08:40.760 I'm gonna have to go with... 00:08:42.280 --> 00:08:42.780 Yes 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:44.480 Thats RIGHT! 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:47.800 Hey this is actually pretty fun I should probably make a full version of this 00:08:47.840 --> 00:08:51.840 Is that Scooby Doo? How to get over a crush on your best friend 00:08:52.180 --> 00:08:55.520 How to buy firearms... How to be interesting 00:08:55.520 --> 00:08:58.800 Okay it seems like I have a natural talent for this 00:08:58.800 --> 00:09:01.560 How to tell a girl you like her 00:09:01.560 --> 00:09:04.640 Smoking tricks for sure. Yeah yeah yeah. I know that one 00:09:04.640 --> 00:09:06.380 That's called the Chinese Dragon 00:09:06.380 --> 00:09:08.980 Look it up. Fart Quietly 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:12.500 Ayyyyyyy 00:09:12.820 --> 00:09:15.780 What's in the title of this wikiHow article? 00:09:15.780 --> 00:09:19.460 How to get famous while young. Famous 00:09:19.460 --> 00:09:22.400 It seems like I'm really good at this 00:09:22.400 --> 00:09:25.320 How to act like Sonic the Hedgehog 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:28.340 This is only fun because of the things 00:09:28.340 --> 00:09:30.640 Okay husband that you love him. That's it yeah? 00:09:30.900 --> 00:09:34.200 How to stop staring at a girl's boobs 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:37.460 Woah that must be it. HEY! 00:09:37.580 --> 00:09:40.380 What is the title of this wikiHow article? 00:09:42.540 --> 00:09:47.640 You know what I really enjoyed this one maybe I'll make a full episode maybe I'll play it together with someone 00:09:47.640 --> 00:09:51.300 But yeah that's it from me for now, hope you enjoyed four free games with pewds 00:09:51.300 --> 00:09:54.280 Let me know which one you enjoyed the most, leave a like if you enjoyed watching. 00:09:54.540 --> 00:09:55.660 And as alwayz.. 00:09:59.060 --> 00:10:00.020 Stay awesome bros. 00:10:00.020 --> 00:10:00.560 Caption credits to: iVexusHD and Sukrut Nadigotti