How's it going bro's?
My name is Pewdiepie
It is my great honour and privilege to be playing
Goddammit, I leaked my fucking... X-box account
uhh.. I'm so excited to play more of this game
Here we go
Great, now we're gonna see this for three years
Fucking hell god fucking damn
Two-hundred and ninety-five listen y'all actually think I'm gonna add random people
God I hate..God I hate... I hate X-box
Yep, keep making that sound, make me want to kill myself
Privacy, yeah, how about some privacy online
That'd be great
Oh my god, kill me, listen I don't even use this fucking account
Okay, did that do it? Did I fix it? Okay. Thank you!
Look at that, that's beautiful
I kinda prefer the clear sky though, I don't know
This feels a bit... strange but let's keep playing
Oh god, WHOOOO! Ow! My butt, that really hurt
How did she know, how did she know
Her butt would not be completely destroyed
Take... don't take that out of context please
Freerunning builds focus shield... I don't... I don't care
Okay, you're not
There we go
Hey, we're running
Fill your focus shield meter, I'll do it, heh
Parkour, look guys, I'm bald guy
Making my way to the tower now, walking fast, WHOO!
Yeahhh, I like that, that's smooth, some smooth shit, dammit
Look at this jump
There was also the... Oh my god, this is scary
There was also the move where like you would have to bend your legs up, otherwise you wouldn't make the jump
It seems like they've simplified a lot in this game
Which make me a little disappointed
Heyyy
Who the fuck are you guys
Is that the girl from the first game?
Heyyyy
The fuck is this?
Is that all you can do? Guys!
Is that all you can fucking do? Like, look at this!
I do this shit for a living
Now look at my leg, look at my fucking leg
LOOK AT MY FUCKING LEG
Sorry, sorry, got a little
Got a little personal
And where's the finding of the bags, you know
I used to love looking for bags and shit
That used to be a thing
Woah, what the fuck?
The fuck are you doing Faith
Talk to Noah, How do I talk to Noah?
I gotta press A, okay
Hi guys
I like your contemporary sofas
Are they talking about Faith?
Can you just refer to yourself instead?
Thank you
Ooo, you did not just say that
Okay, there's a lot more people involved this time
Last time it was literally just... that one guy that died
Astound me.
Astound me bros
That's right, I use fancy words
Astound me bitch
What is that guy doing, hahaha
Ohh man
Oh, I'll like what's inside alright, huh
Yeaahh
It better be my favourite Nutella cookies
Why is there no such thing as Nutella cookies?
I've just invented that, didn't I?
We can play music?
This is not your typical jukebox music
Alright, we can change outfit
Ayyy, we got our old clothes
That's cool
Yeahhh
Got my pants
I can't move for some reason
Okay, awhh, okay, we got upgrades and shit now
Because that's... necessary apparently
God dammit
Alright there we are, it looks cool
Uhhhm, what can we do, we can upgrade shit
God dammit I don't care
About upgrades
Oh, we went to the map
Alright, this is cool, I like this
That's cool
Alright, follow the red
Okay, that's cool
So it seems more open world
Maybe this time around
'cause that was one of the things in the first game
It was, it was very linear
Not really actually
What the fuck is that light?
Jesuus
Hey guys!
Yeah, what do you, what do you want?
You want some!? YOU WANT SOME? YOU WANT SOME?
Heheheh
Bitch ass bitch
Sorry
Alright, let's do some running baby
WHOO!
Ohhhhhhhhhh
I keep pressing A to jump but
It's fucking weird
Look how many people are involved
Why does she look so blurry?
Fucking weird
Alright, let's keep running baby
Yep, that's... I meant to do that
I'm totally 100% meant to do that
Breaking news, interesting
Slide
So, you can find a bunch of shit here, that's cool
Ahhh
I'm just following the path I guess
And slam dunk
Who the fuck is Birdman?
Where do I go, oh
Dibedebepbeda
Can I get up there?
I CAN!
Well, how about that guys?
Where am I?
When the red disappears, it confuses the hell out of me
Here we go
What's this?
Nuh, it's just a dildo
Whuhh, it feels nice
Feels good to be back in this game man
I got some concerns
Ah, It's just that I care a lot about the game so it's
Like I want it to be good
Ahh man
Uhhh, here we go
Okay
We did it
Who the fuck are you?
Oh!
What the hell?
Is he gonna eat that?
Why are there so many? I don't understand
Who the hell is this guy?
Are we just gonna pretend this guy was a character?
Alright, it's zipline time baby
WHOO!
Yeahhh
Yahhh
Oooooo
Okay
Let's do this as best as we can
Come on baby
Yeaahh!
Yeaahhh! So fast, gotta go so fast
Come on
We got a record to beat guys
What the fuck?
I'm stuck
Fuck you Faith, you ruined my high score
God damn ya
Well, there goes my three stars
Thank you very much Faith
I could've got, I would've gotten three stars!
What the fuck! Woman?
You ruined it!
God dammit it, I got a rep to protect
What the fuck? GrayFoxLight?
Yeah, thanks for showing everyone my tag again
Keep...keep adding me
Should we restart?
You know what? Fuck you
I'm gonna restart
'cause the time trails are really fun in these games
Soft landing, I miss the roll though
Get in!
GET IN!
What the fuck is that fucking move?
Come on!
Gerrrh!
YEAHH!
Even though you fucked up
Technically, I got the best high score 'cause no one else have played this game
Alright, we did it
Yeah, I know it's fucking awesome
PUSH HIM!
Sorry
Ohhhh
What the fuck? Who's that mean?
Who the hell are all these people!?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Can you just not? Be so close to the edge?
You know me... Always helping those in need
Sorry
This was so good
I had to
Alllright
We got a new path to go but hey we got some XP over here
I guess we can take our own route if you feel like it
I like that
It feels a lot more open world this time around
Which I really like
We're starting a mission
Noman wants you to help out outCaste
Alright
Guys! Don't mind me I didn't do anything bad
Good talk
WHOO!
YEAHH!
YEAHH! So much speed!
Oh no
It's a KSec Class Melee
He's got a baton!
Baton! Huh
Well I got a
Okay so I gotta avoid being hit
Okay, I can do that
Is that a runner?
Hey, try and hit me buddy
Ow, what the fuck?
You actually hit me, what the fuck
Wait, I dodged
Oh it's this button
Hey! Miss me
Missed me
Bitch!
Ass!
I got legs
For days son
Owww! Fuck, that fucking hurt dude
Attacking!
Yeah, that... that's a good way to not make me dodge
What! I DODGED!
Can't hit me!
Can't hit me
What are you gonna do buddy
Eyy, you missed!
YOU MISSED!
Couldn't even hit a stone... uhh..
Yeah...
Bitch!
WHOO!
You got fucked!
Bitch!
No
Habadabaphadababap
Badababoop
Oh my god! Got a lotta enemies
Got a lotta enemies
Missed me!
Ahahahaha
Hahahaha
Oh shit
Oh god
Ow! Stupid
You dumb, bitch!
Finish him!
Oh my god, your hand is stuck in the wall
Dude, that's super awkward
That was the most awkward death I have ever seen in my life
Alright! I just had a delicious lunch
But I'm back and I'm ready to collect some chips
Thank you!
I don't see why I can't just get all of them but
Oh, so I murdered two people
They look cute together though
So it's okay
Look at that! BEAUTIFUL!
Random person?
Hup!
I just beat the shit out of that bitch
Ohh, right in the nuts
Finally! I...
Ohhhhhh!
You got fucked! BITCH!
Nice glasses asshole
Oh ho hahahahaha
I straight up broke his back!
Well, there's not much running involved
Am I right?
Ow, that looked like it hurt
What a meanie
Ah, we gotta go there, but there's a zipline up here so
I'm trying to find a shortcut
Hell yeah, thank you SilverMonster
'Preciate that you added me as a friend
Heyy! Look at that
Ayyy
We can just run across
How about that
Look at that, I saved like half a million, millisecond there
Hi guys
What?
WHOOOOOHOOO!
I missed
Ahhhh
Come on!
There, the sound when you died in Mirror's Edge was like
Purrghh
Wait, that, I can do better
Purrhuhh
That was not good
Purghhuhh
Purghh
It was so... was something
Buuughh
Whatever, all right?
There it is!
What's good?
P to the Pie in the up in this bitch
Oww
Ayy why don't you hug it out bitch!
Ohhhh
Took care of them, you're welcome
Now go get a haircut
She takes after her parents
WHOO!
Yeahh!
I don't know why
I feel like the city is a little too much
Like all the drones and the train and the
Thing like I like the subtly in it
What the f.. oh my god
Biitchh!
What do you mean!? Be like, I was like water!
Thank you Zakimuler for adding me as a friend
I appreciate that
Alright alright alright
I guess I gotta press X for some reason
Oh, what a difference there
Yeah, I know, I felt that one
Bitch!
Okay, that's pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie
Slidee
BITCH! Ohh, you lost your hat motherfucker
What's good buddy?
I know parkour bitch!
Yeahhhh
Ooo, zipline!
Hey buddy! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SPOT!
Arrgh!
Traversial Attack!!
I got a good flow he said it.
Oh!
Right in the ear! Dude that is gonna bleed like fucking... shit.
Ah!
Push him.
Mhahaha.
WHOO!
Yeah!
Got it.
Now, don't worry about what I just did.
Eyyyy
OHH!
Okay. We got a package.
Where is it?
Where I gotta go? Okay.
So this is--this a side quest I am doing right now.
I'll--I'll do it for some funsies. You know what I mean?
Hmp
Go Faith!
We're like the wind.
Epic jump.
Hmp
Yeah! Perfect time!
C'mon! There's barely enough time!
C'mon!
C'mon!!
YEAH!!
What's good everyone!
Holy shit! That was fucking awesome!
DIDYOUSEETHAT!?DIYOUSEETHAT!?DIDYOUSEETHAT?!
BITCH!
Omg. Who the fuck are you? Shut up.
Hey buddy?
How you doin'?
Birdman.
Why did they call you birdman? They should call you....beardman.
Yeah! Up top.
Alright.
Pick up and deliver the package within the time limit.
Ooohh! I like a time limit!
Okay. This is what we literally just did.
You gotta be real fast.
Where the fuck am I going?
Oh god. This is gonna hurt.
Okay. This one is a lot easier
I fucking had 1 minute left. Are you kidding me?
Get outta here.
Yeah. I had a fucking minute left.
Alright
So we got ourselves another quest
What is that? We got 10 out of 10.
We got a new dash here
I would like to do it
Is it boring as hell for you bros to watch?
PROBABLY!
Do I wanna do it? 100 percent!
If this was Uncharted literally everything would fucking break
Hahahaha.
Ohh.
Okay. It's here.
I remember.
HI GUYS!
Shut up.
God. I am busy!
Doing Faith stuff..
THANK YOU!
Hey nice hoodie, hoodie.
That's a good one.
They're having a staring contest.
Ohh! High profile that sounds great.
How 'bout get off my ass?
NO!
No escort mission please.
Oh shit! He did not just say that to me.
Very dramatic whenever he shows around
What is that? Elysium labs?
Alright. We knew where we need go.
HEY BUDDY!
HEY!!
Yeah you like this?
You like these moves?
YEAHH!
Oh yeah, the weirdest way to jump out. You jump through the window.
To the window!!
To the slidee!
EEGGGHHHHH. What is this Uncharted? Am I right?
Listen.
I got a name.
*Pewds tries to spit again*
Okay, sorry.
It really feels like a lot more fleshed out this title.
It took a while to get used to cuz I am like, this is like fucking weird
But I'm really starting to like it.
Think it's pretty--it's pretty--it's pretty cool man.
Oh, I gotta do that? I didn't know.
Oh my god. Are we actually racing this bitch?
Oh! It's on.
Allright!
Nailed it!
Ey! He did the roll!
What the fuck? I don't got a rep! Fuck you motherfucker!
Look at this I'm Faith bitch!
YEAAAH!!
Why are we walking into a trap then?
Am I right?
Oh god, hey, hey, how is it going? Ow. *laughs*
Ah! That feels goood.
Open the window.
This is how we open windows at Sweden, bitch.
You like that?
Are we getting to the puzzles part?
Woaahhh.
Cool.
HUP!
SHIT.
Hi guys.
It's just me
Don't worry 'bout it. I know what I'm doing.
We need to get up, where?
Jesus.
Hey! I found a bag.
Man, inside the buildings always confuse me. It's always hard to find.
Alright, so we go...
Where exactly?
Up.
Why there are no people working on this company? What is this Google?
Alright runner's vision online.
Oh okay, that's cool, I didn't see that actually.
Heyy look at that.
What the f-oh my god, that's cool.
I like this. I like it, I like it.
Look at this.
That's gonna hurt... If we fall.
Hey guys, don't mind me.
How is there is no one working on this company, I don't understand.
Oh we're climbing.
Do I look like some kind of fucking cli---non-climber person?
HEP!
I still don't know which button makes me turn around faster.
What am I doing here?
Ohhh, okay.
We're on the elevator..
WHEEE!!
I wanna poop from here.
C'mon, don't tell me you didn't think the same.
Anndd, that's my stop.
Alright more vent crawling.. What is this Outlast?
Krueger's here?
Is that the guy that got us in the beginning?
OH! Look at that shit!
OHH! Look at this shit!
Could we do this?
OHH! That is sexy as fuck, do you saw that shit?
Yeah, I bet you liked that, motherfucker.
Sorry to call you motherfucker.
Alright, we're in guys. I'm moving through the vents
Why do he keep being such a bitch?
Woah, that's cool what is that?
Why do they call it a shotgun if there ain't no motherfuckin' shotgun am I right?
Heyy, look at that.
Ohh, I love these parts.
You gotta find out where to go and shit.
They still got it, I was worried that they wouldn't nailed the atmosphere but it's-it's there.
OW!
Oh here it is.
Fire the shotgun.
Oh no! It's the bad guy!
Who is that guy?
Well, I guess we gotta find out.
Aw, that's too high.
Okay, we're in.
Now, who the fuck is this guy?
Who the hell is this guy?
Hey buddy!
No?
Probably some stuffs.....you don't have to worry about.
What?
Whaattt?
What's going on?
Hey! That's a seal, no wait, it's a person.
It looks so smooth ya' know?
Hey he got a kitchen knife there, be careful there Faith.
Is he jerking off on the keyboard?
The fuck man? He's wearing the Oculus
Mr. Krueger.
Awkwardd.
What?
Woah, fuck yeah!
Woah, woah, woah, hey, did he just bite a poison?
OH! She did not just do that!
Oh my god! I got to find a way out!
Omg the green is so pretty.
Well, we're just gonna have to end the episode there!
Alright bro's, so much fun to play this game, I hope you're enjoying it as well.
This is really something, I'm loving this. Please do leave a like if you support the show, I really appreciate it and I'll see you tomorrow in another episode.
As always, stay awesome bro's. *brofist*
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