WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.660 hey welcome Felix here. I have found 00:00:05.820 --> 00:00:15.420 the strangest fetish online *somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed* 00:00:15.700 --> 00:00:17.360 sneezing videos 00:00:18.040 --> 00:00:20.540 that's right everybody sneezing videos 00:00:20.550 --> 00:00:23.430 sweeping the nations. Is your kid watching 00:00:23.430 --> 00:00:25.360 sneezing videos on YouTube? you better 00:00:25.360 --> 00:00:27.520 watch out, YouTube is dangerous place 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:28.740 apparently it's really popular 00:00:28.740 --> 00:00:31.679 really really popular so popular that 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:34.440 from now on big announcement I have 00:00:34.440 --> 00:00:37.710 become a sneezing Channel let's look at 00:00:37.710 --> 00:00:38.720 some sneezing people 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:45.140 Holy shit 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:46.920 that's a lot of sneezes how does she do it 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:54.840 incredible how does she do that thing 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:57.220 with her nose. I- I've never seen anything like it 00:00:58.460 --> 00:00:59.660 you can follow her on Instagram 00:00:59.660 --> 00:01:01.260 sneezegirl143 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:03.440 * chuckle* Sneeze girl 00:01:03.660 --> 00:01:05.120 how did you come up with that? 00:01:05.860 --> 00:01:08.380 I'm gonna be sneeze girl- ah shit it was taken 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:09.520 it's private 00:01:09.780 --> 00:01:13.320 come on man come on I need to see them sneezes 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:15.200 n- now the favorite part of these 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:16.880 sneezing videos it's the comments 00:01:16.890 --> 00:01:20.939 they're absolutely fucked up nuts but 00:01:20.939 --> 00:01:24.930 horribly horribly hot no name but very 00:01:24.930 --> 00:01:28.290 very pretty awesome sneeze this really 00:01:28.290 --> 00:01:32.280 sexy Rick Sanders okay he just liked a 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:34.229 couple videos he liked this one and 00:01:34.229 --> 00:01:36.119 another sneezing one all these like 00:01:36.119 --> 00:01:37.770 videos are related to sneezing and 00:01:37.770 --> 00:01:40.560 allergies 10 hours of sneezing this is 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:44.540 weird dude this guy is weird 00:01:52.170 --> 00:01:59.110 that's her 150 fourth C's what are these 00:01:59.110 --> 00:02:09.990 are these cam girls? I like apologetic sneezers 00:02:09.990 --> 00:02:13.240 what's the most viewed sneeze beautiful 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:16.360 girls quadruple sneeze my god must see 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:29.590 they love this one because it's just a 00:02:29.590 --> 00:02:31.240 guy trying to play guitar but he keeps 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:34.870 sneezing and it's just getting genuinely 00:02:34.870 --> 00:02:49.810 pissed off about it that's so pissed he 00:02:49.810 --> 00:02:53.019 just gave up sneezing can change lives 00:02:53.019 --> 00:02:56.970 it's not just a fetish but it's also a 00:02:56.970 --> 00:03:04.000 fetish bless you for all your sneezes 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:07.060 handsome cute sneezes by the way even 00:03:07.060 --> 00:03:13.120 girls like sneezes wha what has happened 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:16.800 to the world please make sure text me 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:22.480 can you make a shit me bleep so hot 00:03:22.480 --> 00:03:25.959 bless us so handsome are you telling me 00:03:25.959 --> 00:03:27.400 right now that all I have to do is 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:30.100 sneeze and women will like me my 00:03:30.100 --> 00:03:32.380 declining female demographic will 00:03:32.380 --> 00:03:35.260 finally return if I sneeze well the 00:03:35.260 --> 00:03:37.299 choice is obvious I need to figure out 00:03:37.299 --> 00:03:40.769 how to sneeze some demand what what 00:03:40.769 --> 00:03:43.269 what's that cute with that deducting 00:03:43.269 --> 00:03:45.910 real wait what why but what is that what 00:03:45.910 --> 00:03:49.480 is that pewdiepie sneeze compilation 00:03:49.480 --> 00:03:54.519 what's the 10,000 views you can thank me 00:03:54.519 --> 00:03:55.150 later 00:03:55.150 --> 00:04:01.330 Thank You of them 00:04:01.650 --> 00:04:04.060 yeah 00:04:04.060 --> 00:04:07.950 holy shit buddy like super old video I 00:04:07.950 --> 00:04:17.470 love Kenan okay these are so old how old 00:04:17.470 --> 00:04:19.239 are you what you sir 00:04:19.239 --> 00:04:24.360 sorry Jesus 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:28.420 make him find a jacket it's me Georgey 00:04:28.420 --> 00:04:38.710 ah that one was cute how do they find 00:04:38.710 --> 00:04:40.600 all these they must go through like 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:44.200 hundred so much fucking videos so many 00:04:44.200 --> 00:04:50.290 videos I have thousands of videos kind 00:04:50.290 --> 00:04:55.150 of want that on my son boy wait jack has 00:04:55.150 --> 00:04:57.880 one what the fuck I bet I have way cuter 00:04:57.880 --> 00:05:01.540 sneeze than Jack by the way yes 00:05:01.540 --> 00:05:04.540 confirmed hahaha that fuck with that 00:05:04.540 --> 00:05:07.479 Jesus like sneeze almost killed me yeah 00:05:07.479 --> 00:05:14.440 ah lame wait ken has a fucking sneeze 00:05:14.440 --> 00:05:21.040 give it to dawn who holy shit a triple 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:23.860 sneeze not bad Ken I may have a bit of 00:05:23.860 --> 00:05:25.960 respect left for you after all right cry 00:05:25.960 --> 00:05:28.930 cry yes just just every fucking youtuber 00:05:28.930 --> 00:05:32.550 ever has a sneeze in compilation shit 00:05:32.550 --> 00:05:36.130 oh shit that you move down there they 00:05:36.130 --> 00:05:41.110 definitely move down there yeah what the 00:05:41.110 --> 00:05:43.890 hell is wrong with you 00:05:43.890 --> 00:05:47.830 yeah I'd fuck that sneeze 00:05:47.830 --> 00:05:50.740 I'd fuck it i Puckett sorry mines em 00:05:50.740 --> 00:05:53.710 over you now wait you guys better not be 00:05:53.710 --> 00:05:59.080 perverts over my destiny Singh no no it 00:05:59.080 --> 00:06:01.270 was decent after we put no plans around 00:06:01.270 --> 00:06:03.420 I can't wait 00:06:03.420 --> 00:06:07.740 don't worry always do it was my chance 00:06:07.740 --> 00:06:23.760 even her sneeze is sexy what the fuck 00:06:23.760 --> 00:06:31.900 another what the fuck is this channel 00:06:31.900 --> 00:06:33.760 there's even a whole science around 00:06:33.760 --> 00:06:35.350 sneezing I don't know if you guys 00:06:35.350 --> 00:06:39.270 realize this but it's pretty interesting 00:06:39.270 --> 00:06:45.930 yeah I saw your hands like that did you 00:06:45.930 --> 00:06:49.690 thank you good let's break down the 00:06:49.690 --> 00:06:51.070 Tosh's call shall we 00:06:51.070 --> 00:06:53.020 where they're testing what's grosser a 00:06:53.020 --> 00:07:00.190 sneeze or a cough hell cops project 00:07:00.190 --> 00:07:02.980 thousands of bacteria up to 7 feet away 00:07:02.980 --> 00:07:07.030 yeah it's my face at 55 miles per hour 00:07:07.030 --> 00:07:10.060 I can feel her phlegm drying on my giant 00:07:10.060 --> 00:07:17.740 weirdo 38 38 38 me I'm kind of into that 00:07:17.740 --> 00:07:20.230 I let garl sneeze on me sorry might say 00:07:20.230 --> 00:07:21.700 I don't watch this video much I would 00:07:21.700 --> 00:07:25.690 let girls sneeze on me please this video 00:07:25.690 --> 00:07:28.540 has this video has converted me alright 00:07:28.540 --> 00:07:30.250 how much is in the scene it was a weird 00:07:30.250 --> 00:07:32.650 show now what's weird reason reacting to 00:07:32.650 --> 00:07:38.470 this shit 25350 sneezing is gross get 00:07:38.470 --> 00:07:40.900 this ride you've perverts stop looking 00:07:40.900 --> 00:07:43.000 at my girlfriend sneezing I don't like 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:46.210 it that's right that's right daddy of 00:07:46.210 --> 00:07:47.470 five you're so right 00:07:47.470 --> 00:07:49.840 so if you ever have to sneeze in public 00:07:49.840 --> 00:07:52.720 here's what you do the Dracula sneeze 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.600 now it's a DAB it's a DAB so if you're 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:57.260 spreading germs sneezing 00:07:57.260 --> 00:07:58.730 even when covering your mouth and 00:07:58.730 --> 00:08:00.740 sneezing into your elbow is there 00:08:00.740 --> 00:08:03.980 anything you can do but let's grab a 00:08:03.980 --> 00:08:06.560 tissue believe it or not with Marcus 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:08.960 sneezing right into the tissue we found 00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:11.330 nothing getting through nothing 00:08:11.330 --> 00:08:15.550 well I still stand by the dab 00:08:17.830 --> 00:08:21.100 that's cool 00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:26.150 wait what 00:08:26.150 --> 00:08:29.330 twelve-year-old sneezes 12,000 times per 00:08:29.330 --> 00:08:30.920 day there's always some weird fetish a 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:33.530 little girl who can't stop sneezing she 00:08:33.530 --> 00:08:34.790 sneezes about are you ready for this 00:08:34.790 --> 00:08:38.390 12,000 times per day Gio Benitez has her 00:08:38.390 --> 00:08:40.370 story for us oh shit 00:08:40.370 --> 00:08:42.919 are you kidding me for twelve-year-old 00:08:42.919 --> 00:08:45.980 Katelyn Thornley this sound has become 00:08:45.980 --> 00:08:50.090 painfully familiar whoa whoa whoa whoa 00:08:50.090 --> 00:08:52.940 well ago Katelyn began sneezing and she 00:08:52.940 --> 00:08:55.460 hasn't stopped I was walking out as I 00:08:55.460 --> 00:08:58.550 feel bad for her learn a lesson all of a 00:08:58.550 --> 00:09:01.100 sudden oh just it kind of started and 00:09:01.100 --> 00:09:03.200 just like little spurts you know it was 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:04.940 like just a few sneezes here and there 00:09:04.940 --> 00:09:07.490 but by the time I went to bed I'd sneeze 00:09:07.490 --> 00:09:10.400 30 times that night Katelyn now 00:09:10.400 --> 00:09:13.640 averaging about 20 sneezes per minute 00:09:13.640 --> 00:09:16.490 what I can control it sometimes but it's 00:09:16.490 --> 00:09:18.890 really painful and so far doctors the 00:09:18.890 --> 00:09:20.450 Texas Children's Hospital in Houston 00:09:20.450 --> 00:09:22.700 haven't been able to figure out exactly 00:09:22.700 --> 00:09:26.110 what is causing yellow my time using 00:09:26.110 --> 00:09:29.270 referring to the Lotus whoa whoa whoa 00:09:29.270 --> 00:09:33.110 whoa whoa whoa iris oh my god that so 00:09:33.110 --> 00:09:34.970 many stays read well I'm going to hell 00:09:34.970 --> 00:09:39.040 after I die but she sounds like it well 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:42.440 it's time for you and III know it's time 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:44.480 to pull out the sneeze I realized all I 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.400 need to do is to pull out a really good 00:09:46.400 --> 00:09:47.810 sneeze I don't know if you noticed but 00:09:47.810 --> 00:09:50.630 it back Oh they've all been fake sneezes 00:09:50.630 --> 00:09:51.890 I know I can fake them really well but 00:09:51.890 --> 00:09:53.750 let's do a genuine sneeze here together 00:09:53.750 --> 00:09:56.210 I see if we can both do it together I I 00:09:56.210 --> 00:09:58.490 came prepared I have one of these I'm 00:09:58.490 --> 00:10:03.580 going to stick it up my no wait my nose 00:10:12.069 --> 00:10:14.019 thank you 00:10:14.019 --> 00:10:22.939 yeah what yeah I'm gonna come back 00:10:22.939 --> 00:10:30.440 oh yeah motherfucker 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:44.600 subscribe