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嗨歡迎  Felix在此

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我已經發現

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最新最奇怪的網路潮流

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*somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*

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噴嚏影片

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沒錯各位 噴嚏影片

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席捲全球 是您的孩子正在看的

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打噴嚏的影片在YouTube上？

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你最好要小心，youtube是個危險的地方

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顯然它的真的很流行

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真的非常非常的流行，流行到

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我要宣布從現在開始

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我要轉型成為專業的噴嚏影片頻道

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讓我們來看看一些噴嚏影片

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后里蟹

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那是很多個噴嚏 她是怎麼做到的

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真不可思議

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她是怎麼用她的鼻子辦到的?

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我...我從來沒見過這麼神奇的事情

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妳可以追蹤她的Instagram

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sneezegirl143

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*呵呵* 噴嚏女孩

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妳怎麼會想取這種暱稱?

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我想要叫做噴嚏女孩 阿 乾 被註冊走了

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是非公開帳號

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麥安捏 我需要看他們打噴嚏

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現在，關於這些噴嚏影片

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我最愛的部分就是留言了

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他們真的

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*親*

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太瘋狂了! 但是超級無敵恐怖的性感

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微不足道但是非常美麗

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超蚌的噴嚏 真的很性感

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Rick Sanders

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*笑*

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他按讚的影片都是像剛剛影片的類型

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另一個也是

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都是關於鼻子過敏和打噴嚏的影片

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[讀標題]十個小時的連續打噴嚏影片

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老兄這真詭異,這人真奇怪

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這是什麼???

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[WTF!!!]

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這是她的第157個噴嚏,什麼???

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這些是網紅嗎??[讀留言]'我喜歡對自己打噴嚏感到抱歉的人'

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最多觀看次數的噴嚏影片是哪個

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[影片名稱]美女噴嚏四連發
我的天這必看啊

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[影片開始][滿滿的噴嚏]

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我喜歡這部是因為這基本上是

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一個人試著彈吉他但他一直

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打噴嚏然後他開始越來越

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生氣[影片播放]

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Pews:[笑]他超生氣

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他直接放棄了
噴嚏能改變一生

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那不只是種戀物癖   同時還是種

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戀物癖
─Pewdiepie(2017)

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[看留言]'願神保佑你'

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帥哥,真可愛(噴嚏)'

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連女生都喜歡噴嚏,這世界

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怎麼變這樣
[讀留言]'記得私訊我喔'

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[下一個][Pews大叫]'你能做一個沒穿衣服的噴嚏片嗎?'
[另一個怪怪留言]'好性感'

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'願神保佑你,你好帥'
所以這是說

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我現在需要做的就是

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打噴嚏然後女生們就會喜歡我!?我的

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女性觀看次數會從原本下降

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變成慢慢回升如果我打噴嚏!?

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很明顯的,我得找出

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怎麼打噴嚏---[假噴嚏]

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這夠可愛嗎?這看起來夠真嗎?

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等等--這--這是什麼??

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[標題]Pewdiepie噴嚏合輯

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什麼東--一萬多觀看次數!?
等會謝謝我吧

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[大叫]竟然有兩部!!?

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[慢動作噴嚏]

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[打噴嚏]

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天啊這都是超舊的影片

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[繼續打噴嚏]
天啊這真的超久之前的影片欸

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[再來]

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[還有]

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[失憶症那時的影片]

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剛剛那個很可愛(自己說)

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他們是怎麼找到這些影片的?他們得看過大概

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幾百部--超多的影片*2

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我有幾千部影片
[一直重播]我想

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把這(聲音)用到我混音板上

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等等Jake(另一個youtuber)也有?!

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什麼鬼?我敢說我的噴嚏

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一定比他可愛多了[播影片]
Pews:好的

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確認[笑]那是什麼啦

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[Jake:天啊剛剛那噴嚏差點殺了我]

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Pews:[嫌棄的臉]啊啊
等等Ken也有??

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[連續噴嚏]后里蟹,連三發

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的噴嚏,不錯喔Ken,看完這我開始

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有一點點尊敬你了
等等Cry?

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Cry也有!?現在是每個他媽的youtuber都有一個

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噴嚏合輯是吧?
[影片播放][性感的聲音]

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[影片繼續]

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[Cry:你在幹嘛啦?]

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[打噴嚏]Pews:我會上那噴嚏聲

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太性感了,Marzia我很抱歉

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等等你們最好不要像變態一樣

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有Marzia的噴嚏合輯
不!!不!!!

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[模擬市民]

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[可愛的噴嚏]

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[留言]'就連她的噴嚏都很性感'
[Pews無法接受][慢慢後退]WTF??

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另一部影片['滿足你的女友']

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[又一個噴嚏][Pews笑]這頻道是怎麼回事

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竟然還有牽扯到科學

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我我我不知道你們

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知不知道這個,這滿有趣的
[我咳]

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噁--[女:我看到你的手剛剛像這樣 男:妳有喔?]

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[影片:讓我們放慢速度]

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他們在測試哪個比較噁

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噴嚏或是咳嗽[影片播放]噁--[繼續]

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[影片:成千上萬的細菌能被噴到七英尺遠]

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噁噁[--到我臉上的速度是時速55英里]

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[男:我能感受到她的痰在我臉上乾掉]

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[38]Pews:什麼38?
[噴嚏攻擊]我有點想像那個男的一樣

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讓女生打噴嚏在我臉上(噁)抱歉了Marzia

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別看這部影片,我會讓女生

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打噴嚏在我臉上拜託[放大]

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這影片讓我改觀了,好的

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這噴嚏多快呢?[男:這好奇怪]

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現在最奇怪的事是對這爛東西做評論

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[25!!?噴嚏比較強]Pews:噁,噴嚏比較強

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記得這個你這變態,別再看

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我女朋友打噴嚏了變態們,我不喜歡

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[混音板:WTF!!!]沒有錯啦就是這樣

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你是對的

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所以如果你在公共場合打噴嚏

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以下是你要做的[影片:當 Dracula打噴嚏時]

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不,這是個DAB*2

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[影片:你仍然會傳播細菌給別人]

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[即使你蓋住你的嘴巴]

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[用手肘也沒辦法]

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[你該怎麼辦呢?拿出衛生紙]

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[看你相不相信,當Marcus打噴嚏時]

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[口水什麼的都被衛生紙擋住了]

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[沒有東西散出來]

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恩我還是站DAB這邊的(音量調小)

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那超酷,如果以後你要打噴嚏你就(音量調小)

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[再一個]等等什麼?

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[標題]12歲一天打了1萬2000次的噴嚏]

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總是有些奇怪的新聞

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[影片:12歲的小女孩無法停止]

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[打噴嚏,你準備好來看這個新聞了嗎?]

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[一天打1萬2000噴嚏,Gio Benitez要來]

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[報導一則特別的故事]Pews:后里蟹

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你認真的?[12歲的]

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[Katelyn Thornley的這聲音已經變成]

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[她的夢靨]Pews:喔!喔!喔!喔!喔!

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[...Katelyn就開始打噴嚏]

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[而且都沒停下來過 女孩:我就走出去---]

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Pews:她好可憐[...上完課後]

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[這一切就突然(哈啾)開始了]

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[就像很多小火箭一樣冒出來]

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[隨時都會打噴嚏]

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[當我要睡覺時我會打]

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[大概30次的噴嚏][現在Katelyn]

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[平均是一分鐘打20的噴嚏]

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Pews:什麼??[我有時候可以忍住但]

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[會很痛苦][目前為止]

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[德州兒童醫院的醫生]

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[還沒找出確實的]

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[原因--]Pews:我的天啊

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喔!喔!喔!喔!喔!

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我的天啊!

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超多的噴嚏[留言]'呃我說完可能死後'

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'會下地獄但她的聲音像噴霧罐'

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現在是時候了,我--我知道

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是時候來打噴嚏了,我知道我

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需要做的事就是做出一個很棒的

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噴嚏,我不知道你有沒有注意但

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這--(哈啾)這些都是假的噴嚏

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我知道我可以假裝得很像真的

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但我們來打真正的噴嚏吧

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看我們能不能一起辦到

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我--我有準備這個(棉花棒)

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我要用它戳進我的鼻子

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[我戳]

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[打噴嚏][DAB]

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耶!耶死!我們做到了!!觀看次數要回來了(重點在這XD)

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耶斯
感謝你們的收看 按個讚
最後 Brofist<3(後面還有)

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