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PUUUULL  -oh I got it, I got it. Okay. Okay. Hey, BUDDY.

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[Poods]: NOOOO
[Brad]: OH MY GOD

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*poods flies off in the distance*

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BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

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Aww dude iz Jackie Chance. Jackie, jackie a guy named Brad is gonna join. I want you to kill him, all right?

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[Brad]: Don't kill me.

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I'm a really, really big youtuber.

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You don't wanna mess with me, okay?

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Okay- oh my god

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Oh gawd

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Ahg- grab the w- sword

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GRAB THE SWORD

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*proceeds to grab sword inappropriately*

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He's behind me, isn't he? ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

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[Brad]: This is terrifying.

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grab the swooooord

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Don't- alight

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Let me get the g-  sword at least

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Lemme get the sword, okay? and i'm new at this game,
be ni-

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Salad@ss kill Jackie Chan. How did that happen?

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[Brad]: Dude. Seriously, viking power.

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*swedish viking laughs*

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How did this happen?

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[Brad]: Dude that was sick, bro. [Poods]: Oh, I'm gonna stab in the ass

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( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

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*impressed at own ass-stabbing skills*

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Lokk at my KD dude! I'm killin' it- [Brad]: No.

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*brad having a hard time on deciding which to grab inappropriately*

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*poods commencing ass-stabbing pose*

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*dear mother of god what is that*

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Oookay, alright. I see- the battle begins!

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[Brad]: SHIELD WAR!!!!

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YEEAAAHH

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The Vikiiiiing!

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OOOH. OOOH.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, let me g- oh. YES.

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OOHHH

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Okay- kaykay

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Ah dude, someone else joined.

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Okay, we'll team up against him.

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Hey buddy

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How you doin'?

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Grab it, you son of a sss-

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ohh dude- Dude, he's got a spear.

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*intense battle music*

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What is happening? XD

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Oh I got him! I got him!

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Pppfffft

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THAT'S RIGHT, BIIIITCH (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞

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Agghh? Who's dead now?

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Oh okay

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So it begins.

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Ssso it begins

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Don't come near me

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DON'T COME NEAR ME

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AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

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YAAAAAHHHH YAHHH ARGHHH

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Yes, the body is mine to feast upon

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SALAD@SS SALAD@SS

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Undefeated Gladiator (all hail to the salad@ss) undefeated.. let's start

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At least this one is playable, you know, oh fuck get away from me. Oh, I got it

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hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Where are you come back? you'll regret that

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Take it then take it then come on

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Brad: I've done the thing Where your arms go inside your head

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Wait put that down put that down put that down put that down no no no

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(damn)

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*laughing noises from poods*

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Brad: UUUAAAGGGHHH

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Thats creepy

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OH well I know this dance swell

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Brad: No, I dropped it no, no, where is it? No, no, please Poods: PUNCH

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Please, no please *teleports behind you* (jacksfilms reference)

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Brad: I can't reach low enough to the ground

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Teleports behind you

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YAS, UNDEFEATED!!!

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(ZERO DEATHS EVERYONE ZERO DEATHS FOR SALAD@SS)

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Brad: I Just stabbed myself. I just stabbed myself

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*laughs* I heard you

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Brad: Tryning to pick up a sword. Are you kidding me?

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You didn't die though. Did you? Brad: no, can you look at me?

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Do I look ferocious oh man, yeah, you look good

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You look demonic. huh

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Hey, hey, come on. I can't see anything. It's a shield is covering half my screen. Brad: Oh my god. It's so annoying

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Brad: I can't even pick up a weapon anymore

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Brad: Something terrible has happened at the pinnacle moment. I have lost the ability to play the game

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Oh my gawd, it's so oh, oh I got dude I got the power stance (GOT 'EM) I'm sorry, but you've lost

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Mm-hmm. Fight me. Brad: Oh my god. What are you doing?

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What happened to the shield the plan? Brad: Nooooo, got your wheel

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Brad: I guess this is it, man.

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No, I get it I get over here

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We need a proper duel and we need it

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*laughs* What did you do with a kitchen knife thing? Yeah, we need a lot. We need a subplot. So it was you

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Brad: We meet again.  Salad@ss: we meet again.

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Brad: Father has died and the throne will be mine. Poods: You were supposed to bring balance to the force.

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Brad: I HATE YOU

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I'd loved you Braddokin

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You were like a brother to me Brad: I will bring peace to my new empire

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What do you got what do you got what do you got

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NOOOOOOO *rip headphone user*

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(SALAD@SS WINS) *EARRAPE*

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That was it

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I didn't even touch you and I didn't even try to touch are you kidding me

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(lmao)

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So useless my god

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Brad: You will be a better King than , oh this is my final gift to you

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Brad: *coughing while dying*

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Can we do one where you win at least

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I don't understand why you're so bad

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I'll try the axe this time. Maybe the axe is the

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It's why you've been failing because you've been grabbing the worst weapons Brad: I've killed myself

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It's why you've been failing because you've been grabbing the worst weapons. Brad (again): I've killed myself

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*dying poods noises* *skrattaring horse*

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Brad: I'm so bad at this game

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Brad: Dude, WTF-

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Ooooooh oh my god, dude

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Brad: Oh my god

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Oh Oh we have someone Japanese

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Brad: oshikuru

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Konnichiwa Koushi Katyo. Brad: Konnichiwa oshikuru onjoo Poods: (best Japanese I've ever heard) Hajimemashite

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Dude when he least expects it hit him with it. Oh my wah, all right.

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Brad: yeah, yeah,yeah

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He'll understand what that means okay i'm going I go for it he's looking I'm going for it he he he

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Hey Koushi (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞

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Hey Koushi

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KOUSHI!!

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OMAE WA MOU SHEINDERU (meme reference lmao had to google it)

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Brad: This is me

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*earrape* *dying* *RIP* OHHH SHII-

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Oh shit Ohhh (dem legs tho)

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too bad

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SHINDEIRU KOUSHI!!! how am I undefeated at this game? (⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ ) I don't understand. Are you..? Brad: What the hell-

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*SKRATTAR*

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Hurrayyy

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Nope, not today not so fast

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Brad: Bitch     Salad@ss: NO

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Brad: This is for all the time. Let it die on my own sword. Poods: I guess I will have to go full out

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forgive me master just this once

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*epic asian background fighting music*

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*(KAAMEHAAAAAAME)HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

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*rip headphone user*

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Brad: This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen   GET AWAYYY

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WHY AREN'T YOU DYING??!

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BRRRRRRRRRAAHHHHHHH

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*dying horse sounds*

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Brad: WOAH WA-

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*moaning sounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

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Brad: NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Brad's dying sounds*

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Once again the (salad@ss) Viking wins ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ

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(ZERO DEATHS)

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I'm starting to think I'm invincible or something

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all credit goes to gabe avocado and me (ragged kiddo) for these subtitles go sub us plz (first draft by kpmf_ on ig)

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K then I will

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thx