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*one lit af intro*

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I've hacked the game.

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Pokémon GO without moving (thank you papa poods)

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IT'S POSSIBLE.

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I done it boyz

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The scientific breakthrough is finally HERE

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Come closer

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I'm about to walk to that gym

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without walking :O

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*tap*

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*tap*

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*tap*

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*taps furiously*

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LOOK HOW FUCKING FAST I'M GOIN

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aah

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walking

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IS FOR FUCKING LOSERS

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We hacked the game

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It took a long time

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but wiv ma hacking skillz

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I FINALLY MANAGED TO DO IT.

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But we're not stopping here

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BABY (oh no!)

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LET'S HACK SOME MORE

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*papa poods skips off*

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HACK 1!

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Hej y'all seen drones

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But a great way to get a hack done

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is to tape your helicopter

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*music intensifies*

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GO MY CHILD GO

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CERTIFIED 100% NO FX

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okey bai

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It worked.

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Intense Duck Tales hack music

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*hack* *stutter*

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HACK 2!

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giggle :)

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*splutters at sellotape in mouth*

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Fuck sake :(

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Not even Trump's wall could stop this

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*Shakes plug enthusiastically*

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That's strong!

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MLG Explosion

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This hack is called the "dog hack"

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You get a piece of string, we couldn't find a string

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so we got...

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What did you get poods???

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...he's got a cable

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mini MLG explosion

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Our phone is on this end

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and then Edgar's

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uhhh

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collar is on this end.

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Finally this fuckin' shitty investment is gonna pay off #PoorEdgar

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alright you hear me?

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Now catch me some Pokémon!

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GO! (BWA)

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*Edgar investigates his newly attached pokémon hack appendage*

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*dissapointed* You tryna' play? Just go!

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*Edgar the Dog complies and goes on to inspect his bowl of water with his newly found hacked device*

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What this hack does, is that it collects the GPS points of cracking eggs

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so hopefully we will get a 10k egg pretty soon I think

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uhh

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I feel one hatching right now

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I think

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If this piece of shit dog would MOVE!?!

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Fuckin'.. Gimme TmarTn's dog! What the fuck kind of shitty dog is this?

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Le epic sad music :(

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Don't pretend that you don't hear me!

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TmarTn our lord and saviour ヽ༼◐ل͜◑༽ﾉ

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Don't smooch me pls

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Fuck :(

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How thirsty was he dude? Jesus

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Clicks tounge

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Kicks dog + some swedish stuff

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Le epic music n°2 + masterfull doggy running compilation

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Will Edgar make the egg hatch ?

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SANIC FAST!

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You'll see in the nex..

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Edgar! Did you crack the egg?

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Edgar: Leave me alone

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Edgar: U bitch!

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He got it

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We got a pikachu

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Hack 3! Ya feel me?!

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*swaggy pose*

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Laughs at own joke :)

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Tryin' so hard

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JESUS!

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*vibrato* Ballooon Phone

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*deep inhale*

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That's original!

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There's been speculations, that you can catch legendary pokémons

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but you got to go higher. So with this hack balloon hack that we developed we are going to fly

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Get me the Mewtwo!

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Get me the Mewtwo x2

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*Duck Tales Moon Theme*

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NO FX WE SWEAR

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It landed

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Upset Duck Tales music

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For this hack you can get a lot of distance, fast!

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For those really nice eggs!

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*Throws phone like a girl*

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Next hack!

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Doing my job for me :)

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You get your phone right?

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poods givin' his head (to the) job

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*nice splash*

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Go Pokebitch GO!

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Oh shit xD

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*Splutters*

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*fist me daddy?*

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BA-BYE! *mark voice*

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JACK!

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This door was enough for u 2 dammit!

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*boat transition*

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*splash*

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NO!

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*paddles desperately*

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RIP Pokebitch 2 you will be missed :(

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RIP headphone users

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*pewds glasses twin*

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We hacked pokemon GO, it has never been done before

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By anyone, EVER!

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Look at me! Look at me GO

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Catching all the Pokémons

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I got an even better hack for you

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omg what is it poods???

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Just go outside

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Thanks for watching guys, leave a like if you enjoyed

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Leave a

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...

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Thumbs up

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and i'll see you bros in the next video

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*smooch*

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Get me my fkin charizard!

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alright

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Now we're going to get over there

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There we go!

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Yes I cc'd the end card I'm dedicated K?

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surprise after credits scene!

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You're not ready for what's comin'...

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Remember the gay sex party?

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Next hack!

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Can we make this thumb go like up your dress?

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Indistinct muttering

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Some Bill Cosby action

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Now pull it out

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Oh next hack!

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*fart*

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this is fuckin' dumb

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*Michael's seal of approuval*

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Yeah look at is man that's going to be the fuckin' highlight of...

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A Please Don't Tell Marzia Productions' Film

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( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

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OH MY GOD

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Next hack!