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only 399

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MmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm??

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Well, there's three rules that you have to learn first.

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Take it from Number One.

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**sound effects that is cool**

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Rule Number One I mean.

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You gotta have really cool cl- expensive clothing.

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100% legit you guys already know what it is

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It didn't fit me, but I found someone who it fits better

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and he's gonna buy it straight cash right? I mean I don't know.

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It just the ugliest hoodie I have seen in my entire life.

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Rule number two, you need a very expensive Vehicle of Transportation.

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"Who would have ever thought three years after I graduated from high school, I'll be going to pull up in a Lamborghini"

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"How insane is that guys I really hope you guys do enjoy this video"

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"and I'm also bringing this giant camera because I'm having my cousin record everyone's reaction as well"

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"this is gonna be a dope video and guys smash that like button if you'd want me to"

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"come pick you up from school in a Lamborghini."

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**D O U B T      1 0 0**

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How do you delete the like button, is it possible?

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*how to delete like button* so you dont accidental click on it

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**Enter**

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I mean why else would anyone else watch this mole rat looking twig, It's beyond me *wheeze*

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Rule Number ThreeEeEe

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You need hella bitches

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What are you going to wish for? I wish for health

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uh happiness and hella bitches

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so if you want to make it on YouTube, and you don't have it these three things so just *shtttffffckkup*

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Don't make me laugh. There is..there is however one more answer

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you can just be a Swedish cock boy that complains about literally everything

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and just shits on everyone that..that seems to be working as well

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All right here we go, so here's views, here's flexing

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And here's..here's how they increase look at that now

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the other option that you have, is to just shit on everyone else

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and get used by doing that as well. This is actually surprisingly accurate

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Today's video topic as you may have guessed is flexing on kids

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uH cAn YoU bUy tHis cHaiR btW yOu guYs? (399$)

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It seemed like internet fame these days well

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It's always been to be honest is

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The goal that you want to have is to how can you get an army of kids to watch?

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Kids will buy your merch, and they will click on literally any video

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No matter what the quality is of it one who controls the kids controls the universe

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''Many, who controls the battlefield,

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controls history."

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Do I sound bitter enough for you? Don't worry. We're just getting started if you want to be a vlogger on YouTube

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especially

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Vloggers know more than anyone else that flexing equals views. It's just a scientific fact

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I am right about everything and I've never been wrong in my entire life, so I'm gonna tweet out

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Is there a single popular vlog channel on YouTube that doesn't involve at least some level of flexing as part of their program?

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Send me prove me wrong

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Casey Casey nice day

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AHhahahHAHHA

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$21,000 first class airplane seat

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18,000 a night hotel room moving on pro syndicate gala

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Let's have a look here alright buying my granddad his dream car, okay alright

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New Zealand in first class out okay, alright, okay, Russia in first class

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Okay, all right. Okay. All right breed raisers way. It's my house is finally done, New York first guys

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No, you're right you guys were right, but it is Mars bars vlogs. Well. Not you you gotta be trolling with me

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Oh my god Pewdiepie called me out and why does he called me out

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Listen I'm sure these guys make great videos

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I'm just trying to prove a point and that is flexing equals views no matter who you are

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Um david dobrik alright, okay fine

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Let's have a look our new house

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Surprising my girlfriend with a Tesla alright

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He's kind of flexing on his girlfriend more than anything well fine it's the rule is still counting see guys

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There's no way I'm wrong about this. I've been right every single time in my life

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Julien Solomita

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Okay, fine. There's one exception to the rule whatever god damn it Julie and I was trying to prove a point

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Flexing equals views because kids like to watch it and go wow that's so cool because kids are morons

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If you're a kid watching just know that you're an idiot

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And I don't like you, please buy my chair

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When I was a kid more than anything in the world what I wanted a Gibson guitar

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so I would constantly go into guitar stores to either try them out, or just look at them that gave me enough joy to just

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admire them.

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I don't even play guitar anymore

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Do you see do you see where I'm getting at here you think you want something?

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but you don't vlogging on YouTube has essentially become the new window shopping and

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vloggers know this more than anything and this really goes beyond

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materialistic things it goes into

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Portraying oh look we're such a great family

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Don't you wish you had such a great family to watch our vlogs. What what we're divorced what?

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What oh look at me and my girlfriend together? We are so happy. There's nothing bad in our relationship. We broke up

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What look how happy I am in all of my videos

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All the time you could be happy too as long as you live my lifestyle what I'm depressed

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How did this happen?

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It's almost like I portrayed an image that was inaccurate to Who I am and then they'll make a video even about their depression

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Clickbaiting that as well how far does it go?

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How low can you go with all these things is it all about showing off these days is that the only thing that matters all

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The time these days, are you just see money in the title of videos and it's pretty much everywhere

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Let's see how low we can go let's look at this come straight up go into the bank in this video

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Holding out five thousand all of cash

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And I'm gonna be hiding it for you guys

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Real money in your fucking hand shit's gonna get wild. If you guys like this idea you guys want me to do this against

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SMaC THAT LIKE BUTTON!11!!!

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So you don't accidentally click on it.

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PewDiePie called me Out

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FaZeRug. 1000 dollars baby.

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Donating one thousand two random twitch streamers these are quite popular these days

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Look at his face.

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There's no freaking way

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Yes there is Zony.

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This is a stolen concept from that Mr.Beast did.

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Donating ten thousand to Fortnite stream if they win the thing about these videos is that if you don't add just a thousand

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Dollars I know just a thousand, but if you get 1.5 million users in the video

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You'll make that money back and more and you get more views on your other videos as well

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So it's not it's really not a big deal.

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And it's a great way. If you like any form of likable personality and or original ideas to videos.

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It's a great way to just,

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Flex on them kids you know and ever since.

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Mr. Beast made the video of it and got millions and millions of views the mole ride community.

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Just swarmed across this idea and finally.

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Finally there's a video idea I can make where I don't have to show my personality

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But I can just show off that I have a lot of money, and that's making even more money

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But now it's not just about it clickbaiting kids to watch your expensive lifestyle it now

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It's even gone so far that you can sell this idea that you can live my lifestyle or if only you pay me

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$64

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You may have heard of this, but Jake Paul announced this

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Sort of masterclass parody copy 
 whatever where you have to take a quiz to find out?

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What kind of youtuber you are or one to be you enter your email, and then you?

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Get to watch this video

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What is up guys

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I'm Jake Paul

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And if you know me you probably know all about team 10 as well and at the end of this video

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I have a crazy new announcement about something. I'm calling team 1000

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but guys let me slow down a little bit because there wasn't always fancy cars and nice hotels listen up

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That's right. I come from the bottom, and if you want to be rich too, just pay us

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$64

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and you can learn how I make youtube videos

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*clap clap*

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Would you like to own a home like this looking barely afford to pay your rent my name is Jordan Belfort

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And there's no secret to wealth creation no matter who you are no matter where you came from you too. Can become financially independent

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Independently, I am now financially independently

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I'm the number one youtuber, and I'm gonna tell it honestly and

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Straight as possible that the key to success is this

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You have to buy my chair, it's 399, and if you it's really comfortable so you can become a great fantastic

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Handsome wonderful youtuber like me, but only by by buying this chair and also it can

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Yes, in fact, do this. How about that guys?

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You're welcome everyone you're welcome for someone that doesn't really get it

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I don't get the whole

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Flexing thing sure if you want to buy expensive things and you want to feel proud of it and showing it off

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Is that illegal now of course not?

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There's no shame in that, but that's not really what we're discussing here either is it this whole obsession with money and showing off wealth

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It feels like I'm watching a bunch of Neanderthals in front of a shiny object. Oh, whoa. Whoa oh wow look at that

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It's pathetic it's lowlife and don't buy into this idea stop buying in today's idea

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And I'm so sick of seeing it everywhere in music industry

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it's the thing that sells the most and every rapper ever that you listen to is all about just flexing and

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Showing up that there might have money, and it's so

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sickening and and I

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And I to keep asking like where does the line draw where do people stop caring about money and actually care about some form of?

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Respect is that how high is that price for people because it seems like it's getting higher and higher and higher

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How much people just want wealth more than anything you add the rapper twenty one Savage who?

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Built his brand around street cred, but no he made a video with Jake Paul why?

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why? 21 why

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Do you wanna DJ? -Yeah You'll DJ

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You know what? -You're gonna DJ Imma DJ

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You always doing music stuff.

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Apparently

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21 announced a couple, this is a couple months ago

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But now he announced that he is no longer going to spend money on chains

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And he's no longer going to buy all these other things to show off wealth

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And he wants to start investing into property and stuff like that instead 21 savage

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No longer wears jewelry buying houses investing in businesses crypto new startups is what he want to make cool for young rappers to do

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you 21. He's back everybody

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I was so glad to hear this cuz I hope at least this means that more people are waking up to the idea that it's

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Not cool

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To idolize these fools This Idiots

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These scumbags, be smart about your wealth and stop clicking on videos that has money signs in the thumbnail you dummy