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DUN DUN DUN *DRAMA INTENSE MUSIC*

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[sexy close up on Casey Neistat's face]

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Aw man

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I don't like to talk about politics on my channel

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And I don't think I'll ever reveal-euh-ll

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Who I-I'm voting for

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So i-if your favourite youtuber

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Says things like I don't like to talk politics on my channel

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or I'm not gonna reveal who I'm voting for

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[another sexy close up] Call them out

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no..

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Americans.. Are so self centred

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of course that they think that this whole election

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is about the entire universe (no shit)

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and-nd

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That's all that matters

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so of course all the top 20 youtubers

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needs to be called out

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'LL TELL YOU THIS

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IF I COULD VOTE..

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My vote...

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Would be fore Bjornes

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For Bjornes magasin

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Did bjorne ever sexually harass anyone?

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no

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it did not (did you just assume it's gender pewds?)

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..probably..

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Did bjornes thrjfhasidun biennia's magazine?

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ever send

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drones to kill anyone

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*muffled effect* NO

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wtf are with these sexy close ups pewds?

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Drones weren't invented

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Back at bjornes's era

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bjornes..

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would be a great f*cking president

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and I would be casting my vote

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on him

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I really encourage you

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to make.. the same vote

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uh- at this election

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I think if we all work together..

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we can make it so..

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not trump will happen

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or not Hillary... or either one of those

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Vote bjornes

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The bear from bjornes Magasin

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He will set us free *sheds tear*

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and he will do a great job

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I feel confident that he would do a better job

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than the two current candidates

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I'm just so glad

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That with my influence, I can have a positive..

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uhhhhhhhhhh

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in-inflluence

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on

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uh

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the election and *siiiiiip*

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*SLURP*

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ya know I do a lot of charity work

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and i do

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And now I'm getting involved in politics

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And I think bjornes is gonna make everything better

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He is swedish and is a fictional character...

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but... comparing him toooooo the rest

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I think it's pretty reasonable

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And I think with my 48 million subscribers

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Which are ALL totally

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UHH

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They're all active (no they arent)

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If all of them votes, think about that for a second

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If all of them vote bjornes

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We'd have our new president everybody

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bjornes from bjornes magasin

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I want you to think about that and I want you to go and vote

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it doesn't matter if you cant vote

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which clearly seems to be the case here