WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.400 *Music playing* 00:00:04.920 --> 00:00:05.480 Aw, man 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:08.500 I don't like to talk about politics on my channel... 00:00:09.100 --> 00:00:12.540 and i don't think i'll ever reveal who i'm voting for 00:00:12.540 --> 00:00:14.800 Casey : "So i..if your favourite youtuber.." 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:16.080 "..says things like.." 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:18.180 "..I don't like to talk politics on my channel.." 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:20.300 "..or i'm not gonna reveal who i'm voting for.." 00:00:20.300 --> 00:00:20.900 *echoing sound* 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:21.940 "Call them out" 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:23.060 Owh 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:25.520 Americans are so self-centered 00:00:25.660 --> 00:00:26.300 of course 00:00:26.300 --> 00:00:29.840 That they think this whole election is about the entire universe 00:00:29.840 --> 00:00:31.420 and that's all that matters 00:00:31.560 --> 00:00:32.360 so OF COURSE 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:35.440 All the top 20 youtubers needs to be called out 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:36.400 But you know what ?! 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:38.700 I'LL TELL YOU THIS ! 00:00:39.040 --> 00:00:40.160 IF I COULD VOTE.. 00:00:41.300 --> 00:00:42.280 My vote.. *pointing finger to the camera* 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.040 *echoing sound* Would be for Björne ! 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:46.480 FORM BJÖRNES MAGASIN ! 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:48.640 Did Björne ever sexually harass anyone ? 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:49.140 NO 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:49.920 HE DID NOT 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:50.680 Probably..*uncertain face* 00:00:50.680 --> 00:00:52.700 Did Björne from Björnes Magasin.. 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:55.440 ever sent drones to kill anyone ? 00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:56.340 NO ! 00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:57.800 Drones weren't invented.. 00:00:57.800 --> 00:00:59.240 Back in Björnes era ! 00:00:59.240 --> 00:00:59.740 BJÖRNE ! 00:00:59.740 --> 00:01:01.520 will be a great fucking president 00:01:01.620 --> 00:01:03.460 And I will be casting my vote 00:01:03.460 --> 00:01:04.320 ON HIM 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:06.080 I really encourage you.. 00:01:06.340 --> 00:01:08.360 to make the same vote.. 00:01:08.360 --> 00:01:09.400 at this election 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:11.060 I think if we all work together.. 00:01:11.060 --> 00:01:12.480 we can make it so... 00:01:12.800 --> 00:01:14.420 Not Trump will happen.. 00:01:14.420 --> 00:01:15.540 ..or not Hillary.. 00:01:15.660 --> 00:01:17.260 ..or either one of those 00:01:17.520 --> 00:01:18.520 VOTE BJÖRNE 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:19.680 DA BEAR 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:21.400 FROM BJÖRNES MAGASIIIN.. 00:01:21.540 --> 00:01:22.900 HE WILL SET US FREE.. 00:01:22.900 --> 00:01:24.240 ..AND HE WILL DO A GREAT JOB 00:01:24.380 --> 00:01:28.460 I feel confident that he will do a better job than the two current candidates 00:01:28.460 --> 00:01:29.640 I'm just so glad 00:01:29.700 --> 00:01:30.660 That with my influence.. 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:31.900 I can have a positive.. 00:01:32.240 --> 00:01:32.740 errr.. 00:01:33.060 --> 00:01:34.380 influence on.. 00:01:34.380 --> 00:01:34.880 ..errr.. 00:01:34.880 --> 00:01:35.720 ..the election 00:01:35.720 --> 00:01:36.720 *drink from a chinese jug* 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:39.600 You know I do a lot of charity work.. 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:40.320 ..and I do it.. 00:01:40.320 --> 00:01:41.980 ..now I'm getting involved in politics.. 00:01:41.980 --> 00:01:43.140 ..and I think Björne... 00:01:43.140 --> 00:01:44.840 ..he's gonna make everything better 00:01:44.900 --> 00:01:45.940 He is Swedish.. 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:48.040 ..and he is a fictional character 00:01:48.260 --> 00:01:48.760 But.. 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:52.440 comparing him to the rest I think it's pretty reasonable.. 00:01:52.440 --> 00:01:55.460 and I think with my 48 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS.. 00:01:55.460 --> 00:01:56.760 which are all totally.. 00:01:57.120 --> 00:01:57.720 eeerrrrmmm.. 00:01:57.720 --> 00:01:58.740 they're all active.. 00:01:58.740 --> 00:02:01.040 If ALL of them vote, think about that for a second.. 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.700 If ALL of them vote Björne.. 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:04.940 WE'D HAVE OUR NEW PRESIDENT EVERYONE 00:02:04.940 --> 00:02:06.420 Björne from Björnes Magasin 00:02:06.660 --> 00:02:08.120 I want you to think about that.. 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:09.300 and I want you to go and vote 00:02:09.300 --> 00:02:10.880 It doesn't matter if you can't vote.. 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:13.180 which clearly seems to be the case here 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:17.400 I want you to vote anyway, on Björne from Björnes Magasin 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:19.220 I don't even know if he's still alive.. 00:02:19.220 --> 00:02:20.580 it was a long time ago.. 00:02:20.580 --> 00:02:21.880 lemme double check it.. 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:23.040 björn björn björn.. 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:24.340 Is he still alive ? 00:02:24.340 --> 00:02:25.440 eeeeerrrrmmmm... 00:02:25.920 --> 00:02:26.740 uuuhhhhmmmmmm.. 00:02:27.460 --> 00:02:28.480 *holding laughter* 00:02:28.480 --> 00:02:30.960 Why don't I watch this fucking, bear.. 00:02:31.420 --> 00:02:31.920 *snot* 00:02:32.720 --> 00:02:34.500 But that's not what this video's about ! 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:38.520 I have some much more important things to discuss 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:40.380 than about.. 00:02:41.380 --> 00:02:43.540 I actually meant that.. 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:44.180 ummmm.. 00:02:44.420 --> 00:02:45.580 Listen.. listen to this.. 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:46.540 much more important 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:48.100 MY GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON 00:02:48.100 --> 00:02:49.440 WAS BROKEN ! 00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:52.120 It was sent to me in broken pieces ! 00:02:52.900 --> 00:02:54.260 Show the clip of that 00:02:54.260 --> 00:02:56.800 Pewds : "Like what I'm gonna, it is clearly trash.." 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:58.260 "Like, what I'm gonna do with it ?" 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:01.000 Pewds : "I'm legit pissed" *Starts laughing* 00:03:01.260 --> 00:03:03.480 So I had to se..sell it for 5 pounds 00:03:03.720 --> 00:03:05.800 Luckily now, I manage to live 00:03:05.900 --> 00:03:09.580 But I had to sell my most prize possession, my golden play button 00:03:09.580 --> 00:03:11.580 Cue the i sold it... 00:03:11.580 --> 00:03:12.720 ..Theme 00:03:12.720 --> 00:03:13.220 *sad music* 00:03:13.220 --> 00:03:15.280 Oh I'm so, argh.. 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:15.840 It hurts 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:17.620 It fucking hurts you know 00:03:17.620 --> 00:03:19.760 to..to let go something that you love 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:21.140 It's practically.. 00:03:21.460 --> 00:03:22.160 as if.. 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:26.100 Leo, had to sell his oscar *fading out whistle sound* 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:27.620 Because he ran out of money 00:03:27.900 --> 00:03:29.100 Can you imagine.. 00:03:29.100 --> 00:03:30.360 that happened to me.. 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:31.960 Pewdiepie 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:33.940 THE BIGGEST YOUTUBER 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:35.580 OOOOOOHHHHHH 00:03:35.900 --> 00:03:36.720 IT HURTS 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:38.400 *slow-mo poods* 00:03:42.880 --> 00:03:45.440 (plz comeback you golden play button) 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:50.300 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ! 00:03:50.620 --> 00:03:52.640 "Pewdz, you have the diamond play button.." 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:53.920 "why do you care ?" 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:54.960 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ! 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:56.080 Marc "Bulletball" Griffin : "You don't understand.." 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:57.540 You..you don't understand 00:03:57.540 --> 00:03:58.620 Zoomed-in Marc "Bulletball" Griffin : "You don't understand.." 00:03:58.620 --> 00:04:00.940 The golden play button, is all that matters.. 00:04:01.060 --> 00:04:02.500 THAT'S what really.. 00:04:02.780 --> 00:04:03.980 people care about 00:04:04.200 --> 00:04:07.160 The diamond play button, didn't even come with the fraameee.. 00:04:07.340 --> 00:04:10.920 The golden play button and the silver play button, has a fraaameee.. 00:04:11.160 --> 00:04:13.180 What am I gonna do ? I can't put this on the wall ! 00:04:13.180 --> 00:04:13.680 *Glass breaking* 00:04:16.200 --> 00:04:16.700 Yea 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:19.240 I was so happy when they announce the golden play button.. 00:04:19.340 --> 00:04:21.900 but now I realize now, I would never have one ! 00:04:22.940 --> 00:04:25.080 They promise that they would send me a new one ! 00:04:25.080 --> 00:04:26.020 But they never do it ! 00:04:26.020 --> 00:04:27.960 Am I gonna have to wait two years again ??? 00:04:27.960 --> 00:04:28.460 Owh.. 00:04:28.460 --> 00:04:29.160 *sniffing* 00:04:29.180 --> 00:04:29.680 OH.. 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:30.180 OUFH 00:04:30.540 --> 00:04:31.720 It's a new hashtag ! 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:32.700 OWH ! 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:33.480 HUUUH 00:04:33.700 --> 00:04:34.800 HAASHHHTAAG 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:35.300 *giggle* 00:04:35.960 --> 00:04:38.560 #goldenplayforpewds *Please spam it everywhere* 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:40.500 OOOOH, THIS IS GONNA TREND 00:04:40.500 --> 00:04:43.320 All the..all the Google CEO will saw, they're gonna tremble ! 00:04:43.460 --> 00:04:44.080 But NO 00:04:45.280 --> 00:04:48.900 I'm not one for petty trah..hashtags and games 00:04:49.380 --> 00:04:50.660 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:51.880 TOGETHER 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:53.200 WE'RE GONNA MAKE 00:04:54.220 --> 00:04:55.480 A NEW CHANNEL ! 00:04:57.760 --> 00:04:59.280 IT'S GONNA BE CALLED.. 00:05:02.280 --> 00:05:04.340 I'm gonna link this channel in the description 00:05:04.460 --> 00:05:05.580 And if all of us.. 00:05:05.900 --> 00:05:08.220 ALL 48 MILLION OF US 00:05:08.260 --> 00:05:10.100 Can go and click on this link 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:12.700 That would not just generate 40 millio..8 million views.. 00:05:12.700 --> 00:05:14.720 Which will be a really a nice for ad revenue 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:16.340 But it would also give me.. 00:05:16.520 --> 00:05:17.960 A NEW GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON 00:05:18.080 --> 00:05:19.500 So if all my subscribers.. 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:20.320 If all my.. 00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:21.160 BROS 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:22.540 Come together 00:05:22.780 --> 00:05:24.080 And click on this link 00:05:24.460 --> 00:05:26.400 We can change the f..world 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:27.680 For 4 years 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:29.840 Am I mixing them u... I... 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:31.620 Check out my new, channel 00:05:31.620 --> 00:05:33.020 Like and subscribe 00:05:33.020 --> 00:05:35.100 There's gonna be a lot of new fresh content 00:05:35.180 --> 00:05:36.700 Coming on my second channel 00:05:36.780 --> 00:05:38.500 I'm gonna do vlogs 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:39.880 ah..daily vlogs 00:05:39.880 --> 00:05:42.760 Which i will do for a couple months and I will probably get bored 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:44.900 and I'll forget about the channel 00:05:44.900 --> 00:05:46.840 But then whenever someones wants to.. 00:05:46.840 --> 00:05:48.100 hype me up, they'll say.. 00:05:48.100 --> 00:05:50.660 "Oh well Pewdiepie, he has 48 million subscribers.." 00:05:50.660 --> 00:05:52.440 "And 1 million subscribers on this one.." 00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:54.120 "So he has 49 million subscribers" 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:55.900 You know that make no fucking sense 00:05:56.860 --> 00:05:58.580 Do you hate jacksepticeye? 00:05:59.460 --> 00:06:00.960 Well then this is the channel for you! 00:06:02.420 --> 00:06:03.460 *Explosion* 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:05.820 (Jackseptic sucks) 00:06:05.820 --> 00:06:07.820 Share your hatred for this irish potato looking man with... 00:06:09.540 --> 00:06:10.980 The community of jacksepticeye sucks! 00:06:10.980 --> 00:06:12.400 (Jackseptic sucks again) 00:06:12.400 --> 00:06:14.960 Get new friends, and connect with them online! 00:06:15.200 --> 00:06:17.460 (Jackseptic sucks AGAIN) 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:20.860 If this channel gets 1 million subs jacksepticeye will delete his channel!