WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-HK 00:00:00.460 --> 00:00:04.100 （八號風球10 月21日） 00:00:04.100 --> 00:00:08.020 oh兄弟 我唔鍾意係我的頻道到講政治 00:00:09.300 --> 00:00:12.520 我都唔會透露我投比邊個 00:00:12.520 --> 00:00:18.540 所以如果你鍾意的youtuber 講左啲意思係 我唔想係我頻道討論政治 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:21.260 或者我唔會透露我投比邊個 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:22.400 叫佢地出黎 00:00:22.400 --> 00:00:23.360 No... 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:29.760 美國太自我中心 當然 佢地覺得大選關乎整個宇宙 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:36.760 所以先咁重要 咁當然會叫前20名youtuber出黎 但你知唔知道 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:38.680 我會同你地講依個 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:40.000 如果我可以投票（瑞典人） 00:00:41.440 --> 00:00:42.160 我會投比 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.460 Björnes 為左Bjönes Magasin（瑞典兒童節目） 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:49.920 Bjönes有性騷擾過任何人? 冇 佢唔會 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:51.000 應該冇 00:00:51.180 --> 00:00:52.800 Bjönes Magasin入面既Bjönes 00:00:53.260 --> 00:00:55.420 Bjönes有命令派無人機殺人? 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:56.420 冇 00:00:56.420 --> 00:00:59.060 無人機又唔係Bjönes發明 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:03.880 Bjönes 將會係一個偉大既總統 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:04.380 我都會投票 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:04.880 比佢 00:01:04.880 --> 00:01:12.540 我真係好希望大家都投票比Bjönes 我覺得如果我地一齊合作 我地可以 00:01:12.540 --> 00:01:14.540 令特朗普唔能夠成為總統 00:01:14.540 --> 00:01:15.640 或者希拉里 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:17.640 或者其他人 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:18.600 請投比Bjönes 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:20.600 Bjönes Magasin 依隻熊 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:24.240 佢會比我自由 佢都會做得好出色 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:28.400 我好有信心 佢比其他兩位更勝任依份工作 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:29.740 我好榮幸 00:01:29.740 --> 00:01:36.020 用我既影響力 我有一個正面既影響力 係依個選舉上 00:01:36.020 --> 00:01:38.020 00:01:38.020 --> 00:01:42.400 你地都知我做好多慈善工作 依我被牽涉到政治 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:44.400 我認為Bjönes 會令一切有好轉 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:46.400 佢係瑞典人 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.400 佢都係虛構人物 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:51.880 但佢同其他兩位比 我認為佢更合理 00:01:51.880 --> 00:01:58.860 而我諗我既4800萬訂閱者 佢地都幾活躍 00:01:58.860 --> 00:02:05.080 如果佢地全部都投票 諗下依件事 如果佢地全部都投Bjönes 我地就有新總統 00:02:05.080 --> 00:02:06.360 Bjönes Magasin入面既Bjönes 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:16.900 我希望你地諗下 我希望你地去投票如果你唔可以投票 都唔重要 咁好明顯你同我一樣 我希望唔理點 你都要投比BjönesMagasin 入面既Bjönes 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:17.400 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:21.920 我甚至連佢仲係咪未死 我好耐冇留意佢 等我google下 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.400 佢仲係咪未死 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:27.400 UHMMM... 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:31.040 點解我會睇緊依啲熊 00:02:31.720 --> 00:02:34.480 但依條片唔係想講依啲野 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:41.520 我有啲更重要既事要去討論 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:43.520 然後 其實我打算咁做 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:49.160 聽著 聽著 真係好重要 我既黃金播放器唔係比我整爛!!! 00:02:49.160 --> 00:02:51.820 送過黎既時候已經爛左 00:02:51.820 --> 00:02:54.340 睇番之前既片 00:02:54.340 --> 00:03:01.200 我要點做 依個好明顯爛左 我要點做 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:03.460 所以我需要將佢用5鎊賣左 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:06.040 好好彩 有人買左 00:03:06.040 --> 00:03:10.140 但我賣左我最寶貴既財產 我既黃金播放器 00:03:10.140 --> 00:03:12.140 去賣左佢 00:03:14.400 --> 00:04:13.700 我真係好心痛 你明? 放棄你鍾意既野 李安納度要賣 奧斯卡獎座咁 因為佢冇錢 發生我身上 最大既youtuber 我知你諗咩你有鑽石播放器 點解你仲在意 你唔明 黃金播放器係最重要 大家最在意既野 鑽石播放器框都冇 黃金同銀色播放器都有框 我點 我又唔可以掛佢係個牆到 00:04:13.700 --> 00:04:16.520 （我都唔想頭先咁大段野 但原本設定問題 我解決唔到 ） 00:04:16.520 --> 00:04:17.020 YEAH 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:28.080 當佢地通知我 我有黃金播放器個陣我好開心 但我意識到 我永遠都攞唔到 佢地承諾過會送個新既比我但佢唔會送 唔通我又要等多2年 00:04:28.080 --> 00:04:30.080 00:04:30.080 --> 00:04:34.020 係新既# 00:04:34.020 --> 00:04:39.120 #Pews的黃金播放器 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:43.900 一定會比人瘋傳 啲google高層 一定會嚇親 00:04:44.060 --> 00:04:49.140 但唔會 我唔會倦入依場無聊既#遊戲 00:04:49.140 --> 00:04:51.140 我有個更好既主意 00:04:51.140 --> 00:04:55.660 一齊 我地會去做一個新既頻道 00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:02.320 Jack septiceye2 00:05:02.320 --> 00:05:04.320 我將頻道地址 放下面資訊欄 00:05:04.320 --> 00:05:10.120 我希望所有人 4800 萬人都去訂閱依個頻道 00:05:10.280 --> 00:05:18.260 咁唔會只係4800萬點擊率 更會係我可觀既收益 但同時都會比一個新既黃金播放器 00:05:18.260 --> 00:05:26.460 所以我所有既訂閱者 我所有既兄弟一齊 訂閱依個頻道 我地可以改變世界 00:05:26.460 --> 00:05:28.460 4年 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:30.120 我係整... 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:36.720 訂閱我既新頻道 讚同訂閱 我既第二頻道一定會有好多新既內容 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:38.720 我會出vlog 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:40.180 我會出每日既volg 00:05:40.180 --> 00:05:44.680 做幾個月 我就可能覺得好悶 然後我就會唔記得左個頻道 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:55.960 但唔理係幾時 都會有人提起 佢有4800 萬個訂閱 哥到又有100萬訂閱 所以佢有4900萬訂閱 一啲都唔合理 00:05:55.960 --> 00:05:57.960 你憎唔憎Jack septiceye 00:05:59.420 --> 00:06:01.420 依個頻道係為佢而設 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:04.920 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:08.680 快啲黎關注依個愛爾蘭薯仔 00:06:11.440 --> 00:06:13.440 00:06:14.660 --> 00:06:16.660 叫你既朋友都黎訂閱啦 00:06:16.660 --> 00:06:18.660 如果依個頻道有100萬訂閱 00:06:18.660 --> 00:06:20.660 會刪除佢既頻道 00:06:20.660 --> 00:06:22.660 Jack... 00:06:22.660 --> 00:06:24.660