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Language: lv

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[klusums]

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ahhhh

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ahhhhh

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AAHHHH

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AKDIEVS

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SASODĪTS

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Einslij!

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EINSLIJ

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AH

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Man ir beigušās idejas

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Tas..Tas ir beidzot noticis

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Ko lai es daru?

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Ko lai es daru, sasodīts!?

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[Einslijs]: Pasaki joku par ebrejiem

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Ak dievs

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SASODĪTS, EINSLIJ!

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Ir jābūt kaut kam, ko es varu darīt

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Ir jābūt kaut kam

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Ko neviens cits nav izdarījis

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pirms manis

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[Einslijs]: Jacksepticeye beidza spēlēt Happy Wheels. Viņš beidza ar 100. epizodi

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[Einslijs]: Tu varētu turpināt viņa tradīciju, mans mācekli

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Bet Happy Wheels ir stulbākā spēles uz pasaules, es nekad vairs nespēlēšu to mēslu

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[2014. gada PewDiePie montāža]

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Es neesmu anti-semītisks

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vai kā to sauca

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labi, tāpēc nepārprotiet mani

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kāpēc es šo spēlēju

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Kāda jēga?

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[Einslijs]: SPĒLĒ HAPPY WHEELS

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LABI, ES MĪLU HAPPY WHEELS JĒZIŅ

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KO?

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Kas tas ir?

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Lejupielādē no aplikāciju veikala

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ah

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Man vajag, man vajag lejuplādēt to tagad

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Happy Wheels manā telefonā

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Mēs patiešām dzīvojam...

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kibernētiskā nākotnē

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labi, tātad Happy Wheels

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Kur tā ir?

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Happy Bicycle On Crazy Hills

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Happy Wheels adventure 2017

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HAPPY ZOMBIE WHEELS

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HAPPY WHEEELS UNICYCLE

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HAPPY BICYCLE

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TAS ESMU ES

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TAS IR MANS SASODĪTS

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TAS ESMU ES, TAS IR MANA FANA MĀKSLAS DARBS

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KAS PIE

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labi

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aaah

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sāksim, nu tad aiziet

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oo viņš var sev atsūkāt

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paskaties uz to, vecīt

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ugh

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sasodīts

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atsūkā manu veco peni

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lec

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sūkā manu veco peni

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lec

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sssssssūkā manu peni

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LEC

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ja vien dzīve būtu šis

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SASODĪTS

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VELNS LAI PARAUJ

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wow

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šīs aplikācijas spēlēt tiešām ir labāk nekā

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nekā spēlēt īsto Happy Wheels spēli

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*Einslijs triggerojot Fēliksu*

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Man vajadzētu spēlēt oriģinālo Happy Wheels spēli

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Oriģinālā Happy Wheels spēle ir mana visu laiku mīļākā spēle

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Sveicināti Happy Wheels 101. epizodē

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Paskatīsimies uz labākajiem

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šajā mēnesī

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ŠĶĒPA METĒJS

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*aplausi*

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ES MĪLU ŠĶĒPA METĒJU!

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Tu paņem sasodīto šķēpu

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un tad tu to iebāz Timija dibenā

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Timijs rāda sātanisku zīmi?

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NĒNĒNĒ MĒS TO NEDRĪKSTAM RĀDĪT!

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aizet

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laižam, Timij

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Tas bija tavs vārds?

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es es es es es

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aizmirsu, oi nē, MAN VIENALGA!

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Timijs: bet tēti, man ir bail

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tas ir

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MAN VIENALGA HEHEHE

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man ir jautri

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*stikls šķīst*

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sasodīts, nē

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*maksimāla stikla plīšana*

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re, mēs izdzīvojām

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KĀ BŪTU

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eh

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sasodītā siena

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aiziet

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aiziet

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*Timijs ievaidas*

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O

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kāpēc es šo daru?
[tulkotāja piezīme: es to pašu jautāju sev šobrīd]

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tas ir tik stūlbi

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Tas ir tas pats līmenis atkal

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AK MANS DIEVS

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Tas ir pogo man pret kailām meitenēm

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tas

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tā ir maza meitene tā..

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labi

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pedofīlija (ausu izvarošana tuvojas)

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pedofilija ausu izvarošana

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hentai?

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ir ok

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mani ir drāzuši arī sliktāki..

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vēl hentai

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maucam, netrāpi manai pakaļai

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ko es teicu!

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Hej Jā

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labi

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tu zajebal

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heej (tas ir diezgan labi)

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mēs satiekamies atkal

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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kāpēc šis nolādētais līmenis

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ir tik dirsā grūts

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es neiceros ka ši spēle bija tik ļoti

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ZAJEBAL

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paliec.. guli mierīgi mīļā

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guli mierīgi un uzticies man

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tu man uzticies?

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njaa

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ņjeaa

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es domāju njaaaa

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iznīcina ausis

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NĀKAMAIS LĪMENIS

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TIEC IEKŠĀ KASTĒ ULTRA

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YEAAAEEY

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YAAEEY

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(vaid)

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TIEC IEKŠĀ KASTĒ

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LULJLHLHLHHLHSSAD

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LHLHULHULHU

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sāk besīt

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es ienīstu šito sūda gabalu

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(kunkst džeks)

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heeej (tas bija diezgan labi)

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huh

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HEEY uhh

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(GRĀVĒJS)

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(džeks kunkst)

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hej kā tev iet?

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mans vārds ir jeffs

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tur tas ir

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KĀPĒC

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tur tas ir

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labi, tūlīt būs

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zajebis

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tā tam ir jābūt

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ES ESMU HAPPY WHEELS

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(pewdie cross dab)

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(cross dab) KARALIS

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(cross dab) KARALIS

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HEILL POODIEPIE

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KUCE

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12 IEROČI

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hej boss

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tātad tagad happy wheels

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tu vari uzspiest, uzspiest uz lietam?

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raķetes turbīna

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bumba nokrīt

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domino efekts

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raķetes turbīna

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daudz raķešu turbīnu

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random pudele

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bumba nokrīt

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MLG 360 šāviens

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oh

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beidzās, ok

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wow

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*daudz aplausu*

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wouu

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*aplausi*

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WOU

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VĒĒ

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VĒĒĒCĪT

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IZVAIRIES NO HARPŪNAS 2

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okspēlējamizvairiesnoharpunas

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tūlīt būs

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esmu satraukts

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tev vajag klikšķināt tagad lai sāktu

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ok jauns līmenis

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bļe nedur man vai

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es izvairīšos no tevis!

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es izvairīšos no jums harpūnas

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es izvairīšos

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*caurdurošas harpūnu skaņas*

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tu netrāpīji man

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ak dievs

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ak mans dievs

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ah dirsā

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ah sh ok stāvi mierīgs

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*harpūna caurdur pogo džeka dirsu un viņš kunkst*

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vienkārši ahh ok izvairies

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izvairies izvairies

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akmansdievs

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???

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JEBAL tas bija kaut kāds matrix sūds

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(happy wheels atmiņas)

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Kāpēc mēs vēl esam šiet?

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(vēl atmiņas)

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vienkārši lai mocītos

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(vēl atmiņas)

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katru nakti

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es nejūtu savu kāju

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*cietumnieks izbēg no cietuma uz sliedēm*

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mana roka

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tur ir mani pirksti??

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*cietumnieks nolec no dzelzsceļa pirms sargi viņu noķer*

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Ainslij

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tu nobūri mani

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es negribu spēlēt šito sūdu

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Kāpēc

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KĀPEC

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Ainslijs: atbilde ir vienkārša

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ķermeni kuru es zaudēju

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(kanibāls apēd pats savu draugu pirms nomirst badā

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(kanibāls sadedzina savu draugu pirms ēšanas)

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es redzu tagad

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es saprotu

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KAS MAN IR JĀDARA!

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Ainslija smadzeņu simulātors 2017

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Bezsmadzeņu Ainslijs

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pietuvina

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pietuvina vēl

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TU ESI BRĪVS AINSLIJ

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Mēs esam  brīvi

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MUMS VAIRS NAV JĀSPĒLĒ ŠI SPĒLE

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BURVESTĪBA IR PAZUDUSI

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BEIDZOT ES VARU SPĒLĒT VISU KO ES VĒLOS

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(spēlē Vienriteņa izaicinājumu)

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Mēs tagad meklējam

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smadzeņu transplantu Ainslijam

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lūdzu ja jums ir smadzenes

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ziedojiet lejā

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jebkāds daudzums

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ehhh

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nedaudz vai arī visu jūsu nauda

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būs

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būs

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sig

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daudz mainītu

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Priecīgu dzimšanas dienu Ainslij

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