WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:03.940 --> 00:00:05.940 Aaah! 00:00:05.940 --> 00:00:07.600 Aaah! 00:00:09.420 --> 00:00:11.420 Gaah! 00:00:11.420 --> 00:00:13.100 La naiba! 00:00:13.100 --> 00:00:15.100 Ainsley! 00:00:16.500 --> 00:00:18.500 AINSLEY! 00:00:20.020 --> 00:00:22.020 Nu mai am idei! 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:23.780 Intr-un final se intampla! 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.120 Ce sa fac?! 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:26.500 CE FAC?! La Naiba! 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:28.140 Fa o gluma drespre evrei. 00:00:28.140 --> 00:00:29.760 Oh,la naiba,esti cu ei acum! 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:32.640 Ahh! 00:00:34.360 --> 00:00:38.140 La naiba,Ainsley,trebuie sa fie un lucru pe care-l pot face. 00:00:38.140 --> 00:00:40.460 Trebuie sa fie ceva... 00:00:40.460 --> 00:00:44.680 ...ce nu a mai facut nimeni pana acum. 00:00:44.900 --> 00:00:52.880 Jackseptickeye nu mai joaca "Happy wheels",s-a oprit la evisodul 100,tu ai putea sa-i continui povestea 00:00:53.120 --> 00:00:58.900 Dar "Happy Wheels" e cel mai jalnic joc care exista,nu mai joc asa ceva inca odata. 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:06.020 Cum merge,Bros?Eu sunt PewDiePie. Bine ati venit la "Happy Wheels" 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:24.800 *TIPETE* 00:01:26.180 --> 00:01:29.220 Ca si cum nu as fi un anti semantic sau cum ii se spune 00:01:29.220 --> 00:01:31.040 Deci sa nu intelegeti gresit.. 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:37.260 AHHHHHHHH! 00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:39.860 De ce ma joc asta?!Care-i scopul? 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:41.120 JOACA "Happy Wheels" 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:43.240 Adica,iubes sa ma joc "Happy Wheels".Jeez. 00:01:44.020 --> 00:01:47.080 CE?!Ce e asta? Descarca de pe AppStore. 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:53.140 Ah,ah,trebuie sa descarc asta acum."Happy wheels" pe telefon. 00:01:53.580 --> 00:01:56.800 Traim cu adevarat in viitorul cibernetic. 00:01:57.180 --> 00:01:59.180 In regula,deci Happy Wheels 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:02.960 Unde naiba e? 00:02:02.960 --> 00:02:05.100 "Happy Bicyle On Crazy Hills" 00:02:06.680 --> 00:02:09.580 "Happy Wheels adventure 2017" 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.800 "Happy Zombie Wheels 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:17.040 "Happy Wheels Unicycle" 00:02:17.040 --> 00:02:18.600 "Happy Bycicle" 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.460 Asta-s eu! 00:02:20.740 --> 00:02:23.380 Sunt eu..e fan art-ul meu! 00:02:24.700 --> 00:02:26.000 Ceee?? 00:02:26.420 --> 00:02:27.560 okay 00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:30.320 Sa incepem.. 00:02:32.500 --> 00:02:34.500 Oh,uite poate sa-si faca oral singur. 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:36.300 Uite ce caine. 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:38.300 La naiba. 00:02:38.300 --> 00:02:40.160 Imi fac oral...sar. 00:02:40.940 --> 00:02:43.300 Imi fac oral...sar. 00:02:44.020 --> 00:02:46.640 Imi fac oral...sar. 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:50.240 Daca viata ar fi asa..la naibaa. 00:02:50.420 --> 00:02:55.020 Wow,aceste aplicatii sunt mai bune decat sa joc originalul Happy wheels. 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:58.560 Ar trebui sa joc adevaratul Happy Wheels. 00:02:59.300 --> 00:03:02.680 Adevaratul Happy Wheels e jocul meu favorit din toate timpurile. 00:03:02.780 --> 00:03:06.340 Bine ati venit la episodul 101 din Happy Wheels. 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:09.780 Sa ne uitam la cele mai bune..din luna asta. 00:03:11.440 --> 00:03:14.260 Sword Throw 2, iubesc Sword Throw . 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:18.660 Iei o sabie,apoi o indesi in fundul lui Timi. 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:20.960 Timi face cumva un semn satanic? 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:23.200 NU NU NU!! NU puteam arata asta. 00:03:24.160 --> 00:03:29.020 Asa..asa,Timi,asta era numele tau?Am uitat,adica,NU-MI PASA. 00:03:30.660 --> 00:03:34.900 Daar,tata,mi-e frica.. 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:37.220 NU-MI PASA. 00:03:37.220 --> 00:03:38.060 Ma distrez. 00:03:41.140 --> 00:03:43.140 La naiba.. 00:03:47.300 --> 00:03:49.460 Hei,am reusit.Ca sa vezi. 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.040 Ca sa vezi.. 00:03:52.180 --> 00:03:53.200 Al naibii zid. 00:03:53.860 --> 00:03:55.860 Haide,haide. 00:03:56.220 --> 00:03:57.460 De ce fac asta? 00:03:57.460 --> 00:03:58.800 E foarte prostesc. 00:03:59.420 --> 00:04:01.420 Sunt aceleasi nivele.. 00:04:03.060 --> 00:04:07.380 OMG,e Pogo Man Vs Nakd Girls. 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:11.000 Aia e... 00:04:11.200 --> 00:04:14.560 Aia e o fetita. 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:28.520 E ok,am patit-o si mai rau. 00:04:30.640 --> 00:04:32.640 Asa,nu-mi lovi fundul. 00:04:32.640 --> 00:04:33.580 Ce am zis? 00:04:42.960 --> 00:04:44.960 In regula,LA NAAIBA! 00:04:45.620 --> 00:04:47.620 Heeei,ne intalnim din nou. 00:04:48.660 --> 00:04:53.540 De ce e nivelul asta afurisit asa de greu,nu-mi amintesc sa fi fost asa... 00:04:53.620 --> 00:04:55.620 LAA NAIBAAA! 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:03.680 Intindete iubito,intindete si ai incredere in mine. 00:05:03.860 --> 00:05:05.460 Ai incredere in mine? 00:05:05.700 --> 00:05:06.200 Da! 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:09.720 Adica,DA! 00:05:17.460 --> 00:05:19.300 Nivelul urmatooor. 00:05:19.320 --> 00:05:21.320 intra in cutia Ultra. 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:23.360 yeeey 00:05:24.060 --> 00:05:25.260 Ahh. 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:27.440 Intra in cutie. 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:35.880 Ma enerveaza la culme,urasc prostia asta. 00:05:38.260 --> 00:05:40.260 Am 26.. 00:05:41.660 --> 00:05:43.600 Heeei... 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:44.600 Heei 00:05:48.540 --> 00:05:51.120 Hei,ce faceti.Eu sunt Jeff. 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:53.060 Asa.. 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:54.180 DE CE? 00:05:54.180 --> 00:05:54.680 Asa.. 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:58.800 In regula..asa,da. 00:06:00.200 --> 00:06:06.000 ASA.Sunt regele Happy Wheels. 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:07.820 PEWDIEPIE. 00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:09.840 12 arme. 00:06:42.400 --> 00:06:44.340 Joaca Happy Wheels,joaca Happy Wheels. 00:06:44.340 --> 00:06:47.460 Deci acum in Happy Wheels,poti sa faci click-uri pe chestii? 00:07:22.420 --> 00:07:30.080 ok,wow,phew,wow,Fraaaate. 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.560 Harpoon Dodge 2,fratilor. 00:07:33.620 --> 00:07:35.620 Ok sa facem asta. 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:37.980 Asa. 00:07:38.580 --> 00:07:40.580 Trebuie sa faci click acum ca sa incepi. 00:07:40.780 --> 00:07:42.040 Ok,nivelul 1. 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:43.460 Nu indrazniti sa ma sabotati. 00:07:43.460 --> 00:07:47.240 O sa ma feresc de toate,harponurilor. 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:51.060 M-ai ratat 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:55.020 Doamne,.. 00:07:55.100 --> 00:07:56.460 Ok,nu te misca 00:07:57.840 --> 00:07:59.840 ok,doar..fereste,fereste. 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:02.600 Doamne. 00:08:06.080 --> 00:08:08.080 Sfinte..aia a fost o chestie matrix. 00:08:23.080 --> 00:08:25.080 De mai suntem inca aici?... 00:08:29.780 --> 00:08:31.780 Doar ca sa suferim.. 00:08:33.460 --> 00:08:35.380 In fiecare noapte.. 00:08:35.880 --> 00:08:37.880 ..pot sa-mi simt piciorul... 00:08:44.380 --> 00:08:46.380 ..si mana.. 00:08:46.660 --> 00:08:48.260 ..chiar si degetele.. 00:08:57.560 --> 00:08:59.560 Ainsley! 00:09:01.220 --> 00:09:03.220 Ai pus o vraja pe mine. 00:09:05.340 --> 00:09:07.340 Nu vreau sa joc prostia asta.. 00:09:07.660 --> 00:09:08.620 ..de ce? 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:10.300 DE CE? 00:09:10.300 --> 00:09:11.580 Raspunsul e simplu.. 00:09:11.580 --> 00:09:13.580 Corpul pe care l-am pierdut.. 00:09:15.100 --> 00:09:17.100 ..camarazii pe care i-am peirdut.. 00:09:25.140 --> 00:09:27.140 O simti si tu asa-i? 00:09:30.740 --> 00:09:32.740 toate astea ca sa ne dai inapoi trecutul. 00:09:40.900 --> 00:09:42.280 Inteleg acum. 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:44.560 Inteleg. 00:09:45.380 --> 00:09:47.380 Ce trebuie sa fac. 00:10:05.060 --> 00:10:07.060 Esti liber,Ainsley. 00:10:08.100 --> 00:10:09.220 Suntem liberi. 00:10:09.220 --> 00:10:11.080 Nu trebuie sa mai dam vina pe jocul asta.. 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.880 Vraja s-a dus,in sfarsit pot sa joc ce vreau. 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:22.700 Buna asta. 00:10:23.780 --> 00:10:26.620 Cautam acum transplat de creier pentru AInsley. 00:10:27.580 --> 00:10:29.580 Va rog daca aveti un creier,donati-l mai jos. 00:10:30.280 --> 00:10:31.920 Orice cantitate.. 00:10:33.400 --> 00:10:35.400 ..sau bani. 00:10:35.620 --> 00:10:37.200 ar fi 00:10:39.560 --> 00:10:42.400 ..ar face o mare diferenta.