WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-TW 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:12.520 00:00:12.620 --> 00:00:13.120 該死的 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:15.240 Ainsley 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:17.800 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:18.300 Ainsley 00:00:20.060 --> 00:00:21.340 我已經江郎才盡 00:00:21.340 --> 00:00:24.520 這刻終於要發生了 我該怎麼辦 00:00:24.520 --> 00:00:26.240 該死，我該怎麼辦 00:00:26.440 --> 00:00:27.500 做一個關於猶太人的笑話 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:29.640 噢，該死的，你現在替他們工作了！ 00:00:30.060 --> 00:00:31.260 00:00:31.660 --> 00:00:32.160 他媽的 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:36.620 該死的Ainsley 00:00:36.620 --> 00:00:38.460 一定有我可以做的事 00:00:38.860 --> 00:00:44.440 一定有什麼東西是沒有其他人做過 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:47.800 Jacksepticeye已經沒玩<快樂輪子> 00:00:48.180 --> 00:00:52.580 他停在第100集， 你可以延續他的意志，我的徒弟 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:58.440 但<快樂輪子>是這個星球上最愚蠢的遊戲 我永遠不會再接觸那爛遊戲 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:01.120 00:01:01.480 --> 00:01:05.400 兄弟，好嗎？我的名字是Pewdiepieee 歡迎來到<快樂輪子> 00:01:06.620 --> 00:01:08.160 *尖叫* 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:12.240 *更多的尖叫* 00:01:17.780 --> 00:01:18.740 00:01:20.160 --> 00:01:23.820 00:01:25.860 --> 00:01:30.260 就像我不是反猶太人或不管它被稱為... 好了，所以不要搞錯了 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:35.200 *尖叫* 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:37.200 （耳出血） 00:01:37.460 --> 00:01:39.540 為什麼我在玩這個，有什麼他媽的重點？ 00:01:39.780 --> 00:01:40.340 (觀眾：玩<快樂輪子>) 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:42.240 我意思是我愛他媽的<快樂輪子> 00:01:42.600 --> 00:01:43.100 啊-----!!! 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:46.540 什麼？這是什麼？ 從App Store下載 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:48.180 呃 00:01:48.660 --> 00:01:53.240 我得現在就得下載<快樂輪子>到我的手機上 00:01:53.380 --> 00:01:56.680 我們是真正生活在電子的未來 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:57.960 好了，所以<快樂輪子> 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:01.920 他媽的在哪 00:02:03.140 --> 00:02:05.180 快樂自行車上瘋狂山(Happy Bicycle on Crazy Hills ) 00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:09.520 快樂輪子冒險2017(Happy Wheels Adventure 2017) 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:12.100 快樂殭屍輪子(Happy Zombie Wheels ) 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:16.540 快樂輪子單輪車(Happy Wheels Unicycle) 00:02:17.060 --> 00:02:18.020 快樂自行車(Happy Bicycle) 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:19.720 那是我欸 00:02:20.640 --> 00:02:23.520 這是我的同... 這根本是我的同人畫 00:02:24.480 --> 00:02:25.800 什麼！ 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:26.980 好的 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:27.620 恩... 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.120 開始吧 00:02:32.740 --> 00:02:35.860 噢，看看，他可以吸耶 00:02:37.460 --> 00:02:37.960 他媽的 00:02:38.660 --> 00:02:39.460 吸我的雞雞 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:40.460 跳 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:41.880 吸我的雞雞 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:42.740 跳 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:45.400 吸我的雞雞 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:46.740 跳！ 00:02:46.740 --> 00:02:47.240 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:48.260 如果生活像這.. 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:50.100 Fuuck該死的 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:50.820 哇！ 00:02:51.180 --> 00:02:54.520 這遊戲實際上比<快樂輪子>好玩 00:02:54.740 --> 00:02:56.660 00:02:56.660 --> 00:02:58.140 我應該玩真正的<快樂輪子> 00:02:58.940 --> 00:03:02.320 真正的<快樂輪子>一直是我最喜歡的遊戲 00:03:02.600 --> 00:03:06.120 歡迎來到<快樂輪子>101集 00:03:07.380 --> 00:03:09.680 讓我們來看看這個月最好的 00:03:11.200 --> 00:03:12.560 <擲劍>！ 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:14.260 我愛<擲劍> 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:18.600 你拿一把劍，然後對Timmy表示關你屁事 00:03:18.600 --> 00:03:19.100 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:20.680 Timmy是不是在做一個撒旦的標誌? 00:03:21.140 --> 00:03:22.640 不-------我們不能播出來 00:03:23.160 --> 00:03:23.800 出發了 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:25.160 Timmy，出發了 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:27.280 是你的名字嗎？我忘了 00:03:27.340 --> 00:03:29.300 我意思是我不在乎-- 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:32.040 Timmy聲音：“但是爸爸，我害怕” 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:33.060 這是...呃.... 00:03:35.580 --> 00:03:36.700 我不在乎---- 00:03:37.220 --> 00:03:38.180 我玩得很開心 00:03:40.760 --> 00:03:41.980 噢，媽耶 00:03:46.980 --> 00:03:47.860 欸，我們做到了 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:49.300 竟然會有這種事！ 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:51.320 竟然會有----!!!!! 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:52.920 該死的牆 00:03:53.700 --> 00:03:54.200 來吧 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:55.680 來吧 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:56.180 我為什麼要做這個 00:03:57.160 --> 00:03:58.680 它是如此他媽的蠢 00:03:59.220 --> 00:04:00.820 這是同樣的水平 00:04:00.820 --> 00:04:02.560 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:04.300 哦，我的天啊... 00:04:04.880 --> 00:04:08.040 這是彈簧單高蹺男VS裸女 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:13.400 這是...這是一個小女孩..這... 好了.... 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:14.260 00:04:14.260 --> 00:04:17.040 戀童癖者(PEDOPHELIA) 這正是失去的那個了！ 00:04:18.220 --> 00:04:19.020 開始了 00:04:19.020 --> 00:04:21.020 尖叫 00:04:21.460 --> 00:04:23.520 00:04:25.200 --> 00:04:26.000 沒關係 00:04:26.340 --> 00:04:28.180 我試過更糟的 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:32.540 再出發，別打到我的屁股 00:04:32.700 --> 00:04:33.580 我剛說了什麼？ 00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:40.320 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:42.420 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:44.940 好吧，可...可惡 00:04:45.280 --> 00:04:45.780 00:04:46.460 --> 00:04:47.340 我們再次見面了 00:04:47.820 --> 00:04:53.740 為什麼這該死的等級如此該死的難 我不記得這個遊戲是如此該死的 00:04:53.740 --> 00:04:54.740 媽的 00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:03.800 躺著喔，甜心，靜靜地躺著，相信我 00:05:04.180 --> 00:05:05.500 你信任我嗎？ 00:05:05.760 --> 00:05:06.260 耶---- 00:05:07.780 --> 00:05:09.360 我的意思，是 00:05:09.940 --> 00:05:10.440 看 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:14.400 （我的天啊） 00:05:17.620 --> 00:05:18.720 下一級 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.820 超‧進到箱子耶 00:05:22.340 --> 00:05:23.080 好極了 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:24.720 呃 00:05:25.780 --> 00:05:26.700 要進到箱子 00:05:32.940 --> 00:05:36.160 這該死的得罪我了 我討厭這爛東西 00:05:37.980 --> 00:05:40.140 我是一個26歲*屁股緩刑* 00:05:41.700 --> 00:05:42.200 嘿 00:05:43.740 --> 00:05:44.240 嘿呀 00:05:48.520 --> 00:05:51.180 嘿，你好啊，我的名字叫Jeff 00:05:51.320 --> 00:05:52.040 就是那邊 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:53.560 為什麼 00:05:54.140 --> 00:05:54.860 就是那邊 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:56.880 好吧，來了 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:57.720 Fuck yes 00:06:00.260 --> 00:06:03.480 這就正確了！我是快樂輪子王 00:06:04.340 --> 00:06:06.820 ...王...王 pewdiepie萬歲 00:06:06.820 --> 00:06:07.320 婊子 00:06:07.960 --> 00:06:09.040 <12種武器> 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:28.000 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:30.000 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:38.960 00:06:42.300 --> 00:06:44.060 00:06:44.500 --> 00:06:47.300 所以現在<快樂輪子>可以按東西？ 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:18.060 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:24.100 噢，原來已經結束了，哇--沒關係 00:07:26.260 --> 00:07:26.760 哇--------- 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:30.200 00:07:30.640 --> 00:07:31.800 <閃避魚叉2> 00:07:31.960 --> 00:07:33.940 00:07:34.100 --> 00:07:36.940 好吧，讓我們開始吧 00:07:37.400 --> 00:07:38.200 我很激動 00:07:38.220 --> 00:07:41.240 你必須去點擊，好吧，第1級 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:45.520 別該死的搞我，我知道你的，我知道你的！ 00:07:46.500 --> 00:07:47.060 我知道你的 00:07:49.200 --> 00:07:50.080 你失誤了 00:07:50.300 --> 00:07:51.100 你失誤了 00:07:51.400 --> 00:07:51.900 天啊 00:07:53.260 --> 00:07:55.980 噢，我的天，我得快點...OK...站穩... 00:07:57.400 --> 00:07:59.960 剛剛好 00:08:00.860 --> 00:08:01.500 噢，我的天哪 00:08:02.580 --> 00:08:03.080 好傢伙 00:08:03.080 --> 00:08:03.640 哦，天哪 00:08:05.960 --> 00:08:08.280 天啊，這都是一些該死的矩陣 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:15.520 00:08:22.540 --> 00:08:23.900 為什麼我們還在這裡 00:08:27.860 --> 00:08:28.660 00:08:29.880 --> 00:08:30.840 要去忍受... 00:08:33.700 --> 00:08:34.500 每個夜晚... 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:36.440 我能感覺到我的腿... 00:08:44.980 --> 00:08:48.480 在我的手臂裡......穿過我的手指... 00:08:57.500 --> 00:08:58.060 Ainsley 00:09:00.140 --> 00:09:01.240 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:02.040 你對我下咒 00:09:04.920 --> 00:09:06.680 我不想再玩這個爛遊戲 00:09:07.700 --> 00:09:08.200 為什麼 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:09.820 為什麼 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:14.120 答案很簡單，我已經失去了身體... 00:09:15.100 --> 00:09:16.120 我已經失去了夥伴... 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.000 不斷傷害...... 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:23.000 （這是我不能完全得到）(聽不清楚- -a) 00:09:24.980 --> 00:09:26.580 你也感到，對吧？ 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:35.500 00:09:41.580 --> 00:09:42.140 我現在明白了 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:44.160 我明白 00:09:45.340 --> 00:09:46.220 什麼是我必須做 00:09:49.040 --> 00:09:49.760 00:09:49.760 --> 00:09:54.700 00:09:56.620 --> 00:09:58.060 00:09:58.060 --> 00:10:00.060 （AINSLEYYYYYYYYY） 00:10:04.540 --> 00:10:05.740 你自由了Ainsley 00:10:07.500 --> 00:10:08.300 你自由了 00:10:08.680 --> 00:10:11.040 你不必再玩這個遊戲了 00:10:12.520 --> 00:10:13.920 那個咒語消失了！！ 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:16.160 現在，我終於可以玩我想玩的 00:10:22.020 --> 00:10:22.580 這個好 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:27.500 現在我們正在為Ainsley尋找大腦移植 00:10:27.500 --> 00:10:30.500 如果你有一個大腦，請於下方捐贈。 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:36.500 任何金額將會...呃........................，或你任何所有的錢會... 00:10:36.500 --> 00:10:38.500 ..將會.. 00:10:38.500 --> 00:10:40.500 ...呃...會帶來影響。 00:10:45.500 --> 00:10:47.500 00:10:47.500 --> 00:10:49.500