Finally.
FINALLY!!!
A good Barbie game!
*keem earrape*
These are real tears...
of joy.
The gang is all here.
We got a- we got a little kitty. (Blissa)
Is that Ken?
Token black girl? (Nikki)
Now I understand why Token's name is Token
in South Park. *laughs*
We got Mexican girl. (Raquelle)
And we got a... horse? (Tawny)
It's so nice to see such a diverse crowd in a video game.
Finally, someone that doesn't discriminate.
I relate to horses, ya know- *laughs* *he said it*
I wish I was a horse. *you just said you relate to horses wat*
And I'm really glad that finally,
I feel properly represented in a video game. *XD*
I also am half-palm tree.
So that makes me double happy right now.
Are we ready to play this game?
I think no.
I think you will never be ready to play this game.
So here we go.
Expect nothing better than crack cocaine. -PewDiePie 2017
*weird pewds gargle sound*
What is happening?
Why is Ken's haircut n-
I CAN MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh yes you can)
Thought it was a cutscene.
Oh My God, Barbie looks so BeAuTiFuL
I feel like they are playing like three differents soundtracks at the same fucking time,
and it's so annoying. (INIT)
Where is she- Barbie going guys?
Let Barbie go to Ken!
[Barbie] So Ken, how's the BeSt boyfriend in the world?
[Ken] Great, now that you're here, Barbie.
Yes...
He is trying so hard not to look at her cleavage.
Look at him.
"Ohhh nooo, I was- I'm just looking into her eyes."
"They're so beautiful."
"Don't look at her cleav- Don't look at her cleavage. Don't look at her cleav- Don't look at her-"
"What's the matter Ken?"
"You don't like me, Ken?" (oh my god that voice)
"Are you not attracted to me?" (issa SeXy)
Who the fuck are you then? How long are you gonna tune that guitar? Just play the goddamn guitar!
*Ryan strums the guitar, upsetting Felix more*
IT'S TUNED.
[Barbie] Hi, Ryan!
[Ryan] Hey Barbie ;) how are you?
*Ryan annoys Felix again*
(Pewds screams)
*poods mocking ryan* hOw ArE yOu?
[Barbie] Hey Ryan! You up for Game Day?
[Ryan] Sure. If you're there, it's sure to be a blast.
Game day, blast...
They're talking about SeXuAl InTeRcOuRsEs. (XD) Disgusting.
*spits* BLEH
I'm scared.. I'm scared of playing this game now. *keeps playing anyways*
Alright, uh.
Okay, we can change outfits. (pewds' expectations have been exceeded)
*FJHSDUGVFDV*
I like that, I like the outfit, I don't have a problem with the ou-
*Sarcasticly*Yeah, that's pretty fun. This is definitely so much customisation I can't decide .(ikr)
Yes.
Alright.
I don't know why we did that. Complete fucking waste of time. Let's go upstairs.
Let's go upstairs everyone. (kay)
Heya.
Hello, how are you? (10/10)
[Barbie] Nikki! How was your day?
[Nikki] I'm having a great one Barbie. Thanks!
Why do they feel so dead?
And why is it making ME feel so dead? (relatable)
[Barbie] We're about to start a game! You in?
[Nikky] Sure, thing, Barbie, sounds great.
THEIR LIPS... DOESN'T MOVE.
IT'S 2017.
Oh wow. It's the wide selection of-
minigames that I can't play. I'm really-
Why? Why is it there then?
Where are you going Barbie-
Barbie, I can see you.
Barbie get the FuCk back here
Asshole.
Corridor. That doesn't go anywhere. Okay.
The credits.
The credits, everyone. (so we're done here?)
(pewds jammin) "WE CAN TAKE IT EASY AT THE DREAMHOUSE."
(pewds clapping) "AT THE DREAMHOUSE!"
Can that fucking asshole stop tuning his goddamn guitar? (nev0r)
It's SO annoying.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE GAME?
*click clack click clack*
OPTIONS!?!?!!?!?
WHY WOULD YOU GO UPSTAIRS FOR THE OPTIONS?!? (IDK PLS DONT KILL ME)
I'M A 26 YEAR OLD MAN AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU PLAY THIS GODDAMN GAME! *pewdiepie exposed*
Oh, okay. You-you fgsdf oh.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! (XD)
[Nikki] Wait. Is it...
[Nikki] Little black dress with pearls? :D
[Barbie] Yes! That's it.
[Nikki] Alright! Team Nikki and Teresa! *pewds dying on the inside* oh my god.
[Pewds] Okay. [Nikki] In. The. House!
[Raquelle] Ugh, whatev. Charades is boring. *
[Pewds interrupting Skipper] I can't. What is happening?
[Skipper] My new video game.
Oh my God, yes.
[Skipper] Intergalactic-
WHAT WAS THAT?!
WOT?!
*pewds dying call 911*
*send help*
SECRET BARBIE NAZI!
Oh my God...
I haven't felt this ALIVE...
Since 1984...
*pewds out of breath* Where should we go, bros?
Where should we go? (away)
The wardrobe... (nOpls)
The source. Good choice.
*extremely dead inside ''robotic'' voice* Step One. Find the hidden boxes of clothes.
[Closet] Step Two. Put them on the right pedestals.
Is he trying to sound like a robot or is he extremely bored? (only god knows) Like, I can't tell.
Oh My God, yes.
Hell to the yes. (y u so out of breath u ok?)
Sorry, what was I supposed to do again? (really pewds?)
What the fUck. That ladder just went straight dsfhgd straight through her.
Amazing....
Amazing...
Uh, let me check here.
I just have to click on everything.
Hey, I found a present.
Could it be a PIZZA perhaps? (pizza time?)
*game is disappointed in Felix*
Sorry.
*game is proud of Felix*
Alright. We need to find one more thing, I guess.
*beep beep beep*
Just in case I wanted to change my outfit, I can do that WHILE I'm playing this game. (very helpful)
Nice- nice touch.
I think this minigame, I'll go with the PuRpLe DrEsS... thank you.
How am I supposed to find the other thing? Like, I'm extremely bored and I don't wanna do this.
I found her's.
You fucking asshole!! (tell em pewds)
She stole mine!
What's happening? *confused poods is confused*
That was it?
I just gave it aw- I just gave it AWAY?!?!!? (goddamn it)
What was the fucking POOOOOOINT?
Match the shoes. Okay, so what goes with pink shoes? (just wear them)
Okay, think fast, Felix. You got this! (self encouragement)
[Maybe Raquelle] *inaudible*
SHUT UP.
OKAY. UH, WE GOTTA GO...
sp...
STARS.
*sjfdfbdlgiy*
AW FUCK.
FFFUCK (u ok?)
[Maybe Ken] Woohoo! [Pewds] Why am I- [Maybe Ken] Teresa, that was awesome!
Don't patronise me. I don't need it. Fuck you.
Okay. Well this-
This-
This game is boring me to death. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't play this garbage.
[Barbie] Yay! Midge is here.
[Midge] Happy to see you too, Barbie!
Is she calling her midget?
*click clack click clack click clack*
Wait, she has the same fucking voice as her! (WUT)
[Barbie] Yay! Midge is here.
[Midge] Happy to see you too, Barbie!
She's talking to herself!
[Pewds #1] YAAAAY! Pewdiepie is here! (WTF XD)
[Pewds #2] Yay! It's good to see you too, Pewdiepie! (oh my god stop)
[Pewds #3] YaAAaaAy! *laughs* (fcgvucxjv)
[Barbie] Midge. You adore games, don't you?
[Midge] Sure do. Playing games is totally groovy!
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES!
I PLAY CALL OF DUTY EVERY DAY!
I got a care package the other day.
It had your motha's ass inside (saVaGE peWDSs?)
*dance break* OH. OH. OH. OH NO.
I CAN'T DO IT. THE MUSIC IS TOO GOOD!
"I can be anything I wanna be."
"If I can dream it, I can do it. No one's stopping me."
"And I will. (Oh oh oh oh oh)"
Oh My God. Not the cutscene. I can't.
[Nikki] Is it... (no)
[Nikki] Little black dress with pearls? (stop please)
[Barbie] Yes! That's it.
[Nikki] Alright! Team Nikki and Teresa!
[Nikki] In. The. House!
I think the animation is on- on par with the Zelda CGI. I gotta- I gotta say.
*laughs*
It's pretty good.
Pixar.
You need to do better scouting because there's so much untapped talent out there.
Especially the secret Nazi hail.
I really- That was great.
I mean I don't- I don't approve of it whatsoever.
I find it disgusting and discriminating
and very insensitive in times like these that are-
Everyone is ha- is having a really rough time right now.
[Closet] I am serving up a challenge, girls.
[Closet] Search for the cake batter and put them on the pedestals in the right order.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Who is- Who and why is that guy a thing?
Couldn't they just have made a Barbie game without all this shit?
If anything, I would just want a full feature Barbie movie because the animation is so good.
This is the same game you- I'm playing the same goddamn game.
*stuttering idiot*
It's extremely boring, by the way.
Look, I found hers. Great. You're welcome.
Oh look, she found mine.
Huh, how about that.
Great, I'll take it.
*inaudible idiot*
Just fucking grab it, you fucking asshole.
That was not a salad.
How did a salad become this?
What is-
What is HAAAAAAAP???!!!
Asian lady has given up.
Hey, I got- no.
Maybe I can block her.
I'll block her from achieving her goals.
That's right. You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
Where you going, huh? Where you going, huh?
Where you going, bitch?
Ha. You blocked, bitch.
Where you going, huh? Where you going?
I'm Barbie. You don't fuck with me.
Motherfucker. She found her pudding.
Bitch found her pudding.
I better block her.
Son of a bitch got her pudding. Motherfucker.
HAAAAAIL THEEE CUPCAAAAKE!!!!
THE GIANT CUPCAKE.
*wheeze*
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
*laughs*
Look at her face! *laughs*
*squeaking idiot*
THE CUPCAKE.
*laughs*
[Pewds interrupting Maybe Ken] I'm not a Barbie fan, by the way. I'm not.
[Pewds] I'm not. I'm not a Barbie fan. That's impossible. [Maybe Ken] -an incredible miniga-
I am not a Barbie fan, okay?
Let that be clear.
I am playing this game...
...ironically.
Okay?
I don't actually like Barbie...
...at all.
Not even a little bit.
[Pewds] I don't even like Barbie. [Maybe Ken] -challenge!
[Maybe Ken] Cupcake Explosion!
What is happening?
Why are we throwing cupcakes?
HEY BITCH.
GET THAT CUPCAKE UP.
OH.
[IDFK] You ripped (???) that up, RRRRaquelle.
He needs to stop talking.
[Maybe Nikki] There's no stopping me!
What the fuck? How did I do that?
MORE CUPCAAAAAKESSS!!!
Hell yeah.
It's like the bottle flip challenge...
...except- MORE CUPCAKES IS COMING, EVERYBODY!
The right side clearly has an advantage. I don't appreciate it.
This game is amazing. I wanna die with this game in my hand.
Between my butt cheeks.
What the fuck, they're all bad cupcakes?
They're all bad cupcakes. Don't touch them, Barbie.
[Maybe Nikki] I scored big time!
Wait, wait, wait. They're good cupcakes?
[Maybe Teresa] Totally awesome!
I don't understand.
Are they bad cupcakes or are they good cup-
I got 16.
I didn't even get half.
I didn't even get half of the 3rd one.
This is a kids' game.
"No. No, this can't be happening."
"I lost to those fucking bitches."
"Motherfuckers dead to me."
"I'll kill 'em. I'll kill 'em."
Do I have to do this fucking-
Can I not skip this part?
For the love of God, can I skip this part?
[Closet] Step One. Fu-
Step One. Fuuuck.
It's the same game. It's the same game. It's the same game. It's the same game.
It's the same-
[Maybe Ken] *inaudible*
[Maybe Ken] Today's event takes place in Barbie's bedroom.
[Maybe Ken] And looks to be a real doozy called...
[Maybe Ken] Shoebox Skyscraper! [Pewds] It's a-
I- Aw shit, it's a doozy.
That's my box.
[Maybe Ryan] Raquelle, you're losing. It's so boring. [Pewds] AAAAH.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE BOXES?
[Maybe Ryan] It's not that bad, Barbie!
WELL, EEEEUUUUGH.
Hell yeah, Barbie.
You get 'em, girl.
*click clack click clack click clack*
Fuck.
Oh, I get it. You have to press space.
*click clack click clack*
Hell yeah. Alright, now it's easy!
Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.
She's fucking me. Good game.
Good game.
Kill. Me.
[Raquelle] Epic fail! (shshshsh)
Please don't say that word. Please don't ever say that word.
[Nikki] Awesome! With a capital A.
"With a cApitAL."
I- I usually go all- all caps AWESOME
Hey, I won.
[Nikki] I was in it to win it.
Shit, I lost to her. (well fuck)
Barbie's like,
"YEAH."
"YEAH. LOOKS LIKE I LOST THAT ONE."
"BUT I BETTER KEEP SMILING."
"IMMA FUCK THAT BITCH UP LATER. IMMA FUCK THAT GIRL'S BOYFRIEND." (wtf)
Alright. Well, that was Barbie's Dreamhouse.
Definitely worth it. (totally 10/10)
Leave a like if you enjoyed watching.
Maybe I'll do a part 2.
Eh.
If enough people like it.
So, show your support.
And as always,
*Felix proceeds to hail Hitler*
Nah. I can't do that joke. (ya think?)
BROFIST!