WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:04.060 Finally. 00:00:05.880 --> 00:00:06.440 FINALLY!!! 00:00:07.620 --> 00:00:08.820 A good Barbie game! 00:00:08.820 --> 00:00:10.460 *keem earrape* 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:11.820 These are real tears... 00:00:13.040 --> 00:00:13.540 of joy. 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:21.440 The gang is all here. 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:23.480 We got a- we got a little kitty. (Blissa) 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:24.160 Is that Ken? 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:25.840 Token black girl? (Nikki) 00:00:25.840 --> 00:00:28.060 Now I understand why Token's name is Token 00:00:28.060 --> 00:00:29.760 in South Park. *laughs* 00:00:30.560 --> 00:00:32.060 We got Mexican girl. (Raquelle) 00:00:32.100 --> 00:00:33.840 And we got a... horse? (Tawny) 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:37.140 It's so nice to see such a diverse crowd in a video game. 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:39.880 Finally, someone that doesn't discriminate. 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:41.700 I relate to horses, ya know- *laughs* *he said it* 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:43.880 I wish I was a horse. *you just said you relate to horses wat* 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:46.080 And I'm really glad that finally, 00:00:46.080 --> 00:00:49.020 I feel properly represented in a video game. *XD* 00:00:49.020 --> 00:00:51.020 I also am half-palm tree. 00:00:51.020 --> 00:00:53.300 So that makes me double happy right now. 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:55.000 Are we ready to play this game? 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:55.620 I think no. 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:57.780 I think you will never be ready to play this game. 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:58.700 So here we go. 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:01.220 Expect nothing better than crack cocaine. -PewDiePie 2017 00:01:02.720 --> 00:01:03.240 *weird pewds gargle sound* 00:01:03.420 --> 00:01:04.360 What is happening? 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:06.820 Why is Ken's haircut n- 00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:07.960 I CAN MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh yes you can) 00:01:09.620 --> 00:01:10.500 Thought it was a cutscene. 00:01:10.500 --> 00:01:12.500 Oh My God, Barbie looks so BeAuTiFuL 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:18.360 I feel like they are playing like three differents soundtracks at the same fucking time, 00:01:18.360 --> 00:01:19.300 and it's so annoying. (INIT) 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:21.920 Where is she- Barbie going guys? 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:23.600 Let Barbie go to Ken! 00:01:25.080 --> 00:01:29.840 [Barbie] So Ken, how's the BeSt boyfriend in the world? 00:01:29.960 --> 00:01:31.960 [Ken] Great, now that you're here, Barbie. 00:01:31.960 --> 00:01:32.600 Yes... 00:01:33.420 --> 00:01:35.420 He is trying so hard not to look at her cleavage. 00:01:35.420 --> 00:01:35.920 Look at him. 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.846 "Ohhh nooo, I was- I'm just looking into her eyes." 00:01:38.846 --> 00:01:40.160 "They're so beautiful." 00:01:40.160 --> 00:01:43.680 "Don't look at her cleav- Don't look at her cleavage. Don't look at her cleav- Don't look at her-" 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:45.120 "What's the matter Ken?" 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.820 "You don't like me, Ken?" (oh my god that voice) 00:01:47.820 --> 00:01:49.580 "Are you not attracted to me?" (issa SeXy) 00:01:50.060 --> 00:01:56.380 Who the fuck are you then? How long are you gonna tune that guitar? Just play the goddamn guitar! 00:01:56.380 --> 00:01:57.460 *Ryan strums the guitar, upsetting Felix more* 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:58.320 IT'S TUNED. 00:01:58.320 --> 00:01:59.000 [Barbie] Hi, Ryan! 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:01.740 [Ryan] Hey Barbie ;) how are you? 00:02:01.740 --> 00:02:02.840 *Ryan annoys Felix again* 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:03.440 (Pewds screams) 00:02:03.440 --> 00:02:04.700 *poods mocking ryan* hOw ArE yOu? 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:08.020 [Barbie] Hey Ryan! You up for Game Day? 00:02:08.020 --> 00:02:10.880 [Ryan] Sure. If you're there, it's sure to be a blast. 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:12.880 Game day, blast... 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:18.900 They're talking about SeXuAl InTeRcOuRsEs. (XD) Disgusting. 00:02:18.900 --> 00:02:20.180 *spits* BLEH 00:02:21.620 --> 00:02:24.040 I'm scared.. I'm scared of playing this game now. *keeps playing anyways* 00:02:26.100 --> 00:02:26.660 Alright, uh. 00:02:26.700 --> 00:02:28.140 Okay, we can change outfits. (pewds' expectations have been exceeded) 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:31.500 *FJHSDUGVFDV* 00:02:31.600 --> 00:02:34.480 I like that, I like the outfit, I don't have a problem with the ou- 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:41.480 *Sarcasticly*Yeah, that's pretty fun. This is definitely so much customisation I can't decide .(ikr) 00:02:41.480 --> 00:02:42.500 Yes. 00:02:43.160 --> 00:02:43.920 Alright. 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:48.360 I don't know why we did that. Complete fucking waste of time. Let's go upstairs. 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:50.240 Let's go upstairs everyone. (kay) 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:51.100 Heya. 00:02:51.380 --> 00:02:52.560 Hello, how are you? (10/10) 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:54.740 [Barbie] Nikki! How was your day? 00:02:54.740 --> 00:02:57.300 [Nikki] I'm having a great one Barbie. Thanks! 00:02:57.300 --> 00:02:59.300 Why do they feel so dead? 00:02:59.300 --> 00:03:01.440 And why is it making ME feel so dead? (relatable) 00:03:02.640 --> 00:03:04.940 [Barbie] We're about to start a game! You in? 00:03:04.940 --> 00:03:07.380 [Nikky] Sure, thing, Barbie, sounds great. 00:03:07.720 --> 00:03:09.880 THEIR LIPS... DOESN'T MOVE. 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:11.680 IT'S 2017. 00:03:12.060 --> 00:03:13.880 Oh wow. It's the wide selection of- 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:15.880 minigames that I can't play. I'm really- 00:03:16.340 --> 00:03:17.780 Why? Why is it there then? 00:03:18.500 --> 00:03:19.400 Where are you going Barbie- 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:20.680 Barbie, I can see you. 00:03:20.920 --> 00:03:22.640 Barbie get the FuCk back here 00:03:23.880 --> 00:03:24.440 Asshole. 00:03:24.620 --> 00:03:27.200 Corridor. That doesn't go anywhere. Okay. 00:03:27.540 --> 00:03:28.040 The credits. 00:03:28.440 --> 00:03:29.880 The credits, everyone. (so we're done here?) 00:03:30.140 --> 00:03:34.920 (pewds jammin) "WE CAN TAKE IT EASY AT THE DREAMHOUSE." 00:03:34.920 --> 00:03:37.520 (pewds clapping) "AT THE DREAMHOUSE!" 00:03:38.440 --> 00:03:42.300 Can that fucking asshole stop tuning his goddamn guitar? (nev0r) 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:44.180 It's SO annoying. 00:03:45.220 --> 00:03:47.220 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE GAME? 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:48.640 *click clack click clack* 00:03:49.880 --> 00:03:50.860 OPTIONS!?!?!!?!? 00:03:51.920 --> 00:03:54.700 WHY WOULD YOU GO UPSTAIRS FOR THE OPTIONS?!? (IDK PLS DONT KILL ME) 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:58.780 I'M A 26 YEAR OLD MAN AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU PLAY THIS GODDAMN GAME! *pewdiepie exposed* 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:02.420 Oh, okay. You-you fgsdf oh. 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:04.660 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! (XD) 00:04:05.720 --> 00:04:07.140 [Nikki] Wait. Is it... 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:08.880 [Nikki] Little black dress with pearls? :D 00:04:08.880 --> 00:04:09.920 [Barbie] Yes! That's it. 00:04:09.940 --> 00:04:12.660 [Nikki] Alright! Team Nikki and Teresa! *pewds dying on the inside* oh my god. 00:04:12.660 --> 00:04:14.460 [Pewds] Okay. [Nikki] In. The. House! 00:04:14.700 --> 00:04:18.180 [Raquelle] Ugh, whatev. Charades is boring. * 00:04:18.180 --> 00:04:20.400 [Pewds interrupting Skipper] I can't. What is happening? 00:04:20.400 --> 00:04:21.780 [Skipper] My new video game. 00:04:21.780 --> 00:04:22.880 Oh my God, yes. 00:04:22.880 --> 00:04:23.640 [Skipper] Intergalactic- 00:04:23.640 --> 00:04:24.640 WHAT WAS THAT?! 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:25.880 WOT?! 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:27.740 *pewds dying call 911* 00:04:28.780 --> 00:04:29.420 *send help* 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:32.020 SECRET BARBIE NAZI! 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:33.700 Oh my God... 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.380 I haven't felt this ALIVE... 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:38.940 Since 1984... 00:04:38.940 --> 00:04:40.820 *pewds out of breath* Where should we go, bros? 00:04:40.820 --> 00:04:42.340 Where should we go? (away) 00:04:42.640 --> 00:04:44.000 The wardrobe... (nOpls) 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.160 The source. Good choice. 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.420 *extremely dead inside ''robotic'' voice* Step One. Find the hidden boxes of clothes. 00:04:49.620 --> 00:04:52.280 [Closet] Step Two. Put them on the right pedestals. 00:04:53.340 --> 00:04:56.980 Is he trying to sound like a robot or is he extremely bored? (only god knows) Like, I can't tell. 00:04:57.840 --> 00:04:59.620 Oh My God, yes. 00:05:00.220 --> 00:05:01.820 Hell to the yes. (y u so out of breath u ok?) 00:05:04.820 --> 00:05:06.480 Sorry, what was I supposed to do again? (really pewds?) 00:05:07.260 --> 00:05:10.740 What the fUck. That ladder just went straight dsfhgd straight through her. 00:05:10.940 --> 00:05:12.040 Amazing.... 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:13.680 Amazing... 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:16.720 Uh, let me check here. 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.600 I just have to click on everything. 00:05:22.980 --> 00:05:24.100 Hey, I found a present. 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:26.120 Could it be a PIZZA perhaps? (pizza time?) 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:32.380 *game is disappointed in Felix* 00:05:33.660 --> 00:05:34.280 Sorry. 00:05:35.180 --> 00:05:35.680 *game is proud of Felix* 00:05:35.880 --> 00:05:37.740 Alright. We need to find one more thing, I guess. 00:05:40.780 --> 00:05:41.900 *beep beep beep* 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:46.120 Just in case I wanted to change my outfit, I can do that WHILE I'm playing this game. (very helpful) 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:47.880 Nice- nice touch. 00:05:48.420 --> 00:05:51.400 I think this minigame, I'll go with the PuRpLe DrEsS... thank you. 00:05:51.400 --> 00:05:55.480 How am I supposed to find the other thing? Like, I'm extremely bored and I don't wanna do this. 00:05:55.880 --> 00:05:57.400 I found her's. 00:05:57.760 --> 00:05:58.960 You fucking asshole!! (tell em pewds) 00:05:59.320 --> 00:06:00.920 She stole mine! 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:02.080 What's happening? *confused poods is confused* 00:06:03.840 --> 00:06:04.940 That was it? 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:08.140 I just gave it aw- I just gave it AWAY?!?!!? (goddamn it) 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:11.440 What was the fucking POOOOOOINT? 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:14.800 Match the shoes. Okay, so what goes with pink shoes? (just wear them) 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:17.100 Okay, think fast, Felix. You got this! (self encouragement) 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:18.360 [Maybe Raquelle] *inaudible* 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:18.860 SHUT UP. 00:06:18.940 --> 00:06:20.300 OKAY. UH, WE GOTTA GO... 00:06:20.500 --> 00:06:21.000 sp... 00:06:21.860 --> 00:06:22.620 STARS. 00:06:22.780 --> 00:06:23.860 *sjfdfbdlgiy* 00:06:24.100 --> 00:06:25.380 AW FUCK. 00:06:26.200 --> 00:06:27.360 FFFUCK (u ok?) 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:31.060 [Maybe Ken] Woohoo! [Pewds] Why am I- [Maybe Ken] Teresa, that was awesome! 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:34.680 Don't patronise me. I don't need it. Fuck you. 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:36.600 Okay. Well this- 00:06:36.700 --> 00:06:37.200 This- 00:06:37.820 --> 00:06:40.860 This game is boring me to death. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't play this garbage. 00:06:41.140 --> 00:06:43.680 [Barbie] Yay! Midge is here. 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:45.440 [Midge] Happy to see you too, Barbie! 00:06:45.440 --> 00:06:46.840 Is she calling her midget? 00:06:47.420 --> 00:06:48.860 *click clack click clack click clack* 00:06:48.880 --> 00:06:51.080 Wait, she has the same fucking voice as her! (WUT) 00:06:51.520 --> 00:06:53.960 [Barbie] Yay! Midge is here. 00:06:53.960 --> 00:06:56.100 [Midge] Happy to see you too, Barbie! 00:06:56.360 --> 00:06:58.120 She's talking to herself! 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.420 [Pewds #1] YAAAAY! Pewdiepie is here! (WTF XD) 00:07:02.320 --> 00:07:05.340 [Pewds #2] Yay! It's good to see you too, Pewdiepie! (oh my god stop) 00:07:05.340 --> 00:07:07.340 [Pewds #3] YaAAaaAy! *laughs* (fcgvucxjv) 00:07:07.740 --> 00:07:10.380 [Barbie] Midge. You adore games, don't you? 00:07:10.540 --> 00:07:14.100 [Midge] Sure do. Playing games is totally groovy! 00:07:14.300 --> 00:07:15.960 I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! 00:07:16.100 --> 00:07:18.120 I PLAY CALL OF DUTY EVERY DAY! 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.040 I got a care package the other day. 00:07:20.300 --> 00:07:22.380 It had your motha's ass inside (saVaGE peWDSs?) 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:25.600 *dance break* OH. OH. OH. OH NO. 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:28.540 I CAN'T DO IT. THE MUSIC IS TOO GOOD! 00:07:28.540 --> 00:07:30.300 "I can be anything I wanna be." 00:07:30.440 --> 00:07:32.740 "If I can dream it, I can do it. No one's stopping me." 00:07:32.760 --> 00:07:34.600 "And I will. (Oh oh oh oh oh)" 00:07:34.940 --> 00:07:37.760 "And I will. (Oh oh oh oh oh)" 00:07:38.780 --> 00:07:40.460 Oh My God. Not the cutscene. I can't. 00:07:40.460 --> 00:07:40.960 [Nikki] Is it... (no) 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:42.440 [Nikki] Little black dress with pearls? (stop please) 00:07:42.440 --> 00:07:43.660 [Barbie] Yes! That's it. 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:46.000 [Nikki] Alright! Team Nikki and Teresa! 00:07:46.260 --> 00:07:48.200 [Nikki] In. The. House! 00:07:48.640 --> 00:07:52.960 I think the animation is on- on par with the Zelda CGI. I gotta- I gotta say. 00:07:52.960 --> 00:07:53.560 *laughs* 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:55.100 It's pretty good. 00:07:55.320 --> 00:07:55.820 Pixar. 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:00.980 You need to do better scouting because there's so much untapped talent out there. 00:08:00.980 --> 00:08:02.700 Especially the secret Nazi hail. 00:08:02.700 --> 00:08:04.080 I really- That was great. 00:08:04.080 --> 00:08:07.080 I mean I don't- I don't approve of it whatsoever. 00:08:07.080 --> 00:08:09.000 I find it disgusting and discriminating 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:11.620 and very insensitive in times like these that are- 00:08:11.840 --> 00:08:13.960 Everyone is ha- is having a really rough time right now. 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:16.460 [Closet] I am serving up a challenge, girls. 00:08:16.460 --> 00:08:21.520 [Closet] Search for the cake batter and put them on the pedestals in the right order. 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:24.200 Who the fuck is that guy? 00:08:24.300 --> 00:08:27.440 Who is- Who and why is that guy a thing? 00:08:27.440 --> 00:08:29.920 Couldn't they just have made a Barbie game without all this shit? 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:35.500 If anything, I would just want a full feature Barbie movie because the animation is so good. 00:08:35.500 --> 00:08:38.500 This is the same game you- I'm playing the same goddamn game. 00:08:38.640 --> 00:08:40.000 *stuttering idiot* 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:41.360 It's extremely boring, by the way. 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.560 Look, I found hers. Great. You're welcome. 00:08:43.560 --> 00:08:44.880 Oh look, she found mine. 00:08:44.880 --> 00:08:46.040 Huh, how about that. 00:08:46.680 --> 00:08:48.040 Great, I'll take it. 00:08:48.040 --> 00:08:49.100 *inaudible idiot* 00:08:51.060 --> 00:08:53.460 Just fucking grab it, you fucking asshole. 00:08:53.460 --> 00:08:54.800 That was not a salad. 00:08:54.800 --> 00:08:56.620 How did a salad become this? 00:08:56.820 --> 00:08:57.380 What is- 00:08:57.380 --> 00:08:58.480 What is HAAAAAAAP???!!! 00:08:58.660 --> 00:09:00.260 Asian lady has given up. 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:03.560 Hey, I got- no. 00:09:03.560 --> 00:09:04.880 Maybe I can block her. 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:09.040 I'll block her from achieving her goals. 00:09:09.040 --> 00:09:11.040 That's right. You ain't going nowhere, bitch. 00:09:11.040 --> 00:09:13.100 Where you going, huh? Where you going, huh? 00:09:13.100 --> 00:09:14.340 Where you going, bitch? 00:09:14.340 --> 00:09:15.660 Ha. You blocked, bitch. 00:09:15.660 --> 00:09:17.380 Where you going, huh? Where you going? 00:09:17.380 --> 00:09:18.760 I'm Barbie. You don't fuck with me. 00:09:18.760 --> 00:09:20.080 Motherfucker. She found her pudding. 00:09:20.220 --> 00:09:21.420 Bitch found her pudding. 00:09:21.420 --> 00:09:22.240 I better block her. 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:24.780 Son of a bitch got her pudding. Motherfucker. 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:28.140 HAAAAAIL THEEE CUPCAAAAKE!!!! 00:09:28.140 --> 00:09:29.800 THE GIANT CUPCAKE. 00:09:29.800 --> 00:09:30.340 *wheeze* 00:09:30.640 --> 00:09:31.540 AAAAAAAAAAAA- 00:09:31.540 --> 00:09:32.040 *laughs* 00:09:32.040 --> 00:09:33.440 Look at her face! *laughs* 00:09:33.500 --> 00:09:35.340 *squeaking idiot* 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:36.900 THE CUPCAKE. 00:09:36.900 --> 00:09:37.420 *laughs* 00:09:37.420 --> 00:09:39.940 [Pewds interrupting Maybe Ken] I'm not a Barbie fan, by the way. I'm not. 00:09:39.940 --> 00:09:43.040 [Pewds] I'm not. I'm not a Barbie fan. That's impossible. [Maybe Ken] -an incredible miniga- 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:44.440 I am not a Barbie fan, okay? 00:09:44.940 --> 00:09:46.140 Let that be clear. 00:09:46.140 --> 00:09:47.420 I am playing this game... 00:09:47.660 --> 00:09:48.780 ...ironically. 00:09:49.100 --> 00:09:49.600 Okay? 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:52.120 I don't actually like Barbie... 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:53.560 ...at all. 00:09:53.560 --> 00:09:54.960 Not even a little bit. 00:09:55.180 --> 00:09:56.620 Not even a little bit. 00:09:56.620 --> 00:09:58.000 [Pewds] I don't even like Barbie. [Maybe Ken] -challenge! 00:09:58.260 --> 00:10:00.420 [Maybe Ken] Cupcake Explosion! 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:02.400 What is happening? 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:04.960 Why are we throwing cupcakes? 00:10:05.660 --> 00:10:06.740 HEY BITCH. 00:10:07.180 --> 00:10:08.620 GET THAT CUPCAKE UP. 00:10:08.860 --> 00:10:09.360 OH. 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.080 [IDFK] You ripped (???) that up, RRRRaquelle. 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:12.540 He needs to stop talking. 00:10:12.540 --> 00:10:13.540 [Maybe Nikki] There's no stopping me! 00:10:13.540 --> 00:10:14.700 What the fuck? How did I do that? 00:10:15.380 --> 00:10:17.520 MORE CUPCAAAAAKESSS!!! 00:10:17.700 --> 00:10:18.420 Hell yeah. 00:10:18.420 --> 00:10:20.300 It's like the bottle flip challenge... 00:10:20.300 --> 00:10:23.540 ...except- MORE CUPCAKES IS COMING, EVERYBODY! 00:10:23.920 --> 00:10:26.940 The right side clearly has an advantage. I don't appreciate it. 00:10:26.940 --> 00:10:30.040 This game is amazing. I wanna die with this game in my hand. 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:31.720 Between my butt cheeks. 00:10:32.400 --> 00:10:34.200 What the fuck, they're all bad cupcakes? 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:36.100 They're all bad cupcakes. Don't touch them, Barbie. 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.120 [Maybe Nikki] I scored big time! 00:10:39.900 --> 00:10:42.040 Wait, wait, wait. They're good cupcakes? 00:10:42.040 --> 00:10:42.940 [Maybe Teresa] Totally awesome! 00:10:42.940 --> 00:10:43.540 I don't understand. 00:10:43.540 --> 00:10:46.220 Are they bad cupcakes or are they good cup- 00:10:46.340 --> 00:10:47.400 I got 16. 00:10:47.500 --> 00:10:49.020 I didn't even get half. 00:10:49.040 --> 00:10:51.440 I didn't even get half of the 3rd one. 00:10:51.920 --> 00:10:53.280 This is a kids' game. 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:55.780 "No. No, this can't be happening." 00:10:56.260 --> 00:10:57.960 "I lost to those fucking bitches." 00:10:58.160 --> 00:10:59.700 "Motherfuckers dead to me." 00:10:59.700 --> 00:11:01.440 "I'll kill 'em. I'll kill 'em." 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:03.040 Do I have to do this fucking- 00:11:03.040 --> 00:11:04.440 Can I not skip this part? 00:11:05.100 --> 00:11:06.880 For the love of God, can I skip this part? 00:11:07.800 --> 00:11:08.840 [Closet] Step One. Fu- 00:11:09.700 --> 00:11:11.180 Step One. Fuuuck. 00:11:11.180 --> 00:11:15.400 It's the same game. It's the same game. It's the same game. It's the same game. 00:11:15.400 --> 00:11:16.260 It's the same- 00:11:16.260 --> 00:11:17.620 [Maybe Ken] *inaudible* 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:20.340 [Maybe Ken] Today's event takes place in Barbie's bedroom. 00:11:20.340 --> 00:11:22.740 [Maybe Ken] And looks to be a real doozy called... 00:11:22.740 --> 00:11:24.500 [Maybe Ken] Shoebox Skyscraper! [Pewds] It's a- 00:11:24.500 --> 00:11:26.600 I- Aw shit, it's a doozy. 00:11:26.980 --> 00:11:28.160 That's my box. 00:11:28.160 --> 00:11:31.000 [Maybe Ryan] Raquelle, you're losing. It's so boring. [Pewds] AAAAH. 00:11:31.060 --> 00:11:33.580 WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE BOXES? 00:11:33.700 --> 00:11:35.740 [Maybe Ryan] It's not that bad, Barbie! 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:37.540 WELL, EEEEUUUUGH. 00:11:37.820 --> 00:11:38.840 Hell yeah, Barbie. 00:11:39.640 --> 00:11:40.840 You get 'em, girl. 00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:43.220 *click clack click clack click clack* 00:11:43.220 --> 00:11:43.720 Fuck. 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:45.500 Oh, I get it. You have to press space. 00:11:45.500 --> 00:11:46.360 *click clack click clack* 00:11:46.800 --> 00:11:48.480 Hell yeah. Alright, now it's easy! 00:11:48.640 --> 00:11:51.520 Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 00:11:51.520 --> 00:11:52.700 She's fucking me. Good game. 00:11:52.760 --> 00:11:53.480 Good game. 00:11:53.740 --> 00:11:55.580 Kill. Me. 00:11:55.580 --> 00:11:57.280 [Raquelle] Epic fail! (shshshsh) 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:00.780 Please don't say that word. Please don't ever say that word. 00:12:00.880 --> 00:12:03.560 [Nikki] Awesome! With a capital A. 00:12:03.800 --> 00:12:05.120 "With a cApitAL." 00:12:05.460 --> 00:12:07.380 I- I usually go all- all caps AWESOME 00:12:07.900 --> 00:12:08.820 Hey, I won. 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:10.800 [Nikki] I was in it to win it. 00:12:10.880 --> 00:12:12.160 Shit, I lost to her. (well fuck) 00:12:13.380 --> 00:12:14.300 Barbie's like, 00:12:14.800 --> 00:12:15.520 "YEAH." 00:12:16.100 --> 00:12:18.420 "YEAH. LOOKS LIKE I LOST THAT ONE." 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:21.980 "BUT I BETTER KEEP SMILING." 00:12:23.560 --> 00:12:28.240 "IMMA FUCK THAT BITCH UP LATER. IMMA FUCK THAT GIRL'S BOYFRIEND." (wtf) 00:12:30.900 --> 00:12:33.080 Alright. Well, that was Barbie's Dreamhouse. 00:12:33.500 --> 00:12:34.480 Definitely worth it. (totally 10/10) 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:35.740 Leave a like if you enjoyed watching. 00:12:35.740 --> 00:12:36.920 Maybe I'll do a part 2. 00:12:36.920 --> 00:12:37.420 Eh. 00:12:37.420 --> 00:12:39.100 If enough people like it. 00:12:39.140 --> 00:12:40.420 So, show your support. 00:12:40.540 --> 00:12:41.880 And as always, 00:12:41.880 --> 00:12:42.700 *Felix proceeds to hail Hitler* 00:12:42.700 --> 00:12:43.720 Nah. I can't do that joke. (ya think?) 00:12:44.500 --> 00:12:45.560 BROFIST!