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*傷心的鋼琴伴奏*

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終於

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終於阿!

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一個好的芭比娃娃遊戲

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(哭)

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這些都是真的眼淚

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欣喜的淚水

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芭比：夢想之家
(2017最佳遊戲句點)

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所有人都在這裡了

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我們有....

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小貓咪?

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是肯尼？

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充場面（托爾金）的黑妞？

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我現在終於明白為什麼北方公園裡的黑人是叫作托爾金了

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我們有墨西哥女孩，還有.....一隻馬？

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我很榮幸可以看到一個種族如此多樣化的遊戲
終於有人做出了沒有分種族的遊戲

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我跟馬很有認同感

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我真的很想當一隻馬

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所以我真的很高興我能在這遊戲內獲得馬族的種族認同

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我還要認為自己是一半棕櫚樹

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所以這令到我雙重喜悅

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我們準備好玩這遊戲嗎？

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我不這麼認為

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我覺得我們永遠不會準備好玩這個遊戲

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那我們開始吧 不要期待這會比古柯鹼更好

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哦哦哦喔喔喔喔 阿 阿阿阿阿

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現在究竟發生什麼事？

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為何肯尼的髮型－

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我能走動？！

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我還以為這是過場動畫

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噢，天啊，芭比好美

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我覺得他好像正在同時播放三首背景音樂，實在是太煩了

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啊，你們想芭比去哪裡？

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就讓芭比去肯尼那裡去吧

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[芭比]你是史上最好的男朋友了！怎麼了肯尼？

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[肯尼]我挺好的啊，趁著你現在還在這裡...

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[Pewds]太好啦，他現在非常努力地不去看他的乳溝

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看看他

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[Pewds模仿肯尼]啊－啊－我只在看她的眼睛

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她的眼睛太美啦

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不要看她的－

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不要看她的乳溝

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不要看她的乳溝

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不要看她的乳溝

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[Pewds模仿芭比]肯尼怎麼了，你不喜歡我？你不再被我吸引了嗎？

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你又是哪位啊？

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你究竟調音要調多久啊？彈琴就彈琴啦！

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已經調好啦

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[芭比]嗨，萊恩
[萊恩]嘿，芭比

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[萊恩]妳好嗎？

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*難聽的結他*

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噁心

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「妳好嗎？」

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[芭比]嘿，萊恩，遊戲日你興奮嗎？

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[萊恩]如果妳也在的話，這一定會好玩得爆炸的！

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遊戲日，

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爆炸(數手指)

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他們正在隱喻性行為啊

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好嘔心呀，吐！

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噁

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我很害怕

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我現在真的很害怕玩這遊戲

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好的

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呃

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OK我們可以換衣服了

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我喜歡－我喜歡這些衣服－

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完全沒有問題

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......是的，這蠻好玩的

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好明顯的，這是太多的個人化設定

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我選擇不來

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好的

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好的為何我要這樣做？

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根本就在浪費時間，我們上樓上去

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大家一起上樓上去

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嘻，哈囉，妳好嗎？

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[芭比]妮克，妳今天過得怎麼樣？

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[妮克]今天挺好的，謝謝妳關心我，芭比

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為何她們聽起來死氣沉沉的？

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又為何她們把我弄得快要死般似的？

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[芭比]我們準備開始遊戲，妳來不來？

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[妮克]好呀，芭比

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[妮基] 聽起來不錯！

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她們的嘴唇！

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不會動！

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都什麼年代呀？

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嘩，有很多不同的迷你遊戲

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但是我完全不能玩，那為－為什麼要放在這裡？

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你去哪裡？芭比？你去那邊我也看得見你

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芭比馬上給我回來

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混蛋

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這條走廊哪裡也去不了

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OK

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謝幕？大家快看！是謝幕！

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[芭比之屋主題音樂]

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*拍手*

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那個調音的混蛋可不可以停一停呢？

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實在是太煩了

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究竟這遊戲是幹些什麼的呢？

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設定？！

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為何設定放在樓上的呢？！

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我是一個26歲的大男人但我仍然不懂玩這該死的遊戲

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好吧......你---呃

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好的，閉嘴，閉嘴

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[妮克]等等，那是－

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[妮克]玲瓏黑色珍珠小裙？！

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[芭比]對啦，就是那條！

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[妮克]萬歲！妮基泰瑞莎隊

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[妮克]最
[pewds]我的天啊

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[妮克]厲

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[妮克]害！

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[第二個女孩]唉，算吧，猜字遊戲最無聊的

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[Pewds] 我無法......發生了什麼？

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[另外一個女孩]我最新的電子遊戲

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[Pewds]哦，我的天啊...YES！

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(納粹舉手禮)

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那是什麼姿勢？？！？

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什麼？！？

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啊啊啊

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噁啊啊啊

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芭比的秘密納粹軍團

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喔喔...我的老天....

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我從沒覺得這麼有活著的感覺 .....

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自1984年以來...

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大夥我們該去哪呢......？

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我們應該去哪裡....？！

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衣櫃...

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我們的起源之地

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好選擇。

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[機器人] 步驟一...

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尋找一盒隱藏的衣服

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步驟二...

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將它們放上正確的台座

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他是想讓自己聽起來像個機器人，還是他超級無聊？

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我沒辦法分辨欸

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喔........我的老天，YES！

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太好啦

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對不起，甚麼  - 我應該要做什麼......？

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殺小

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剛那梯子直接穿過她了

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真是美妙

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美妙透頂

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呃，讓我看看這裡...

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我就所有東西都點過一遍

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嘿，我發現了一個禮物

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會不會是一個披薩勒？

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*蜂鳴器*

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...抱歉...

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好吧，我猜我們還需要再找到一個

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以防我想改變我的衣著，我可以在玩遊戲的時候換衣服

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好極了--

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好主意

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我覺得這個小遊戲，我該配個紫色長裙...謝謝

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我該怎麼找到其他的？我現在超無聊，一點都不想找

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我找到她的了

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你他媽的混蛋

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她偷了我的東西！

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發生什麼了？

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結束了？

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我把它拱手--我把它拱手讓人了？！

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他媽的意義在哪？

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搭配鞋子，OK。所以粉紅色的鞋子要搭什麼？

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Felix腦袋動起來，你可以做到的

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[不知道誰] 呃！這個不太搭

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[不知道誰] 呃！這不太搭
閉嘴！！

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好

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呃，我們配個

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.

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...

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.....

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.....星星

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@*&^(#@%(

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啊

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媽的

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幹

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[不知道誰] 嗚呼！

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我為什麼

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[某男] 泰瑞莎妳看起來棒透了！

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不要恭維我

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我不需要

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去你的

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這個

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這

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這個遊戲無聊到要死了

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對不起

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我玩不

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我玩不下去這個垃圾。

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[芭比] 耶！

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[芭比]米姬來了！

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[米姬] 很高興見到你，芭比！

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她剛剛是叫她侏儒嗎？
(米姬-midge  侏儒-midget)

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等等她們倆聲音一模一樣啊

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[芭比] 耶！

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[芭比]米姬來了！

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[米姬] 很高興見到你，芭比！

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她在跟她自己說話?!

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YYAAAAAYYYY

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PEWDIEPIE在這裡！

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[Pewds#2] YAAAAAY

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[Pewds#2] 看到你真好Pewdiepie！

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[Pewds#3] YAAAAAA

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[芭比] 米姬，妳愛玩遊戲，對吧？

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[米姬] 當然！

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[米姬] 玩遊戲棒透了！

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我愛電玩~

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我每天都玩

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使命召喚(Call of Duty)

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我前幾天得到了一個愛心包裹

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這裡面有你媽媽的屁股。

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哦

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哦

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哦

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哦不

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我無法了，這配樂太棒了！

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*背景音樂* 我可以成為我想成為的任何東西

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*背景音樂* 我能想到的，我就能做到。沒有人能阻止我

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我將會~~~

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是的，我會~~~

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噢，我的天啊，不要又是過場動畫，我不能...

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噢，我的天啊，不要又是過場動畫，我不能...
[妮克] 等等--是

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[妮基] 玲瓏黑色珍珠小裙？！

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[芭比]對啦，就是那條！

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[妮基] 萬歲！妮基和泰莉莎最厲害！

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我覺得這動畫與Zelda 可以相提並論

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我得說

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它相當不錯

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Pixar

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你需要更好的發掘，因為這裡還有很多你未曾發現的...

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天賦

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在這遊戲中

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尤其是納粹的秘密手勢

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我真的

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那太棒了

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我的意思是我不--我 - 我不同意它...

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任何

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覺得它噁心和歧視

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在這種時候非常不敏感

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大家... --已經有一個很

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...現在是一個很難過的時刻

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*機器人*我現在奉上一個挑戰，女孩們。

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你們要搜索蛋糕的麵糊，只後把它們放在相應的底座。

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還要順序的排列

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誰是那個人啊？

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誰是 -

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誰－為什麼－知道跟他有關的嗎？

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難道他們（開發商）不能創造一個沒有這些垃圾的芭比遊戲嗎？

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如果有的話，我只想要一個芭比當主角的電影

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因為這個遊戲的動畫是那麼的好。

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這是同樣的遊戲-我在玩同樣的遊戲啊！

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這是無聊至極

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你看，我發現她的

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讚

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別客氣

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哦，看她找到我的

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哼...

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如何'...

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太好了，我要了

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不，它是

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拿著呀！

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tm的混蛋...

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這不是一個沙拉

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怎麼這突然變成了沙律？

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什麼 -

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這是發生甚麼事??！

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亞洲女人已經放棄了......

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喔我拿到

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不

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也許我可以阻止她......？

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我會擋住她。

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那就對了

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你哪裡也去不了婊子

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你去哪？

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蛤？

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你去哪？

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蛤？

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你想去哪裡啊？婊子

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哈

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你被擋住了婊子

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你要去哪裡啊？

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你去哪裡？我是芭比你不要惹我。

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去他的，她發現她的布丁......

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婊子找到她的布丁

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我要阻止她

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喔，王八蛋得到了她的布丁

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他媽的

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杯子

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蛋糕

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萬！

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歲！！！1

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我有一個巨大的蛋糕

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

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看看她的臉

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*尖叫聲*

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這

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杯子蛋糕

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我不是一個芭比迷

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哈

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順便一提

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我不是

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我不是...

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我不是..

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還是讓我暫停...

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我不是一個芭比迷...

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好？

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我一定要澄清

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我玩這個遊戲－

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－只是為了諷刺。

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好的？

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我實際上並不

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喜歡芭比...

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完全

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一點點都沒有...

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沒有一點......我不喜歡芭比娃娃

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...什麼是..？

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*旁白*：蛋糕爆炸！

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*沙啞*發生了什麼......？

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我們為什麼要扔蛋糕？

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哎婊子

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快點吃了這蛋糕！

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哦！

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*色情明星語音*您撕開了起來

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* Pewds *他需要停止說話...

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什麼？

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我是怎麼做到的？

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更多杯子蛋糕!!!!

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太好啦

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這就像瓶子翻轉挑戰一樣

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但是這裡有更多的蛋糕   更多蛋糕來了! 大夥兒！

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右側顯然有優勢

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我不欣賞

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這場比賽是驚人的

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我想為這個遊戲而死

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我在我的股縫之間

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又怎麼了？

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他們都是壞的蛋糕？

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他們都是壞的蛋糕，不要碰它們，芭比...

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不要碰它們

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等等，

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他們是好的蛋糕？

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我不明白，它們是壞的蛋糕？

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還是好的蛋糕？

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我得到了16

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我甚至沒有拿到一半

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我甚至沒有拿到第三個的一半

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這是一個兒童遊戲

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沒有

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這不可能發生

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我輸給了那些婊子...

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她們對我來說已經死了

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我就殺了她們 ...

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我就殺了她們 ...

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我必須做這個嗎？

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我能不能跳過這一部分？

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看在上帝的面子份上，我可以跳過這一部分嗎？

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* 機器人*步驟一， Fu--

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步驟1

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幹

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一模一樣的遊戲，一模一樣的遊戲

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一模一樣的遊戲，一模一樣的遊戲

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一樣的...

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*敘述者*今天的賽事發生在芭比的臥室......

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期待一下

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鞋盒摩天大樓

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-唉唉狗屎，是一個比賽

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這是我的箱子！

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AHHH

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我應該怎樣得到箱子？

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*敘述者*它不是那麼糟糕嘛，芭比

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但是～！

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對啦，芭比...

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你做得到的，女孩！

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他媽的

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噢，我明白了，你必須按空白鍵

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太好啦，現在好了，很容易

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好遊戲

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好遊戲

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好遊戲

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好遊戲

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她在玩弄我

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好遊戲

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好遊戲

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殺

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我

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*芭比* 極之失敗！

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請不要說這個詞。

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請永遠不要說這個詞。

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棒棒der

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真棒

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「真棒」

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我以後都應該多用這個詞語

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嘿，我贏了

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* 尼基 *- 我是志在必得

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唉我輸給了她

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芭比就好像...

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耶！

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耶！我輸了這場遊戲

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最好...

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最好還是保持－

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－笑容

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待會我要宰了那婊子

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我要上了她的男朋友

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好的這就是芭比：夢想之家

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絕對值回票價

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多謝你的觀賞，我可能會拍第二集

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若果有你們的支持和讚好我會考慮

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老樣子的，兄弟們－*納粹手勢*

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啊我不能開這個玩笑

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brofist!