WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.039 --> 00:00:04.259 Hello everybody! It's time for me to FLEX on you kids again!! 00:00:04.569 --> 00:00:07.739 Have you seen my "view 10"? Look at this baby. (Felix's child confrmrned???) 00:00:07.980 --> 00:00:13.900 It has the pick up and wake up feature where I literally don't have to press a button to unlock it. (lazy boi) 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.900 (noises and winking sound effect) (poods beautiful face entered here)(wink wonk) 00:00:16.900 --> 00:00:21.020 Wow it's almost like you don't have to pay a thousand dollars for this feature, (almost!) 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.019 iNcReDiBlE! 00:00:23.020 --> 00:00:29.600 But I know what you're thinking, but Felix. What if I have a psycho girlfriend who will use it on me when I am asleep? (here Felix is begging for help through subtle hints) 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:36.160 Don't worry!! (intense music plays) 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:40.440 That's right, it doesn't unlock if you're sleeping! (what a great feauture!) 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:40.940 *Nervous Laugh* (more like gay laugh from poods but okay) 00:00:40.940 --> 00:00:41.960 Thank God. (Poods is still asking for help to get away from Marzia) 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:44.960 it even covers my most advanced testing! (and by "advanced testing" Poods means becoming a woman with one simple trick, making him look extra gay) 00:00:45.620 --> 00:00:48.620 (Advanced testing ongoing) 00:00:49.400 --> 00:00:53.180 Clearly this is the superior. If you want a view ten we're doing a !!🎉 giveaway 🎉 !! 00:00:53.720 --> 00:01:00.280 That's right. Three winners will win a prize pack which contains one honor view ten and an honor band. (also I will own the souls of the winners but we'll get back to that later) 00:01:00.460 --> 00:01:05.640 The honor band works with a face unlock as well. It's got 30 days usage of one charge 00:01:05.980 --> 00:01:06.680 Incredible! 00:01:06.940 --> 00:01:07.600 Waterproof 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:09.240 And tracks your sleeping data! (watches you while you sleep) 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:15.740 This contest is between April 15 and 20 check out the link in the description for more info. 00:01:15.740 --> 00:01:18.520 Now let's go on with a video guys (finally) 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:22.980 HmmmMMmmmmmM 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:27.740 HHhmmmmmm? 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:28.720 Hm? (hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed) 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:37.080 You ever see something online that gives you that expression that feeling that you just can't express with words, and you just have to go 00:01:37.080 --> 00:01:38.750 HmMMmmmMm (the PewDiePie channel in a nutshell) 00:01:38.750 --> 00:01:45.840 That is pretty interesting. Of course you have. But today in case you haven't we're going to review with some 00:01:46.220 --> 00:01:48.940 HmmMmm Like worthy moments so we can go HHmmmMMm 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:54.820 together, you and me as a fun little exercise! I bet you don't have any friends. (makes sizzling noise in attempt to nervously laugh) 00:01:54.980 --> 00:02:01.960 Let's review the HmMmM Reddit! 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:02.760 HMMMMMM 00:02:03.080 --> 00:02:05.460 I hate when they're sexual, it's just weird. 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:06.400 *mumbles* 00:02:08.100 --> 00:02:11.120 They're not sexual! Youtube, I'm sorry, I was just kidding. It was a joke. It's just water. It's just water now. 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:13.480 Now that's sexual HMMM hehehhe ah. 00:02:13.760 --> 00:02:18.760 How does that make any... this really shows the reflection of water crisis? 00:02:18.760 --> 00:02:20.030 00:02:20.030 --> 00:02:22.030 What am I saying? 00:02:22.030 --> 00:02:24.030 00:02:24.030 --> 00:02:25.860 00:02:25.860 --> 00:02:32.340 Those are not his eyes? Those are not spider-man's eyes? 00:02:32.340 --> 00:02:34.340 (grunting and explosion sound effect) 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:36.480 My whole life is a lie!! 00:02:36.820 --> 00:02:42.000 How can I possibly look at spider-man the same way if he doesn't look back at me with those spidey eyes? 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:46.260 hmmmmmmmm 00:02:46.260 --> 00:02:48.740 I almost died out of "hmmm-ing." 00:02:48.740 --> 00:02:53.280 If the mouse is outside of the presentation. Was the mouse even really there? 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:55.280 Hmmmm (Starts to cry) 00:02:56.040 --> 00:02:58.040 This is so S*** hehehe (mega oof) 00:02:58.760 --> 00:03:00.620 (Majestic laugh) 00:03:01.020 --> 00:03:03.780 How am I supposed to react to this? 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:08.820 I mean it was a good Photoshop, but it doesn't make Hmm, alright. 00:03:08.820 --> 00:03:12.380 I'd be lying if I said this makes me hmm. This makes me.. 00:03:12.380 --> 00:03:13.260 Mmmm 00:03:14.760 --> 00:03:15.260 (Dramatic Gasp) 00:03:15.260 --> 00:03:16.500 00:03:16.500 --> 00:03:19.520 He is a bomb defuser and he's playing Minesweeper. 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:20.940 00:03:20.940 --> 00:03:25.000 Nothing really hmMming about it. It's more like, well that's funny, I suppose. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:26.600 WHEEEEZE 00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:28.680 Now that's 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:29.800 MMMM 00:03:30.880 --> 00:03:36.980 Finally. I hate, guys, I hate Twilight. I don't know if I ever expressed this properly on this channel, but 00:03:36.980 --> 00:03:37.870 FFFFFF 00:03:37.870 --> 00:03:45.160 Twilight is just a cringiest dumbest vampire show and doesn't have real superheroes like Black Panther here 00:03:45.760 --> 00:03:47.560 Hmmm Hehehehehehe 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:51.280 HMMMMRNNNNN 00:03:51.420 --> 00:03:56.120 This is so nice to finally see a progressive police woman, whaman. 00:03:56.440 --> 00:03:57.640 That, uhhhh, 00:03:57.640 --> 00:04:02.460 Carries not guns but carrots. But who came first the horse or the carrot? 00:04:02.460 --> 00:04:04.460 HMMMMM 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:06.099 00:04:06.099 --> 00:04:09.419 Obviously the carrot, like, let's not even be silly here 00:04:09.420 --> 00:04:11.080 (wheeze) 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:13.080 (strange laugh) 00:04:15.420 --> 00:04:16.360 What am I looking at??? 00:04:16.520 --> 00:04:22.100 Guys let's freaking, this is my song, this is my jam. Come on guys. Let's get going. 00:04:22.100 --> 00:04:23.260 (strange sound) 00:04:23.260 --> 00:04:25.680 HMMMMMMMMM 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:26.380 Hmm 00:04:28.280 --> 00:04:32.080 I didn't know that actually... oh I see (gasp). 00:04:32.080 --> 00:04:34.540 HMMM. I wonder if that actually works. 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:36.220 00:04:36.940 --> 00:04:37.820 Hnnnnn 00:04:38.180 --> 00:04:41.600 You ever wonder why I don't shave? Okay, this is the reason why. 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:43.600 Hehehe 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:48.980 It's called it's called not having a proper jawline, alright. 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:50.920 HmmMMMmMMmMM 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:52.880 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (hmmm intensifies) 00:04:53.540 --> 00:04:58.340 Wow, that is interesting. It's nice to see emojis being so progressive! 00:04:59.460 --> 00:05:00.120 Uhhhh 00:05:00.520 --> 00:05:02.580 Finally we have an emoji for everything. 00:05:02.840 --> 00:05:04.600 Now what the frick is this? 00:05:04.640 --> 00:05:06.220 This is not hmm 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:10.920 Get your garbage fantasies out of Hmm, okay? 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:16.540 It's upsetting. Here I am trying to Hmm at things, and I'm just stuck with this. 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:21.920 00:05:22.660 --> 00:05:24.220 (grunting) Weeze hmMMmM 00:05:26.640 --> 00:05:28.640 Now this is sexy 00:05:29.170 --> 00:05:31.170 Now that's sexy 00:05:31.420 --> 00:05:33.420 If only Marzia 00:05:33.940 --> 00:05:35.940 Look like this 00:05:36.280 --> 00:05:40.100 If only Marzia would look this good! 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:44.360 If only Marzia 00:05:45.760 --> 00:05:46.540 Marzia 00:05:48.860 --> 00:05:51.240 IF ONLY... MARZIA 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:52.800 What ah (Door CREAAAAAKS) 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:54.960 Yes? -Marzia 00:05:57.780 --> 00:05:59.060 (Baby hmmmm) 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:01.200 hmm. 00:06:02.980 --> 00:06:07.960 What am I supposed to say? This is such a dumb video. Why did you guys want me to make another one of these? 00:06:09.900 --> 00:06:11.900 Mmm. There you go 00:06:12.760 --> 00:06:16.720 Mmm. See, I don't understand when more people don't do this. 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:19.660 Any time I'm in the urinal people go as far away from me as possible. 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:24.280 But I'm like we could save water if we all just put our (age-restricted) together. 00:06:24.440 --> 00:06:34.880 (laughing wheeze) 00:06:38.940 --> 00:06:43.340 There this is why you shouldn't smoke, kids. I mean look at this man, why is Hmmmm? 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:47.120 Hmm is mixed with such a strange 00:06:49.170 --> 00:06:56.930 Feeling you know you feel these urges from hmm-ing. There's no shame in feeling that 00:06:59.010 --> 00:07:00.660 Is that real? 00:07:00.660 --> 00:07:02.310 mm-hmm 00:07:02.310 --> 00:07:09.340 So that's what they use for. I always thought I should just put my bag on those! *Sniff* that looks fantastically great. 00:07:09.340 --> 00:07:12.380 Okay, I don't see the HMMM right away like give me a second here. 00:07:14.970 --> 00:07:15.470 That's Jesus Christ (which one) 00:07:15.470 --> 00:07:16.970 00:07:16.970 --> 00:07:18.970 HMhmhhahhahmmah 00:07:21.260 --> 00:07:23.260 So much better whether you don't see it right away 00:07:28.080 --> 00:07:30.420 How can I tell if i have 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:32.380 HMMMMM 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:38.020 If you check Google right now and you see this exact image then 00:07:38.020 --> 00:07:40.020 HMMMMMN 00:07:40.020 --> 00:07:42.020 HMMMMM INTENSIFIES 00:07:44.460 --> 00:07:49.159 This is me when I play Fortnite cuz these are all kids. That's right 00:07:50.700 --> 00:07:57.979 Come at me kids, what are you gonna do? (beat your skull against a rock) Jesus Christ stop these weird photo shops okay? No one is Hmm-ing at them 00:07:57.980 --> 00:07:59.979 DEMONITIZED 00:08:03.820 --> 00:08:05.820 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM heh 00:08:05.820 --> 00:08:09.320 Such a dumb video Jesus Christ, no is that real 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:11.840 No (this person fucked up their dog) 00:08:11.840 --> 00:08:13.040 NO 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:18.480 This is also another reason why you should never shave okay, right here. 00:08:18.840 --> 00:08:19.740 Now that's hmmmmmmmm 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:22.900 Slippy 00:08:23.660 --> 00:08:27.100 Slippy this is a live footage of Slippy traveling into the other realm. (it's actually footage of Slippy sexually assulting another being) 00:08:28.370 --> 00:08:34.210 Bless his soul mm-hmm a uniform hmm for respect of Slippy 00:08:37.460 --> 00:08:42.840 Is that those thing you iron? Does that mean it's an iron plate? 00:08:43.880 --> 00:08:46.780 Hmmm? HMMMMMM? 00:08:46.980 --> 00:08:50.820 Who's enjoying the book more prime hmm if I saw a toilet like that 00:08:52.300 --> 00:08:57.580 I Would take down my pants. I would squat down and I would go *Constipated hmmm* 00:08:59.560 --> 00:09:00.660 So Bad 00:09:01.380 --> 00:09:02.120 I am the worst 00:09:03.860 --> 00:09:08.600 Ah yes. I don't know if you guys have heard about the turtle in the wall theory 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:10.600 But this pretty much confirms 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:15.060 That all walls have a turtle living in them hmm (obviously) 00:09:15.460 --> 00:09:20.240 Taha. HMMMmmMmM *Clap Clap Clap* 00:09:21.260 --> 00:09:24.020 Now somebody's finally doing right (agreed) 00:09:24.680 --> 00:09:26.680 Which one do you make a poopy in? 00:09:27.280 --> 00:09:32.820 Hmm, which one, would you choose? mmm a true Hmmm dilemma 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:37.500 Hmmmmmm. HMMMMMMmmm 00:09:37.860 --> 00:09:40.320 Hmm a uniform hmm 00:09:41.100 --> 00:09:44.419 That's right even lizard people go to Hmm 00:09:45.030 --> 00:09:47.030 Finally we have some evidence for this 00:09:47.490 --> 00:09:52.040 He's a robot by the way open your eyes. Okay. There's nothing to confirm that he's a lizard 00:09:53.640 --> 00:09:56.150 I've seen this this is so insane like 00:09:58.160 --> 00:10:01.000 Why did you have to photoshoppe this why? 00:10:06.180 --> 00:10:07.800 angry HMMMM 00:10:07.880 --> 00:10:12.100 That's right every single time I watch Titanic I'm like he can just go up 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:18.109 So stupid this really shows sexism, and how it's bad for men as well 00:10:23.280 --> 00:10:30.649 Damn Daniel he's rocking it damn. He looks good 00:10:37.890 --> 00:10:39.890 What in the world 00:10:39.990 --> 00:10:44.240 Hmm sometimes clothing likes to Hmm back at you 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:46.890 mm-hmm 00:10:46.890 --> 00:10:48.949 This is the worst video of all time 00:10:51.540 --> 00:10:54.800 No now I can never look at H&M the same way 00:10:55.420 --> 00:10:57.420 *Painful Hmmm* 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:02.560 God damn it this changes everything 00:11:03.400 --> 00:11:04.280 DRGSAMFGBNG 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:16.740 What a great idea and you can keep the trucks running for warm hmm, yeah 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.220 Come we never thought of this before, huh? 00:11:21.220 --> 00:11:23.120 HUUUUHH...HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUh 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:27.180 Wasn't that just a great experience? we all need a little Hmmm in our life 00:11:27.180 --> 00:11:30.380 Don't you think leave a like if you Hmm believe you're like if you HMMMM 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:34.320 And I'll see you guys next time in the next video 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:35.240 00:11:35.500 --> 00:11:39.560 (applause) 00:11:39.760 --> 00:11:41.760