Oh! don't click away, please!!
Ha, I need that click through rate shit.
Shit, do something entertaining!
(Looks for something to entertain with)
*singular very high pitched note*
Great. Now that I got your attention,
How long,
Hoooow looong,
Can you keep watching?
*Epic RPG Challenge music*
The goal is to watch as long as possible,
I'm gonna link all the videos in the description,
So you folks at home can play along.
[Intrigued] "Windows XP Startup Sound slowed down to 24 hours..."
*Existential AF zen music*
Youtuuuuuube 2016 everybody... (its amazing)
What the fuck is this?
*epic soft rock music*
Woah, I love this song!
*epic soft rock music*
*incoming shitty flute cover*
*ShittyFlute cover begins*
AAAHHHHHHhhhh!!
*Shitty Flute cover continues*
What is this?
*Shitty Flute cover continues still*
THIS IS MY JAM!!!
*Pewds shitty flutes along*
(Swedens got talent 2017)
*Pewds finishes out alone*
"Why am I a feminist..."
*Royalty free intro music*
How long am I...
So far, not so bad....
[Video] *inhales deeply*
Oh god.
[Vid] *exhales dramatically*
"The rumors are true...
What they've been saying about me...
I have to come clean.
I,
Laci Green,
*dramatic pause*
AM A F E M I N I S T.
'What? your a lesbian now?!'
'Manhater,
Hairy armpits...(?)
[overly dramatic crying] 'Say it isn't so!'
Shhh, it's gonna be okay,
pewds: "Please thumbs up for gender equality." (A+ like begging)
Yeah, let's get some-- lets get some likes on their video for "gender equality". (small laugh)
What the fuck, is that ironic???
Or is it serious, I can't tell. (its serious, sadly.)
[video] "I think that feminism is both kick-ass and super Important!
And here, are a few of my (crappy) reasons why:"
OH GOD!
"I'm a feminist because girls are taught IN PUBLIC SCHOOL
That once she has sex she'll 'lose a part of herself'"
What school did you go to?
What kind-
What fucking school was that? Please tell me... I'm curious.
I wasn't taught that in school.
(Sweden's Got Talent 2017, shitty flute segment)
[Unnaturally Peppy] HEY GUYS!
No, nope, no. I can't even do a fucking second.
"My longest yeah boi ever..."
Yeeeaah
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jesus!!!
All right you know what, I bet I can do it longer. I bet I can do it longer!
"Yeeeaa-"
YEAH,
[in unison] BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[in unison] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*Pewds fading out*
*pewds fails*
AAAH!
-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
AAAH!
AAAAAH!
Fuck! I got beaten!
Damn it, Danny, don't look at me...
*RIP headphone users*
"*Snap* Nice."
Oh, I've seen this. Oh.
*C-Cl-CL- CLICK*
"Nice." (x4)
*Snap* x16
"Nice." x16
*snap* x64
Its.. just gonna keep going..
Ooooooohhhh!
Oohhhhh.
OOOoooooooooohhhhhh~
"Nice." xIDK
*Laughs*
Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh Not even halfway!
"Nice." xI dont even...
Pfffffff
Niiiiccceeee.....
I'M SCAAAAAARED
*clicking*
Nnniiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee........
What the fuck!
Youtube 2016 is so. Fucking. Weird. I don't.. Who comes up with these ideas?
Oh no, not this one.
No, it's not okay!
DON'T... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Ok, fine.
Thank you.
I love you too.
I love you soo much!
In the universe.
In every beach in the universe!
Every planet.
Marzia,
I'm sorry
*Laughs*
You know this is a parody!
It would be pretty interesting... like... pretty well done, but I'm pretty sure this is real. Like, this guy did this for a girl.
(What the hell does that even mean?)
*Vomits*
I la- I love you.
Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.
Baby girl.
I love you so much.
You are so beautiful today.
I wish I could smell you.(CREEPER ALERT)
I wish I could tell you it's gonna be okay.
I wish I could hold you- hold you near an- and kiss you... on the lips!
*weird moaning*
How was that? Was that good for you as it was for me?
Thank you.
*complementary ear cleansing*
You know, I don't know if you guys have ever been on TV, but then you kinda have to force a smile.
And its hard! It's hard to do that! It's not very easy.
Try and watch the reminder of this video just sitting like this.
I'm joking! You look insane. Stop doing that.
Wait, 2:36 someone breaks into his house?
*door opens*
What...? [creeped out]
What the fuck?!
*guy nopes out*
Someones coming in!
UGGGHHH!!
He's just staying there, he's not gonna say hi!?
You can't break it for a second? What the fuck! Who's this poor roommate to this guy!?
I'd be fucking terrified!
(PewDiePie's mix tape)
Oh, it's Fousey!
All right, one second.
How about that. One second.
You got me!
(#1 all time best music duo)
"We are number one,
but every original one is replaced with an entire episode of Lazytown."
"NAH!"
"Have you ever... chaght a good guy,
Like a-like a real ssssss
Superhero!
*Epic sax solo*
*Pewds plays along on flute*
HEY!
*"we are number one" song*
OOOH RADTADADATA
WELCOME TO LAZYTOWN!!!
An entire episode 4 hours great I'm not gonna waste my fucking time
All right, what else do we got?
We are gonna finish off with...
uhhh
with uhhhh
With an anime.
All right, well this is pretty good so far.
Oh, There's a guy by the road.
*sniffs*
Excuse me.
I don't know what else he's saying.
That—I just know
*japanese*
OH!
Okay, well it's a very graphic anime.
Oh! She's... Ohh—
WAIT, WHAT?
WHAAAAT?!?!
THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHY IS HE TINY?!?!
Am I watching, like, pedophilia, or... what... what is this?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY... (demonitized)
It took you 7 minutes...
Noooo.....
What the fuck?
OHHH!
I did not need to see that!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?
PFF
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!
*passionate anime lovemaking*
AHHHHHHHH
OH SHIT, IT'S HERS!
WHY IS HE SO TINY???
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
AHHHHHH
WHAAAAT!?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
Wait, what?
It's over? Already?
Wha-
I watched the whole thing!
Huh.
How 'bout that!
I swear I...
I swear it's just a minute...
Well!
It seems like that was it, wasn't it?
How long did you last?
Don't answer that, don't answer that!
But leave a like if you did better than me!
Lets finish this up with my longest "Yeah boi" ever.
You can play along!
Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
*Outro music*
"ayy, it's over 10 minutes!"