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Oh! don't click away, please!!

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Ha, I need that click through rate shit.

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Shit, do something entertaining!

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(Looks for something to entertain with)

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*singular very high pitched note*

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Great. Now that I got your attention,

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How long,

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How long,

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Hoooow looong,

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Can you keep watching?

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*Epic RPG Challenge music*

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The goal is to watch as long as possible,

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I'm gonna link all the videos in the description,

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So you folks at home can play along.

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[Intrigued] "Windows XP Startup Sound slowed down to 24 hours..."

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*Existential AF zen music*

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Youtuuuuuube 2016 everybody... (its amazing)

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What the fuck is this?

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*epic soft rock music*

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Woah, I love this song!

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*epic soft rock music*

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*incoming shitty flute cover*

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*ShittyFlute cover begins*

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AAAHHHHHHhhhh!!

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*Shitty Flute cover continues*

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What is this?

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*Shitty Flute cover continues still*

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THIS IS MY JAM!!!

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*Pewds shitty flutes along*

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*Pewds shitty flutes along*
(Swedens got talent 2017)

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*Pewds finishes out alone*

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"Why am I a feminist..."

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*Royalty free intro music*

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How long am I...

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So far, not so bad....

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[Video] *inhales deeply*

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Oh god.

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[Vid] *exhales dramatically*

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"The rumors are true...

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What they've been saying about me...

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I have to come clean.

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I,

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Laci Green,

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*dramatic pause*

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AM A  F E M I N I S T.

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'What? your a lesbian now?!'

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'Manhater,

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Hairy armpits...(?)

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[overly dramatic crying] 'Say it isn't so!'

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Shhh, it's gonna be okay,

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pewds: "Please thumbs up for gender equality." (A+ like begging)

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Yeah, let's get some-- lets get some likes on their video for "gender equality". (small laugh)

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What the fuck, is that ironic???

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Or is it serious, I can't tell. (its serious, sadly.)

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[video] "I think that feminism is both kick-ass and super Important!

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And here, are a few of my (crappy) reasons why:"

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OH GOD!

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"I'm a feminist because girls are taught IN PUBLIC SCHOOL

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That once she has sex she'll 'lose a part of herself'"

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What school did you go to?

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What kind-

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What fucking school was that?  Please tell me... I'm curious.

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I wasn't taught that in school.

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(Sweden's Got Talent 2017, shitty flute segment)

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[Unnaturally Peppy] HEY GUYS!

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No, nope, no.  I can't even do a fucking second.

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"My longest yeah boi ever..."

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Yeeeaah

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Jesus!!!

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All right you know what, I bet I can do it longer.  I bet I can do it longer!

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"Yeeeaa-"

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YEAH,

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[in unison] BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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[in unison] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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*Pewds fading out*

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*pewds fails*

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AAAH!

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-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

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AAAH!

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AAAAAH!

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Fuck!  I got beaten!

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Damn it, Danny, don't look at me...

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*RIP headphone users*

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"*Snap* Nice."

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Oh, I've seen this.  Oh.

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*C-Cl-CL- CLICK*

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"Nice." (x4)

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*Snap* x16

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"Nice." x16

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*snap* x64

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Its.. just gonna keep going..

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Ooooooohhhh!

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Oohhhhh.

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OOOoooooooooohhhhhh~

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"Nice." xIDK

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*Laughs*

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Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh Not even halfway!

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"Nice." xI dont even...

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Pfffffff

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Niiiiccceeee.....

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I'M SCAAAAAARED

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*clicking*

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Nnniiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee........

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What the fuck!

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Youtube 2016 is so. Fucking. Weird.  I don't.. Who comes up with these ideas?

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Oh no, not this one.

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No, it's not okay!

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DON'T...  I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

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Ok, fine.

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Thank you.

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I love you too.

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I love you soo much!

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In the universe.

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In every beach in the universe!

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Every planet.

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Marzia,

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I'm sorry

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*Laughs*

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You know this is a parody!

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It would be pretty interesting... like... pretty well done, but I'm pretty sure this is real.  Like, this guy did this for a girl.

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(What the hell does that even mean?)

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*Vomits*

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I la- I love you.

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Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.

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Baby girl.

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I love you so much.

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You are so beautiful today.

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I wish I could smell you.(CREEPER ALERT)

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I wish I could tell you it's gonna be okay.

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I wish I could hold you- hold you near an- and kiss you... on the lips!

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*weird moaning*

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How was that?  Was that good for you as it was for me?

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Thank you.

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*complementary ear cleansing*

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You know, I don't know if you guys have ever been on TV, but then you kinda have to force a smile.

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And its hard!  It's hard to do that!  It's not very easy.

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Try and watch the reminder of this video just sitting like this.

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I'm joking!  You look insane.  Stop doing that.

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Wait, 2:36 someone breaks into his house?

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*door opens*

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What...? [creeped out]

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What the fuck?!

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*guy nopes out*

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Someones coming in!

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UGGGHHH!!

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He's just staying there, he's not gonna say hi!?

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You can't break it for a second?  What the fuck!  Who's this poor roommate to this guy!?

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I'd be fucking terrified!

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(PewDiePie's mix tape)

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Oh, it's Fousey!

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All right, one second.

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How about that.  One second.

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You got me!

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(#1 all time best music duo)

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"We are number one,

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but every original one is replaced with an entire episode of Lazytown."

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"NAH!"

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"Have you ever... chaght a good guy,

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Like a-like a real ssssss

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Superhero!

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*Epic sax solo*

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*Pewds plays along on flute*

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HEY!

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*"we are number one" song*

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OOOH RADTADADATA

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WELCOME TO LAZYTOWN!!!

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An entire episode 4 hours great I'm not gonna waste my fucking time

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All right, what else do we got?

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We are gonna finish off with...

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uhhh

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with uhhhh

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With an anime.

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All right, well this is pretty good so far.

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Oh, There's a guy by the road.

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*sniffs*

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Excuse me.

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I don't know what else he's saying.

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That—I just know

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*japanese*

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OH!

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Okay, well it's a very graphic anime.

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Oh! She's... Ohh—

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WAIT, WHAT?

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WHAAAAT?!?!

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THE FUCK IS THAT?

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WHY IS HE TINY?!?!

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Am I watching, like, pedophilia, or... what... what is this?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY... (demonitized)

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It took you 7 minutes...

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Noooo.....

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What the fuck?

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OHHH!

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I did not need to see that!

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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?

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PFF

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

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*passionate anime lovemaking*

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AHHHHHHHH

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OH SHIT, IT'S HERS!

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WHY IS HE SO TINY???

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

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AHHHHHH

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WHAAAAT!?!?!

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WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!  I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

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Wait, what?

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It's over?  Already?

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Wha-

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I watched the whole thing!

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Huh.

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How 'bout that!

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I swear I...

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I swear it's just a minute...

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Well!

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It seems like that was it, wasn't it?

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How long did you last?

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Don't answer that, don't answer that!

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But leave a like if you did better than me!

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Lets finish this up with my longest "Yeah boi" ever.

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You can play along!

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Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

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*Outro music*

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"ayy, it's over 10 minutes!"